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He is still recovering from his gay lover cheated on him with a woman.  I tried to introduce him to Uncle Peaches.

I am self centered because I wasn't desperate or lonely? Okay.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=586957.msg7549765#msg7549765 date=1295279935]^
Madame Chima how long was your courtship wif our Bros Nna Chima? It was longer than three days
And did you guys *@&%? We were not desperate nor in a hurry.
And how many times? How many time what?
No mischief intended.  Sure liar[/quote]

Don't worry I won't eat you. I haven't update my shots.

Poster,

The biggest mistake a woman can make is RUSHING. I have stated in my previous thread that we need not to rush into ANYTHING especially marriage. We need to take our time and get to know the person in front of us. We also need to adopt a no sex relationship with the person we are serious with.

When you mix sex with courting things can get messy and you lose sight of the real deal. You will regret rushing into things and if you have faith in your higher power you will know that when you know of the person who is predestined for you then you will not have any doubt if he is the one for you.

It okay to seek advice but seek those who are positive and elder to you. You do better sitting in a dark place with your higher power. You will not be confused because HIS ANSWERS are absolute.

Whom are you talking to?

You like that REDNECK ARSE SHOW?

BEAUTIFULLY! AND YOU?

You right, Mr cock.  I am hurt that you are senile and loquacious.  

You are not in London, liar.

Is that why you trying to steal a cow?

I wouldn't expect you to comprehend. It is not your forte. You are more like the water boy of the punny team. They are usually senile and loquacious.

ragdollz:
Don't deceive yourself, "Mrs" Chima: unlike some people generalisation is not my thing. Your "hubby" is on his own, a unique case in the entity of Naija MEn. So pls carry your cross and stop covering up with your snide "My People". My Azz!!!

Oh, I see. He is a Nigerian when it best suits you right? I gotcha! Carry on. I see it trash day.

You right I don't, that would defeat the purpose of me not celebrating pagan holidays. DUH. There are more important days THAN A DAY OF MASSACRE.

People were MURDERED ON THE DAY YOU tell your significant other I love you. It seem though that some of you TELL THEM ONCE A YEAR.


Hmm.

I see old men chasing girls again. Sighs.

I do not celebrate pagan holidays.

See Mz Dark! Damn, I am smart as hell! I rest my case too.

Why did you Nigerian sisters hurt and destroyed Mobo? Shame on you ladies!

Mr. cock,

Please call me a gold digger! Please!!!

Jaybee finna propose!!!! Finally his old arse settling down!

ragdollz:
I STOPPED TALKING TO YOU BC I HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO . NOW I'M BACK. AND IF YOU IGNORE ME I'LL GLADLY IGNORE YOU - BUT REFER TO ME IN A NEGATIVE TONE AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!!

NOW GO OFF WITH THAT YOUR "HUBBY" AKA PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT OF A HUSBAND. I'M SURE HE'S AN APE AND THAT'S WHY HE'S STUCK WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!!!

If that how you view YOUR PEOPLE, who am I to tell you otherwise. I am sure YOUR PEOPLE are thrilled that you are REPRESENTING THEM WELL. (snickering)

L.Reed,

Oh, I thought you said my funny bones need upgrading?  Oh, now I am funny?  Make up your mind suga!!!

I see you still daydreaming.  That was some good xanax!

L.REED,

No need to take it personal and if you have to explain a joke you tried to execute (it was whack). You still a good person suga and give me a hug. (stretching out arms for a hug)


Trust me my funny bone is platinum. You have no idea!

You a bit nosy poster.

CHILE GO TO BED DAMN!

Okay. I will see you around girl.

Mz Dark!

Well, sis I will see you in the AM. My husband woke up and I am outtie! You be good you hear and don't let that trash get you riled up. Just ignore him or her and answer other threads of importance. You have noticed that the trick stopped talking to me when I ignored him or her? That how you handle trash.

Good Night!

Hey Shyone!

Girl!!  The fun is IN THE ROMANCE SECTION!!  I have went to other sections and they are boring as hell!  I hear you though.  

I guess it feed into the ego of the men who seek attention and thinking that AKATA women go running around looking for Nigerian men.  I know damn well I didn't.

Too real? My bad! I am trying!

I would suggest you take JOKE EXECUTION 101 because that was whack!