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Tureyogb: Rubbish

i'm sure out of d 8 lies written above,you normally do 7 out of it

PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!

u againon my thread

bin gbagbo: NICE COLLECTIONS....THUMBS UP

thanks my president

ÄBÄƔƠ̴̴̴̴̴͡mi:
Mtcheeeew! Poster u be ODE

madman

Akpos was being dischargd from Mathare Mental
Hospital after doctors thought he was finaly back to
normal, he was put in an ambulance to be taken
back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led
the
doctors. They took him to lekki as he claimed thats where he lived. just as they approached a certain
house 2 kids dressed in unifoms came out of the
house, akpos screamed,"those are my children
going
to school" a minute later a woman came out of the
same house and akpos screamed "that's my wife, she is late for
work." This time the doctors were convinced akpos
was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was
still in chains, just as they were about unlocking the
chains, a man came out of thehouse and akpos
screamed "Yes now that's megoing for work." if you were d doctor what would U do?

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office,her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came outangry."
She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight?I said absolutely free! Then the bastard gave me 45 pages totype!"

A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.
The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married.
So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.
GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…
GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u.
Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchento the next street for repairs?…

1. I have a boyfriend but he is not
in the country.
2. The lecturer called me but idid'nt
answer
3. Am not bleaching my skin, my
natural color is just coming out.
4. Am on my periods.
5. I went to visit a guy in
Abuja, he gave me N50,000
but he did not even touch me
6. I don't love u because of your
money.
7. He is just a friend.
8. I love u too!,
True of False?
Add yours......

cdapsin: why u no branch

go and ask Google

Chelsea will definitely win this match,u can quote me after the game#team chelsea#

U tried sha.

Too Dry

Wat is going on here

What is all this

I was d one who stole it

Hw cum u 4got 2 add bin gbagbo(combination of bin osama laden and d ousted gbagbo),bunmiOguns,bigvagina. and y is dis topic nt on frontpage,do we still av moderators

Dat s d newest vogue in town

*Jst passing by*

T-smooth:
Joke section. *Bin-Gbagbo rules there* Other sections sucks except romance!

yeah,all other sections sucks except joke

bin gbagbo:

long tym bin

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valicious1: Alright no like 4u. Infact no like 4anybdy again
THREAD CLOSED. Abeg mods mak una delete dis thread.

see im mouth lik bin's yanch

Roger Ebert, a Pulitzer Prize-winning film critic who reached celebrity status in the 1980s and '90s hosting popular syndicated film review programs, has died, The Chicago Sun-Times reported. He was 70 years old.
Since 2002, Ebert endured several bouts with cancer, resulting in invasive surgeries that left him severely debilitated.
"We were getting ready to go home today for hospice care, when he looked at us, smiled, and passed away," said his wife, Chaz Ebert , in a written statement. "No struggle, no pain, just a quiet, dignified transition."
In 2006, complications from thyroid cancer treatment took Ebert's jaw, stripping him of his ability to talk, eat and drink.
"I looked like the thing that jumps out of that guy's intestines in 'Alien,'" Ebert jokingly wrote of his condition in his 2011 memoir, "Life Itself."
On Wednesday, Ebert announced that he was taking a "leave of presence" after a"painful fracture" that made it difficult for him to walk revealed new cancer.
Though he established himselfas a film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times during the late 1960s and early '70s, Ebert thrived at television.
During a span of 23 years that began in 1975, he co-hosted "Sneak Previews,""At the Movies" and "Siskel and Ebert," with fellow film critic, the late Gene Siskel. The programs cultivated an ardent following and were nominated for numerous Primetime Emmy Awards.
PHOTOS: Roger Ebert Through the Years
Each show was popular with TV audiences and film buffs and widely syndicated, establishing Ebert as America's movie critic. Unlike print, the television format highlighted Ebert's on-camera persona. And the show's format of dueling narrative critiques from reviewers at opposing newspapers suited him perfectly.
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whiteroses: Eww monkies

n wu is dis whiteroses,smh
whiteroses ko,rick ross ni

ekeroyal: ^^ got me cracking hard

Mr.EKE I sight you

Akpos comes back in the morning..
Wife: where have u been? Where did u sleep?
Akpos: at my friend's place, thers a
funeral.He lost his sister!
Wife: Ok.. U can eat your food, im going to
bath!
(after bathing)
wife: Am going out!
Akpos: Where are u going?
Wife: To the funeral, at yourfriend's place, to
check how they doing since their loss!
Akpos: (Shaking&Scared ­ )..Honey, they
called the time u were bathingand told me
she rose from the dead!!

ObiomaA: Bin gbabgo...u are a fool....make ur mother come suck my prick

lol

valicious1: Bros e get pple wey neva get 1like since dem regista 4NL.

so

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