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Nairaland General › Re: What are the top 5 Beutiful Women in Africa? by MrsChima(f): 7:43pm On Jul 08, 2012
Where do she have any of the Somalian women' features that you posted on this thread. I see a more Arabized look in Egyptian women than I do in Somalian. Somalian women looks like mutts mixed with all of their master's ancestries including Bantu.

Egyptians DO NOT LOOK BANTU but Somalian does.
Nairaland General › Re: What are the top 5 Beutiful Women in Africa? by MrsChima(f): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2012
LMAO@Egyptians have Somalian features. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Egyptians DO NOT LOOK HUNGRY and they DO NOT look Somalian.

Anyless....you have your pick and I have mine. Somalian women DO NOT compare to Egyptian women AT ALL.

I know hunger is fucking up your reading comprehension.....Egyptians and Ethiopians are different groups of people. Maybe you were referring to Ethiopians having Somalian features.
Romance › Re: Study This Pics( How Women Want To Be Treated Even If Thy Don't Deserve It) by MrsChima(f): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2012
Giving girls sparkling rings is a western thing but I dont see many fake arse chicks complaining about the ring gifts though....

Blackberries is the western thing UT I see fake arse chicks selling arse and sucking dicks to get one.......

Keep it 100
Romance › Re: Jamaica's First Lesbian Wedding. by MrsChima(f): 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I hate the act of homosexuality.

I do not hate people that practice the act homosexuality. . .

I am blaming the game, and not the player. . . Don't get it twisted.
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So you still lubs your sister?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrsChima(f): 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2012
Flashaldrin: huh?? You on heat?? undecided undecided
mashewwwwwwww
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrsChima(f): 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2012
bennyraz: Overslept
liar, u dey catholic?
Romance › Re: Jamaica's First Lesbian Wedding. by MrsChima(f): 2:06pm On Jul 08, 2012
LMAO@Sexkillz igging my question. grin grin grin grin grin

LMAO@Many of you all getting high blood pressures over a photo. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I am not worrying about them....I am not God. wink
Nairaland General › Re: Which African Country Is The Most Racist? by MrsChima(f): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin: Hmmm...Ayanle.
@ bolded....i must admit you have a point there. wink

that is SOOOOO REAL!!

However my ancestors did fight.

You probably don't care but I must make this clear!! They didn't have the guns to counter attack
but they fought HARD prior to, during and after transportation from Africa to the west....
as you mentioned other Africans helped them defeat us. SMH.

But...
The Europeans lost to the Haitians and Jamaicans. The only edge Haitians had was that unlike
my ppl, they refused to have treaties or agreements. Meanwhile my direct ancestors (the Maroons)
signed two treaties with the British to allow them to rule the parts of Jamaica they owned
with no raids, attacks or reprisals...if they would grant us our own "country" within the island...and they did. smiley

But I have to give props where it is due...and I am proud of Somalia for fighting back. wink

btw raincheck? huh
La viva Haiti! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Nairaland General › Re: What are the top 5 Beutiful Women in Africa? by MrsChima(f): 8:57am On Jul 08, 2012
warya123: looool at kenya...Kenya looks like west africans...lmao


Ethiopians don't all look like somalis...they have dozens of ethnicities....



somalia is number one.
Egyptian women looks better than Somalian women in TOTALITY. They are very endowed and aren't starving for male attention either.

I have seen Algerian women I was like oh my goodness! The combo is pass fine! kiss
Romance › Re: How To Be A MAN Dammit! >:( by MrsChima(f): 8:30am On Jul 08, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44][/quote]wetin na grin angry
Nairaland General › Re: Things That Annoy You On Nairaland by MrsChima(f): 12:20am On Jul 08, 2012
People assuming the world revolves around them and that they are the only group of people in the entire world.
Nairaland General › Re: Ask A Somali by MrsChima(f): 12:15am On Jul 08, 2012
Okay.....

Please don't give my husband any ideas..he has been a little uhmm motivated today.


Sis...do men have periods too? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Authentic African Black Soap Vs Fake by MrsChima(f): 12:13am On Jul 08, 2012
There is this Jamo lady I know that makes her own soap but her husband is Muslim and he sells organic soaps directly from North Africa. I have used four different kind of soaps from him and I love it.

Mango soap
Shea butter and Aloe Vera
Three in one Soap
Indian Hemp and Tree oil soap

I strongly recommend shea butter soap because it reduces the blemishes and soften your skin....if your skin are soften...it is easly to moisturize.

I also suggest using Glycerin soap because it has the components needed to feed your skin and strengthen your skin from wrinkles.
Nairaland General › Re: Ask A Somali by MrsChima(f): 12:08am On Jul 08, 2012
Look at Royal stanky arse wanna kiss Ms. Darkskin arse now. grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Which African Country Is The Most Racist? by MrsChima(f): 12:04am On Jul 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin: Lol shut up there!
Girl bye, u better hit up ayanles azz. You know his entire family are gov't dependantz. tongue im sure they will break you off a lil sum sum wink
Yanno girl! My cousins' boyfriend works for the welfare office and he be talking about their arses! He said when it is time to reapply for refugee assistance because many of them have to reapply every so often to keep getting their assistance. He said they be fucking the application with curry sauce and shit.

He said he be hungry just reading their renewal applications! Girl...I can tell you some shit he told me. He be having us on the floor crying and laughing girl!

One time...one of his client came to his office and was smelling like pure goat shit and he said he had to be a muslim that day wearing sheets on his head and covering his nose and shit. That's a damn shame coming in a public place arse all stanky!

He said one day it was hot as hell outside and two women came in his office with heavy sheets wrapped around their bodies covering from head and toe. He said he wasn't trying to be disrespectful when they asked him to turn the fan on...he said it took all he had to not tell them if they take that hot shit off maybe they would be cool but he bit his tongue.
Nairaland General › Re: What are the top 5 Beutiful Women in Africa? by MrsChima(f): 11:57pm On Jul 07, 2012
My pick.

East Africa: Ethiopia/Kenya
West Africa: Mali/Benin/West Senegal
South Africa: Zimb/South Africa/Malawi
North Africa: Egypt/Algeria
Central Africa: Rwanda and Burundi
Nairaland General › Re: Ask A Somali by MrsChima(f): 11:42pm On Jul 07, 2012
LMAO@a destitue refugee OWNING ANYTHING. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Damn! I didn't know they were funny too!
Nairaland General › Re: Ask A Somali by MrsChima(f): 11:40pm On Jul 07, 2012
MsDarkSkin: lol @ royal kissing ayanle's azz...smh.

@Ayanle...the Liberian women who fought in their nation's 14 yr. civil war have/had more heart than those Somali
girls, nothing new child!! Merciless dames!!

https://www.northlight.org/filebin/images/program_notes_-_Black_Diamond.jpg
[img]http://luchidotcom.files./2012/05/black-diamond2.jpeg?w=600[/img]
https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1286/4677029558_7a2ac8bbfc_z.jpg

and child soldiers? BOY STOP! You forget this is Africa we are talking about!!

again, nothing new!
Royal stanky arse got his lips planted SQUARE DEAD ON HIS ASS CHEEKS.
Nairaland General › Re: Which African Country Is The Most Racist? by MrsChima(f): 11:37pm On Jul 07, 2012
In my opinion...the racist African countries are the ones that hate themselves.

My granny always said....even a racist hate him/herself.
Nairaland General › Re: Which African Country Is The Most Racist? by MrsChima(f): 11:35pm On Jul 07, 2012
MsDarkSkin: AHHH! I see.

So in essence they are bitter because without Africa/ns they aren't worth shyt or a food stamp basically? grin
Why you hating on food stamps?!! angry angry grin grin

Matter fact..i think this heffa getting her stamps tomorrow. Let me call her before she sell them all! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do African Loves Foreigners And Hate Their Own People? by MrsChima(f): 11:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
igbo2011: http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600155_10150877802558994_1941261420_n.jpg

Why do we treat the foreigners who are exploiting us better than our own people? No wonder why everyone in the world treats us badly. We dn't even treat ourselves well!!
The correct question is....Why do Black people treat those that doesn't look like them better then those that looks like them?

Self hatred is the best answer.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrsChima(f): 11:31pm On Jul 07, 2012
My back, my neck, my kitty kat like that.
Romance › Re: Pls Rate This Newly Wedded Couple by MrsChima(f): 7:58pm On Jul 07, 2012
99% loading to bullshit,
Family › Re: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima(f): 7:48pm On Jul 07, 2012
bennyraz: you're so on point & i hope u've told Mr.chima these things grin grin like they say, what goes around comes around. I strongly admire babies & if i'm to choose between baby boys & baby girls, i will gladly choose baby boys cuz i don't want headaches e.t.c u knw what i mean right?
Yes.....i told him. He is not listening. Chima wants boys too and he is on a mission! Look for cute Igbo baby boy soon!!!
Romance › Re: Jamaica's First Lesbian Wedding. by MrsChima(f): 6:41pm On Jul 07, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]101% Bullshit!

How i hate the "act" of homosexuality. . .
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Easy bro easy!

If I gotten me a wife...would you still love your sister? cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: How To Be A MAN Dammit! >:( by MrsChima(f): 6:38pm On Jul 07, 2012
[quote author=Lord_Reed]I'm sure you have a picture of Mr.C's in your bag...... wink[/quote]CORRECKTION! On my phone in a passcode restricted special folder. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue People steal phones in America especially them I-phones! angry angry angry angry
Family › Re: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima(f): 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork]to be honest, I hate babies. Thy look like puppies and all they do is $hit around, brak plates, destroy the house and tear your pillow case! angry[/quote]Let make some babies! tongue tongue tongue tongue
Family › Re: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima(f): 6:23pm On Jul 07, 2012
bennyraz: grin grin princess chima? How nice cheesy what sort of protection can a father give her daughter against boyzz! Really, i'm curious to know grin did Mr.chima not give ur Dad headaches when he was sniffing around you?
Exactly! My daddy didn't want me to marry Chima cos he wanted me to marry a man from his native country (no I am not telling you where) and he forbade me! Now.....he looooooves him some Mr. Chima. Smh at men. Regardless of what my daddy said...I married the man I wanted to married. I strongly advocate people if your parents really love you...they will accept the person you chose to married and respect your decision even if they do not like it. I will not chose whom my children marries/dates because they are in control of their own happiness.

I just laughed at Chima like yeah right....she will even spite you by going after the very boys you despites!

I dey tire oo
Romance › Re: A Relationship With Dual Control by MrsChima(f): 3:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
sauer: Okay. Out of curiosity I just started this thread. Is it possible to find a Nigerian man/woman who could enter into a "marriage" that is a partnership with dual control. No one is superior to the other. Both are not bound by any medieval oath of faithfulness to each other. In addition, the woman does not take the man's name, and the man does not demand this. Both are financially independent of each other, and are only in the relationship for the sake of companionship.
Is this possible at all? huh opinions.
Yes. People have no idea how many marriages in this world that have similar format as you have mentioned. There are thousands of marriages practicing dual control methods and are together for decades. It is about communication and understanding. If you guys are established with what rules are to be followed and options to be tested in your marriage...it shouldn't affect anyone else nor your marriage.

The only surefire way to have LESS complication in your marriage is CONSTANT COMMUNICATION AND HONesty. It can be done and it has been done. It doesn't change your manhood nor womanhood unless you allow it of course.
Family › Re: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima(f): 3:25pm On Jul 07, 2012
bennyraz: grin i nicknamed ur baby carolina.. Imagine ''CAROLINA CHIMA'' sounds eloquent cheesy but w8 ohuh Is it my baby pix when i was small is my child's pix?
You are welcome to post your childhood pictures or your pikins' pictures. I posted Baby C picture cos she is cute-licious like her mother....eh her daddy too! cheesy

Her daddy calls her Princess Chima. He is going to spoil little missy and protect her from those snotty nosed boys.

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