Investment › Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by MrRomantic(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
AfonjaStinks:
Bunch of jokes
Like they will come to the person's aid in two weeks time if you call them They will, they do. Lagos is not 'Nigeria', the state is way ahead of the country. Trial will convince you, drink small otapiapia to confirm |
Romance › Re: 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by MrRomantic(m): 5:06am On Dec 06, 2016 |
lola024: 1. First things first, vaginas can have whole human babies come out of them. Obviously we all know that, but it bears constant repeating. Seriously: respect. What can you do, penis?
2. The vagina can stretch to THREE TIMES its original size—in girth—to accomplish this unmatched feat. And we all know that's the measurement that matters. The typical baseline diameter of a vagina is about 3 cm, according to Yale Medical School clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology Mary Jane Minkin, M.D. An infant’s head is around 10 cm across. You do the math. (Actually, we did it already. And wow.)
3. It can also grow nearly 50 percent in length. Grower? Shower? The vag is no slouch, herself. It lengthens during arousal, Minkin tells SELF, from an average length (i.e. depth) of 7 or 8 cm up to 10 or 11 cm.
4. Yet we don’t need to feel judged by the size of our organ. And no one can see it in the locker room, anyway.
5. The vagina is self-cleaning. While uncircumcised men have to clean under their foreskin to prevent the build-up of smegma that can lead to fungal and bacterial infections, the vagina is basically a self-cleaning oven. It produces natural fluids to flush out bad bacteria and maintain and healthy pH. That’s why you don’t need to—and shouldn’t—douche.
6. And self-lubricating. Lube is lovely. But most women don’t need it, says Minkin, because they’ve got their own way of getting ready to get down. “It’s called arousal,” she says. “Most people get wet enough” just from getting turned on. Hand lotion and Kleenex? As if.
7. When women get turned on in public, no one has to know. There’s no hiding a raging boner. That must be, ahem, hard on you guys. But ladies don’t need to worry about anyone spying their discreet cloners (ya know, clitoral boner).
I really need to explain with pictures...... so if you wanna know and see, join me in my room smilessss..... ohhh... this is where it get interesting... 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous I hear |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sam Omatseye: "Nigerian Christians Should Arm Themselves Against Attacks" by MrRomantic(m): 6:32pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
GurlFriend: Sam Omatseye is a veteran journalist, Chairman of the Editorial Board, The Nation newspapers and Nigeria's most decorated columnist, but his impressive credentials and position did not stop Nigerians from slaying him when he posted the tweet below some hours back.
Are his statements capable of inciting violence? Twitter Nigeria thinks so and they are currently flaying Mr Omatseye as we speak
Continue below
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/twitter-nigeria-blast-veteran.html
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https://twitter.com/samomatseye/status/804593873125306368 Unfortunately this is the sad truth - people from the Christian inclination have being killed daily but government at all levels turned a blind and a deaf ear. When the Christians in Jos metropolis and Taraba state armed themselves and returned teeth for tooth, the jihadists disguised in whatever names got the message and mellowed down. Since the governments favour the other side of the divide, then the people should stand for themselves - not a desirable way to go sha but sadly that's the only way to mutual respect |
Romance › Re: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend's Phone by MrRomantic(m): 10:07pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
deturla: After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy.
Mind you, this is a true life story!
Are you with me? Sit tight!
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Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack.
The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions.
1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting?
2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone?
I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again.
I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail.
On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way.
Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia.
I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation.
After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding.
We became close and I told her my intentions.
Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age.
Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like
E be like say I don find wife oh!
Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’
As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No.
Thinking to myself, I would say:
Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show.
Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself,
This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too.
Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me;
‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’?
Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say!
Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing.
Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet.
After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook.
As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face.
I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me.
You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone.
I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter.
I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account.
I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/disturbers.
In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged.
They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much.
You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body!
Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked!
So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief.
I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with.
Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up?
Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something.
I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid.
I felt like I wanted to die!
I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack.
Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh!
You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned?
Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL!
I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack.
Feel free to share your experiences!
http://deedeesblog.com/2016/12/01/day-died-girlfriend-phone/ I can relate to this. On three occasions - the first landed me to a hospital bed, the second one knocked me off, immersed me into deep thoughts so bad I lost track of time till midnight - I trekked for 1 hour from the office to my house; the third one just happened and my lady is still acting up, pretending and still feeding me with lies. She didn't know I had access to her Facebook, instagram and email and have seen the chats, the nude photos, the nude videos - oh my God it's tuff! Am still trying to find the best way to boost the bubble. Thank God none of these got to marriage before coming out. Note that the first two discoveries were accidental, the last one however was my deliberate efforts based on suspicions - Guys if you smell rat, most likely than not, there is rat |
Romance › Re: Check Out The Epic Reply This Guy Gave His Bae by MrRomantic(m): 3:20pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Mimido2:
so its now a crime to ask ur bf for money ah ah Honey, no one said it is a crime to ask your boyfriend for money just as it is not so asking ones gal friend for money as well - what we are saying is that 'it is not a right'. It is a priviledge! |
Romance › Re: Check Out The Epic Reply This Guy Gave His Bae by MrRomantic(m): 3:12pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
NinjaX: Useless girl. She could even be one of those loud-mouthed nuisance on NL forming feminist and calling guys broke.
Any girl who has nothing to bring to a relationship asides her pussy deserves to be used as sex slave. Her pussy should be fücked to stupor. It should be fûcked and counterfücked from all angles. And then subsequently thrown out into the streets like the cheap whøre that she is.
Nonsense. It's seriously very annoying - as if it's a right for you to give to them! |
Politics › Re: Shiites Don’t Recognize Buhari, Me As President, Governor – El-rufai by MrRomantic(m): 9:11am On Nov 29, 2016 |
TheFreeOne: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/shiites-dont-recognize-buhari-president-governor-el-rufai/ I read comments made against the military. The Kaduna State Government and the Federal Government on the actions against these Nigerians. While I do not support killing of peaceful protesters, I want us to be objective in our discussions regarding the activities of these people - they started against the government and their rallies were not peaceful protests. Everything in nature has order to it, when a group of people deviate from the order being respected by over 150 million people and cause untold hardships on the greater populace, disregarded constituted authorities not only by disobeying the laws but also by setting up their counter laws and tried to enforce their own laws by fighting the enforcers of the law of the land - and we think that an action to stop these people is wrong? Remember the principal goal of the Nigerian Military is to maintain the territorial integrity and sovereignty of the nation, that's what the Shiite are violating, and that's what the Army is enforcing. I support action against anyone who will not submit themselves to the authority of Nigeria or legitimately and peacefully seek to differ (if they have reasons) to rather than constitute self as a rebel. |
Politics › Re: Pregnant Wife Of Police Sergeant Killed In Abuja (Photos) by MrRomantic(m): 9:52am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Towncrier007: you right my dear, but may your sister experience the faking she's going through now, and your wife as well . Ameeen |
Romance › Re: Lady Narrates Her Horrible First-date Experience With A Stingy Guy by MrRomantic(m): 10:31pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
UdohOby: Only God knows what you ate that made him change his mind not to pay your bills.
I even found it so difficult to comprehend what she was writing.
As a single girl, I never ate more than what I could pay for on a date, I always went out with money on any date I had. Ladies of nowadays, I no dey too understand them sef. The kind of respect I got from the guy I was dating then and his friends was awesome. He always told his friends that I was so independent. Maybe when young ladies stop depending on men to take care of their every need, we will start getting our respect back. The kind of insult I read from NL guys to ladies these days is really disheartening. #bringbackourrespectladies
Modified...
For all those saying I am looking for boyfriend on NL, abeg o, I am married with 2 beautiful kids.
I am not saying the guy was right, I am only stating the obvious. No guy invites a lady on a date without the intention of paying. Most Nigerian ladies are gluttonous in nature, and would consume what they themselves can't pay for on a date. A friend of mine was once disgraced like this. She had a date, and didn't eat at home cus of the said date. She ate food and other drinkables worth almost 7k. My guy leave am waka. I and another friend paid for the bill when she called us. This girl couldn't even spend 500 in the school canteen. So please, let's call a spade a spade. I can't agree less! Hope they will listen and hearken. Good one there |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride's Hair Cut Off At Mountain Of Fire Church On Her Wedding Day by MrRomantic(m): 7:45pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
GurlFriend: Today is Saturday, owambe day as it is popularly called, but the happiness of a bride who was getting married at Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM) was almost cut short when she was instructed by MFM church officials to hack off her 'offending' hair.
According to the social media user who was the official photographer at the wedding, the bride had attached human hair weave to her natural hair but she wasn't allowed to go further with the wedding until she cut off the entire thing and also wipe off her make up.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mfm-church-officials-force-bride-to-cut.html Every organisation (Church, Mosque etc) has its customs (way of life governed by rules an regulations) that members have to adhere to, am sure she knew the customs but choosed to do otherwise as a typical Nigerian. Am so happy she was forced to comply. Nigerians as a people have some sets of rules to guide our conducts, but like this bride we deliberately, often than not, disregard and act otherwise and now that the president is whipping everyone into line, many have joined the crusade against him. Change has to begin with everyone - I have decided to act right, always, what about you? |
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Surpasses One Million Tonnes Of Rice by MrRomantic(m): 11:32pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
ShinnBet: Please spare me your useless trash.
I have since my error and it doesn't change my stance because it was meant to be a comparative.
And FYI I thought the original amount quoted was a million metric tonnes.
Now shift. Very interesting the kind of people we have on this forum - you should accept correction and apologize for posting misleading / mischievous info here be it you do not know how to interpret data presented in tabular form, or your rush to condemn this government by any means thereby blinding you to what was presented in that table or deliberately mispresenting the info in the table - pls be that humble, let the change you want to see in the government u are so much in a hurry to condemn begin with you my brother. Thanks in advance for the insult |
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Surpasses One Million Tonnes Of Rice by MrRomantic(m): 11:12pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
ShinnBet: This is a fat lie and obviously another avenue to get govt subsidy to buy non existing rice for storage.
China with larger landmass a with rice as a staple food does not even smell that rubbish you guys are circulating.
Abi una sabi farm rice pass China? It's quite unfortunate you can not even correctly interpret the info you posted to discredit this commendable achievement. The unit of the annual production in your table is 1000 metric tons. That makes whateve figure posted under that column in thousandths, which means China has produced 144,560 x 1000 metric tons. This is equal to 144.56million metric tons. Now compare that to Nigerian Kebbi's 1million target and tell me if it is still impossible |
Romance › Re: Why Do Ibo Girls Usually Have Beards/ Traces Of Beards (pics) by MrRomantic(m): 8:26pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
ironTrolley: I'm not understanding
This can affect a relationship negatively in a situation that the guy is still looking unto the face of the Lord for beards 
Why is it only Ibo girls? 
#Discuss I have seen babes both Hausa (Kano, Kaduba), Edo, and other tribes in Kaduna with bear bear - not only Igbo Bro |
Romance › Re: How's Your Reaction When You See A Girl Resting Her Leg On Your Car Dashboard by MrRomantic(m): 1:46pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
knc: I dont know for others o but as for me it has happened to me twice my first car and my current car and guys i dont take it lightly no mattar how u fine reach how u Behind reach the way i go take push ur legs down u go think say we dey quarrel and i did it to the two different girls.
But then i would love to hear from you guys. have you encountered this? Hows your reaction?
I greet Una!!!  Wait mek I buy car first |
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Romance › Re: Just For Laughs With Cuvox Part 2 by MrRomantic(m): 6:34pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
cuvox: the two oldest lies in the Nigeria police history
hit like when you spot it Those are the TRADE marks of the NPF |
Romance › Re: If You Were This Man,what Would You Do. by MrRomantic(m): 8:00am On Oct 07, 2016 |
oldfoolnigger: A man and his wife were being robbed by armed robbers.They demanded for money,which the man gave them.One of the armed robbers gave the man his pistol and ordered the man to shoot his wife or get killed.the man choosed to be killed rather than to kill his wife.they charged the woman with the same task,who never hestitated a bit,aim at her husband and without a blink of eyes, pressed the trigger ;lo and behold bullets are not forthcoming.The woman pressed the trigger continously without any success.At this point,the armed robbers broke into laughter,collect back their pistol from the wife and told them that they intentionally remove all the bullets to test their love for each other.they told the couple to have a nice day and left. If you were the man what would be your reactions? ...thinking! |
Romance › Re: Different Funny Ways Of Life Of Men And Women (pics) by MrRomantic(m): 9:39pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
Heymus: (9). When picking shampoo.
(10). When we go to the saloon.
(11). when a lady is passing by. and
(12). When we stand in front of the mirror. All very true |
Romance › Re: The Day I Was Deflowered by MrRomantic(m): 9:12pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
krissconnect: I wish to share with us how I was deflowered or deflowered myself. I met thisgirl through my younger sister at age 16,she once called my phone requesting to speak with my sister but then I told her she wasn't around. Then this girl continued calling me personally, added me up on a social chat and down the hook up had its course. We decided to meet her in her house. With the meagre #400 with me,I entered a bike like a boss and had my way from faulks road through slaughter and then to abayi ariaria. Had a little difficulty locating her home, but then,I met this chubby,robust,low punked, sexy matured girl waiting outside her gate. She waved me down immediatly she saw me on the bike, and then like the boss I always felt,I walked up to her after paying the bike, and then we went right inside. I had not the motive that something fluffy was gonna go down that afternoo, but after offering me can-malt, she sat adjacent to the sofa I was sitting and started playing uneasy. Each second, she'll cover her face with the curtain behind and dish out a naughty smile. I wondered what was wrong and even went on asking whether she was shy. Meanwhile,I was the shy nigga tryna play boss. I went to her sofa and before I could say 'jac-k', she grabbed my face and gave me a first class kiss, I was mouthed all over, I couldn't hold back,I was going down the drain, but then I loved it. The next minute, we were in her room, I managed giving my phone to her lil cousin to play fifa game to get the small boy off the scene. The door went banged and for 20 minutes, we locked our mouth in each other, rolling to and fro the soft mattress. It sqweaked with pleasure, yes, the mattress. I was bored with kissing, tryna do something new? I had my hand go down her 'valley', smooth and swift, the journey went safely. The next second? I was unwrapping her undies like a christmas gift, elated and boisterous, she went atop, banging a virgin boy, up and down she went, she was perfect, she went up silly and came down gentlewomanly. I felt sweat running profusely down my face, I was feeling really hot. She asked me 'is it your first time?' I answered 'yes'. We came off after an extra rigorous time of 5 minutes, helped her up and then, I left the house a super guy. Later realised she was a cult member in school. But it was really a good one.
C: the virginboy! You enjoyed it and still called it a rape? I see consent there. |
Romance › Re: EASIEST WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF HUSBAND SCARCITY by MrRomantic(m): 11:56pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
[quote author=zeribe4real post=49840223]op, u made some point especially pertaining to std set by girls, another one is that naturally, d female population re higher than the male, and the little male population are also threatened by war(they die most in war, either as an army or rebel fighter) ,crime (cultism, armed robbery, drug etc). Meanwhile if I try to think rationally, it seems nature prefers polygamy to monogamy which we practice @ d South due to our religion(christianity),civilization & economy, unlike in the Moslem North, u rarely see a single lady above 25. Bc yrs back when our grandfathers practised polygamy, u hardly see a young widow that is single, not to talk of young maidens. The painful truth is that many ladies will not get married not that they are not beautiful or well behaved but bc of civilization n other factors I hv mentioned above .[ |
Romance › Re: EASIEST WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF HUSBAND SCARCITY by MrRomantic(m): 11:55pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
zeribe4real: op, u made some point especially pertaining to std set by girls, another one is that naturally, d female population re higher than the male, and the little male population are also threatened by war(they die most in war, either as an army or rebel fighter) ,crime (cultism, armed robbery, drug etc). Meanwhile if I try to think rationally, it seems nature prefers polygamy to monogamy which we practice @ d South due to our religion(christianity),civilization & economy, unlike in the Moslem North, u rarely see a single lady above 25. Bc yrs back when our grandfathers practised polygamy, u hardly see a young widow that is single, not to talk of young maidens. The painful truth is that many ladies will not get married not that they are not beautiful or well behaved but bc of civilization n other factors I hv mentioned above . Very good points here - I wish the target audience will read and more importantly LISTEN |
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? (innocent Bathroom Selfie Edition) by MrRomantic(m): 11:39pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Freeman50: Taking photos in bathrooms seems to be the order of the day for many ladies these days, sometimes these selfies/photos go horribly wrong, we think the one below is just wrong, what do you think is wrong with it? When there are scarce reasonable morally-right-behaving role models, it's not surprising the youth will flow with trends however morally decadent it may be. God help us! |
Romance › Re: If You Dont Use A Condom by MrRomantic(m): 2:26pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
Stalker365:

1+1 ≥ 3 I like that, I love babes that understand / like mathematics |
Career › Re: Ifeanyi, The Physically Challenged Mechanic In Abakaliki (Photos, Video) by MrRomantic(m): 10:08pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Love Her But I Don't Think My Mom Will Agree by MrRomantic(m): 11:05pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
saraphina: follow ur heart,mind and soul bro..
. I love that name so much |
Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Boyfriend Who Bullied Her Online by MrRomantic(m): 11:01pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: Fat babes are a whole chunk of Fat! Fat babes Stink! Fat babes can't ride you!
leave that fat babe Are they less a human? God created them and they are beautiful in His eyes - it could be you or someone in your family. Let's please respect the sanctity of being one of the highest of God's creation |
TV/Movies › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by MrRomantic(m): 9:14am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Sijo01: Congratulations to her Congratulations |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by MrRomantic(m): 1:24pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
cherieb2: Sometimes you just need to let go of some persons in your life to let your blessings flow in. Any Rooney in your life please let them gooooooo. ...good thought. I like your personal message. |
Romance › Re: Must Read: Birthday Sex 18+….. PART 2 by MrRomantic(m): 12:51pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
AmeboPlugger: DO YOU MISS EPISODE 1 ? http://www.amebosquare.com/stories/must-read-birthday-sex-18-part-1/
Must Read: Birthday Sex 18+….. PART 2 SEP 22, 2016by AMEBOSQUAREin STORIES “Now, let me explain what’s going to happen” Tolu told me,
“We’re going to be asking you a number of questions, what happens depends on how you answer them, and at the end, the number of them you get right will determine what happens next. That’s all we’re going to tell you, the rest you’ll find out as we go along!”
Tochi asked me the first question, it was about Ancient Lagos History, something I had absolutely no clue about, and duly got the answer wrong, the consequences of which being my shoes were removed.
The next two questions were just as hard, leading to my socks and trousers being removed, leaving me in just my shirt and boxers.
I thought I saw where they were going with this, until the fourth question was asked, which was amazingly easy.
I managed to get it right, which wasn’t a big feat, but I nonetheless felt proud of myself for doing so. I soon felt even better as I saw Tochi reach behind her, unhook her lacy pink bra and slowly remove it! Her bra wasn’t lying, she did have quite small br**sts, maybe at most a small B cup, but they were very perky.
I was definitely starting to feel happier about this whole thing now! I also got the next question right, and this time it was Tolu’s turn to reach behind her, unhook her black bra and with a smile reveal her br**sts to me. They were bigger than Tochi’s and probably about the same size as my Moji’s at a C cup, they sagged ever so slightly, possibly due to weight loss but the thing that stood out most was the size of her big chocolate coloured aureole’s, they seemed to be about the same size as the bottom of a drink’s can! I wasn’t given long before Tolu fired the next question at me, it was another easy one, I couldn’t believe that these girls actually wanted to strip for me!
I quickly got it right and turned my gaze to Ife, as soon as she heard Tolu say ‘Correct’ her hands had gone straight behind her back, she seemed desperate to strip, and even if I’d been in a position to, there was no way I was going to stop her. She unhooked her bra and slowly pulled it away from her chest, showing off a pair of huge br**sts, they must have been at least a D cup, if not a DD, unlike Tolu, Ife had very small aureole’s, but most surprisingly, considering their size, her br**sts seemed not to sag at all, for a second I debated if they were fake, but decided that they looked too good to be and she was only 20 after all.
I now had three topless, hot girls standing in front of me, this was fast turning into the best birthday I would probably ever have!
Tolu (who by now I had worked out was obviously the ring-leader of this) soon interrupted my thoughts to inform me “The next question will be slightly different in that it’s more of a choice for you than a question and you can choose whichever option you want.” She told me.
“Now the question is…
Would you like to carry on with the previous format, OR, just for this turn would you like to make a trade?”
Ife continued. “In return for us removing your shirt, we’ll take it in turns to let you suck on our nip.ples.” Tochi finished.
I weighed up the two options and quickly came to the decision that I was going to end up with my shirt removed one way or another, so I may as well get something out of it!
“I’m going to let you remove my shirt.” I told them.
“I thought you would.” Tolu informed me with a knowing smile.
She then walked over to me, flanked by Ife and Tochi and started to unbutton my shirt, before pulling it off my body as best she could considering I was still handcuffed to the chair. Then she ran her fingers down my chest, saying
“Mmmmmm, you do have a nice chest don’t you.”
Finally she thrust her chest into my face, and I eagerly took each of her nip.ples in my mouth licking and sucking on them until they became hard.
Tolu then moved back to allow Tochi to get her nip.ples sucked, who in turn moved aside to allow Ife access to me, as I took each of her nip.ples in my mouth I heard her let out a barely audible moan of pleasure, she was obviously enjoying this a lot and seemed disappointed when Diane said we’d now continue as before.
I assumed the next question would be much harder than the previous three and thus result in me losing my boxers and being completely n*ked. So I was really shocked when I was asked yet another easy question.
Once again I answered right and was rewarded with Tochi slipping her fingers under the waistband of her thong and pulling it down, so that she was now completely n*ked, she had a landing strip of dark hair which led down to some quite prominent pus.sy lips, she had a good body, but it wasn’t anything special.
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Oshikoyafrank: #1.You Are too drunk You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.” (As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)
#2. AM AFRAID “I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
#3. I LOVE YOU “I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the....Continue Reading @
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Romance › Re: Why Married Women Should Act As Runs Babe by MrRomantic(m): 9:34pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
aljazirahnews: You see, with this secret am about to reveal, I would be very short and straight to the point.
A lot of married men and women are here reading this post and they don’t have all the time in the world. So, I won’t dull you. (using the slangs of today’s guys and girls)
The men are busy at work and probably checking this out at the break time. That’s another reason why this needs to be punchy.
Wives alike are reading this and they want to know why on earth must they act like some girls out there that don’t have serious somebody to marry them or even give them proper loving like their husbands are giving them.
Some women are also reading this to the hearing of their fellow women and they need to do so fast and move on to gist over it. So, I promise again, no beating about the bush. I’m gonna be straight to the matter.
...this piece is worth more than mere listening to. The male folks, pls bare your minds on this to the Sisters in the house.
By the way, the title of this writeup is not a mistake. You saw it right, “Married Women Should Act Like Runs Girls” No addition, no subtraction!
Who are the Runs girls? We don’t need to be looking for dictionary to know who they are. Do we even need to Google “Runs girls”? No!
In fact, one of the reasons you clicked this link to read for the reasons to act like these girls is because you already know the meaning of Runs girls. You just wanna know why you should act like that set of people out of other better models in this whole world.
Actually, I have promised not to waste your time but because of just one person, maybe, that may not know the meaning but he or she is just curious to know the reasons behind this story, I’d tell you who Runs girls are.
Runs-girls is a slang word used for those ladies on the internet, at work, shopping mall, eateries or even in your hood that flirt with guys and married men alike.
They are the reason your husbands are staying up late, browsing on their phones, all in the name of attending to office mails, reading news or lying they are reading their Bible on their phones.
Those girls that your husband would always come back from work to complain about her way of dressing. The girls that you have been having a feeling she might be flirting with your man. That’s a Runs girl!
Atimes your hubby expected you to dress in a particular way at home or even whenever both of you wanna go out and it looks strange or mystery to you why he would ask you, a married woman, to dress like that. That’s how those girls he lusts after dress.
Sometimes, your husband do not comment on your pictures you upload on Facebook. But there is this particular lady that your man would always put his comments on her photos or even “like” her photos. That’s exactly the girls am taking about. You, as a married woman, should act like them.
How do those girls acts and why should you not act only like your pastors or imam’s wife but also like these girls?
1. Have you ever wondered why your husband look at these girls twice when they walk by? Ain’t you surprised why he would keep talking about these girls with his friends or complain about these girls to you?
It’s simple because there is something to look at and talk about in them.
Make your husband talk about you in front of his friends. You should walk around in the home and your man will drop his jaw as if he’s just seeing you for the first time.
Give him reasons to draw down his reading glasses to look at you as you swing your waist pass him to pick the TV remote.
2. Have you wondered why suddenly, he would want to park and help the single lady walking pass all in the name of helping her to get to the road fast?
Someone that had earlier shouted over you that you were delaying him and you would make him late to work or to church, suddenly stopped on the road to carry a lady in your area all in the name of assisting her.
You’ve driven passed her and your hubby that was shouting he was getting late, you should move fast was the the one who reversed the car to pick her.
You should always look gorgeous with good perfume that could make your husband always say “I would drop you at work first before I go to my own office.”
He should always be proud you are his wife. He must be happy hanging around you. Give him reasons to be. Dress well, smells well walk smart for him like those girls.
3. Do you call your man sometimes to ask him if he had eaten his food? Do you ask how it tastes or you are waiting for him to say? Do you drop by to check on him at work and ask him to take you hoke for you have a gist to tell him in the car?
That’s what these girls that have no specific man to cater for them are doing.
Why do you think he wanna run out of home very quickly sometimes to go to work? Why do you think he tells you “Don’t worry I’d eat something good at work”
Are you not surprised he would get home very happy a times and at some time very moody? Oh, you think it’s normal uhn? OK, as from now on, start acting my point 3 out and let’s see if you would not have a very good testimony in very short period. Act like Runs girls!
4. You and I know he won’t comment on your photos you upload on social media. Have you forgotten very quickly the “war” you went to with him before he could add you as friend on social media?
But he told you he doesn’t like Facebook and all these social media why does he comment or “like” some people’s pictures, especially women but not yours? No, don’t get it wrong, he doesn’t hate you.
He is just not happy you don’t act like these girls. Why would you put very blur picture you took the last time you visited your little village with huts. The village that most houses there are built with red moulds and it’s showing in the background of your picture?
Why do you only upload the pictures, where you tie wrapper with head gear like old woman? Why do you always stoop in your photos like some set of primary school students are taking group pictures?
Why don’t you take a look at these pictures that men like to comment on or sometimes “like” check them and start taking your pictures like that and you would be happy you act like Runs girls.
5. When last did you change style when making love to your man and not just lie down on your back like some babies that there parents wanna change diapers for?
When last did you initiate sex at home? When last did you attempt to kiss him first?
What kind of bra do you wear at home or when you are going out with him? Don’t you frown at push up bras and say it’s for the girls? Then, who are you, old woman? That’s why your man don’t even see you or look at you twice.
When last did you “play rough” with him at home? You have been warned against that in your religious centers? Stop deceiving yourself, you don’t need to act holy before your man. Loosen up, you are his and he is yours!
These secrets are known and kept by three girls called Runs girls, as far as you still allow them to outsmart you and use it on your man, you will continue to be wondering what you are doing wrong.
Spice up your marriage, act like Runs girls!
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