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Jokes EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon And Girl Friend's Phone Conversation by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:11am On Mar 10, 2013
Nice one,lol
Jokes EtcRe: " My Thing" Guess What? by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:52am On Mar 10, 2013
It is urB-):-OB-):-O
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:47pm On Mar 09, 2013
One day, two boys were playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked-there was a woman bathing naked in the stream. The two boys watched in silence. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me ifI ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I feltsomething getting hard so I ran.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Ronaldo Might Come Back To Trafford by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:44pm On Mar 09, 2013
MANCHESTER UNITED met withNike officials yesterday to plot a mega bid for Cristiano Ronaldo.
An Old Trafford return would cost at least £65million.
And it would reunite Ronaldo with Wayne Rooney, who Alex Ferguson has vowed will be a United player next season.
The Nike representatives ­ flew in to London to also talk about the renewal of their shirt sponsorship agreement with the Red Devils.
But top of the agenda was talks about how they could help the club get Ronaldo.
Nike is desperate to get the Portuguese star back to the biggest football club that wear their logo.
They currently sponsor Ronaldo in terms of boots and sportswear but are frustrated that he runs out inan adidas shirt with Real Madrid every week.
They believe their global brand would be even stronger with him back in a Nike United shirt.
United would need to put together a deal of £65m plus a player like Nani to tempt Real to sell this summer.
But they could have to go further for a player they soldto Real for £80m almost four years ago.
Nike want to help in any way they can.
Their current 13-year shirt deal with United is worth £303m and expires in 2015.
United would be looking for atleast double that figure and maybe even three times the next time around.
Nike could even renegotiate the deal early so United havethe cash this summer.
There could also be a greater incentive written intoany new sponsorship contract for Ronaldo based on him being at United.
The club also know with Ronaldo back in a United shirtthe value of future sponsorship deals with othercompanies would increase.
SunSport has already revealed Ronaldo would be willing to snub £500,000 a week from Paris St Germain to take half that amount at Old Trafford.
Ronaldo was bowled over by the reception he received from United’s fanson Tuesday ahead of the Champions League clash with Real.
He scored what proved to bethe winner — and refused to celebrate.
The 28-year-old has two years left on his deal in Madrid.
He has refused to accept a new contract!
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t49-ronaldo-might-come-back-to-trafford#62
TV/MoviesRe: Ur Best Seasonal Film by MrTAnonymous(op): 10:02am On Mar 08, 2013
ebera: I lv high sch n koean movies.I need more pls,mention more high sch or adult movie wif a lot of romance;or lesbian movie.L world wz interesting.more pls!!!!!!!!!
I also love korean films if you could mention some for me,hmm,high music films don't really like it,lez filmshuhr u a lezhuh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:40pm On Mar 07, 2013
shakara4u: kai....

this dead boring
is it a must 4 u 2 comment,see ur big teeth like dat of a ................ grin
anyway,take this
A married man died before having sex with his wife.
The wife then cuts his manhood embalms
and fixed it on the wall.
Each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
One day her neighbor found out!
Then he made a hole in d wall, removed d man's manhood and put his manhood
instead,
waiting for the lady.
The lady came with a knife, cuts the manhood and said,darling we are
moving to a new house.
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:27pm On Mar 07, 2013
hcl_acid: The aboki go slice you hahaha don't mess with them oo grin grin
i'm a gentle boi nau,or wat do u tink grin
SportsThe Top 9 Richest WWE Wrestlers by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:38am On Mar 07, 2013
1. The Rock –$70 million
His real name is Dwayne Johnson and he used to playfor the University of Miami football team that won the national title in 1991. He is a ten-time champion in theWWE, five-time tag team champion and two-time Intercontinental champion. Heis also a Triple Crown champion and the winner of the 2000 Royal Rumble. He successfully moved to the acting world, setting a world record for the highest salaryby an actor in his firstlead role when he got paid$5.5 million to do “The Scorpion King.”
2. Steve Austin – $45 million
He goes by the name of Stone Cold Steve Austin and he is the most profitable wrestler in the history of theorganization. He is knownforhis beer guzzling, anti-hero ways, oftentimes flipping the owner Steve McMahon and applying to himhis finishing move called the Stone Cold Stunner. He is a six-time champion, the fifth Triple Crown champion, the King of the Ring in 1996 and the Royal Rumble champion in1997, 1998 and 2001. He was forced to retire in 2003 because of various knee and neck injuries. He also hosted the WWE reality show called “Tough Enough.”
3. John Cena –$35 million
John Cena has won 19 championships in the organization, including a record 10 WWE belts. He also has won the United States championship three times and the tag team title four times. Aside from that, he has been World Heavyweight Champion two times. He was the Royal Rumble winner in 2008 and 2013. He holds the longest reign of the WWE championship this century at 380 days. This is also the fourth longest in history after Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino.
4. Big Show –$30 million
His real name is Paul Wight. He is a seven-time world champion and has held the WWE, ECW, WCW and World Heavyweight championship belts at least once. He is the only wrestler to have attained this feat. He has also held the tag team championship 11 times and the Hardcore Championship three times. He has also been an Intercontinental and United States champion. The Big Show is also a Triple Crown and a Grand Slam champion.
5. Triple H – $25 million
His real name is Paul Michael Levesque. He is better known as Triple H, an abbreviation for Hunter Hearst Helmsley. He holds the all-time record of being aworld champion by winning the belt 13 times. He also won the King of the Ring in 1997 and the Royal Rumble in2002. He was also the second Grand Slam champion.He is married to Stephanie McMahon. He now serves as Executive Vice President of Talent and Live Events for the organization. He has complete control overall the storylines, records and championship reigns in the WWE.
6. Kurt Angle –$20 million
He won a gold medal in the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta while competing in theheavyweight division of freestyle wrestling. He also won in the World Championships and in the NCAA. He had the greatest rookie year in WWE history after winning the European championship, Intercontinental championship, King of the Ring and WWE title belt all within his first year in the organization. He was also a United States champion, Harcore champion and tag team champion. He held just about every championship belt that the organization had to offer. Overall, he wasworld champion six times.
7. Chris Jericho –$18 million
His real name is Christopher Keith Irvine. He is a six-time world champion and nine-time Intercontinental champion. He was also the first undisputed champion of the WWF after winning both WWF championship and world championship on the same night in 2001, beating The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the process.
8. Shawn Michaels – $17 million
His real name is Michael Shawn Hickenbottom. He was originally part of The Midnight Rockers, a tag teammade up of him and Marty Jannetty. He then became known as The Heartbreak Kid. He was part of a couple of influential groups, namely The Kliq and D-Generation X.The latter was formed in 1997 with Triple H, Chyna and Rick Rude. He was both ahero anda villain when he took part inthe “Montreal Screwjob” thatrobbed Bret Hart of a victory. He is probably the most gifted WWE wrestler of all time. He was a four-time world champion and the winner of the Royal Rumble in1995 and1996.
9. The Undertaker –$16 million
His real name is Mark WilliamCalaway, but he is known as The Undertaker. He holds a perfect record in Wrestlemania with a 20-0 win-loss mark. He is a four-time WWE champion, six-time WWE tag team champion and Royal Rumble champion. He has been associated with different specialty matches, including the Casket Match, the BuriedAlive match, the Hell ina Cell and the Last Ride match.
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t48-the-top-9-richest-wwe-wrestlers#61
LiteratureThe Case Of The Missing Lecturer (and Many Other Missing People) by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:39am On Mar 06, 2013
Lately, there have been a series of disappearances in downtown Abuja. Not to say that people were not going missing all over the place before, it just got worse that'sall. There were no considerable leads and the police kept mum with whatever they knew thus most people concluded that itwas most likely that The President needed more livesto add to his own. How old was He again? 200 years oldand he had been in power that long too. Regardless, our intrepid heroine Private Investigator Bolanle Okerekewas not interested. She had sworn off disappearance cases 10 yearsago saying it always lead to dead ends and it broke her cold heart to have to tell clients that their loved one would never be found. And about The President, Bolanle had a lot to say about him but knew tokeep all her negative comments to herself. People running their mouths just added to the missing people statistics.
'Look at the headlines,' Bolanlesaid out loud disgusted, her eyes glued tothe notices that popped up on her personal computer. 'Thirty people missing in justtwo hours. What the hell is happening?'
'Trust me Bola, I have no idea.Best to keep an eye wide openwhen you walk around at night.' That was Aboulaye Bachir, her secretary who dreamt of becoming her partner in detecting and already was as far as he was concerned. He is our dependable sidekick.
'You either call me Bolanle ornothing at all. And I never walkaround at night.'
'Hmm, so you say.'
They shared a small office thatdoubled as an apartmenton the second floor of the Saharacomplex, a run-down tall building carefully situatedon the outskirts of Abuja citybut not too far away from the luxury comforts to be found in the heart of the city.Though itwas not like they could afford any of the 'luxury comforts'. The Sahara was a twenty-one storey residential complex withthe first five floors devoted tobusinesses of which Bolanle Okereke's Detective Agency was one. The agency was botha place of business and a home with the two rooms at theback of it belonging to Bolanle and Aboulaye respectively. They worked together and lived together which meant they were always in each other's hair. Normal days werespent, waiting for clients while exchanging mean words over their personal computers. Business was hard but Bolanleremained firm in keeping her agency going because it was afamily thing,at least that is what she toldpeople who cared to listen usually after a few bottles offine red wine. The truth however is much more complicated than that, it always is.
That day, April 29th was no normal day. While Bolanle and Aboulaye heatedly discussed the latest increase in disappearances, there was a small knock on the door. The door was pushed open and in walked Mrs. Fadila Danjuma, our client for this case. Everything about Mrs. Fadilascreamed money, it was obvious this woman had lots ofcash and even I could tell. Everything from her six-inchheels, her designer purse, herperfectly made up face, the hair she had packed in an updo and pinned under a smallstylish hat to the rare diamondthat glittered on her manicuredfingers yelled 'jackpot'. As youcan probablyguess the agency rarely gets any clients but common sense suggests that one filthy rich client is worth twenty working class clients. Yet though Bolanle hadlots of common sense she remained cautious, she smelttrouble on the client.
Mrs. Fadila waltzed in like she owned the place and satgingerly on the ruined leather swivel chair oppositeBolanle with the wide desk between them. She looked into the detective's eyes for a long time before turning her gaze to examine the office properly.
'What a quaint office,' she saidwith a lilting accent. 'It has a certain...charm to it.'
'Thank you.' Bolanle replied nonchalantly, her voice calm even as she thought the woman opposite her was a bitch.
'Boy,' Mrs. Fadila spoke to Aboulaye even though she looked several years youngerthan him. 'Fetch us some tea would you?'
Aboulaye stood up from his desk which was opposite Bolanle's on the other side of the room. 'I'm sorry we're out of tea bags and coffee. Would some juice be okay?'
Bolanle always called him an ass-kisser and he was obviously impressed with therefined airs that surroundedtheir client. He already knew that purse she carried was vintage Omotosi from almost a century ago. It cost several millions.
'Juice would be fine.' Mrs Fadilasaid without looking at his direction. 'Feel free to take your time with my drink.'
'You know there's no point hiding anything from my secretary,' Bolanle said as Aboulaye left for the kitchen.'He's going to know pretty much everything you say to me Mrs...'
'Mrs. Danjuma but please callme Fadila,' she answered politely. 'I'd really prefer talking one on one with you.'
'If that is what you would prefer, I won't inconvenienceyou Mrs. Danjuma.' Bolanle remained always formal and distant. 'I am certain he understood that when you toldhim to take his time with your drink.'
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:36pm On Mar 04, 2013
BADDEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
OMG . . .
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ­EHEH
I CANT STOP LAFFING O
This joke will almost make you die of laughter if you arenot careful.
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Because I don't want you to die, I will not post it.
Hehehehehehe lolzzzz
Have a luvly day ahd Pals!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:17pm On Mar 04, 2013
This are the commonest mistakes in Nigeria movies,jst laff it out.

All in Nigeria movies.
~chief is inside d car with d glass windows rolled up, armed robbers attacks & shoots at chief,the bullet wont break the glass but will kill chief inside the car. How come??
~A man shoots himself in the head 3 times..,habaaa! ­!! How in e world is that possible.
~Rmd remembering when he was still 7years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly ahummer passes in front him...,CHINEKE
~Patience ozokwor poisons zack orji's food. She stirs d poison so it will circulate to all part of d meal and then she tastes it . zack dies whileshe survives Nawa ooo.
~Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a signboard ''vote for Good luck Jonathan''. Hmmm.
~A 7yrs old character is washing plates and he suddenly bcoms an adult in his 20s still washing the same plates and wearing d same trousers.
~Omotola is dipicted as a poor woman suffering in d village and has 2 do serious farm job 2 survive only for you 2 see dat her fingernailsare fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red.
~Tonto dike acting as born again village girl, yet has tatoos on her body.
~Someones dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro......wetin ­?
~A woman suddenly decides 2 poison her husband, then she opens her food carbinet and brings out d substance. Is poison part of cooking ingredients
~They shoot some1 on d leg yet blood starts coming out from d nose.
~John okafor(Mr Ibu) is d father of Nkem owoh(Osuofia)biko who is older?
~ You must cough before youdie.
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:13am On Mar 04, 2013
Akpors' WAEC Result is
Finally Out...
Papa Akpors: Akpors,I
learnt your WAEC result
is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
remember Arthur wey
dey carry first for our
whole skul ba? he
failed. .
Papa Akpors: that's
terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Eazy
wey
dey tutor me for house ba? He
failed
too.
Papa Akpors: what's with the
poor
performance?
Akpors: Daddy I
dunno, na so e be o. Even Kelveen
who
won the Cowbell competition
failed.
Papa Akpors: so how
was your own result?
Akpors : You also remember Osas
our
senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me
about your own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those
people
failed, wetin You expect for my
own
result??
I be witch?? NA F9 PARALLEL OO
How Many Likes For
Akpos?
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:51am On Mar 04, 2013
Akpors was a journalist. He saw few people crowding around a dead figure. So he
wanted to be the first to givebreaking news
of this tragic event.
However,he could not get through as the crowd didn't move. Then he thought of plan.
He shouted at the top of his voice:
"LET ME THROUGH,HE'S MY FATHER."
The crowd split and he went through. When
he got to the middle, lying down there, was a "DEAD GOAT"
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:44am On Mar 04, 2013
Must Read!!! Akpos True Story!!! My people, you will never believe
what happened to me yesterday
at Sahad Stores in Abuja.
I still can't get over it.
I went to the super market topick
something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed
this man staring at me...
I looked at him and kept walking
to the front counter to pick
bottled water and gala.
As I picked them and turned to find the same man right in front
of my face!
I tried to give him some of my
love so I smiled and said "Hi!"
then I went on to get a can coke.
Can you believe that same man followed me through the store?
I was getting a little nervous and
mad because he was following
me without saying anything.
But you know me, trying to be
friendly... I just said "Hi!" He finally responded and said,
"I am sorry for staring but you
look just like my youngest son...
We just buried him two weeks
ago".
I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sincerity to him.
He said he was fine as he knows
that his son is with the lord.
Then he asked me to do him a
favour.
I said "sure, if I can." He saidhe was a bit sad thathis
son never said goodbye to him
before passing on.
He asked me to get in line behind
him and as he left the store I
should say "Goodbye dad" sothat he could have a sense of closure.
Though his request was weird, I
however agreed to grant them.
So as he collected his bags from
the cashier and walked away,I
said "Bye Dad" he turned andsaid "Bye my dear son".
When the cashier calculated my
bill, she said the total was
N11,250!
I shouted "what?... Can you please
explain how a bottle of N70 water, N50 gala and N100 can
coke will sum to such amount?".
She said "your dad said you are
paying for his bill too."
"My dad? That man is not my
father!" I yelled back in response... I quickly rushed out just in time to
see the man moving towards the
parking lot.
I ran after him and was
screaming "excuse me... excuse
me!!!" He started running for his car as
he saw me coming.
I caught him just before he was
able to close his door.
I kept on pulling and pulling his
legs!!! Just like am pulling yours now!
Chei! Una too like gist, see asyou
sidon with seriousness dey read...
Nna too like tori jooor (Nnntooor...
Tongue out :-P)
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:20am On Mar 04, 2013
There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house
and I called 911… next thing Iheard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center..
for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3,for hausa press 4,
Then I pressed 1… then another voice came
up….For car accident press 1,for armed robbery press 2,for boko haram please hang up….
Den I pressed 2, anoda voicecame up….
If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK
47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5,
all of the above press 6…
Then i checked and saw theywere with all of them then I pressed 6… then a voice came up
sayin….
Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother is a policeman
wll u let him go??
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 6:05pm On Mar 03, 2013
BUSTED!!!
One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient - Mr Kpekus arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him andasks him:
"Tell me what happened to your back..."
Mr Kpekus replies:
"Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I got to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of thebalcony door and did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy... That is how I strained my back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient - Mr Ambali arrives as if he has
been in a car wreck.
The doctor said:
"My previous patient looked bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the hell happened to you....??"
Mr Ambali replied:
"You know I have been unemployed for a while now...., today was the first day at my new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and I was late,..... I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, I was hit bya fridge! I don't know how and where from this fridge fall on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient - Mr Akpors comes.
He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked. He asked:
"What the hell happened to you....??"
Mr Akpors replies:
"Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..."
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:54pm On Mar 03, 2013
Akpors was given fake money and he went
to the police stationn to report:
Akpors: (at the Police station)what kind of nonsense is this?
Police: hello mr man, what is the Problem?
Akpors: can you imagine, in this country, people
are just mean!
Police: mr man, you arent saying anything, what is the
problem.
Akpors: (still Angry). Why arepeople so unreasonable and wicked in this country? I
wish i was born in overseas.
Police: (impatient) listen mr man, are you ready to
tell us your problem or you want to waste our
time?
Akpors: can u imagine, i was given fake
money, fake money. Pure fake money
yesterday at my shop.
Police: so can you recognise the person that gave u d
fake money?
Akpors: how on earth can i do that, there are hundreds of people that visit my shop
everyday.
Police: ok where is the money.
Akpors: Do I look like a LEARNER!!? Officer, sorry, i have spent it...
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:52pm On Mar 03, 2013
I'm back guys,d antispambot banned me.
Must Read!!! Akpos Story!!!
I was coming home Wednesday evening
after a hectic day and found a small bag on
the ground. I opened it and behold what I
found inside; $90,000 dollars!! Fear first
catch me, but I took the bag home and
when ...I emptied It, I found some
Documents, ID card, ATM cardand an
Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim
away and keep the phone and also dispose
the documents and keep the money. After
a long thought, I decided to leave things as
they were, hoping that the owner would
call. Not long after a call camethrough on
the Iphone, I picked and talked with the
caller. Apparently it was the owner of the
bag coz he named absolutely every content
of the bag. We met afterwards and i
handed him the bag. he offered me
$9,000 dollars but i turned it down , he
collected my number and i left. Yesterday
he called me and offered me a job at
Chevron worth 750,000 Nairaper month, a
3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012
BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the
car my brother just slapped me and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don ready!"
Akpos Almost Kill His Brother!!!
Hit Like if u understand
And share For more if u Enjoyed it!!! ♥
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:47pm On Mar 03, 2013
Must Read!!! Akpos Story!!!
I was coming home Wednesday evening
after a hectic day and found a small bag on
the ground. I opened it and behold what I
found inside; $90,000 dollars!! Fear first
catch me, but I took the bag home and
when ...I emptied It, I found some
Documents, ID card, ATM cardand an
Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim
away and keep the phone and also dispose
the documents and keep the money. After
a long thought, I decided to leave things as
they were, hoping that the owner would
call. Not long after a call camethrough on
the Iphone, I picked and talked with the
caller. Apparently it was the owner of the
bag coz he named absolutely every content
of the bag. We met afterwards and i
handed him the bag. he offered me
$9,000 dollars but i turned it down , he
collected my number and i left. Yesterday
he called me and offered me a job at
Chevron worth 750,000 Nairaper month, a
3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012
BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the
car my brother just slapped me and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don ready!"
Akpos Almost Kill His Brother!!!
Hit Like if u understand
And share For more if u Enjoyed it!!! ♥
PoliticsCrisis Averted As Hoodlumsattempt To Bomb Mosque In Jos Fails by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:49am On Mar 03, 2013
This is contained in a statement signed by the STF Media Officer, Capt. Salisu Mustapha, on Saturday in Jos.
It stated that the attempted attack on the mosque took place at about 8.30 p.m.
The mosque, the statement added, was located on the Bukuru expressway in Jos South LGA.
According to the statement, the miscreants threw a hand grenade into the mosque butit failed to detonate and thereafter, they fired shots in the airand escaped.
It stated that the STF had cordoned off the area and isclosely monitoring the place.
The statement added that investigations had commencedwith the aim of apprehending the perpetrators.
It called on the people to report any suspicious objects, persons and activities in their areas to security agencies. (NAN)
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t44-crisis-averted-as-hoodlumsattempt-to-bomb-mosque-in-jos-fails#54
PoliticsLagos Police Spokesperson, Ngozi Briade, Receives Query Over Public Fight by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:28am On Mar 03, 2013
Despite receiving a Junior Chambers International award for her "monumental leadership" the spokespersonof the Lagos police, Ngozi Braide, has been issued a query for fighting and attempting to stab a senior police officer, SaharaReporters has learned.
It was gathered from a reliablesource at police headquartersin Ikeja that Miss Braide is undergoing interrogation for allegedly fighting with a Chief Superintendent of Police identified as Cynthia Ibeama.
"It is obvious that JCI who presented the award to Miss Braide last week did not know that she has a query to answer,” a police source said.
The fight allegedly took place at the Lagos State Police Command on January 18 during the surprise visit of President Jonathan to the Police College, when there wasdisagreement between both officers who wanted to park inthe same parking spot at the same time.
Police sources said a quarrel broke out and snowballed intoa fierce fight. Policemen intervened and stopped the fight but Ms. Braide then went to her car and emerged with aknife with which she threatened to kill Ms. Ibeama
A police source who witnessedthe incident said, "It was a bigshame for a PPRO to fight. In this case she shows that she has no respect and she is notdisciplined because she is a Deputy Superintendent of Police and the officer she fought with is her senior, a Chief Superintendent of Police. Ms Braide may be the PPRO but there is discipline and seniority in the Force and sheshould have respected the CSP; they fought to the extentthat they tore their uniforms. Her breast was exposed and the policemen who had gathered had to cover her up.It was a show of shame and she even went to get a knife from her car to stab the CSP".
Police sources said Mr. Manko,the Lagos State commissioner of police is not happy over the incident but his hands are tied as the Inspector-General of Police, Mohammed Abubakar, appointed Miss Braide to her position and maybe let off the hook over the fighting incident because of her alleged closeness to him.
The source pointed out that the fight with a senior officer is not the first time Braide hasbeen involved in a controversy.
“Her boyfriend was arrested for fraud last year and the victims alleged that she used her office to aid her fraudulent boyfriend. That case is still under investigation and she is allowed to parade herself as the image maker. She feels she is untouchable because ofher closeness to the IGP and we don't see anything coming out of her public fight," the police source said.
Ms. Braide has denied the fight story. This week, however, as reported by SaharaReporters yesterday, she was also involved in a scuffle in her office with a female PM News reporter
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout Pictures Of A Girl Born With 4 Hands & 4 Legs!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2013
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 24th February 2013 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:31pm On Feb 24, 2013
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PoliticsEx-senate President, Wabara, To Face Corruption Trial, Supreme Court Orders. by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:35am On Feb 23, 2013
The Supreme Court on Friday ordered former Senate President, Adolphus Wabara, to face a N55 million corruption charge at a FederalHigh Court, setting aside an Appeal court’s ruling that quashed the charges.
Mr. Wabara is accused of receiving N55 million from a former Minister of Education, Fabian Osuji, to pass the ministry’s budget in 2005. Mr. Wabara was charged alongside four others.
The former senate president denied the charges brought against him by the Independent Corrupt Practicesand Other Related Offences Commission, ICPC.
The case reached the Supreme Court after the allegations were dismissed by the Court of Appeals in a prolonged trial lasting more than seven years.
In a unanimous judgment read by lead judge, Musa Muhammad, on Friday, the apex court set aside the judgment of the Court of Appeal.
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EducationUNILAG Name Change: Jonathan Makes U-turn-vanguard Newspaper by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:27am On Feb 23, 2013
Abuja – President Goodluck Jonathan has reversed the change of name of the University of Lagos which he renamed Moshood Abiola University in a broadcast to mark the 2012 Democracy Day.
Chairman, Governing Council of University of Lagos, Professor Jerry Gana disclosed this yesterday in Abuja during his inauguration alongside three others by the Minister of Education, Professor Ruqayyatu Rufai
The name change had been the subject of litigation and protests from students and alumni of the institution while acourt recently ruled that the change was illegal.
Gana who hailed President Jonathan for retaining the name of the institution. said the president had upheld the Constitution by reversing the change of name of the university.
“This is a pointer to the fact that the current administrationis committed to entrenching democracy and justice in the country.’’
Gana, who was responding on behalf of the four councils, said they would ensure that the universities’ communities settled down in peace.
“I assure you that we will do our best to be fair, just and honourable in the discharge ofour duties.” He also promised effective leadership with integrity, honour and justice.
Gana said members would work according to the rules governing the institutions.
He thanked Jonathan for the appointments and said they would put in their best as Nigerians deserved nothing less.
The other governing councils inaugurated by the Minister ofEducation, Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufa’I, were for the Universityof Benin, ObafemiAwolowoUniversity, Ile-Ife and Michael Opara University of Agriculture, Umudike.
Their Chairmen are Sen. Bob Dickson, Prof. Rowland Ndoma-Egba and Prof. Anya O.Anya respectively.
The Chairman of the Senate Committee on Education, Sen. Uche Chukwumerijie said the lawmakers’ job had been made easier by the appointments.
Chukwumerijie said the committee’s oversight visits to the institutions had identified lack of leadership bythe absence of governing councils and the quality of members of the boards as challenges facing the institutions.
He said the Federal Government had by the appointments taken care of the issues.
“There are councils for those that did not have and the members who have been appointed are men and womenof proven integrity and experience in academics.’’
The lawmaker described the appointees as round pegs in round holes and the right captains in the ship.
Chukwumerijie charged the councils to immediately tackle falling standards of education,corruption, cultism and many ills that had continued to affect the development of education.
The Executive Secretary of the National Universities Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie, said no university could function effectively without a governing council.
Okojie urged government to consider training and retreat for members to enable them tokeep abreast of global best practices in university administration.
He also advocated financial autonomy for universities in the country.
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