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Dondav: A Jamaican man was making luv to his wifenice 1 |
Dondav: -If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open urdis lst sentence made me laugh |
old joke |
Infinity... |
Dats funny |
harmless011: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ASO ROCK AND STEPHEN KESHI!nt quite funny bt u really tried. |
Mazi,not yet back? |
brokoto: he's one of them na. Those people on frontpage who will quote a loooong topic only to write 'ok'.broz,y nau,i was only trying 2 help dose dat has eye diseases,at least we av 2 consider dem*no offense pls* |
jhydebaba: Victory is sweethope enyeama has done as he promised,as in dance around unclad. |
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I spent the remaining days prior to exam at rita's. She was also preparing for her degree exam, department of History and International studies. She wasn't doing an intensive preparation. She still had spare time to watch lots of movies, go for outings and hang out with her friends. I made sure I wasn't a liability to her. Although she was happy to have me over, I still gave her the required space when her friends come over. The s'ex at night was great. It was a wonderful way to relieve off the stress of the day. We would make love over and over again, finally collapsing in each others hands to sleep off. I'm a light sleeper, and sometimes would wake up in the night to read. After few minutes of reading and staring at the almost naked body of rita lying carelessly on the bed, I will be turned on. On such occasions, I will kiss her until she wakes up, then we continue the love making again. She was always ready for me. The early morning s'e'x was fantastic. Sometimes she will wake up, and wait for me to wake. With that refreshed body system, and my d'kk having an automatic early morning erection, we would plunge into each other again. I do call cassey once a while and we will talk for a long time. She sounded normal, and I was certain nothing was amidst. _______________________________ The exam started and within the first week, I had taken my first two papers, including the Control Process. They were good, control process was mean, but I was sure a gave it a good tackle. It wasn't going to be below a C. I had another two papers the next week, including robotics. After that, I was going to have a full one week break before my last paper. Tuesday of the next week, I took my third paper. The next one, Robotics was to be a day after it, on thursday. After the tuesday paper, I got back to Grace lodge to rest and revise for Robotics. Rita was not around, I helped myself into the room, collecting the key under the foot mat where she normally kept it since I started staying with her. I rested for few minutes. Just two papers and my project to go. Everything was working out fine. I needed to do a final revision on Robotics, but that can wait till tomorrow. I needed sleep, after it I can revise the answers from the stolen question paper. Then it occurred to me! I left the question and its answers hidden under my bed at palmville. Jeeezzzzz!!! How could I have forgoten that! I needed to rush down there and get it. I rushed down to palmville, samuel was not around, so I unlocked the door and entered. I went straight to the foam which was on the floor, lifted it up. . . . . .the question paper and its answers were gone!!![/quote]so what happened next? |
Mazi,wetin nau?i hope u re nt kpekusing anoda girl abi why d delaying? |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Frontpage please [/quote]yeah,mods., front page,no dulling. |
Omeruo,a risen star-Okocha. Yeah,dat youngster Omeruo did more dan enough in d defense. Omeruo,keep it up and kudos 2 u and ur collegues. |
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi. Emenike,we missd u ysterday,if u were dere,i'm sure we will beat them and spell burkina. |
All of dem bt i think it should b Omeruo,without im d defense wuld av being a flop,also thanks 2 moses,mba,mikel 4 making our midfield strong,thanks enyeama and all,thanks 2 God,thanks 2 keshi. |
lancaster: And this info is not on front page? Na wa o! Na Goldie ugly face u guys used to spoil my day in th front pagedon't mind d mods.,i don't knw what concerns me with dat ugly blondie. |
oluwadare26: Please oooo, what changes words hereit should be the moderators. |
Hadeyeancah: I dont see Enyeama to run uncladenyeama,we re still waiting *can't wait until i see dat big d*ck* |
temi4fash: me tink u shld just upload 10 times as a mark of celebration...seconded! |
austin4real: And I'm guessing dis ur sunday skool teacher goes by the name MAZI...oga Mazi,abeg answer dat! |
austin4real: What was Mr T anonymous doing at precisely 12:21pm on Sunday Feb 10 2013, dat shuld answer ur question...revising what my sunday school teacher taught me. |
austin4real: Viewing this topic: Mr.T Anonymous(m), kay_bee(m), IZUKWU(m), girlyly, YOUNGKAHUNA, fizzygirl(f), HotNaijaBabe(f) and 1 guest(s)wetin Mr.T Anonymous dey do 4 ur list? *patiently waiting 4 an answer* |
prem love: some bodi should pls help i dnt know hw to quote some body's wrk (dat is to highlight it and write below)when ever u want 2 quote sumbody writeup,u wuld see d quote button,jst press it and write what evr u wanna write. |
seankay: Op,u r so onpoint! D same attitude on naija sex page is d same wif above posters.SMHyeah,@op nice 1. |
2nd to comment |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Studio: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had anthis 1 made me laugh ![]() |
Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife isa virgin? Doc : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What's that? Doc : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Man: What ? Are you mad? Doc : Paint your right Ball Redand Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says,'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the hammer ! |
Teacher: Who is the president of Iraq? Boy: I don't know Mrs Teacher: You need to fucus more on your studies. Boy: Please mrs, can I aske aquestion? Teacher: Yes Boy: Do you know Mercy? Teacher: No. Why? Boy: You need to focus more on your husband. : |
Akpors walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was downand his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" Akpors told her he knew he'dclosed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door." He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my shiny Hummerparked in there?" She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old, dull, minivan with two flat tires." |
[quote author=Xymc...]Nice and funny jokes Mr T.[/quote]tanx 4 d comp. Here is something interestingfor you Just read One day, a pastor was with a women’s congregation and he asked them: Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands). Pastor (question): How many of you love their husbands Ladies: (They all raised their hands) Pastor (question): Areyou sure ladies before God? Can I prophesy? Ladies:Yes!!! Pastor (question): When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him" Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”, "when we went to bed”, “This morning when I woke up”, Pastor: Each one of you should send a message “ I love you” to your husband now. Ladies: They all sent thetest message “I love you” Pastorsaid: Exchange your phones Ladies: They all exchanged their phones Pastor: Read out loudthe replies from the husbands. Here are the replies to the messages from their husbands: 1. Is this message lost 2. Aaaah who is this ? 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What do you mean!!!!![]() 6. Could it be that you needmoney !!? 7. Did you smashmy car ?? 8. The messageshould be sentback to the intended owner!!!! 9. To hell!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat you to death today until you tell me to whom the message was intended!!!!!! |
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe, Pastors & Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & Weed, Jim Iyke & fight, Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb, 2face & pikin.. Add yours don't spoil d fun..pass it on.. |
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