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Mr. Cork

You said your Joystick was 17 inches long, why are your crotch area flat?   

Freesia:
Lmao
Get ready!! he will get back to you for asking him a question with another question

He is stealing kobos as we speak! He was busted stealing internet connection so his only option is cyber cafes.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=833197.msg9847100#msg9847100 date=1325042149]where are you folks getting these pictures from? [/quote]From their personal wedding album collection.

A dummy.

MarcAnthon:
^^^ And here I was thinking I threw him words of comfort . . .

You think you are slick.   

MarcAnthon:
. That has to be one of the funniest things I have read here in a while. Emmm bros, how come you haven't learnt anything from the 1st or 2nd time it happened? So many times? na wa o!

Just rub it in would ya.

Op

The football player is Igbo?  Some people said he is mixed.  Interesting.  He is cute.   

Repubocrat:
How is Corporate America desecrating Africa?

Research.

i see why!

I thought I was going to read a thread about a woman hiding in a closet from OP.

My bad! So what if she is gay? What's with you?

MsDarkSkin:
beautiful profile picture.
love seeing black love. 

@ title "Copycat"

He held her hostage. She was doing the "Help me" look. Girl! Copycat? What was he doing?

The Igbo men in the kitchen are deliciously cute.  

You should see young Igbo men in the States.  

Chiori:
Elephant don finish for my village? Instead of Oyibo elephant, I go just enter Calabar or Warri pick one fat Mama-Put. At least she go sweet to hammer.
@Mrs, Chima, did your Nigerian e[b]x give you fermented sperm[/b] to drink before leaving you? I can see you're still hanged over three decades after.
The guy must have hooked up with her as a plea bargain for her not to testify against him in court. Am sure she is Mrs, Chima's sister,  or Mrs, Chima herself.

[s]You should be embarrassed your wedding picture floating around online.   You looks hungry and she looks full.    Did your ex- Yankee wife DEPORTED you after you stole her bucket of chicken? [/s] 

Wait a minute!  What heterosexual male talks about ANOTHER MAN'S private parts and bodily fluids? Oh duh! Homosexual men!

Another username NO NAME Joystick in the booty gey manbitch?   

Flirting isn't a big deal because you can flirt with someone without having any intentions of doing anything with them. Flirting is an ice breaker and quick way to bond with the individual.

If you have a crush on someone then you are not flirting, you are professing. Big difference.

MRbrownJAY:
how could ANYONE know why he was kneeling in front of her? if you are so interested , you should have asked them.

it could be:
- he was a thief that got caught and was begging her for forgiveness.
- he was her driver begging to get his job back, after being fired.
- he was her father begging for forgiveness after abandoning her as a child.
the reasons are ENDLESS, duh!

Arggggh! Get out of my mind MBJ! I was gon ask did she caught him fucking her housemaids? But yours sound less harsh.

Hypothetically speaking,

His beautiful mind and pure heart because if his heart stops beating, I would have to bury him.

MsDarkSkin:
LOL.
speaking of nutriders, i wonder where is CAN TELL.   

Weezy is ugly! Oooh lawd! I had to pretend he was Tyson Beckford just to watch the video!

MsDarkSkin:


swallu is on a mission.
sounds like a man scorned! some yankee/American
babe ferked him up!

I dedicated Birdman Featuring Nicky Minaj "Y.U. Mad" song to Swallu and Nutriders.

Repubocrat:
Please elaborate.

It was self explanatory. It means Corporate America isn't the only country raping Africa.

Corporate America is one of the countries that are raping Africa.

So where are the uncivilized muslims?

Orikinla:
Dear Poster,
Moreover, how many Nigerian men have you met in your young life?
Even if you are a commercial sex worker, you would not have met more than 1000 different Nigerian men so far.

T[b]here are more beautiful and wonderful Nigerian men than Nigerian women and they have been humble enough to even date Nigerian women who are in most cases ARE SHORT, WITH FUNNY LEGS, AND POOR VA-GI-NAL HYGIENE.[/b]

My legs alone will come out tops in a beauty contest with Nigerian women.

I only come online to tease them on Nairaland, because I don't give them the opportunity on  [

Are you high on taba and chocolate spreads?  There are more beautiful Nigerian men than Nigerian women?  Where?  New Nigeria?   

MsDarkSkin:
mscheww!!

please!! no offence but not all Nigerian woman are dime pieces and yet a lot of them STILL
don't have her problem, so looks don't mean shiet!! 

Exactly!  Halle Berry looks better than MAJORITY of the women around the world and SHE BEEN CHEATED ON by husband, fiance, and boyfriend.     If "pretty girls/women" are what kept a man from cheating many of these scorned and bitter chicks wouldn't deport, kick out, nor divorce their cheating dogs.  

lagcity:
what's the meaning of all these, Mrs chima? I pay the bills, I take care of you. It is all over. To God who made me, she's my customer

(throws bloody tampons at Lagcity)

It is not a life or death requirement to take someone's surname. You can keep yours or change it. Your life has nothing to do with us.

Last time I have checked women who have kept their maiden name are still alive and happily married.

dabrake:
Na how una think say dis expired, patience jonathan wannabee girl think say she go fit gain attention here if she no open this kain thread? Una no decode sey she dey vex unto say pendo89, freecocoa, natasha, BABE, idowuogbo, mzdarkskin, inked nerd, goldieluks, rokiatu, dyt, . . . don take attention from im head? Sotey even ileke idi and mrs chima sef get admirers/stalkers pass this poster. Abeg op, go MFM make them go organise ogbonge fasting and prayer, deliver am from 'disnoticement' spirit

Aww. You missed me huh?