Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Ya Ribz by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:14pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Dondav: A Jamaican man was making luv to his wife for de 1st time... He Suddenly screamed "Jah Bless and run out of de room, came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on his wife's p*ssy..... His frightened wife shouted "Watta gwan, what u rasta man do that for" De man answered, bomboclat woman, this thing too sweet, me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic and sweet thing no gud for me rasta man... ******************************
nice 1 |
Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Ya Ribz by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:12pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Dondav: -If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur window to confirm... dis lst sentence made me laugh |
Jokes Etc › Re: LAFF Untill You Mess.........pu Pu Pu by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:08pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
old joke |
Jokes Etc › Re: Real Puzzle by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:01pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Infinity... |
Jokes Etc › Re: U Go Follow Am??.lol by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:59pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Sense by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Dats funny |
Jokes Etc › Re: Telephone Conversation Between Aso Rock And Stephen Keshi! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:55pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
harmless011: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ASO ROCK AND STEPHEN KESHI!
ASO ROCK: Congratulations , your boys made us proud!
KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?
KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? ... because I don't trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.
KESHI: We have done that sir... even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that, he sold it this morning to a South African Gold Trader... It is original Gold sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?
KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?
KESHI: I didn't count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don't disappoint me ohhhhhhh. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn't count it in his Presence... ARE YOU FAROUK?abi a LEARNER? nt quite funny bt u really tried. |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:51pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Mazi,not yet back? |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:01pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
brokoto: he's one of them na. Those people on frontpage who will quote a loooong topic only to write 'ok'.
But mazi bia, how could you forget something like that for more than 1 week? Your mind dull so? broz,y nau,i was only trying 2 help dose dat has eye diseases,at least we av 2 consider dem*no offense pls* |
Politics › Re: Reps To Host Super Eagles In Plenary Session by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:02am On Feb 11, 2013 |
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Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:43am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko: I spent the remaining days prior to exam at rita's. She was also preparing for her degree exam, department of History and International studies. She wasn't doing an intensive preparation. She still had spare time to watch lots of movies, go for outings and hang out with her friends. I made sure I wasn't a liability to her. Although she was happy to have me over, I still gave her the required space when her friends come over.
The s'ex at night was great. It was a wonderful way to relieve off the stress of the day. We would make love over and over again, finally collapsing in each others hands to sleep off. I'm a light sleeper, and sometimes would wake up in the night to read. After few minutes of reading and staring at the almost naked body of rita lying carelessly on the bed, I will be turned on. On such occasions, I will kiss her until she wakes up, then we continue the love making again. She was always ready for me.
The early morning s'e'x was fantastic. Sometimes she will wake up, and wait for me to wake. With that refreshed body system, and my d'kk having an automatic early morning erection, we would plunge into each other again.
I do call cassey once a while and we will talk for a long time. She sounded normal, and I was certain nothing was amidst.
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The exam started and within the first week, I had taken my first two papers, including the Control Process. They were good, control process was mean, but I was sure a gave it a good tackle. It wasn't going to be below a C. I had another two papers the next week, including robotics. After that, I was going to have a full one week break before my last paper.
Tuesday of the next week, I took my third paper. The next one, Robotics was to be a day after it, on thursday. After the tuesday paper, I got back to Grace lodge to rest and revise for Robotics. Rita was not around, I helped myself into the room, collecting the key under the foot mat where she normally kept it since I started staying with her.
I rested for few minutes. Just two papers and my project to go. Everything was working out fine. I needed to do a final revision on Robotics, but that can wait till tomorrow. I needed sleep, after it I can revise the answers from the stolen question paper.
Then it occurred to me! I left the question and its answers hidden under my bed at palmville.
Jeeezzzzz!!! How could I have forgoten that! I needed to rush down there and get it.
I rushed down to palmville, samuel was not around, so I unlocked the door and entered. I went straight to the foam which was on the floor, lifted it up. . .
. . .the question paper and its answers were gone!!! so what happened next? |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:10am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Mazi,wetin nau?i hope u re nt kpekusing anoda girl abi why d delaying? |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:06am On Feb 11, 2013 |
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:49am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Omeruo,a risen star-Okocha. Yeah,dat youngster Omeruo did more dan enough in d defense. Omeruo,keep it up and kudos 2 u and ur collegues. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:44am On Feb 11, 2013 |
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi. Emenike,we missd u ysterday,if u were dere,i'm sure we will beat them and spell burkina. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2013 |
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi. |
Sports › Re: 5 Eagles Named In AFCON 2013 Best 11 by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2013 |
lancaster: And this info is not on front page? Na wa o! Na Goldie ugly face u guys used to spoil my day in th front page don't mind d mods.,i don't knw what concerns me with dat ugly blondie. |
Sports › Re: Afcon 2013 Awards by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:29am On Feb 11, 2013 |
oluwadare26: Please oooo, what changes words here it should be the moderators. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:11am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Hadeyeancah: I dont see Enyeama to run unclad enyeama,we re still waiting *can't wait until i see dat big d*ck* |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:02am On Feb 11, 2013 |
temi4fash: me tink u shld just upload 10 times as a mark of celebration... seconded! |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:00am On Feb 11, 2013 |
austin4real: And I'm guessing dis ur sunday skool teacher goes by the name MAZI... oga Mazi,abeg answer dat! |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:41pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
austin4real: What was Mr T anonymous doing at precisely 12:21pm on Sunday Feb 10 2013, dat shuld answer ur question...  revising what my sunday school teacher taught me. |
Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:35pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
austin4real: Viewing this topic: Mr.T Anonymous(m), kay_bee(m), IZUKWU(m), girlyly, YOUNGKAHUNA, fizzygirl(f), HotNaijaBabe(f) and 1 guest(s) Mazi see wetin u cause for sunday, way pple suppose dey church... wetin Mr.T Anonymous dey do 4 ur list? *patiently waiting 4 an answer* |
Jokes Etc › Re: First To Comment by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:36am On Feb 09, 2013 |
prem love: some bodi should pls help i dnt know hw to quote some body's wrk (dat is to highlight it and write below) when ever u want 2 quote sumbody writeup,u wuld see d quote button,jst press it and write what evr u wanna write. |
Jokes Etc › Re: 9ja Sex Page Vs American Sex Page......... by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:45am On Feb 08, 2013 |
seankay: Op,u r so onpoint! D same attitude on naija sex page is d same wif above posters.SMH yeah,@op nice 1. |
Jokes Etc › Re: 1st To Comment People,should They Be Banned? by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:41am On Feb 08, 2013 |
2nd to comment |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokesmania by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:38am On Feb 08, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:35am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife isa virgin? Doc : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What's that? Doc : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Man: What ? Are you mad? Doc : Paint your right Ball Redand Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says,'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the hammer ! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:30am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Teacher: Who is the president of Iraq? Boy: I don't know Mrs Teacher: You need to fucus more on your studies. Boy: Please mrs, can I aske aquestion? Teacher: Yes Boy: Do you know Mercy? Teacher: No. Why? Boy: You need to focus more on your husband. : |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:27am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Akpors walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was downand his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" Akpors told her he knew he'dclosed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door." He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my shiny Hummerparked in there?" She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old, dull, minivan with two flat tires." |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:24am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Xymc...: Nice and funny jokes Mr T. tanx 4 d comp. Here is something interestingfor you Just read One day, a pastor was with a women’s congregation and he asked them: Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands). Pastor (question): How many of you love their husbands Ladies: (They all raised their hands) Pastor (question): Areyou sure ladies before God? Can I prophesy? Ladies:Yes!!! Pastor (question): When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him" Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”, "when we went to bed”, “This morning when I woke up”, Pastor: Each one of you should send a message “ I love you” to your husband now. Ladies: They all sent thetest message “I love you” Pastorsaid: Exchange your phones Ladies: They all exchanged their phones Pastor: Read out loudthe replies from the husbands. Here are the replies to the messages from their husbands: 1. Is this message lost  2. Aaaah who is this  ? 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What do you mean!!!!   6. Could it be that you need money  !!? 7. Did you smashmy car  ?? 8. The messageshould be sent back to the intended owner!!!! 9. To hell!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat you to death today until you tell me to whom the message was intended!!!!!! |
Jokes Etc › Pass It On by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:11am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe, Pastors & Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & Weed, Jim Iyke & fight, Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb, 2face & pikin.. Add yours don't spoil d fun..pass it on.. |