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Hey sugas!

El Guapo:
For your Bedtime heroics sake, u would

Nay i was just asking

Somebody help! Not you Dsense!

kokoye:
. . and that letter was hand-written in 2010 . . .not sure if and when it was delivered.

I wasn't referring to the letter.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=66950.msg8430707#msg8430707 date=1306896413]Ehen! Lord_reed is mine ooo! [/quote]May the juiciest toto wins, I mean steaks.

kokoye:
I was on a public bus several years ago on my way to school and i sat beside this really cute chic. We didnt talk and were obviously posing for each other. So you can imagine how much it took for her to tell the driver to pull over . .without saying why.  The bus stopped and the girl jumped out of the bus, dhasing into the bush. No toilet roll, pass . . nothing!  She returned after a few minutes, sweating - I'm sure she wiped herself with leaves.  She entered the bus just slept off with relief. 

If you saw the girl you wouldnt believe she even visits the toilet . . she looked like an angel.  The thing grabbed her and she took the dung inside the bush with no toilet roll or water!! 


Bottomline, when the thing grabs you, you really dont care who's looking or where you are.

The morale of the story is: When you got to shit, you got to shit.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=679534.msg8428790#msg8428790 date=1306866597]^^^ . . . .Yaba left patients on vacation today (i guess) [/quote]Yeah and they let your nut gargling arse use the office computer!

My beloved crushes:

Grandaddies Crush- Koyoke and Jaybee 

My female lovers- Wifey Rokiatu, Outtie 3, and Hottie Tima 

My male lovers- Outtie 2, Lord Reed (back off Ms. Potato ), and Mr. Chima 

J12:
Thanks. She reminds me of you.

Is that what you told your mother?

[size=44pt]SHE DO NOT WANT YOU.[/size]

I see manbitches circling.

If you mofos can create threads about Nigerian or African women being ugly or need to look natural then Hottie Tima can create threads about Ugly men and how to fix your chiclets (teeth).

What is good for the GOOSE is also good for the GANDER.

By the confession of the ladyfolks, they have complained their men passed their shytty loaded pants to them for washing. I have simply advised the ladyfolks to BURN THEM BITCHES.

THAT SOME NASSY SHIT.

What will I get in return?

I am now accepting applications for those who wishes to be gay.

You don't wanna know.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]He sounds shady. [/color]

(purring against Iice's legs) See I stayed on topic! Shady isn't even the right word!

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066bb]Saved! [/color]

You just lost your bag of original skittles!

OP,

It is not rocket scientist and the only difference is your partner will not want meat in their diet. It is not that complicated and I wouldn't have a problem if my husband didn't want to eat meat.

No big deal.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=37160.msg8422067#msg8422067 date=1306782862]The poster's assertion is somewhat spurious, while there are obvious issues with those living abroad, the number of marriages breaking up in Nigeria is equally on the rise. I guess the fact that most of those in Nigeria don't actually divorce the woman but merely move on to another woman sort of hides the true pic.[/quote]If I live in a country where divorce is not favorable for women I would too not even attempt to divorce a man that is no good. I am assuming people divorce because of infidelity, differences, and mutual agreement. I am not saying that every men are no good the same goes for the woman. However, divorce in America is favorable toward women in order words women get half of EVERYTHING including custody of children sometimes full custody.

And the fact that African couples who are married to each other comes abroad for a period of time and then filed for divorce because of 1, 2, and 3 solidifies my claim about divorce favoritism.

A spade is a spade is a spade.

Ms. Potato

Aww. Keep your head up and you will be okay.

If they are trying to get their Green card, Red card, Blue card, and Brown card they would have to be EXTRA NICE, LOVING, SUBMISSIVE, TELL HER ANYTHING SHE WANTS TO HEAR, and NOT Bleep UP UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.

martyns303:
And about my foto, i cherish it, cos it was taken by my lil sis, and so the ''expression''. And about my shirt, what do u expect? I was just at home. U want me to be all dressed up at home? If u want to see a polished side of me let me know. your poster friend is all dressed not me.

Po baby. You took a licking and kept on ticking. I will give it to you though. But you know you got your arse whopped good.

Before lil sis take your next picture make sure you don't smile and put your hands in your pocket. Wear a black shirt, you can never go wrong with a dark shirt.

martyns303:
I recognize am not prince charming, .

You damn skippy!  Nothing charming about those Lord of the Ring fingers and Murtala Muhummed International Airport pay as you go parking spaces in your mouth! 

Let me help you out Negro. If you sell 25 of those spaces in your mouth for N5 and 50 kobo EACH you will have enough to wash that shirt with some good washing powder.

They like those girls with blond hair, pale skin, and Star Trek colored eyes looking like a super sized bag of decomposed skin.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066bb] thanks!!! Chima will pay for the shipping!   [/color]

I saw what you said about me being Mrs. Amefi.  Make sure you do not go near the KKK ooo

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=678177.msg8417937#msg8417937 date=1306731224]ROFTLMAOOOOO!!!
CHEI! I've dead!

**In british accent** Mrs ChYma and Sexyleamon , y'all went really hard.

Advice for my guy is just keep shut! No remedy! ---lmao[/quote]Girl!  When it comes to low blows and joneing (cracking disses at people) I am lethal.  I try to keep my fingers and mouth quiet but when I see people throwing rocks it is over.

(sits on my feminist throne)  


Who run this mutha?  Girls!
Who run this mutha?  Girls!

Who run the world?  Girls!  
Who run the world?  Girls!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Somebody post Bey's Run the world, Girls video.  Thanks!  

A medicated douche.

Soak his nuts in some bleach and Tide.

sexyLeamon:
Gbam! I thought I was going to see some john abraham lookalike in his profile picture only to see a face only a mother can love. Somone need to slap em ugly guys thinking they are all that and I wouldn't mind volunteering.

He is not exactly what I call fione. But I have seen worst on this site. Ooh lawd!