₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,073 members, 8,429,265 topics. Date: Thursday, 18 June 2026 at 04:23 PM

Toggle theme

MrsChima's Posts

Nairaland ForumMrsChima's ProfileMrsChima's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 (of 763 pages)

RomanceRe: Men And Women Flogged For Unmarried Sex Under Sharia Law by MrsChima(f): 3:54am On Sep 20, 2015
Jarizod:
men don't cheat

Ask chima tongue
Chima isn't a man. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Polygamy by MrsChima(f): 3:53am On Sep 20, 2015
Teempakguy:
This post is senseless. smiley
Said the senseless poster. kiss
RomanceRe: Paradox Of Polygamy by MrsChima(f): 10:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
I disagree. The man is still able to explore and sample in the name of polygamy.

According to some biblical logics if you are married when you married the second or third times, it is not valid according to the eye of the spiritual world.

I didn't mean to bring religion in it but marriage is a religious/spiritual thing. cheesy
PhonesRe: Hilarious But Perfect Response To A Scammer(pic) by MrsChima(f): 10:04pm On Sep 19, 2015
agarawu23:
sadist
Die nigga die!
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 8:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
Some of the male chatters have been eating salt fish with a side of toto. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2015
mcdreeezy:
I rather chop poo tongue
hissssssss
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.
(Grabs your face and plants a big wet one on your lips)

Standing ovation! grin
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:26pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adasun:
WTF shocked!!! I can't believe a lady type dis
We like to be orally pleased as well! angry
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
AcesIni:
yuck.... those ones wey get yeast infections? mtcheeeeeeeew.
Yeast infection occurs when the ph balance are off either with antibotics or not eating enough yogurt that has good "yeasts".

Parfumes and scented soaps can cause yeast infection as well. I forgot....clothing dye!
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:18pm On Sep 19, 2015
I have toto seasoning ladies! grin
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:16pm On Sep 19, 2015
Do you men needs any napkins? grin
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 6:13pm On Sep 19, 2015
vizkiz:
I thought this one have sense... But seems I am wrong. Even the dirty thing above me wants to be "chopped" too
Shaadap fool. grin angry tongue

chop chop! Dinner is served! grin
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 5:45pm On Sep 19, 2015
Teempakguy:
undecided
hisssssss
RomanceIt Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MrsChima(op): 5:43pm On Sep 19, 2015
Do you agree ladies? grin grin

Chop chop our toto men! grin angry tongue
RomanceRe: Men And Women Flogged For Unmarried Sex Under Sharia Law by MrsChima(f): 1:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
Jarizod:
If this is done here

90% of our ladies would be flogged everyday tongue
100% of the cheating husbands, boyfriends, and politicians would be flogged daily.
PhonesRe: Hilarious But Perfect Response To A Scammer(pic) by MrsChima(f): 1:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
undecided
RomanceRe: He Beats Her Up And She Didn't Say Anything by MrsChima(f): 1:27pm On Sep 19, 2015
There is nothing that you can do physically, but you can run it by her family (parents) and let them deal with it. If she doesn't want to be your friend after that..so what.

For your own protection, watch her behavior and just keep being a silent friend because she will one day need someone to help her recover literally.

Good luck.
RomanceRe: What Has She Done To Deserve This Kind Of Rejection(picture) by MrsChima(f): 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2015
alaricsaltzman:
If it were a hot chick with better assets that doesn't want black boys, we will understand. But not that kind of person that has been rejected by every specie in the galaxy! She isn't allowed to have preference oo grin
Then you aren't allowed to have preferences either!
RomanceRe: What Has She Done To Deserve This Kind Of Rejection(picture) by MrsChima(f): 9:27am On Sep 19, 2015
She is not racist, she just doesn't want black boys. It is called preference! We all have them!
RomanceRe: What Has She Done To Deserve This Kind Of Rejection(picture) by MrsChima(f): 9:21am On Sep 19, 2015
CheeNayNay:
Nigerian men won't mind.
They're well known for going after anything white even the unattractive,obese or old
ones...
She shouldn't lose hope
Exactly! grin grin
RomanceRe: Some Guys Are Dogs by MrsChima(f): 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2015
True.
RomanceRe: See The Romantic Marriage Proposal Costs Man Nearly $52,000 by MrsChima(f): 1:13pm On Sep 18, 2015
VaselineCrew2:
Why are you still selling plantain chips at your age huh
And are you confusing me with your mammy nigga?
RomanceRe: See The Romantic Marriage Proposal Costs Man Nearly $52,000 by MrsChima(f): 1:09pm On Sep 18, 2015
There are practical ways to propose that is equally mind blowing but hey!

I am more about the health of my marriage then a 15 minutes of proposal fame.
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 12:08am On Sep 17, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin
E pain am ooo grin
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 12:05am On Sep 17, 2015
Flashh:
[color=#225484]"Gaming" is still holier than "Scamming" which you ladies possess.
tongue
[/color]
Please distinguish the difference between gaming and scamming oga?

Let's me get my milo!
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 11:58pm On Sep 16, 2015
Truckpusher:
Apparently you didn't see my new thread where I just got engaged. tongue grin
Your right hand don't count. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 11:57pm On Sep 16, 2015
Flashh:
[color=#225484]That's a big lie... Nigerian men ain't scammers but gamers. sad[/color]
Ha!@gamers. grin Is that the new word for scammer? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 11:56pm On Sep 16, 2015
Truckpusher:
Load of crap. grin
Said the UNMARRIED fulani. tongue
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 11:52pm On Sep 16, 2015
Flashh:
[img]http://malayaraya.files./2012/10/meme-laugh.jpg[/img]
[color=#225484]Big time scamming... And our Naija girls/ladies are full time scammers. angry cheesy[/color]
We learned it from you African/Nigerian men. tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by MrsChima(f): 11:49pm On Sep 16, 2015
Flashh:
[color=#225484]Yeah bro! I just pray God should give me a good wife that will make my marriage go with ease. cool[/color]
I am sorry to bust your bubble. Even with the "good" wife you will have tribulations in your marriage. I promise you and what you do with those tribulations is the real test. Some people have no idea what marriage entails and it has its bad and good.

The most important thing you should pray for dear is compatibility because it will withstand fire.

Good luck. kiss

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 (of 763 pages)