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AdesewaAde:
My dear Nairaland family

I’ve been down with lot of thinkings and I don’t really know what to do,7pm last night,my phone rang and it was a number that I didn’t have on my phone,I picked up and I heard a male voice but couldn’t trace it to anybody,he said “I’m sure this is Modupe(not my real name though)” I did not say yes or no but I asked who he was and how I may be of help,he replied that he got my number from a friend,don’t forget he did not say his name,I concluded that it may be a business call until he proceeded that he will like to see me immediately so he will explain better,I became really aggressive that I told him I was expecting a business call not a stupid call from an idiot who wants to see me for the first time at night,a complete stranger,I angrily dropped the call and I dashed to the kitchen to get myself something to eat,at around 8pm an “UNKNOWN NUMBER” called my second line, not business line ,only people who are really close to me knows the line,so it kept me wondering who can be calling me with hidden number, I picked up and the caller dropped the call after 8 seconds,my phone rang again and it was same hidden number,I picked up and the person dropped the call after few seconds,I concluded the person was an idiot,I left the phone and I went to eat on getting back to the phone I found 67 missed calls from that “unknown number” I was really angry and I decided to remove the SIM card and insert into my iPhone so as to track the number cause that sim card was inside a small phone earlier,alas I got the number,I was still contemplating maybe I should dial the number or wait till the person will call again when the phone rang again and I picked up,she finally said “Hello” ,I paused , she proceeded “ can you hear me” and I said yes ,then I told her why will she decided to call me for 68 times as if I am holding her kidneys? She just said “ listen and listen to me carefully,I don’t have your time but I want to send you to your stupid husband” at that I came in and told her it was a wrong number,immediately I dropped the call,I was now laughing alone that women and dramas sha,who knew maybe she wanted to warn her out of envy,I was still on that when she called again and I decided not to pick up till she sent me a text message “ Pick up(my name)you are the one I want to speak with” I was shocked,like she knows what she’s doing,so many things started coming to my mind “ I’m single now,husband? I didn’t fight anybody nah,abi wetin dey sup” I was on that when she now called with her number she said “Tell your husband (my ex boyfriend’s name) that I will deal with the two of you,so he think say he dey smart,he abandoned me and my kid since December last year and he ran away,tell him say I go waste him,and as for you that you decided not to allow him take good care of the pikin wey I born for him,I give you just seven days that you will die,you wicked person” she dropped the call immediately I tried reaching her immediately but the line was switched off and I’ve been trying it since then . I was in deep thought and I was asking myself “who gave her my number in the first place” I immediately called one of my ex boyfriend’s friend,we are close and I narrated what I heard to him,he told me all what she said was true that the guy actually abandoned her and the kid, but he said he will find a way to warn her.

Now let me shield more lights on the story,the guy she mentioned his name is my ex boyfriend,I broke up with him March this year after I discovered he was a cheat and he won’t respect me in any way,I deleted all his contacts,blocked his lines,unfollowed him on social media and I moved on,we were together for years and we started living together last year before we broke up this year,though last year August,a friend of mine called me that she had from a reliable source that he put another woman in a family way,but I opposed it and told her maybe they were referring to his baby mama cause the guy is having a eight year old daughter,according to his explanations when we first met,he said the mother left the girl when she was just a month old and the guy’s mom took over since then ,so I explained to my friend but she insisted that she was talking about a fresh pregnancy, I got home and I asked the guy,he denied and said how can he put someone in a family way and I won’t know,he joked over it,he even said that was why he told me not to have friends that they love ruining good things,December last year that my same friend called again and told me the girl put to bed, and my boyfriend fathered the child,I kept on wondering how he can have a new baby and was so calm at home,he doesn’t even go out like before but yet I managed to ask him again and he denied,he was really mad at me and said I should never stress him on the issue again. To satisfy myself, since I was free with every members of his family,I decided to call his mom and ask but the woman said nothing of such happened,his dad came to say hello to us too and I stylishly asked him,the man was just laughing that I should stop listening to what people say,I called his elder sister too and she said if such happened,she will be the first person to tell me. Since then,I started monitoring his movements but I didn’t see anything,though he said I should let’s relocate to Lagos that January,that he wants to change his environment and that his junior sis will be living at his place,I never heard anything again about pregnancy or baby until the lady decided to call me last night.

I’ve been thinking maybe I should go and report her in the police station or I should track her down,arrange area boys to help me teach her a lesson. She has refused to switch on her phone so that I can tell her that I am no longer in relationship with the guy and also award her head for being very stupid to have a child for someone without knowing anything about him ,I may think she made empty threats but she may be a person who doesn’t joke with her words,what if she will truly kill me or pour acid on my body?
I don’t know what to do,help a sister o

Havesomesense:
Girls, why do you like asking your boyfriend(s) for money even when you have money?

Boys, How do you feel when your girlfriend asks you for money even when you know she has the money?

My girlfriend just asked me for money and I know she has money but I sent it to her anyway.

Nb; I think the reason why I'm thinking about it Is because lately business isn't too good for me.

livette:
In my first relationship, it happened. Dating without cheating is not easy. Marriage without cheating is not easy, but all is possible. Even those who don't cheat in marriage probably cheated in courtship or few days to wedding. Though we have many who didn't cheat in courtship and in marriage. It is not easy being faithful in this porous generation with lots of distractions and social media communication.

Anyone who has dated severally without cheating?

Tajbol4splend:
This is not about being religious or racist

But the amount of money some African women spend on hair yearly can build a bungalow

I look at the natural hair of some women and I'm like wetin these people loss wey them dey find

Even these oyinbo women try hard to have the African woman shape

A lot of them do shuku and other hair styles Africans are known for

Tbh no be say oyinbo hair no fine but na only them that kind hair fit

African women should start behaving like African women, it's the best to avoid this konitumo stress

iLegendd:
This thing is fun. Carefully look at the picture below and the first 3 words you see are your reality.

Mine is money, gratitude and power. What is yours?

ModestGal:
There's too much emphasy on this lady's beauty all over the internet. The policemen,her lecturers and many Nigerians keep emphasizing on her beauty. This makes me wonder if she's really that pretty as portrayed. Because sincerely, the sugar daddye photograph been passed around is looking way finer than hers
Also, the innocent looking aspect is what I cannot find. What do you think?

tarantino1:
Your dp sha

Agbo2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fE4K4YFg90

Ilamina:
To show how caribbeans hate Africans

Beckysexy:
Later when she dumps your ass, then you'll run back here to Nairaland and start to cry,wail and play the victim.

Ilamina:
No girl has treated me that badly before

daniel7328:
Have u seen her before

jesmond3945:
end of discussion.

frozen70:
Do you want to hurt your emotions for someone who have gone to several places and possibly sleep with other men while pregnant for you

Left for me, just leave her for good
What makes you think that the pregnancy is yours after all

Ilamina:
Her father is German, her mother is from Barbados

Few years back

That was scary

When I remember now
I felt she might hit me or hurt me
Glad I left that house alive

I never knew not having a boyfriend is a crime

She said it, so aggressively

Hopefully, I will able to get through life not having a boyfriend without anyone harassing or worst getting assaulted

jesmond3945:
oyibo likes to take things slow unless you grew up with them

jesmond3945:
the protocol with white people is this give them attitude first or mind your business first then after a while when they have become used to you, you can now relate. You know Canada is not Nigeria, white people always have a first impression that you are below them. It is when you show them confidence by ignoring them that's when respect comes, then admiration and then friendship. You would have limited your greetings to Hi and Hello or smile. Right now it would be difficult to change their attitude towards you. You don't need to move out because the same process would repeat itself in the next neighborhood.

Ilamina:
Don't underestimate baby oyibo

He looks violent
The way he hit that car with his gold cub
With his heavy sigh at the end

Ilamina:
You want me to move out

NwaAmaikpe:



The type of fvckery I've been reading lately is making my recovery from insanity a tougher task.

While growing up, I was a very sickly child who knew virtually all the hospitals in 042.
My turn around however came the day my parents got this nanny from Nkalagu who told me I'd get better if I licked her up because pussy juice contains water, electrolytes, nutrients plus Immunoglobulin A proteins.

I did and true to her words, my immune system became stronger.

I've never stopped since then.
As long as it doesn't smell, I'd lick it.
Even if it bleeds, I'd lick it.
Even if it is too fat to enter my mouth, I'd still try and lick it.
Because, what is sex if you can't lick a kpekus?
I'd lick it all except the kpekus of a hardliner feminist because the only thing I've gotten from theirs is sore throats.

In my opinion, I think the only reason God designed it to be shaped like lips is so that we don't forget that it is the second place on a woman's body to be kissed after the lips on the face.

lilvicky68:
Greedy boy..

RisenJoe:
La click la pe.nis la curve

Ilamina:
they do

See prince harry

ChizzyBuna:
What are you smoking??
Which European colonized America and Canada
Australia was not colonized and the colonial masters killed all local ethnic genocide on the people they meet there.
Therby taking over the land.
If the white men killed everyone in Nigeria and take over. You will think it is the whites that own Nigeria.
The original people of Australia was wiped out in genocide.
And European toke over the lands.
Those white people you see in Australia are not the real owners of Australia.
Google about Australia genocide by colonial masters

ExAngel007:
A Cameroonian Facebook user, Ayisha Togina, has shared
the story of 16-year-old twin sisters who are pregnant for
same boy.

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b25281bad.jpg

According to Ms Togina, the pregnant teenagers and their
father live in abject poverty and have resorted to sleeping
with men in the suburbs of Buea in order to feed.

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b5dccb53f.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b37472836.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b38c61ae5.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b3a30dea1.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b45e18205.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/60e6b47e06da3.jpg


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/7/16-year-old-twin-sisters-impregnated-by-same-boy-in-cameroon.html

ojun50:
Wake up match go soon start and food don ready

lilvicky68:
Just be straight forward.. tell her to go so that you can fornicate with other girls without disturbance..

SmellySperm:
Mrscarter
I missed you. Where have you been

Conner44:
So because someone didn’t flush his condom well you now want everyone to be throwing theirs inside dustbin?

What of tomorrow when you lodge and see floating shit inside the toilet? Should we then be wrapping it in nylon and throwing inside dustbin too?

To nod you Dey hungry me