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Jokes EtcRe: Crack Ya Ribz by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:14pm On Feb 11, 2013
Dondav: A Jamaican man was making luv to his wife
for de 1st time... He Suddenly
screamed "Jah Bless and run out of de room,
came back with a giant
bucket of water, poured it on his wife's
p*ssy..... His frightened wife
shouted "Watta gwan, what u rasta man do
that for" De man
answered, bomboclat woman, this thing too
sweet, me gwan dilute it,
remember me diabetic and sweet thing no
gud for me rasta man...
******************************
nice 1
Jokes EtcRe: Crack Ya Ribz by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:12pm On Feb 11, 2013
Dondav: -If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur
window to confirm...
dis lst sentence made me laugh
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF Untill You Mess.........pu Pu Pu by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:08pm On Feb 11, 2013
old joke
Jokes EtcRe: Real Puzzle by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:01pm On Feb 11, 2013
Infinity...
Jokes EtcRe: U Go Follow Am??.lol by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:59pm On Feb 11, 2013
cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Sense by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2013
Dats funny
Jokes EtcRe: Telephone Conversation Between Aso Rock And Stephen Keshi! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:55pm On Feb 11, 2013
harmless011: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ASO ROCK AND STEPHEN KESHI!

ASO ROCK: Congratulations , your boys made us proud!

KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!

ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?

KESHI: Tomorrow sir.

ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? ... because I don't trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.

KESHI: We have done that sir... even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that, he sold it this morning to a South African Gold Trader... It is original Gold sir!

ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?

KESHI: It is with me!

ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?

KESHI: I didn't count it?

ASO ROCK: Keshi don't disappoint me ohhhhhhh. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn't count it in his Presence... ARE YOU FAROUK?abi a LEARNER?
nt quite funny bt u really tried.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:51pm On Feb 11, 2013
Mazi,not yet back?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:01pm On Feb 11, 2013
brokoto: he's one of them na. Those people on frontpage who will quote a loooong topic only to write 'ok'.

But mazi bia, how could you forget something like that for more than 1 week? Your mind dull so?
broz,y nau,i was only trying 2 help dose dat has eye diseases,at least we av 2 consider dem*no offense pls*
PoliticsRe: Reps To Host Super Eagles In Plenary Session by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:02am On Feb 11, 2013
jhydebaba: Victory is sweet cheesy



In other news....

Hope the association of Nigerian prostitu lipsrsealed have redeemed their pledge huh
hope enyeama has done as he promised,as in dance around unclad.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:43am On Feb 11, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: I spent the remaining days prior to exam at rita's. She was also preparing for her degree exam, department of History and International studies. She wasn't doing an intensive preparation. She still had spare time to watch lots of movies, go for outings and hang out with her friends. I made sure I wasn't a liability to her. Although she was happy to have me over, I still gave her the required space when her friends come over.

The s'ex at night was great. It was a wonderful way to relieve off the stress of the day. We would make love over and over again, finally collapsing in each others hands to sleep off. I'm a light sleeper, and sometimes would wake up in the night to read. After few minutes of reading and staring at the almost naked body of rita lying carelessly on the bed, I will be turned on. On such occasions, I will kiss her until she wakes up, then we continue the love making again. She was always ready for me.

The early morning s'e'x was fantastic. Sometimes she will wake up, and wait for me to wake. With that refreshed body system, and my d'kk having an automatic early morning erection, we would plunge into each other again.

I do call cassey once a while and we will talk for a long time. She sounded normal, and I was certain nothing was amidst.

_______________________________

The exam started and within the first week, I had taken my first two papers, including the Control Process. They were good, control process was mean, but I was sure a gave it a good tackle. It wasn't going to be below a C. I had another two papers the next week, including robotics. After that, I was going to have a full one week break before my last paper.

Tuesday of the next week, I took my third paper. The next one, Robotics was to be a day after it, on thursday. After the tuesday paper, I got back to Grace lodge to rest and revise for Robotics.
Rita was not around, I helped myself into the room, collecting the key under the foot mat where she normally kept it since I started staying with her.

I rested for few minutes. Just two papers and my project to go. Everything was working out fine. I needed to do a final revision on Robotics, but that can wait till tomorrow. I needed sleep, after it I can revise the answers from the stolen question paper.

Then it occurred to me! I left the question and its answers hidden under my bed at palmville.

Jeeezzzzz!!! How could I have forgoten that! I needed to rush down there and get it.

I rushed down to palmville, samuel was not around, so I unlocked the door and entered.
I went straight to the foam which was on the floor, lifted it up. . .


. . .the question paper and its answers were gone!!!
so what happened next?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:10am On Feb 11, 2013
Mazi,wetin nau?i hope u re nt kpekusing anoda girl abi why d delaying?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:06am On Feb 11, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Frontpage please grin grin grin grin
yeah,mods., front page,no dulling.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:49am On Feb 11, 2013
Omeruo,a risen star-Okocha.
Yeah,dat youngster Omeruo did more dan enough in d defense.
Omeruo,keep it up and kudos 2 u and ur collegues.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:44am On Feb 11, 2013
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi.
Emenike,we missd u ysterday,if u were dere,i'm sure we will beat them and spell burkina.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso.."who Is Your Man Of The Match? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2013
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi.
SportsRe: 5 Eagles Named In AFCON 2013 Best 11 by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2013
lancaster: And this info is not on front page? Na wa o! Na Goldie ugly face u guys used to spoil my day in th front page
don't mind d mods.,i don't knw what concerns me with dat ugly blondie.
SportsRe: Afcon 2013 Awards by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:29am On Feb 11, 2013
oluwadare26: Please oooo, what changes words here
it should be the moderators.
SportsRe: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:11am On Feb 11, 2013
Hadeyeancah: I dont see Enyeama to run unclad
enyeama,we re still waiting
*can't wait until i see dat big d*ck*
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:02am On Feb 11, 2013
temi4fash: me tink u shld just upload 10 times as a mark of celebration...
seconded!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:00am On Feb 11, 2013
austin4real: And I'm guessing dis ur sunday skool teacher goes by the name MAZI...
oga Mazi,abeg answer dat!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:41pm On Feb 10, 2013
austin4real: What was Mr T anonymous doing at precisely 12:21pm on Sunday Feb 10 2013, dat shuld answer ur question... cheesy
revising what my sunday school teacher taught me.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:35pm On Feb 10, 2013
austin4real: Viewing this topic: Mr.T Anonymous(m), kay_bee(m), IZUKWU(m), girlyly, YOUNGKAHUNA, fizzygirl(f), HotNaijaBabe(f) and 1 guest(s)
Mazi see wetin u cause for sunday, way pple suppose dey church...
wetin Mr.T Anonymous dey do 4 ur list?
*patiently waiting 4 an answer*
Jokes EtcRe: First To Comment by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:36am On Feb 09, 2013
prem love: some bodi should pls help i dnt know hw to quote some body's wrk (dat is to highlight it and write below)
when ever u want 2 quote sumbody writeup,u wuld see d quote button,jst press it and write what evr u wanna write.
Jokes EtcRe: 9ja Sex Page Vs American Sex Page......... by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:45am On Feb 08, 2013
seankay: Op,u r so onpoint! D same attitude on naija sex page is d same wif above posters.SMH
yeah,@op nice 1.
Jokes EtcRe: 1st To Comment People,should They Be Banned? by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:41am On Feb 08, 2013
2nd to comment
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:38am On Feb 08, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Studio: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an
accident. He's bleeding from the
nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!

OPERATOR: Where is ur location?

Studio: Gba--ja-bia--mila Street.

OPERATOR: Please, spell da Gbajabiamila. [minutes of silence]

OPERATOR: Are you there? [Still silent]

OPERATOR: Hey, mister Are you there!?

Studio: [Panting] Erm. . .Erm. . .so sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now? grin grin[/color]
this 1 made me laugh grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:35am On Feb 08, 2013
Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife isa virgin?
Doc : Get a Virginity test kit.
Man: What's that?
Doc : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of
Blue Paint and a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you mad?
Doc : Paint your right Ball Redand Left Ball Blue and as you remove your
underwear, if your wife says,'that's the
strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the hammer !
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:30am On Feb 08, 2013
Teacher: Who is the president of Iraq?
Boy: I don't know Mrs
Teacher: You need to fucus more on your studies.
Boy: Please mrs, can I aske aquestion?
Teacher: Yes
Boy: Do you know Mercy?
Teacher: No. Why?
Boy: You need to focus more on your husband. :
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:27am On Feb 08, 2013
Akpors walked into the office one
morning not
knowing his zipper was downand his
fly area wide
open.
His assistant walked up to him and
said, "This
morning when you left your house,
did you close
your garage door?"
Akpors told her he knew he'dclosed
the garage
door, and walked into his office
puzzled by the
question. As he finished his
paperwork, he
suddenly noticed his fly was open,
and zipped it
up. He then understood his assistant's
question
about his "garage door."
He headed out for a cup of coffee and
paused by
her desk to ask, "When my garage
door was open,
did you see my shiny Hummerparked
in there?"
She smiled and said, "No, I didn't.
All I saw was an old, dull, minivan
with two flat
tires."
Jokes EtcRe: Laff Until U Re Tired. by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:24am On Feb 08, 2013
Xymc...:
Nice and funny jokes Mr T.
tanx 4 d comp.
Here is something interestingfor
you
Just read One day, a pastor was with a
women’s
congregation and he asked them: Pastor (question): Can those with
husbands raise
up their hands? Ladies: (They all raised their
hands). Pastor (question): How many of
you love their
husbands Ladies: (They all raised their
hands) Pastor (question): Areyou sure
ladies before
God? Can I prophesy? Ladies:Yes!!! Pastor (question): When did you
last tell your
husbands that “you love him" Ladies: (Various answers but
some of them said)- “today
when leaving the house”, “last
night”,
"when we went to bed”, “This
morning when I woke up”, Pastor: Each one of you should
send a message
“ I love you” to your husband
now. Ladies: They all sent thetest
message “I love you” Pastorsaid: Exchange your
phones Ladies: They all exchanged their
phones Pastor: Read out loudthe replies
from the
husbands. Here are the replies to the
messages from their
husbands: 1. Is this message losthuh 2. Aaaah who is thishuh? 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What do you mean!!!!huhhuh 6. Could it be that you need
moneyhuh!!? 7. Did you smashmy carhuh?? 8. The messageshould be sent
back to the
intended owner!!!! 9. To hell!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat you to death today
until you tell me
to whom the message was
intended!!!!!!
Jokes EtcPass It On by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:11am On Feb 08, 2013
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys
& Sex, Police & Bribe, Pastors &
Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl,
Monkey & Banana, Terry G &
Weed, Jim Iyke & fight, Jonathan
& committee, Boko Haram &
Bomb, 2face & pikin..
Add yours don't spoil d fun..pass
it on..

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