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Family / Re: Hubby Likes To Sleep Alone. by MrsAwesome: 12:07pm On Aug 22, 2014
""""""These woman dey craze oooooo.

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Health / Re: Consultancy Not For Doctors Alone Says UCH CMD by MrsAwesome: 11:51am On Aug 22, 2014
chimoz: If the para-medics will be allowed to answer consultants, then there should be a clearly spelt out rule guiding their limitations in the hospital. I wont want a pharmacist to badge into my cubicle and order me around. I will surely strangle him with the tube of my stethoscope.
You don't merit an office, a secluded cubicle with barbed wires will suffice for a doctor with your mentality.
Order around my foot..........

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Health / Re: NMA Strike May Linger-anyim by MrsAwesome: 6:19am On Aug 22, 2014
Now a committee has to submit their report before we move forward to further negotiations, the committee was set up by a committee established some years back.
No end in sight.
Very funny.
Health / NMA Strike May Linger-anyim by MrsAwesome: 6:14am On Aug 22, 2014
The Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Sen. Anyim Pius Anyim Pius,
has said a delay in the submission of the report of a presidential committee on the
health sector is responsible for the apparent delay and deadlock in the ongoing Seven
week old doctors’ strike.
The Yayale Ahmed chaired presidential committee of experts on inter professional
relations in the public health sector was set up to draw up a workable document to
address perennial rivalry in the sector. But its work has been hampered by the on-going
doctors’ strike, as negotiations with the doctors couldn’t continue on the orders of the
Federal Government.
Sen. Anyim said, “We have insisted that we couldn’t reopen negotiations with them when
this committee is still at work, and likely in the next few weeks you would conclude your
assignment.”
Yayale Ahmed said, “The importance of our assignment cannot be over-emphasised, we
have been given this task and the nation is patiently waiting like patients in hospitals.”
Anyim also expressed concern that other professionals in the health sector are also
threatening to embark on strike actions.
Doctors in Nigeria’s public hospitals have been on strike since the first of July and the
meeting was set up to resolve the issues in Nigerian health sector but if what was said
by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation is to be considered seriously, then
the strike may linger for a while pending when the report of the committee is ready in a
couple of weeks.
BY UGOCHUKWU ONYEOCHA
Family / Re: Is It To Beat Her Or To Ignore Her, Which Is Wiser??? by MrsAwesome: 7:31pm On Aug 21, 2014
Masochist and sadist tendency ingrained in them,only to be discovered with a hawttt slap initiated by the hornyyyy wife.
Health / Re: Doctor's Strike; Comparison Between Nigeria And Pakistan by MrsAwesome: 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2014
Portraying third world countries and the problems they are facing , their struggles, and the possible solution.


Better than comparing Nigeria with US, UK and other developed countries, these are countries with strong GDP,well developed healthcare delivery systems and good strategic policies.


At least they are demanding for better facilities and pay as their main issue while those important issues are relegated to the background with more irrelevant demands topping the list in Nigerian doctors strike.

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Health / Re: NMA Dares Jonathan - Asks Resident Doctors To Reject Sack Letters by MrsAwesome: 3:30pm On Aug 16, 2014
bushdoc9919:

What my colleague told you about consultants is not entirely true.....I work in a private hospital where the consultants are busy all throughout the week(and one of them even comes weekends). Plus...in a teaching hospital....if you are a consultant....you are busy not only attending to patients...but lecturing students, and training residents(which means coming out on weekends sometimes!). Plus...you have to do research,and keep up your knowledge by attending conferences, and studying(One of the pediatric consultants where I trained would sometimes come back to his office in the evenings, and do a bit of studying.). And if you are a consultant in paediatrics in the North....na work be that!

Plus being on call as a consultant means coming out in the night to see patients. And,in the case of the surgical consultant...and the obs/gyn...doing operations on them....sometimes as late as 2 pm.
I work in a teaching hospital and what you posted here is the partial truth. Listing all those things won't save them because they knew it is part of the joB before signing up.
Health / Re: Nmas Response!!!!! by MrsAwesome: 5:08pm On Aug 15, 2014
phantom:

grin residency training on the terms of government? please don't make me laugh.
tell your president he had shot himself on the foot.
this path has been toed before by the military. what happened after? what were the consequences? history is there for you.
Laugh it out but your trainer, sponsor, employer deserve respect and a great deal of it. If it is not forthcoming they will suspend you and spell out another term of contract. It is their term and you must abide by it or you quit and wait your residency turn in a private facilities which we have limited number of in Nigeria.
Most of us JOHESU learnt a bit of medico legal aspect of medicine before we graduate, we know who we are answerable to and what all these bodies represent in policy making,the consequences of disobeying government orders etc. But I can't say the same for doctors honestly I think you people don't know who is the piper here.
Health / Re: Nmas Response!!!!! by MrsAwesome: 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2014
phantom: I don't know about the laws establishing the medical and dental council of Nigeria BUT if they can be controlled by the NMA, the next logical step might be a due accreditation of all medical schools.

doctors who take up locum appointments may also have either their licences revoked or their names struck of the doctors register.

This is your major problem now because MDCN is a parastatal of FG and government can delist any doctor from its register and even licence can be revoked too making you illegible for any foreign and local jobs. NMA can it sue against government since it is not a registered trade union?
Health / Re: Nmas Response!!!!! by MrsAwesome: 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2014
Nurses tried these line of loggerheads with government in 1985 and they have CHEWS to contend with. I foresee a creation or role expansion of other professionals in no distance. This is the time for alternatives and by joves Nigerian government must have had a lot of it to embark on these chaos.
Consultant doctors are irreplaceable sure but residency training now will be on government terms.
Health / Re: Medical Doctor Vs. Registered Nurse by MrsAwesome: 12:06pm On Aug 15, 2014
silentdon:

This is really funny, Nigerian Nurses can't even read ECG and most of what you posted is alien to Nigeria's health sector.
It's best you find a Nigerian nurse and ask of his/her duties.
You are really out of your depth to make that comment.
You will be surprised what new generation nurses are being taught here in Nigeria.

I was taught what pulseless asystole, ventricular tachycardia and tarchyarrythmia, QRT,ST PR intervals etc and all whatnot mean. Most colleagues don't care about all these because there is a minute 0.9% chance that they will use it in practice.
Health / Re: Breaking:- FG Sacks All Resident Doctors by MrsAwesome: 9:47am On Aug 15, 2014
armadeo:

Its not a blame game. Its a statement of fact.
Nay.
Though from your own point of view it is, I will acknowledge that.
Health / Re: Breaking:- FG Sacks All Resident Doctors by MrsAwesome: 4:42am On Aug 15, 2014
armadeo:


Go and find out who is supposed to know how many towels were used in an operation before the dr closes the patient.

Blame game.

That role work best in areas with good surgical team not in a Nigerian theatre with Nigerian doctors and their egoistical conduct. Most surgeons are control freaks, so when another team member has the power for recheck and call for time out before opening and closing the patients he/she is seen as a rival.

With your superior knowledge of anatomy as a surgeon, you should know before closing up the patient that the instruments therein are foreign bodies and needs to be removed.





Thank me later.

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Health / Re: NMA Response To The F.G Directive by MrsAwesome: 10:09pm On Aug 14, 2014
dBard:

Am aware of d restrictions on MDCAN, but they can rephrase it.. protest, downing of tools, something.
I personally think ARD has a case if they go to court.
The restrictions on MDCAN also, I think, is concerning d JOHESU matter. It won't/shouldn't hold in this situation.
NMA moves are clear tho limited, go to court n shut down totally, all tins pertaining to medicine based on Hippocratic principles
Medicine is being regulated by government through it parastatal MDCN which regulates training of allopathic doctors. ARD members are being trained by government and are paid in the process, now FG is withdrawing themselves from the training program. Unless they have a lawyer that can wriggle them out of these situation then ARD is sunk.
MDCAN protesting the withdrawal of their students from training sounds so pathetic and unNigerian to an average Nigerian ear. And since NMA is not a registered trade union do you think they can sue anybody ?
Health / Re: NMA Response To The F.G Directive by MrsAwesome: 9:27pm On Aug 14, 2014
dBard:

I don't see it playing out that way.
NMA on behalf of ARD takes d gov't to court. ..
(If) MDCAN n NAGGMD stand their ground n continue d strike, which they by necessity should, d gov't will only get embarrassed@ d end of d day.

This was a Smart altho ultimately a reckless move by d gov't.

**still following**
You forgot MDCAN was restrained by court not to go on strike until their issues with JOHESU has been resolved. FG is out and there are analysts, attorneys etc that must have plans to counter any move made by NMA. When Okonjo-iweala stated that FG can't print money to pay doctors, that is when I realised all these may result to nothing at the long run.
ONLY 16,000 ARD members, they are a paltry sum compared to JOHESU members. ARD MEMBERS are now a scapegoat for the two elephants.
Health / Re: NMA Response To The F.G Directive by MrsAwesome: 8:59pm On Aug 14, 2014
Battle line is drawn.
I am afraid of where FG is going with this, It took them 6 weeks to arrive to these decision.
FG is ready to trample on doctors, they did rather appoint foreign doctors than local doctors.
It will shake the health sector but will settle.
Obembe saw these coming and tried to bow out with his tail between his legs intact but NMA won't hear of it.
Since NMA is not a registered trade union, they are going to be sued by FG until they start bleeding from all the natural orifices, I just wish I am wrong.
Health / Re: Federal Government Suspends Doctors Residency Training by MrsAwesome: 6:40pm On Aug 14, 2014
We pleaded,begged, cajoled still they insisted. Now FG is saying enough is enough.
A new term of contract to which every residents doctor must adhere to will be used now, failure to comply will led to immediate termination of their residency appointment.
Family / Re: How Effective Is Withdrawal Method In Family Planning? by MrsAwesome: 12:36pm On Aug 14, 2014
I don't do withdrawal.
What about billings method?
During the unsafe period, you use condom.
Pills,injectable, implant and surgical has side effect at the long run.
Health / Re: Breaking: Ebola Goes Out Of Control As 21 Quarantined In Enugu - Fg by MrsAwesome: 7:26am On Aug 14, 2014
oyb:

The nurse jumped quarantine to go to a wedding. She could have started manifesting symptoms at any time.

It is doubly shocking that this is supposed to be an educated professional.

These are the members of johesu,

Can you imagine imagine if the doctor who died was as irresponsible as this stoopid biatch.

If ebola goes out of control here, Liberia will look like child's play.

Every job comes with its risks. The risk of contracting dangerous diseases is one of them. This woman should be sacked.


You must be randomly out of your mind to bring JOHESU and NMA issues here.
A supposed primary contact that never showed positive to Ebola for close to four weeks now nor did she showed any symptoms.
FG quarantine is a joke indeed.
Family / Re: Family Dilemma: Housewife Or Working-wife? by MrsAwesome: 2:05pm On Aug 12, 2014
Very funny how men believe that the world revolves around them.

Ain't got time for an egotistical man to dictate whether I should be working or not. Uarrrrgh,.....imagine the effrontery.

Women should try to be as independent as possible, if hubby abhors creche he should substitute.
I am not a feminist, but a 21st century practical woman.

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Health / Re: The End To 'medical Insurgency' By Dr Paul John by MrsAwesome: 9:49pm On Aug 11, 2014
Spuggie:


Park well joor
did u not see the objective comments only?
In your deluded mind, it is stale and sour and thats why finding a remedy for Ebola does not include calling off the doctors strike and averting the impending JOHESU strike.
Very objective indeed.
I have no time for these anyway, these issue has been over flogged.

No need of reminding you to get your HAMZAT suit for we're going over to Ebola isolation zone.

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Health / Re: The End To 'medical Insurgency' By Dr Paul John by MrsAwesome: 8:11pm On Aug 11, 2014
You came late with these,it is stale and sour it has been trashed a long time ago. Seems you graduated yesterday.
Your delusions on the article is so palpable.
Being so Important, wonder why it is taking FG so long to acknowledge your 24 points request.

Remedy for Ebola is the keyword now. All hands must be on deck.

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Health / Re: Another Lagos Nurse Gets Ebola by MrsAwesome: 4:56pm On Aug 11, 2014
Colleagues are falling like flies to the EVD.


Ebola is not a jone. Every health workers should better get suited up with HAMZAT suit or stay back please.


For those politicizing these issues for their personal gain, we are yet to see worse, bodies are going to be dropping in the coming days with Nigerian reactive instead of proactive way of managing these epidemic.
Family / Re: Brother In-law! by MrsAwesome: 8:46am On Jan 10, 2014
Are you afraid that he may rapee you
Are you developing feelings for him or afraid you might.....just asking.
Do you have brothers while growing up....what sort of relationship do you have with them.
I was in your shoe once with three grown up bil..it wasn't easy but I try to set boundaries....whossai ......I prayed that they should be settled to leave my house...Ofcourse they later did after one year..peacefully. it has the good and bad side...all men are the same whether your brothers or the bil. I noticed this when my brothers started visiting too. Gush......you can't scream loudly while doing ......you know cos some assrhole might be eavesdropping.....I must tell you this is the one I hate most.
Pray and talk to your hubby amicably and always understand that situations changes and what if you're the one visiting for the three months with your host having these feelings about your visits. Try your possible best now cos your good will pay back soon......I know these because it happened to me.
Health / Re: JOHESU Declares 5-day Warning Strike From Jan 15 by MrsAwesome: 8:09am On Jan 10, 2014
YourHealthlabs:

Young Oracle, they are waking up already, just do your job diligently, respect every health professional mutually.

If they seek your advice and consultation give them your best shot.

If they encroach on your job, show them a copy of the laboratory organogram and then the exit door.

Treat every patient's sample like that of your family member's.


Peace out.
this guy is good. Thumb up
JOHESU vs NMA...kai. Suppose to be health sector professionals vs FG and others.
Health / Re: What Were Women Using Before The Advent Of Sanitary Pad? by MrsAwesome: 3:04pm On Dec 24, 2013
My greatgrand mother told us they used dried cocoyam leaves enclosed in a piece of cloth cos cloth then is quite costly. The dried leaves is soft to touch and less irritating.

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Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by MrsAwesome: 7:22am On Dec 24, 2013
No 2, US started losing sleep when NPs went to DNP route and all hell broke loose. It's not about being an NP, PA but about what was included in the curricula that made them able to diagnose. Nigeria nurses getting degrees should be a source of headache for doctors ..see what happened to medlab technologists becoming scientist...with pathologist losing a hunk of lab headship. What is the bone of contention of this strike .....monetary and egotistical gains then added a flimsy residency whatever qnd health sector funding for sympathy. Doctors should wake and smell the coffees.
Doctors being heads of medical team ........nobody is discussing that here sha. But being the administrative head sound so out of medicine cos he/she ain't managing patients but paperworks and personnel and there are people trained for such.
Every professional is expected to consult when the need arises so it is not peculiar to nurses. Nurses are not ranked with doctors cos they are from two different professions...so ranking low in peaking order in doing some of the things doctors do combining it with what they do is really something. Mind you that any nurse practicing pediatrics, geriatrics or whatever is practising nursing. Check out the court verdict of US anesthetist and CRNAs.
MBBS, is just a starting point of medicine...these era is an era of specialist and in UK to become a GP you have to pass some foundation courses but the case is different in Nigeria. We emulate their surgeon general ish and leave their other best health practices.
Revere is an egotistical word...it is earn . Doctors are not hated but people are getting tired of the strikes and once you strikes it is cos of money. American professionals knows their onions unlike their Nigerian counterpart that practices everything instead of medicine .
Incognito Quant:

Before we misinform the public and loose focus in this discuss, lets be clear on some issues (some of which I have addressed in previous quotes)
1. who is the head of the medical team? Correct ans: The Doctor
so a senario in which I have a paramedic, an NP, a nurse, a physician assistant and a Physician, who takes charge is the Physician

2. are NPs allowed to prescribe? Correct ans: Yes, but most states in US requires a doctor to co-sign their prescriptions (you understand what that implies).
Also they are expected to consult doctors and specialist when necessary. Clients are even advised to ask their doctors if their case can be handled by an NP.
In Nigeria, BSC nursing has started and I dont see any doctor losing sleep over it. The truth is because Nurses (RN/RM or NPs) are lower in peaking order than the Doctor in training and competence working within the same structure ( be it pediatrics or geriatrics).

3. the Nigeria M.B.B.S senario. the training of any doctor gives him a certain degree of proficiency in Medicine, surgery, Obs/gyn, Child health, Mental health and Public health. Implies that he should be able to handle a wide variety of cases but the training tells him when to refer. Now we have CME/CPDs. The issues of residency space etc and future structure.............sorry you dont have the privilege to share in those information.

4. why the hatred for the Nigeria Doctor? I bet you cant talk about the American Trained the way you disregard Nigerians. You know your place as a nurse or paramedic in US and even revere the doctor
Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by MrsAwesome: 11:07pm On Dec 23, 2013
Tobbie9: well said bro, i took time out to do some research on us and others and found out that most of there doctors are consultants causing a dearth of doctors in primary healthcare which is why even the doctors themselves are pushing nurses and co to be more independent so they can focus on their specialties once residency training is properly done in nigeria the chews/nurses/whatever can have primary healthcare to themselves
At least some point are becoming clearer, primary health care is quite different from primary care actually. Check it out too. The definition of PHC was propounded in alma-ata,USSR.. while primary care doctors is equivalent to the general practitioners we have in Nigeria that refer specialize cases to specialist.
NPs , PAs are taking up the roles cos doctors don't find it lucrative and satisfying anymore and less doctors are going in for primary care residency. The PC residency is opening up for the NPs already in Florida and in some states too. Am only trying to squash the ideas that nurses seeing and treating patients is unheard of or they are pretending to be doctors. And research also shows that they especially CRNAs and anesthesiologist service are the same.
People should search for these NPs cos probably if you travel out since they are many now ...there is every possibility that you will be treated by one of them and they go by Dr so so because they have phd in what they do.

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Family / Re: Help Am Dying by MrsAwesome: 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2013
I nipped mine in the bud. No to pastors ish or straight divorce. Whoever instituted no marriage for Rev. Fr have a reason.

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Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by MrsAwesome: 10:09pm On Dec 23, 2013
thepathologist:


office of surgeon-general is now a reality. u want us model of health care but u do not want surgeon-general. are u an hypocrite?
for info chews have standing order or treatment protocol. they do not like using it. many of them now use doctors prescription for similar condition.
mbbs doctors doing jack of all trade is bad. that is why nma is saying residency training needs more attention and fund. there are more than 50 specialties in medicine.
anyway, nma is winning gradually.
Hey, would you mind rereading the post again. Medical model of care not US model which is obtainable anywhere in the whole world has nothing to do with surgeon general stuff. And NO..... NMA is losing cos for every of their gains it is countered by JOHESU ...med scientist win , JOHESU court win ...name NMAs ....With conmess ...there is CONHESS. Soon the government will get tired of the whole hullabo and probably privatize all our sorry assEs. I am drumming it now to every ears ..go get a certifications that will stand you out among your peers...at least the big companies, hospitals will be after you when it is the governments time to strike.
Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by MrsAwesome: 9:33pm On Dec 23, 2013
Incognito Quant:

I hate to burst your bubble but many of us know a lot more than you assume. I believe you are referring to Nurse practitioners right. grin Hope you know the limitations and the variations from one state to the other in US. Can you compare a Nurse practitioner to a Doctor in the US shocked
Nigerians are not as ignorant as you think and it is the doctors here not taking full charge of the health sector? Have you heard of the role of the Surgeon General in the United States and many areas of British Commonwealth?
Now in the case of Clinical officers, Chews,nurses and those working in the primary health care centres where there is limited access to a doctor; who do you think write the medical models and protocols they follow??
Using your last statement ....they are not following any protocols but are trained to do what they do except the chews in Nigeria that uses standing orders. NPs and clinical officers works in teaching hospital along side other medical professionals and those who aspire for independent practice works in remote areas where the laws made it so.
They know their limitations the same way other doctors know theirs.....a wound care specialist nurse, NICU nurse, CRNAS and all what nots knows so also the doctors. Anaesthesiologist knows his boundary, gastroentrologist, OB/gyn etc non of them encroachs into other fields of medicine though they are all doctors unless your are specifically trained in that field you're committing quarkery unlike Nigeria scenario where an MBBS graduates will be jack of all trade and master of none. Any case above your scope and designations is refered pronto to the specified specialist. So this is not a case of NP referring cos she can't treat them ....No, it is a case of knowing when to refer to a more knowledgeable associate as most doctors do.
Medical model and protocols are not the same. There is medical model of care ...nursing model of care..
Medical follow the disease process while nursing follows the human response to the disease process . Physicians, Physicians assistants, CHEWS and clinical officers follows these medical model during their training and practice. While protocols is a laid down rules as you know which you as a doctor or nurse or any other personnel can follow depending on the hospital policy which can change from one hospital to the other. Protocols in sane climes are not made by a profession alone but each profession will be represented and their opinion sought......merit and the demerit noted before instituting it as the hospital protocols. A lot of protocols abounds eg for emergency, unbooked cases, calling of codes, resuscitation before the team arrives and so much more.
Surgeon general is a part of NMA glimpse of the future that will never manifest......It will be countered in such away that the government will even throw in towel to the health sector.

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Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by MrsAwesome: 12:04pm On Dec 23, 2013
aletheia:
You actually believe this nonsense you wrote here. Anyway, this will all soon end once the Federal Teaching Hospitals and Federal Medical Centres are privatized or turned over to a Public-Private Partnership. It is an inevitable progression. JOHESU or whatever can only delay it not stop it.
Privatize.......hospital.. surely not in patients interest but to prove points of who is most important.

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