₦airaland Forum

Yeah,I've missed u?

Jesus,where am I?

Xymc...:
you and who?

all of us noni.

muktar mtt: shut up funk ass dnt bring hausa in 2 dis u stupid yurbas dat pregenet ur blood sister b cos of ur second addiction nd u r all hypocrite dat wat u do b4 living

se u b hausa ni?

bunmioguns: u think am like you












Matwetter

ha,u calld me a matwetter?
*picks up a scissors and cuts of his d***k*

As 4 me Omawumi is d best among the three,maybe in the nearest future,It might change.

bunmioguns: She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he is
Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than
you.
So give me my photo Back''



then I sent about 31 of my GIRLfriends Photos to her nd told her


''I av forgotten your face Darling So
please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the remaining

Mr. copy n paste.
*smh*

bunmioguns: A man was heading home after a
drinking spree.

When he was approaching his home,
armed gangsters blocked
him and took command of his
vehicle.

On frisking him they failed to get
any money and out of
frustration they decided to
punish him by driving into his
compound and tying him naked
on a tree which was situated at the corner of his
house and left him there
naked while his hands and legs
were tied to the tree.



They then took off.



In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see
her husband naked on the tree
with his manhood dangling.



she screamed and ran to call the
villagers since she
thought the man was either dead or crazy.




When the villagers came, they
immediately untied him
and brought him down.


The man immediately, armed
with a stick went straight for the

young calf which was
grazing and started chasing it all
over the compound,


and when villagers protested he
said



'you have no idea
what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!'
























The calf had mistaken his
manhood for the mothers’ tits
and tried to suckle milk the
whole night without success!

u try small,I will rate u 49.9%.

I ban BunmiOguns and Bin Gbagbo

Akpos saw his dad banging Ekaitte,their housemaid and the ffg conv. occured btw them:
dad:take N500 and make sure u don't tell ur mother.
Akpos:u re cheating on me
dad:why
akpos:mum gave me N1000 when I caught her with bin the gateman.
Dad:what?
Hahaha,laff it out.

Nice joke

Dat was hilarious,hahaha.

@op,I was alive when ur mum was still breast-feeding u!!!

bunmioguns: One weekend, a man is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to cut his lawn, a local kid named Bubba comes in to pee.



The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed bubba is.





He cant help himself and ask Bubba what his secret is.


"Well, says Bubba, every night before I climb into bed with a girl.




I whack my pen!s on the bedpost three times. It works and sure impresses the girls!"




The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.








So before climbing into bed with his wife, He took his pen!s out and whacks it three times on the bed post(gbam, gbam, gbam).










His wife half-asleep says,






















"Bubba is that you?"









The husband Menstruated

dis joke made me rock with laughter.
KEEP IT UP,ONE DAY YOU GO MAKE US PROUD.

Hapi birthday

sutoboy: As you all knw now..is not easy now....as in like seriously...am still thinking....yes yes yes!


Sutoboy....You knw is not easy to be sutoboy....Mogulo Daniluv Bin Gbagbo Bunmiogun


Ekeroya

Am drunk pls

i'm sorry for ur life in Grade A style.

Gbotun: Light out,curtain drops.

then what happened next?

vokal_guy: Sooo keshi made mikel the #1 pk taker, has he been following this boy? Mikel can not score a pk even if the life of his parents depended on it. We have a center forward in Emenike who would be able to score WITHOUT any difficulties. I am sorry but the statement he made has convinced me that he does not have football brain and he SHOULD be replaced. He can never move the team forward.

pls,will u keep ur mouth shut,i've nver seen him lose a pk b/4.

toluxa1: Well, I have never seen his lose a penalty before.

me too

Ruqaya: dn't know what 2 write

write down my name.
Lol.

sambos994: My bad...Ideye had that one, but Mikel still contributed a whole lot in that play

sambos,leave dem,dey will keep arguing.

seunlayi: I really don't know what that Mikel is still doing in Nigeria team, he is always a One-Man Less

at time,wen i see post like dis,i always question God 4 creating me in Nigeria.
Se u fit play wetin d guy dey play?
Gush,nigerians r always daft.
*no offence,pls.jst saying wats on my mind*he has an impact on all d 2 goals dat SE scored.*smh*

moonraker: Dem don come

I asked a simple question.

if you dont hv the answer, then disappear.

but dat was a silly question n anyway y do u hav 2 insult me.

honeric01: Why did God curse Nigeria with so many useless citizens?

THE SE commanded the game from start to finish, the ref gave the game away, yet some cursed Nigerians are blaming the players/coach.

Onatzi was a great addiction to the defence/attack line and did nothing wrong at all, the team played well, better than the first match.

GODDAMMIT!

tanx honeric,coz sum nigerians r so daft 2 think.

Red-Light:
luck was against barca and bayern when they played chelsea.. U have no point my friend

tanx guy 4 telling dem d truth.

moonraker: No one is saying that the nigeria team is bad. As a matter of fact, they hv done well.

The point here is that the referee was an Ass and Mikel is a fool. Did you see how the zambian goalkeeper took that penslty??

What is Mikels excuse now huh??

sum pple r so foolish,u 2 go play ur own*no offence pls*it is bcoz of pple lik u dat luck always evade d SUPER EAGLES.*smh*

Arab ref,stupid ref.

Enyeama,God go bless u.
Musa wetin dey do u sef?

Musa don get yellow