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RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 10:42pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
2buff doesn't fck around!! grin
He ain't gon do shit. grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima1(op): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
LOL [size=5pt]and you're the daddy so. . .my gorrila child took after you.[/size] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
I thought he posted a picture and said his wife is Nigerian. Folks lying again?
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You React If Your Woman/wife Had Body Reductions? by MrsChima1(op): 10:39pm On Jan 10, 2012
Did it speak in French, Spanish, or Italian? grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Warra hell is otele? huh[/color]
Your car.
RomanceRe: Why Do Promiscuos Girls Find Husbands Easily? by MrsChima1(f): 10:36pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
lol you guys!!!

when i said "take it slow and do it the right way. . .and find yourself single" I was being sarcastic.

i am talking about how the good girls who do take it slow and demand patience are considered
too boring. Most sisters who are asking what is 'wrong' with them (can't find a man) typically are the
good girls who keep their legs closed. Most guys in our generation have completely flipped the script!!
They want that 'hit it quick' type of women and those are the type of women because they are good in bed and 'freaky' are considered marriage material.

Look @ how many dudes have been engaged to Karen 'super head' Steffans or Kim Kardashian and compare that to WOMEN like Jill Scott or India Irie.  lipsrsealed grin


huh huh errrm. , brb

chima, do you know if they still sell 'Hooked On Phonics'? Or should i check with Rosetta Stone to decipher this message?  grin
Look at the men that were engaged to them.  These men are airhead and dense as Bleep.  Kim's recent "ex" is certifiable retardo.  I listened to him on her show and I was like good thing he can play ball because this mofo is a walking failed abortion.
RomanceRe: Would U Tolerate A Partner That Comes Home Late In The Night? by MrsChima1(f): 10:29pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]She wouldnt! She knows i wont tolerate it! I'll block the leakages and take pre-emptive measures against her coming in late! If it's her job, we'll move closer to where it suits us both![/color]
Just cos she know doesn't mean she won't come in late.  As much as you want to control, you can't control anything that will happen.  You can strike and protest that wouldn't change anything.

Moving closer isn't going to keep someone home on time.
RomanceRe: Re: I Wanna Have Babies by MrsChima1(f): 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2012
TAKE YOUR TIME!!! TRUST MI!
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You React If Your Woman/wife Had Body Reductions? by MrsChima1(op): 10:26pm On Jan 10, 2012
kokoye:
cant begin to start naming the things. . .relative.

She cant lose her front and back with exercise. No she cant.

firmer maybe.
You know what i meant when I said lose, but front and back reduces tremendously when you are exercising, it may tone but it loses girth.

Have you seen booty pop? SMH.
FamilyRe: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima1(op): 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2012
Nekai:
^^^ Awww!
Seconded. kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Would U Tolerate A Partner That Comes Home Late In The Night? by MrsChima1(f): 10:23pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
9pm. grin

lol sike, well honestly 12 am is pushing it but 2 am and later is too late for me and i won't tolerate it.
Hmm. That's reasonable.
RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 10:21pm On Jan 10, 2012
Nj girl:
pls oh no lady should take d above seriously except if u dont mind spending the rest of your life in jail, or worse still being sentenced to death.
Mr Chima, u are a very strange woman in a wierd kind of way.
I get the above is a joke but, youngsters are reading what we post. A hot tempered lady might be arguing with her bf and in a flash of anger myt recall your advice and with blind rage slit her bfs throat, and cos one seeminly harmless joke, we myt have a dead bf and a ruined gf.
Strange in what way?
RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 10:20pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]. . .and a Mrs chima in jail for bad advice! grin[/color]
May the suga explode in your otele!   angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Would U Tolerate A Partner That Comes Home Late In The Night? by MrsChima1(f): 10:15pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
work related ok. other wise no.
What considered late to you? tongue
RomanceRe: Would U Tolerate A Partner That Comes Home Late In The Night? by MrsChima1(f): 10:14pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Hell quadrupled to the power of NO, a.k.a HELL NO x4! cool

Tolerate Fire. . .
[/color]
If she steps in the door late, you will divorce her? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Promiscuos Girls Find Husbands Easily? by MrsChima1(f): 10:13pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]"Doing things the right way and finding yourself single" is a fallacious statement! tongue[/color]
What she meant was doing what someone else want you to do or live your life how others see fit will keep you single.

Right Sis?
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Consider Getting Married To A White Partner by MrsChima1(f): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2012
MsDarkSkin:
No. I don't find them attractive.
I wouldn't even for a fee.

Claremont and the other "pro white partners" do what YOU do.
It's not just by choice for some folks. If someone is not attracted to whites,
they simply are not. How dare you call us animals for our desires?
Animals don't have conscientious minds and will fck any and everything, guess what? obviously I don't lipsrsealed
So hug a tree during a violent lightening storm in a wet suit jor!  tongue

we are the rainbow my nyash. I don't want a white man and i don't have to have one.
Rawr!!! grin grin
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Consider Getting Married To A White Partner by MrsChima1(f): 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2012
2buff:
^^^^ I'll take your hand and we'll go very soon. But first I need to make sure you have something angry

Turn around . . . angry
What if the woman for you has flat arse, you will still "skip" her? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You React If Your Woman/wife Had Body Reductions? by MrsChima1(op): 10:07pm On Jan 10, 2012
kokoye:
Yup, I have to agree before she does anything to her body . .we are one. vice versa.

If whatever feature is affecting her health . . . sure, why not.

but no reduces God's overtime work for no reason at all, NOPE.

do whatever you can with diet or exercise
What "things" she must ask permission before doing it since you guys are "one"? If she exercise and lose her front and back, you are okay with it?
FamilyRe: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrsChima1(op): 9:24pm On Jan 10, 2012
Yay! More cute babies! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 9:19pm On Jan 10, 2012
sexkillz:
[color=#000030]^^ angry

My future wife is on this site! angry
[/color]
You said in seven years time, by that time she would have moved on. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Dudes That Do This Should Be Dumped by MrsChima1(f): 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2012
Ladies aim for the right side neck with a sharp razor!
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Consider Getting Married To A White Partner by MrsChima1(f): 8:57pm On Jan 10, 2012
I heard through the grapevines, Italian and Turkish men are into deep intimacy with women and will perform cunnilingus backwards.
RomanceRe: What do you think aboout this? by MrsChima1(f): 8:52pm On Jan 10, 2012
pendo89:
Not all men.Those are insecure guys.But again,women who rub it on their men's faces irritate as well.
Have it all yeah but please act humble if you want that man to cherish you.
The men should be humble as well if he want decent women to embrace him.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by MrsChima1(f): 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2012
kokoye:
Why would you tamper with the overtime that the almighty did on you??

. . or, why would you cheat us out of the abundance of beauty we saw and swore allegiance to?

that is adultery, cheating and fornication in my opinion  angry

Grounds for divorce!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-843334.0.html#msg9937235
RomanceGuys, How Would You React If Your Woman/wife Had Body Reductions? by MrsChima1(op): 8:47pm On Jan 10, 2012
Guys, how would you react if your woman/wife had body reductions? 

bosom reduction
Arse reduction
Liposuction/Bypass surgery


Would you support your woman/wife in getting any of these reduction?   As your wife, do you think she need permission to reduce anything on her body or it is her decision alone?
RomanceRe: Why Do Promiscuos Girls Find Husbands Easily? by MrsChima1(f): 8:33pm On Jan 10, 2012
tellwisdom:
Desperate gurls here embarassed embarassed. I see someone being badly desperate embarassed embarassed
I am desperate to whoop your WHOLE ARSE. wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by MrsChima1(f): 8:24pm On Jan 10, 2012
kokoye:
You got that right.

and I love MEATY AND PLUMP flesh too  grin
So does your brother Chima.  OOo lawd!  I can imagine if Mrs. Koyoke and I were to reduce our front and back assets, how would you and Mr. Chima react?  Hmm.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by MrsChima1(f): 8:21pm On Jan 10, 2012
kokoye:
you got any problems with me woman?? . . . . . . . grin angry kiss tongue
No suga. You are a good Nigerian brother. kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: : And How Long Should It Be Before I Meet The Family by MrsChima1(f): 8:19pm On Jan 10, 2012
tellwisdom:
Mshew chima, will u stop giving this poor gurl a wrong advise?? angry angry
What advice you want me to give her? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Appreciation Thread! by MrsChima1(f): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2012
LMAO@a good one at that grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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