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RomanceRe: Please Stop Flushing Condoms Through Toilet I Just Saw One In Lagos by Mrscarter(f): 8:26am On Jul 07, 2021
SmellySperm:
Chai wahala has refused to finish grin

Op if condom no block WC how u wan mk plumbers take chop?
grin mr sperm lol
RomanceRe: Is Yahoo (gee) Becoming A Culture In This Generation? What Are Your Thoughts. by Mrscarter(f):
citywal:
So I have this friend his not a computer guru but he tries, so we chilled yesterday n he knows I'm an I.T person. And his saying I'm dulling and all sorts and to be sincere I just want to make my money legitimately though it's not easy so the whole thing is just crazy...back to my friend he said it's what everyone is doing, 9 out of every 10 people both male and female do Gee. How true is this?
RomanceRe: Is Yahoo (gee) Becoming A Culture In This Generation? What Are Your Thoughts. by Mrscarter(f): 6:53am On Jul 07, 2021
Mustiboy:
It's not easy not to join. One small boy in my hood just cashed out and bought his elder brother and himself an iPhone 12 Pro Max each.

He has left the hood since it happened last two weeks and has lodged in Eko Hotel since then. This boy is barely 19, and it's his type that are spoiling our girls. These girls now broke-shame struggling guys even though their own father was never successful in life.


Yes, virtually every guy on the street is into it. But I, for one, have never contemplated It, as I have a remote job which pays decently and with potential of increasing my earnings into thousands of dollars monthly.

I have friends who are doing it, but I can't tell them to stop. There is no other option for these boys out there.

This is the result of a failed system. The financial status of many boys on the street has changed, thanks to the so-called 'Yahoo-Yahoo'.

The aftermath in a few years will be damaging, and we will be left with a dysfunctional society.


It's a fast lane, everyone; tighten your seat belts.
U are correct undecided
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by Mrscarter(f): 9:58am On Jul 06, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
Hehehe,so u do the exercise even when at work. grin grin grin
Hope it doesn't get u aroused and wet wink wink
Lol. Kegel exercise dont get u aroused. Is just squeezing is all
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by Mrscarter(f): 9:57am On Jul 06, 2021
Issues2:
which one is kegel exercise again
Chai. Lol. Google it
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by Mrscarter(f): 11:31am On Jul 05, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
Lol, you're on point. So what is the solution to enjoying a tight pvssy since people in relationships will always need to straff regularly, you can't of course demand to be off sex just to get your tightness back when your partner will need u.on a side talk, has your partner ever complained how you're losing your tightness?
Na my husband is quite content. However the solution is kegel exercises. Theyre simple n u can do them anytime anywhere no matter wat ur doing lol
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by Mrscarter(f): 9:28am On Jul 05, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
Once you have a virgin pvssy to yourself alone it won't go wide,is so much body counts that causes that

How are you mrscarter, are you done with medical school?
Lol. Im great and yourself? . Umm..im not in med school. Must mixed me up with someone else.
Yeah a dick is a dick so any dick with lotsa sex will loosen even a virgin im sorry to say lol. Think of it this way how would the vagina know the difference between dicks. Most arent that different. Its the amount and how often u have sex that determines a woman elacsistity dwn there weather same divk or different. However i assume bigger thicker divks would help the process along. Although the vagina is a muscle. It can be strengthened with exercises n i guess no sex for a while too.
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by Mrscarter(f): 10:43am On Jul 04, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
in all sincerity my girlfriend vag!na became too wide after her NYSC and I found means to dump her after seeing her WhatsApp messages indicating she was a serial cheat.
She begged but I already made up my mind.can you imagine I will dive inside, it will look like my prick is just suspended on the air? Funny enough she was in her early twenties.

I got a virgin gal and the difference was so clear,only simps stick with women with multiple body counts with wide vag!na

Alpha males sabi say virgin gals are treasures, they have no emotional baggage and always committed, blessings to all virgin gals cool cool
Well that doesnt make sense.
So u fuvk a virgin. Ok. And after u wife her or not but keep on fuvking her she will stay tight forever? Or u just gonna go search for virgin after virgin lol
RomanceRe: What/how Do You Feel When You Kiss by Mrscarter(f): 10:41am On Jul 04, 2021
Obakashdee:
Is you a man, is man a you? I definitely feel a mouth hotness on my nipples and even the tingling when it’s touched, pleasure is there for sure except a man with no feelings sha
Think she means wen a man sucks the womans nipples he feels nothing?
RomanceRe: What/how Do You Feel When You Kiss by Mrscarter(f): 10:40am On Jul 04, 2021
Viridis:
Nothing absolutely nothing. You may feel little pleasure due to excitement but as you continue it disappears the same goes to sucking breast. It is just the same as sucking your finger.
Lol.
Not if its the man u truly love and u gotta keep things exciting otherwise plain old sex n its associates are boring.
RomanceRe: RELATIONSHIP TALK!! What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In by Mrscarter(f): 3:42pm On Jul 01, 2021
L4stl00k:
Have you felt this way before? How did it happen?
Some times we love someone and can do anything for them, but at some point, we find ourselves not loving the person anymore. Why?
My ex was really hot n knew it. He would take off his tshirt in front of my teenage cousins n even my older aunties even in their houses wen visiting lol. He cheated too many times. Got another girl pregnant. Yet tried controlling me angry
Wasnt very intelligent either n his looks couldnt make up for that undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me What Should I Do? by Mrscarter(f): 1:57pm On Jul 01, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Madam na cruise jor
I bet lol
RomanceRe: HELP!! My Boyfriend's Best Friend Molests Me by Mrscarter(f): 12:40pm On Jul 01, 2021
Vixenn:
I created a new thread to mask my identity__ and I've been reluctant to post this since yesterday. I've been dating my boyfriend for 4 years now we've not had any major issue, he's a software developer and is doing fine... He told me he had a female bestie_ which I had no problem with then cos she was abroad(She travelled abroad after their secondary school).
She came back to Nigeria last year (or was deported_ we don't know) and started staying with us...My boyfriend stays in a 3 bedroom apartment...Initially when she arrived, she was pretending to be cool_ and I felt the best way to handle it was to be friends with her as well...but after 4 months and she still remained with us, I started feeling uncomfortable and I told him_ but he didn't take me serious.
Last year December we had a misunderstanding and she slapped me, I left her for peace to reign_ reported her to my boyfriend, buh he said next time "I should not tell her to shut up"...This girl smokes and is into drugs!! _ my boyfriend is always at work, he doesn't see these things but he knows and I've snapped her doing it before but he doesn't say anything.
In February we had another misunderstanding, she slapped me again_ I slapped her back, then we fought...After this incident she beats me at any small provocation, and fondles my private parts while beating me... I brought my best friend (girl) and we both beat her, my boyfriend is just lackadaisical about the whole thing_ he only focuses on work. I told him to allow my best friend to stay so I will feel safe, but he refused...
Last week she beat me, stripped me, penetrated me with her fingers and snapped me... If I leave my Boyfriend's place she will win, but I feel I will soon stab her...
Please how can I handle her, rn I careless if she dies
Wtf. Ur bf doesnt care?
As for the girl wat a lesbo. Any girl done that to me id break the fingers she used n she wouldnt think of doing it again.
Wen u have to fight her if shes beating u headbut her. Ur forehead against her nose. (Not ur forehead against hers or youll stun yourself too lol) Do it hard it will stun her n u can use that few seconds to get it over her. And dont pull hair although u can grab it to hold her head so u can punch her face. Aim for the nose. Dont stab nobody. Nobody should die over a fight. Beat her ass tho. If u have to knee her stomach or even her puzzy if shes winning. Lol. U gotta make her hurt n u gotta win everytime so she will leave you alone. U gotta bend her fingers all the way back hard break them fast (theyll heal in time but itll make her remember not to do that to u again) Im not a bad person but she deserves it n i believe in standing up for yourself.... Who does that to another girl?! Dont be afraid.
As for your boyfriend. I wouldnt stay with him if he dont care youre putting up with this from his friend.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me What Should I Do? by Mrscarter(f): 12:36pm On Jul 01, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Why? Don't you sex her well? Don't you support her? Y did she cheat?
Why the hell is it his fault she cheated?
Lol. Stupid.
Any of the above isnt a reason to cheat.
Simply if u cheat ur just not a loyal person thats all it comes down to.
RomanceRe: Help! Can I Still Kiss Again? by Mrscarter(f): 12:28pm On Jul 01, 2021
Youngvegetable:
Me and my girlfriend have been dating for a while. But I noticed she always shy away from kissing. Yesterday night we go to kiss for the first time in 4 years.

Now all my lips is bruised like I fought Michael Tyson. My lower lips looks as if I used it to rub gravels. What have I done? Who have I offended. Is my girlfriend a vampire?

Shey this girl will not kill me like this
You both probably kissed too hard. Try soft n slow kisses then a little firmer. Also if u kiss for hours your lips will get tender.
RomanceRe: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Mrscarter(f): 12:03pm On Jul 01, 2021
Kondomatic:
When you're ready to face reality, you will turn off your television and stop watching Telenovas
Hahahaha. Well i dont watch tv. Mainly utube for me or i stream stuff online. Ion watch tv at all. N no wat i said is true. U treat ur girl right n u can steer her right the way u want to. Girls like romance n stuff. Well i do. Who doesnt?
RomanceRe: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Mrscarter(f):
Romanoff:
I wonder how she disciplines you when you misbehave.

Or only you have a monopoly of being the disciplinarian in the marriage?

I see immaturity all over your post and if you continue like this, you will run out of ways to "discipline" your wife.

What is wrong with waiting till she's in a saner mood to talk? If she had even spoken to you in that mood and it escalated to a quarrel, only God knows what you'd have come here to say.

You knew she loved skimpy dresses before you married her, now you want to force her to change to suit your idea of a "married woman".

Una no go follow una spec, you'll marry a woman and frustrate her into what she's not because you're the "husband".

When that woman begin show you pepper now, you won't tell us how you've forced her to be what she's not.

We dey wait for you for front. Continue o.
I agree. U cant make her into what u want when u knew her b4 u married. She will eventually resent you.
U should control ur temper n bossiness n talk to ur wife. U love her n shes a person with emotions too. If u sweet talk her properly u can get ur way n guide her how u like. Lol do it right. But being bossy n childish wont work.
For a happy marraige u should share ur feelings calmly n ur reasons for things n try comprimise. U shoulda just kissed her n held her n said my beautiful wife i love you dressed like this but it would make me really happy if you kept those kinda dresses just for my eyes. Tell her it makes u feel whatever u feel. Lol it sounds mushy but its most likely the way youll get ur way without her acting up on you.
RomanceRe: Vagina fish smell; See the billions of vaginal bacteria under a microscope by Mrscarter(f): 5:17am On Jun 29, 2021
Afamsi:
You need Jesus in your life.
Lolz
RomanceRe: My White Neighbors Are Giving Me Attitude by Mrscarter(f): 5:06am On Jun 29, 2021
Ilamina:
Because he is acting strange around me after it happened
Yeah it could be anything. But i highly doubt he would hurt you or do anything. He has no reason too. Try talking to him. Just say how r u next time u see him either that or just ignore him politely. But ion think u gots ta move
RomanceRe: My White Neighbors Are Giving Me Attitude by Mrscarter(f): 1:25pm On Jun 28, 2021
Ilamina:
He just kept quiet and stared at my friend and listened to our conversation
Didn't say anything
Oh ok. Whyd that scare u so much u want to move tho?
Maybe he was just watching for no reason other than curiosity
RomanceRe: My White Neighbors Are Giving Me Attitude by Mrscarter(f): 1:11pm On Jun 28, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Actually it's a Nigerian thing to get involved on other people business


Here is different... Forget abt the skin color...
That's just dere culture...

If you visit a colleague or a friends here without a notice

When you knock on his/her door and they open

They will stand on door and ask you "what are you doing here" or what do you want"...

They are not fighting with u but they believe you should visit when prior both of you have agreed to do so...
Not necessarily. Most ppl dont plan visits in white countries. U can visit planned or unplanned
RomanceRe: My White Neighbors Are Giving Me Attitude by Mrscarter(f): 1:08pm On Jun 28, 2021
Ilamina:
What should I do undecided

I am getting scared
.
I wanna move out

All because I was saying hello to my friend from the balcony

While there were at the their own balcony
Wat did they say to you ilamina?
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Notice To A Certain “esther” As She Secure Back Her Man ( Video) by Mrscarter(f): 7:27am On Jun 28, 2021
Babara1994:
My money angry
grin
Youre a bad girl u no get my money
RomanceRe: Cheating Is Not BAD. It Is Natural In Our Genes by Mrscarter(f): 7:27am On Jun 28, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
Been there
Done that
Na she mustnt have ben the right one.
One day you will see
RomanceRe: Why Are Akwa Ibom Dudes So Ugly And Violent by Mrscarter(f): 1:43pm On Jun 27, 2021
Ilamina:
undecided
A generalisation.
And another weird post lol
RomanceRe: Cheating Is Not BAD. It Is Natural In Our Genes by Mrscarter(f): 1:30pm On Jun 27, 2021
Lilpen3758:
see mouth like pot angry angry
grin grin
RomanceRe: Cheating Is Not BAD. It Is Natural In Our Genes by Mrscarter(f): 1:28pm On Jun 27, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
The idea that you should only love 1 person out of 6 billion people in this world is VERY STUPID AND UNREALISTIC.

Love should not be controlled
It should be given FREELY
When you try to control love you end up devastated, disappointed, heartbroken.

But when you and your partner are tired of each other sexually.
It is very very OK for any of them to cheat as long as it won't affect the raising up the kids.
THE MAIN REASON FOR MARRIAGE
IS TO BRING FORTH CHILDREN AND BUILD A FAMILY.
NOT TO CONTROL YOUR PARTNER AND EXPECT THEM TO BE ONLY YOURS.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
THAT A MAN WILL ONLY FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND NOBODY ELSE.
SHOW ME A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
AND I WILL SHOW U A MAN TIRED OF FVCKING HER.


Marriages fail because the 2 partners believe that they own each other.
It is impossible to be sexually attracted to one person for the rest of your life.

Ask Jay z why he cheat on Beyonce
Love is not possessive
True love is freedom of choice
Both men and women need to understand that once you are tired of each other sexually.
It is very ok to find sexual pleasure from someone else.
It doesn't mean you don't love each other NO!!!
It means your love has transformed from sexual love to agape love or family love.
Lol. You say this until u fall in love with the right one
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Notice To A Certain “esther” As She Secure Back Her Man ( Video) by Mrscarter(f): 1:23pm On Jun 27, 2021
obembet:
Lady gives notice to a certain “Esther” as she secure back her man.

Nigerian lady Ajewole Tolulope has warn ladies to stay away from her boyfriend also called her close friend Esther to look for another man


Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Thc4GZhUk


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