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FoodRe: If You Were Offered #2M Cash To Eat One Of These Meals, Will You? (Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:32am On Sep 21, 2020
maiiilooo:
Broda shaggi go say "just gemme 2.5k" grin
Wahala

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FoodRe: If You Were Offered #2M Cash To Eat One Of These Meals, Will You? (Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:42am On Sep 21, 2020
judgementyard:
If it's on dollars yeah
Naira nko? cheesy


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FoodRe: If You Were Offered #2M Cash To Eat One Of These Meals, Will You? (Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:18am On Sep 21, 2020
Cod's Sperm

FoodIf You Were Offered #2M Cash To Eat One Of These Meals, Will You? (Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:15am On Sep 21, 2020
If you were offered 2 million cash to eat one of these meals, which one would you choose?

When we consider the diversity of culture and people on this planet, we cannot help but say that planet Earth is indeed a crazy planet. Sometimes, you discover some cultures that is just too weird for you to handle. It's because of Earth's diversity that you consider somethings exotic.

Food is an important element of a particular culture. Many cultures have their own distinct food and most of them are just too strange for an outsider to eat. It is this weird food that we are going to be looking at in this article.

Of course, we are very certain that you wouldn't eat them but if you were offered all of them, which one would you choose?

1. Puffer fish

Do we have any animal enthusiast reading this? Yes? If so, then you must be aware of how poisonous a puffer fish is. The animal is named so because it would suck in water and inflate like a ball. Animals that do eat the pufferfish end up dying a painful death.

Despite this deadly reputation, the pufferfish is actually a delicacy in Japan. Japan is a South East Asia country. The consumption of this fish is very risky as if it is not cooked properly, it could lead to death of the consumer. For this reason, only highly trained chefs are allowed to cook a dish made from pufferfish.

Would you put your life on the line if you were offered this food?

2. Casu Marzu

They don't call it Cazu Marzu for nothing. Just kidding, I don't know why they call it that but what I know about this odd looking food is that it is made from Cheese. That doesn't sound so bad, does it? Well, that is until you hear that inside the cheese are live maggots. I know how I feel when I see maggots but to imagine eating it, I will rather jump on a moving train.

The lovers of this dish claim that the maggots give the meal a special flavour. Well, would you eat it?

3. Tuna eyeball

A tuna is a very big fish. Actually, it is one of the fastest fish in the sea and that is not an exaggeration. A tuna's eyeball is what is used to prepare the dish you see below.

If you were offered this food, would you eat it?

4. Snake wine

Although we termed this compilation around food, we just couldn't resist adding this beverage to the list. It is just too bizzard to ignore.

Snake wine is made by adding venomous (or poisonous) snakes to ethanol. Ethanol is just a name we scientists love to call alcohol. Normally, the venom of these snakes would kill you but strangely, those who consume snake wine don't die. Why is this? It is simple, the ethanol neutralizes the poison and makes the wine safe to drink.

So, would you drink this if you were offered?

5. Cod’s sperm

As it goes with listicles, the best is usually the last. Also from South Asian country, Japan, this bizarre dish actually looks more delicious than it looks. Lovers of this fish testified to it's unique creamy taste. I'm not sure what Nigerians or Africans would think of that. Would you eat it?

Now let me ask this question: if you were offered all of these food at once, which one would you choose to eat?


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RomanceRe: 7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:06am On Sep 21, 2020
internationalman:
I can't forget the day my Igbo babe told me thank you as i was ramming my 8inches rod into her.. On hearing that thank you, my preek that was about to lose the contest all of a sudden stood at attention again.

Most times a man's performance is directly proportional to the spices a woman brings in.

Those catch phrases women use out of sweet sensation during sex can make a dilapidated preek erect and stand firm with strong foundation
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RomanceRe: 7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:04am On Sep 21, 2020
GreaterFuture1:
It's a LIE, LIES! everything you wrote are LIES!
Statements I like to hear when in Bed include but not limited to:
I will give you my RAV4 Jeep Baby smiley
I will bring Fried plantain and Beans for you
Thank you dear, ah hmmmn, put your account Number in my message draft First kiss
Do you still want me to buy us that Land?
I will tell my daddy about your Plans embarassed
Don't worry about anything, I will ask my Elder Brother for the Money you hear
I will do transfer in the Morning, don't worry about paying back
Come to The estate next week and Carry The Corolla and just be managing that one for now, Even if it's just for Uber embarassed
Don't worry... My Mummy's elder Brother will help us get the Resident VISA
Babes just come to bed, my uncle knows many people at Apapa, he will Help you get enough Tippers and Trailers


Ehen! You know stuffs along that line... Yeah, That turns me on.
Go and look for a sugar mummy undecided




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RomanceRe: 7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:37pm On Sep 20, 2020
Nehmaar:
IF YOU ARE IN PORTHARCOURT AND YOU
What is all this na? Carry your wahala go business section jare. angry


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RomanceRe: 7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:35pm On Sep 20, 2020
HomerTimpson:
a bird in hand is better than 10 that is in the bush
You are talking the rubbish
You are talking in the something that is not making a sense.
Receive sense bro. undecided

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RomanceRe: 7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2020
HomerTimpson:
OK fork me for reading this undecided
Why? undecided

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Romance7 Phrases That Men Love To Hear In Bed by MrTAnonymous(op):
You would all agree that women can be very vocal in bed. Even more so than men which isn’t a bad thing. Even though a woman’s body language can tell a guy how much she wants him, a verbal declaration can a long way to arouse him more. If so, here are 7 of the hottest things you can possibly say to turn them on.

READY FOR ROUND TWO

Sometimes the s3x can be so good that you want to go for more and your man certainly won't mind. So, guys, when your woman wants round two, you give her what she wants and you give it to her good. Nothing makes men feel better than making a woman orgasm, especially when it's more than once.

SPANK ME

Getting a nice slap across the a$$ during s3x might sound kind of kinky, but you might end up enjoying it just as much as he does. According to most guys there is nothing s3xier than when he is doing it doggy-style and the woman asks him to give her a couple spanks.


DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME

Guys love the freedom to take charge and the surprise factor can be a major turn-on for a woman too. Men love it when a woman gives them complete control. It really turns them on and when that happens, you can expect to end up against the wall or on a table.

TOUCH ME RIGHT THERE

After years together, both of you are familiar with each other's body, but a little verbal reminder of what pushes you over the edge is helpful from time. Exploring new touches and sensations can make s3x more exciting.

I WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH

Most men love it when a woman wants to give them a bl0w j0b. When a woman says she wants to, it makes them feel like they can really let go. Focusing on how happy your guy gets makes a bl0w j0b feel less like a job, and can also enhance your pleasure. Showing enthusiasm is a huge turn-on for a guy and the more turned on he gets, the more confident and masterful you would feel.


I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMELL

I know this may sound gross, but hear me out. When you tell your man, you like the way he smells, even when he’s sweaty, it makes him feel really manly. You also feel like it's hot. Scent is so intimate, especially when you're naked. S3x is all about senses, and letting your man know the ways he gets you going would help put you both in the mood. He also may not realize how much his scent turns you on, and clueing him in is a good reminder of the animal magnetism you have for each other.


MOANING, PANTING OR YELLING

Name calling can be fun, especially during role play. Spoiler alert: Some men like to be called names during s3x, so get Ms. Nasty on him. Loosen your hair, and give your guy the verbal ride he's been dying for. If you're new to the name-calling game, remember that it's more about trust and intimacy than the actual name-calling. You're building a world meant only for the two of you.

Guys, what do you feel?



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PoliticsRe: Edo Election: INEC Official Shot, Another Injured In Etsako Central by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:54pm On Sep 20, 2020
And someone posted a topic that is currently on the front page that "Edo election was peaceful"

Yeye dey smell. Mtcheew
Peaceful my foot.

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PoliticsRe: Edo: What Caused The Peaceful Outcome Of The Election & Federal Might Absence? by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:52pm On Sep 20, 2020
Who told you that the election was peaceful? undecided

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CrimeRe: I Have Just N443 In My Bank Account - Kingtblakhoc Cries Out After Bail by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:41pm On Sep 20, 2020
I thought he had money na. You mean with all the flashy life he was living, he has no investments?!

Wahala dey ooo grin grin grin

The Gods must be crazy! grin grin grin

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PropertiesRe: Shopping Complex On Fire At Totoro In Abeokuta, Ogun State (Pictures) by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:34pm On Sep 20, 2020
Fire everywhere
Bad news everyday
May God save us all. embarassed

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PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu Complained About Wike In Edo: What Is Governor Of Rivers Doing In Edo? by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2020
What is Gandollar doing in Edo State too? undecided

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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbians Wed - Photos From The Wedding Ceremony (see Here) by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:44pm On Sep 20, 2020
I don't see nothing bad in people engaging in whatever sexuality they like as long as they don't trespass other people's right.

This homosexuality shouldn't even be a topic for debate in Africa, we have other things to talk about, no roads, no electricity, bad leadership, unemployment rate on the rise, corruption etc and we want to talk about homosexuality?!

Africa Wise up undecided

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PoliticsRe: Akeredolu’s Son, Babajide To Sue Agboola Ajayi Over Allegation Against Him by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:38pm On Sep 20, 2020
Nigeria jagajaga
Everything scatter scatter
Poor man dey suffer suffer
Gbosa, gbosa, gun shot inna di air

embarassed


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PoliticsRe: Consumers To Pay Full Electricity Rates From July 2021 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:36pm On Sep 20, 2020
Stupid leaders, foolish masses, crazy country angry embarassed

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SportsRe: The New Super Eagles And Super Falcons Jerseys by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:27pm On Sep 20, 2020
I love this jersey. kiss

I just hope you won't flop with this new jersey. cheesy grin

Best of luck.

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Christianity EtcRe: Run Very Far Away From These Three Types Of Churches, They're Not Godly by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:09pm On Sep 20, 2020
CodeTemplar:
Where did I say you said the bold? You should read and comprehend things before attacking as I doubt you will be willing to admit errors openly.
Your initial post didn't correlate with the topic undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:05pm On Sep 20, 2020
Chelsea to win.

Liverpool fans can go and touch a live transformer

Blues for life!

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CrimeRe: Landlord Set Tenant On Fire Over N11,000 Rent In Calabar (Disturbing Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:59pm On Sep 20, 2020
hollah124:
[s][/s]
undecided

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RomanceRe: Are These Signs Worth Ignoring? by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:55pm On Sep 20, 2020
ebijimi7:
no bro I meant loan for the house I was building
Oh okay, but for real you should leave the girl. From your story the girl still needs to grow and it is not your fault that she is acting that way, she hasn't evolved. She doesn't have your interest at heart, I don't think she is emotionally involved as you are and to make it worst she knows your weakness, she knows you can't leave her embarassed

Better grab your stuffs and leave her alone before it is too late to mend.

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RomanceRe: Are These Signs Worth Ignoring? by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:50pm On Sep 20, 2020
ebijimi7:
Yet I find it difficult to make love to her she always gives me though time even place me on condition at times I can't tell her my pains to her because she judge me so quick and doesn't know how to encourage someone
How old are you? angry

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TravelRe: Update On Third Mainland Bridge Repairs (Week 9) by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:46pm On Sep 20, 2020
Okay, next news please undecided

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Christianity EtcRe: Run Very Far Away From These Three Types Of Churches, They're Not Godly by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2020
CodeTemplar:
hmmm....

prosperity isn't of the devil. a lot of people have erroneously equated prosperity to money/wealth and concluded within them that since many bad people have money, wealth/money is of the devil. That can't be further from the truth.
God wants us to prosper bodily, spiritually and in our souls. In fact salvation and repentance are forms of prosperity. they are spiritual prosperity.
What are you saying?

Where in my post did I mention that prosperity is from the Devil? undecided

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Christianity EtcRe: Run Very Far Away From These Three Types Of Churches, They're Not Godly by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:43pm On Sep 20, 2020
mu2sa2:
Ogbeni, name a single church where things aren't the order of the day?
Almost all Churches are practicing these things. Reason why a lot of christians are turning to atheists.

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RomanceRe: Are These Signs Worth Ignoring? by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:35pm On Sep 20, 2020
ebijimi7:
Soi forgives her and we continued dating
Then she did something annoying that I can take my mind of she fell ill and needed money to treat herself although she is working now so she had over 100k in her account and I asked her to take from her savings and take care of herself despite the discomfort she refused to take she said she doesn't want to touch the money because its for school so I. Was annoyed that t could you not take care of yourself not even me this time so I borrowed money and send to her before she wound herself for my neck then when she recovered I told her that if you die tiday that no eh in your account that you don't want to touch its the bank officials that would enjoy that money you don't take life serious at all
Another thing she did was her hair her hair looked unkept so I used money for my building project I've collected loan too so I was broke then I asked her that she should make her hair foe like 3 months my gf left her hair like that she when j challenged her again she said since I refuse to pay fir the hair she would leave it like that I'm the one that will be ashamed of her not her this statement broke me and was then I questioned her that why is she always expecting me to do everything for her Atleast she is working I'm not asking her to spend on me she should Atleast do things on her own once in a while that would have shown that she wants to do too but she can't do much instead on saying I should do everything for her
Another thing is that she has never cooked for me before neither has she washed my clothes but the day I asked her why don't you want to do these she said she can't do it because I've not paid her bride price she can never do that, I thought she was joking then one weekend she cane around I was washing she sat beside me she didn't even say anything like to assist me in washing neighbors were like what type of wife are you you can't even assist your bf in washing his clothes she went inside my room and I intentionally left my room scattered she went inside and slept on my bed unkept when I finished washing I had to come inside my room and tidy up everywhere on my own again she didn't even say let us do it together I felt bad that and is this who I want to marry she??
If your story is true, alaye free her. Why use loan money to finance a girl that is already showing you signs of golddigging, eh? undecided

E be like say bomb sef dey una head, we don't want to hear your story again, case closed. And please reedit your post, too many grammatical errors.

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CultureRe: Emir Of Zazzau, Shehu Idris, Dies At 84 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:48pm On Sep 20, 2020
RIP

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Christianity EtcRun Very Far Away From These Three Types Of Churches, They're Not Godly by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2020
Run Very Far Away From These Three Types Of Churches, They're Not Godly

Christians go to church to give their God the worship he deserves and to also learn the mysteries of the bible, but alot of people are being misled by false prophets and teachers in the church.

Please, if you find yourself in any of these three types of churches you'll be seeing below, quickly run away for your dear life.

1. Where you pay money to recieve counseling



Jesus Christ is the one every Christian look up to, he never collected money from anyone he ever counseled, but some false men of God who has turned the church into a business would ask you to pay some amount of money before you can see them for counseling, they're money mongers and they have no place in Christ. Run Away from such churches so they don't mislead you.

2. Where the pastor encourages other people to leave their churches and attend his own



A true man of God would never encourage other Christians to leave their churches and attend his own for them to get their miracles, he would always tell them to follow the teachings of the bible no matter the church they worship in, but fake pastors who use Juju powers to perform cheap tricks would always encourage people to run into their churches for miracles, they would even go as far as calling other pastors powerless, please run away from such churches before you go astray.

3. A church where they hardly preach about the coming of Christ and repentance but they always talk about prosperity



A church that's after money would hardly preach about the coming of Christ and salvation, the main reason why we go to church is to be prepared for rapture, but many evil pastors would rather talk more about prosperity and seed sowing than Christ and repentance.

Always remember, your soul is more important to God than your prosperity.


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