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 Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:28am On Nov 09, 2013 |
An old farmer wrote 2 his son in prison. Dis year I wont b able 2 plant potatoes cos I can't dig the field, I knw if u wer here u would help me. D son wrote back, Dad, dont even think of diggin d field cos dat's where I buried d money I stole. The Police read d letter & d next day d whole field was dug by police lookin 4 d money but nothin was found. D following day the son wrote again, Now plant ur potatoes, Dad..It's the best I can do frm here...!  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys,is There Any Thing Wrong For Your Woman To Get Multiple Ear Piercings? by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:16am On Nov 09, 2013 |
I don't like it;don't know of others though. #My opinion# 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Bet You This Joke Is Too Funny, KAI!! 18+ by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:56pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: come on leave my thread ASAP!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:34pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
dolly dolly: @ mr op, having two monikers will not help u win this one. 2 type with one n support with the other really sounds desperate.Can you please point out my other moniker,but if you can't,it means you were either asleep or you were high on MJ when you wrote that post! meaningless post 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Italy - International Friendly: (2 - 2) On 18th November 2013 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
I pray we win!!! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 10:41pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
aManFromMars: Are you well? To bend and pray to a dead man, really?Double GBAM |
| Nairaland General › Re: Good Bye Nairaland. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:23am On Nov 04, 2013 |
adaobi123: Before you leave can we see what mr cork looks like ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:19pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
anthoniosp: jesus wasnt ......... wait am an xtian. hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....dat means free blessings..wealth..knowlegde wisdom and understand..wats more securitu tor bad gan...ah ah as if it is not enough eternal life after this earth.. call it brain wash ..i like it that way..lollz ... so wia dat atheist dey?? oga u dey envy like die.. or port to good connection oohPointless |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:43pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Queenyprinxex: smhIs that all you've gat  Is that how you want to defend your god  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:40pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Bimfo: Tunde!!! Let me tell u sumtin, A gay friend would always ave a female friend but will not in any way, show her the smallest iota of Affection..I think you got that wrong,some gays still have sex with their opposite,I have couples of gay friends,who still go for the opposite sex seldomly,if you have gay friends,just try and bring up that topic. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:47am On Nov 03, 2013 |
Bimfo: because he had 12 Disciples, U are saying he is Gay... No p... But I thinkSome gays still has affection for the opposite sex,go and ask any gay friend. you said he was alone with the samaritan woman?gays speak to women,so what is the big deal 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:26am On Nov 03, 2013 |
emmysenior: If you want to come out, then do it clean and tell the whole world that you re a gay, instead of being silly.I'm so sorry to disappoint you sir,coz I'm not gay.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Bin Gbagbo by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:32am On Nov 03, 2013 |
Bin Gbagbo,happy birthday to you,wishing you long life and prosperity *Abeg reserve my chicken oh* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 4:02am On Nov 03, 2013 |
4.History states that he was a “craftsman” until the age of 30. Some say that this translates into a carpenter. But for the sake of my theory I am saying that a “craftsman” was really an interior designer. 5.He was 30 and not married and in those days people probably got married at 15. 6.He preached the importance of charity and loving one another. Powerful straight men start wars and pay for sex while their wives are at home with the kids. 7.Jesus had the power to do anything that he wanted. If this man were a heterosexual male, the wrecker of everything scared he would have created a machine gun or the stock market. But the son of God, Jesus of Nazareth, used his heavenly power to heal the sick and give vision to the blind. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › 7 Reasons Jesus Was Gay by MrTAnonymous(op): 4:00am On Nov 03, 2013 |
[img]http://thoughtcatalog.files./2013/01/christ_the_pantocrator_by_jovan_zograf_28138429.jpeg[/img] I truly believe that Jesus of Nazareth was not a straight man and there are plenty of facts to prove it. That’s right, the man who died for your sins may very well have been a homosexual. 1.The son of God, a man that had the power to surround himself with hundreds of women choose 12 men to hang out with. 12 MALE Apostles. 2.These 12 men all went by their full names. Nathaniel, Phillip, Andrew, Mathew, Thomas and so on. This is something that gay men are notorious for. If Judas was into vagina he would have gone by Jud. Mathew would have been Matt and Thomas would have been Tom. 3.His first miracle of turning water into wine. Please, wine?! A straight male would have made that shit a Bud Light and called it a day. But Jesus had class and taste, he converted that H2O into Sauvignon Blanc Jerusalem Valley 26 AD. Poof! 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Questions From A Somali by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:22am On Oct 30, 2013 |
Ajuran: Why hasnt Nigeria split up already?silly question 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Powerless by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:17am On Oct 30, 2013 |
i_shekinah: I am very sure that the devil has blinded it mind and has hardened it heart against the gosple of Christ. You are alive alive today all because he loves you and he wouldn't want the work of his hands to be destroyed.remember that he created you in his own image I.e Christ-like. It's not too late to accept him now as your lord and personal saviour. John 8:24 says that I said therefore unto you, that he shall die in your sins for if he believe not that I am he(son of GOD, saviour the world ), he shall die in your sins. The death here is not physical, but spiritual which I know is manifesting in u now. John 3:3b says verily verily I say unto you, except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. My beloved brother, I'm begging u in the name of Christ, REPENT NOW AND ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR. You WOULDNT want to be in hell. It's the raw fact.moonlight tales |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Uncle Gbagbo's Bedtime Jokes 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:36am On Oct 19, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Will Be Employed Fast??lol by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:40am On Oct 19, 2013 |
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| Literature › House Of Commotion (.H.O.C.) -A Short Story by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:36am On Oct 19, 2013 |
[b]Tunde,Tunde,Tunde Ooh!!! Ma; I replied running towards the sitting room. Where were you?,is it before I call you up to 20times before you answer me?,Omo Ale(Bastard);She queried. No Ma,I was in the Kitchen prep.... Shut up,you this nonentity,Son of a bitch. I was used to abuses like that,ever since I stepped into the house,my Madam seemed to dissaprove me,although I got scared of her not only because of her weird behaviour but also because of her huge stature. She was so tall(I don't really know how tall in Cm/feet or whatever it is being measured), She was as fat as a dead rotten pig(if not fatter than that),her broad voice could wake up Micheal Jackson from his grave. Stupid boy,you can't do anything except to eat my food,useless boy; She kept ranting. Smh,have you washed my clothes; She asked arrongantly. What?! Is this the question She wanted to ask me that She rained abusive words at me(Although I dare not say it aloud). Yes Ma; I replied curtly. So,where is my food? That was what I was preparing before you called me? Idiot,what have you done since you woke up except eating,I can't even have my food at the exact time,useless boy... She was still ranting angrily when I realised that the rice I was boiling was burning...[/b] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Uncle Gbagbo's Bedtime Jokes 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:37am On Oct 18, 2013 |
nadia_SA: bin is a mad man!I'm already getting nervous! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Uncle Gbagbo's Bedtime Jokes 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:31pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
nadia_SA: Onye araaa!!!Meaning |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Uncle Gbagbo's Bedtime Jokes 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:29pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Chai!!! |
| Romance › Re: The Nairalander,s Issue With women by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:06am On Oct 17, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-:Worthless thread |
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