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Uhmm. Is it me or OP escaped from Yaba Left and Right?

Why is the fact the woman wearing skirts is THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT?

The things men will do for toto.

Would somebody PLEASE GIVE MMM some toto?!!!

Are YOU a cutie? OP

SMH.

Where's that damn cat?

This is a response to somebody that said divorce is slanted toward women. Let me just say this. In many parts of the world DIVORCE is not favorable toward women HOWEVER in America, UK, and Canada divorce is LUCRATIVE for women.

If other parts of the world favor women in divorce I AM CERTAIN the divorce rate will skyrocket for sure. A woman in her RIGHT mind will not tolerate BULLSHIT nor FUCKERY to survive.

divalishis:
1. If really you are a first rate virgin, then you might find s.ex very messy, what with all the fluids and what not involved. Prepare yourself psychologically for the 'four S'; sweat, slimy se.men, saliva and the strong smell of s.ex especially if you're the squeamish type!
2. Get a towel or bed sheet of your own to spread on the honeymoon hotel bed (except you want to stay awake washing hotel sheets of blood stains when you should be resting).
3. Get a lube, easily found in any pharmaceutical. It makes things a whole lot easier and reduces chances of you walking like a duck during Sunday thanksgiving.
4. Now you are married, you need to rid yourself of the notion that sex is sinful. Sex is not punishment, you are not being punished!!!
5. Read books that help you get better sexually. Keep the se.x dirty and your home clean!

My responses.

1. No woman are prepared for semen, saliva, sweaty, and smelly if she never had sex.
2. Hymen are a thin skin covering over the vaginal canal. Why would she be bleeding? When have toto been known as medium rare steak?
3. Please refer to my comment above post.
4. Forceful sex is punishment.
5. Why would she read ideas from OTHERS that may not work for her?

Uhmm question. Why would she need lube if she has a gland that produces lubrication upon arousal naturally?

Just saying.

This is some bullshit.

Wait a minute. Michelle is 2 months pregnant and expected to have pikin around JULY 2011?

WTF.

What type of math is YOU learning? New Age Math?

(throwing semen filled condoms in the air)

Is your dick small?

Just curious and really serious.

LMAO@imagine how you look broke and hungry

There are cute guys SOMEWHERE.

LMAO@bow legged being cripple

REALITY101:
Yes they do. . Mr. Chima is bow legged and Mrs. Chima still married him. .

WOMP! EPIC FAIL!

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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

You only need one trick to be a ho.

yeye4live:
4rm d way u talk here i see u got maried to your man cuse of mone,wat of if d mone dry up,dat one u will run awal lol  .

Awww the village girl ran away huh? Little boys shouldn't play big boys games.

aribisala0:
maybe nigerian girls beg a lot but most young nigerian men in their 20s really worry me. both those in university and graduates too.
can't spell ,speak and write very bad english and try to mask it with inane americanisms.
mostly unemployable and all with a strong sense of entitlement to the good life.
really you shouldn't be criticizing women because you aren't any better !

Damn!   ^^^^

LMAO@broke lecturer.  

REALITY101:
Lol @lubs u too. . I bugs you too. . Wondering why u didn't mention baby momma BS. . I guess someone is growing up *winks*

Oh yea! Your baby momma is bow legged.

I see somebody hasn't grown up yet.

Broke Doc,

Go home and make sure your village girl is not hanging by the ceiling fan.

  Glad you detect the sarcasm. 

Van Vicker is fioooone. Mmm.

He is handsome and looks better than Van Vicker.

Da Doctor:
YOU REALLY DULL SHA! ME DA DOCTOR GET 5O PEOPLE. NO LET ME SWEAR FOR U OH! I AM AWARE U HAVE your 'CUSTOMERS ' IN HERE AND MOREOVER U HAVE MORE THAN 50 ID'S ON NL.

BUT U SURE KNOW WITHIN URSELF THAT U ARE REALLY DULL .NOT SO? BE SINCERE OH!!

Even you don't believe your OWN FUCKERY.

LMAO@me being dull.

Da Doctor:
I agree with u my dear.

YOU ARE 'UNIQUE' IN STUPIDITY!!!

KEEP IT UP. MORE POWER TO your CHRISTIAN MOTHER ELBOW

LMAO@unique in stupidity said a nigga who thinks married women sound different ONLINE.

You are the WISEST NIGGA on Nairaland.

Da Doctor:
@MRS CHIMA

please ammend your profile na.

You are a MRS to a partially stroked man, Why then did u put an 'm' after your profile name.

U ARE REALLY DULL O!!!!

Me dull?  Get 50 people on this site TO HONESTLY AGREE WITH YOU AND I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU.  

Real talk.  You can't do it.