₦airaland Forum

martyns303:
''Down there'' u actually think every1 living in Nigeria is poor? U should be ashamed of urself painting your Home Country in such light. But just to clear u up, your perception is not just wrong but naive. I school in Nigeria, my family is in Nigeria, our source of livelihood is in Nigeria, so i don't have any reason to relocate. However i travel more often than u visit your country. I've never visited Australia. Am not trynna blow my trumpet, but since its showing off season. Last month i was at clinton's avenue, brooklyn, new york. Next month am still going to the US, spend 3 months there. Then move to SA where i intend attending an 11 months Aviation training (am defering a session at school). So keep your ''self-filled'' to urself cos u can't measure up.

Did your dentist go on a long sabbatical?     I saw more parking spaces than I saw teeth in your mouth.   You was talking about Hottie's shoes but her toes doesn't look like your fingers.  Your fingers looks like it been playing in some toxic acid asses.  

May the KKK violate you oooo.

I want a remote that has KEEP A JOB and NO INSECURITIES.

No. My range is five years under or more. I am not into babysitting nor being a nursing home technician.

[size=44pt]PKMA [/size]

[quote author=tea_baby1 link=topic=678161.msg8417418#msg8417418 date=1306713847]@ Mrs. Chima I'm sorry for the typo I'm using my IPhone. I meant to type in thanks for your detailed message not your derailing message. Again sorry for the typo I really appreciate your advice. Thanks hun![/quote]Lol. It is cool. For once I stayed on topic! If anybody saved this text, I will deny it!

You are welcome.

Yeah. I wonder what happened to her.

You dug for this thread huh sis? Yeah, I wondered what happened to her too.

(wiping blood from my whip)

Dyt:
Op cool down
stop shoutin abeg
y nt let your feelin or your tots burry inside your dumb mind
n all oda silly responses 2
mk una all jst shut d heck up jare
wats it wit even dese NL guys sef
well in a case of boredom n immaturity u get c most jacks arnd
nonsense

toyemz:
I know this to be true
when guys come on line dissing girls
and claiming that they are the tom cruises of love or s3,x
it means that they are not getting any and are just taking their frustrations out on line

Really if you guys are so fed up with bleeping girls
turn to each other and begin to bleep one another
that should give you a more satisfying experience okay?

You poor man. Oh, no pun intended.

Hmm. I tired to copy and paste the advertising link below with the image to show what appears after you posted the cookie thread. An advertisement about computer classes showed up.

amefi:
Put up your pic or inbox me on ameduf@hotmail.co.uk. I really nid to c hw beautiful u r. Cheers.

Aww. Wifey is not beautiful enough for you huh? You need me to wire you some money for an ashyho?

amefi:
my emphasis was on d chick u married

I didn't know if you was married or not for real.  But you confirmed it and ff it wasn't true your reaction would have been different.  

I was told most Nigerian men do not fornicate and get married because they are cultured and refined unlike the "West".  

amefi:
Who has been leaking my secrets to u? Wait a minute, Mzd, whr r u?

So it is true huh? Thanks for confirming.

amefi:
How much do u worth nw?

More than you paid that chick you married.

Hmm.

I know I am not the only one that see those strange advertising links at the bottom of the site screen after posting or responding to a comment. 

One time I responded to someone who mentioned something about short manlinesses.  Why did an advertising link appears asking if I am interested in a penile implant?  WTF? 

One time I wrote to Mr. Cock about looking like Shrek begging for punny,  an advertising link appears at the time about an upcoming movie, Shrek 3. 

What are some of the strange Nairaland advertising links that made you say, "WTF"?

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066bb]^^ LMAO ^^

Chima tell me why that person's picture was the first thing I thought of when I read what you just posted? 


@the poster sorry for derailing your thread sweet heart. let me just say that i think you should take it easy with this guy.
Any one that can use another person is not necessarily someone that i'd trust my heart with even if it were a mutual
agreement (marriage for status). i can guarantee s3x was involved or feelings on one or both parties. it may not be the case but if i were you
i would make sure he is with me FOR ME before we take it to the next level.[/color]

His picture online?

Why after I responded to Mz. Darkskin and a link on the bottom of the site in bold print, "If you are scheduled for deportation, go to www.deportationprevention.com  WTF.   

Is that link for real?   

Seun, who do you have as your advertisers because some of these advertisers need their arses whooped.   


Good thinking Tea Baby. You deserve someone that is not attached and has no baggage. A good man will come your way and you just have to be patient. Good things comes to those who wait on God.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]LOL! Come on sis! Now you know! [/color]

[size=2pt]I been knew that. [/size]

You are so wrong!

MzDarkSkin:
[color=indigo]@poster is his name [size=3pt]Amefi[/size]? looooooooooooooooooooooool![/color]

You got that right!

Mz. Darkskin!

One more thing Tea Baby, if he applies for citizenship after his five years of "probation" and goes before his interview with the Immies the "missing" woman must show up as well. One of the questions the interviewer would ask why did you filed for divorce only after five years and he better have a legitimate reason to avoid denial. Do you want to take a risk on a man that can potentially be deported?

In America, divorce decrees are not given out like breast milk to babies. It is faster to get married but slow to get divorced. It may take years before he will see a divorce decree lawyer or not.

You also said that you have obtained your citizenship recently, take heed baby girl. I wonder if he asked before you was naturalized or after. Hmm.

amefi:
<<<<<< Mrs. Chima broke Mr. Cork's heart bc of Amefi.>>>>>>>>>

Can I pay you to go away?

Atreides:
Here's another question for ya:
You said you've known him for a year+ and dated him for 3 months,and during that time you didn't know he was married at all,not to talk of being in a contract marriage.

Here's another question, if he could lie to you about something so fundamental for OVER A YEAR,then how on earth can you believe ANYTHING he says?

Did you have any idea/did you in any way suspect that he was married during that time period?
If you didn't,then you have to ask yourself;
If he SUCCESSFULLY (yes successfully because you had no idea-that's if you didn't sha) lied to you for OVER A YEAR ,how do you know he's not lieing now?

Do you honestly want to be in a relationship with someone who's SUCH A GOOD liar?
The ball is in your court.

P.s-I'm not really familiar with all the teeny details of contract marriages and obtaining papers,but isn't a contract marriage supposed to last a year in the states?
Hasn't it been more than a year(april 10 to may 11?)
Or did he marry her after he met you?

Depending on what type of visa he obtained.  "Green card" is a permie resident card and social security card is a citizenship card.  He would have to maintain his GREEN CARD for five years before he can apply for citizenship and as long as he is a permie he can be deported if the government chooses to do so. He will continue to commit adultery until it is time for him to use his "lawyer" skills for his benefit.

Here is the link.  http://www.visaus.com/citizen.html

[quote author=tea_baby1 link=topic=678161.msg8415617#msg8415617 date=1306688653]Thank you so much for your quick and derailed reply. To answer your questions, no it's not a long distance relationship. He lives about 10 miles away from me. I'm always at his house. He works 70 hours a week. He is able to leave me alone in his apartment until I'm ready to leave. There is no sign if a woman around. He has introduced me to his older brother friends and some of his other close relatives. He tells me that the person he married for papers has a child by someone else and that she has a boyfriend. He says that he can't be with a woman who has a child by someone else, he wants to avoid baby daddy drama. I met his older brother when he came to visit my boyfriends home. As a older wiser man I would think that he would not be happy to see me or welcome me as he did if his little brother, my boyfriend was married,  Right? This guys is nice caring, he seems to be honest enough to even tell me when he did not have to even say a word. From what my eyes can see he is not in a relationship with this girl, now what he does with his cell phone is a different story. Many people do marry for papers to be able to stay in the country . Perhaps its a survival thing. Do I count all the good things about him or hang onto this one negative aspect of his life? Do I stay or do I go?[/quote]By all means, I am not judging him or you.  I am just pointing out some things that you have shared.  On the papers thing, (edited for peace sake) I am going to leave that one alone because I do not want people to get offended and start writing rambling arse posts.  

Refer to the red bold.

By your own admission, the man is MARRIED regardless if you do not see a woman walking around HIS HOUSE and on HIS BED.  You are committing fornication and he is committing adultery.  Period.

Refer to the green bold.

To me that sound like there were a business contract between the two.  He knew she had a child and a boyfriend before he married her.  As long as there were payments, the woman didn't care who he slept with or where he stayed because there were NO LOVE in it.  I am sure he knew of the stipulations before the marriage.  If he was honest like you say he was then he would have told you the TRUTH upfront instead of concocted bullshit.  

Of course, he will not be with a woman he doesn't love and raise a child by another man.   DUH.  

Refer to the brown bold.

Do you really know if this "older brother" is his blood relative?  I am sure he was in on it too. Let me break this down for you baby girl, a man of character and morality will not knowingly condone such behavior especially if he is religious.  Real talk.  The REAL Nigerians and Africans on my side of the world take MARRIAGE extremely serious.  Let a family member see their married relative with someone that is not their spouse and see what happens.  Those "family meetings" are something you do not want to participate in.  I am just saying.  

My question to you is, how would you feel knowingly sleeping with a married man who married someone for papers if he told another chick the same thing about you?  Surely, you are not that desperate you are settling for someone's sloppy seconds.  Right?  

If you decides to stay with him and eventually he get his divorce papers.  You better pray that karma doesn't bite you squarely in the arse.  What goes around does comes back around.  

[size=22pt]Damn. Well said my child. [/size]

Hmm.

[size=44pt]Hrik Rohan [/size]

Hotie Tima:
tell me about it man, losers

huni the name is hrithik roshan don't get my man name wrong

Miss thang, you better be glad I picked his name! bleeped up and all!!