₦airaland Forum

OP

I introduce you to Ms. Darkskin.

(pushing Ms. Darkskin toward Op)

Homosexual Africans are tired of hiding in the closet! They are ready to strike out!

Come on out and embrace the world!

(hearing a stampede of Nairalanders coming my way) Gotta go!

OP

I introduce you to Goldieluks.

(pushing Goldieluks toward Op)

sheyguy:
With the fuel price at N140/litre i would suggest dreadlucks for economic reason. . . .lol

Or shaven clean look! LMAO

Kambill

Pardon me if I sound like a detective, but I find some of the things that you have shared contradicting or it could be lost in translation. 

You have expressed your experience with a man stating that you have questions, labeling all of the negative aspects of your relationship with a Nigerian man. As Saucer said, typically Nigerians will defend themselves and their people even if what you are saying is accurate, however I find some dishonesty in your write-up. 

You signed up on December 30, 2011 and your first thread is a rant thread about your recent sorrow of a man that took advantage of you and you have hit rock bottom realizing that you are milked dry and you wanted to come on a forum to "warn" non-Nigerian women, who may be in your situation of Nigerian men. 

It is typical for women and men of any kind to express anger and frustration of their partner when they are scorned especially on a public forum.  You were aware of this individual that you have invested your time with knowing of his illegal activities and multiple partners. 

What I didn't get was you stated that although you are not looking for any specific race of men and that you have learned from your experience but yet felt the need to write an expose of a man who happens to be Nigerian.  You stated that this was your first "African" encounter, but is this your only experience with a black man in your 20 plus years of living?   Did you not have any negative experience with non-black men and created an expose on a public forum about them? 

You said that your boyfriend was a decorated Christian, (that's what we in the States call fake Christians or those who are Christians by necessity) and tote around religious phrases dousing people with urine holy water.  It doesn't make him a Christian and by the fruit he bears determine the sweetness or sourness of his feed.  Just remember even a wolf can imitate a sheep and you saw signs that weren't "sheep-like" and still maintained a relationship with him. 

You are responsible for who you bring into your life and what happens if the next man you meet and mistreats you, would you do an expose on him?   Would the title be, "My Experience with a Jewish Man"?

I am not by any means defending anyone, but I am an advocate of people being honest and truthful about the things they share on a public forum.  You are not required to expose your life on Nairaland for future reference.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]What questions?

People period are questionable.  So you make do with what you understand and let go of what you may never understand.

Frankly you're confused.  You can clearly see things that don't agree with you and all this 'goes to church with me thing' is just .  Just because you stand in a garage doesn't make you a car. . .  You think 'reality' but practice 'fantasy'. 

I hope in the end you actually found yourself.[/color]

You beat me to it again! Arrgh! I was going to say something similar to that but GBAM!

Hmm. Well at least he knocked off another item on his BEFORE I AM DEAD list.

MsDarkSkin:
[size=28pt]CONGRATULATIONS BIG BRO!!![/size] 

You're awesome, funny, real, down to Earth and as a result 1 of my 3 favorite male nlders!! 
you deserve it. 

*MBJ is one of the FEW nlders who has the ability to post and as a result leave me RE-thinking about and reflecting
on my views both on and offline. Don't know what it is but all I can say is the brother is DEEP!! 

He a'ight!

Congratulations_againMBJ! I ain't forgot about that cartoon you drew of you and Koyoke whooping my arse! You could at least combed my damn hair!

Some black men can rock that bald look but I have seen some black men with M[b]r. Potato head[/b] look.

I like Koyoke with dreadlocks and microbraids.

sauer:
t Nigeria's sick politicians and how they should be done away it. . . .isn't that a more pertinent issue?

Exactly!

!@$^&*(**&((*&^%$$#@!#

He loves it!

freecocoa:
O nwuru oku.

You don't like her human behaviors?does she have other behaviors that are not human?I'm lost but anyways you said we should advice you to quit or continue,so quit or continue its your call.

LMAO OP don suffer!

I was wondering the same thing and I was online looking for "human behaviors".

Are shitting, pissing, and vomiting considered human behaviors?

You are right, Inkie!_{Still LMAO@SAFO's blackmail message}


I know you are having fun tonight!

[size=55pt]Swallu is back! [/size]

Why you didn't post rest of the messages?

LMAO@SAFO keeping messages from May 2011

MsDarkSkin:
LMAO!! xD

[size=4pt]He MUST be a black guy.[/size] 

Exactly.

You get to play cops and robbers, WATER EDITION!   

Rent a casket and have her friend or family bring her to the "funeral home" and you jump out the casket saying, "Will you marry me"? You will get a yes, truss ma!

The girl isn't "white" and she looks better than the guy.  Just keeping it real.  


Psst OP_{the pix contradicts what you are saying.  If you are complaining about black men marrying UGLY white women, make sure the non-black woman isn't better looking than him.}  

OP

Did you forget to add why SOME Nigerian men and women always forming and pretending?  I know a few that keeps it real minus ignorant.

Kutey:
I won't even reply the post as its the usual bs but how has immigration in this country gone so out of hand?
I can understand typing mistakes but 'desent' instead of decent?
'no ofience' instead of no offence?ordersity instead of audacity, spagatti instead of spaghetti?
I mean really? Is this the best nigerian education can offer? I'm willing to bet this guy is typing from an internet cafe somewhere in lagos. Assh0le

oh, and wait someone is "proofing his point" ahahahah ah ah ah. Unbelievable

Don't pay THAT THANG no attention. He is strolling and baiting for a host.

LMAO@fake hair being ethnically specific    A celebrity said Kim Zolciak (white woman) looks like a monkey with wig.      She has a closet just for her dead people wigs!

That's like me saying ALL BLACK MEN ARE ENDOWED between the legs.  [size=55pt]NOT![/size]

Let's play the generalization game.   

MarcAnthon:


I'm not quite getting the BABE - Cork2059 connection. Thought it was Mr Cork, the blue-font comedian.

I don't think it is Babe, but I am sure it is someone from the YIM convention. The "newbie" seems to know his/her way around the threads.

Trying to incite JOBLESS drama=EPIC FAIL. LMAO@Ms. Darkskin needing my protection, from what I heard YIM convention been begging HER TO "soften her blows".

MBJ! How you know that isn't her real hair!

MsDarkSkin:
@topic: yes. it's true without a doubt.

inner beauty radiates and makes the most unattractive (by popular standard)
of people attractive. Take someone like the Notorious B.I.G for example. He was no
Taye Diggs or Shamar Moore BUT it was his personality that attracted beautiful women to
him before and after fame.

So someone like Kim Kardashian is beautiful no doubt but someone like the late singer Aaliyah
runs laps around Kim because she was beautiful and HUMBLE.

Just like Naomi Campbell and Carla Campbell. Naomi is in MY opinion a little better looking between the two
but her attitude STINKS unlike Carla and because of Naomi's attitude the beauty i once looked to as
inspiration is no more beautiful than the grinch LOL  .

When you know you are beautiful and all of that, YOU WOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO ADVERTISE or recruit fans.

I wonder what Kim looks like WITHOUT make-up.       Aaliyah was NATURALLY gorgeous and didn't need make-up and everything on her body was REAL even her hair.   

Eat that Mr. Cork.   

I am waiting by the back door.

MarcAnthon:

Mrs Chima is in the market for a second hubby?

Did I say I was? Read OP's question again and read it SLOWLY.

Freiburger:
OP so u took your precious time writing all these garbages just just to make a point. I rather get myself [b]a paid job [/b]instead of engaging in other ppl's personal problems.

You know that just too much like right! They need to develop a skill that is employable first before searching for a job. I hear you though!

Me too!

Swalluuuuuuuuuuuuu