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nne3870: So I was chatting with a guy online and we fell inlove.( I never knew one could fall in love without seeing the person)
Later on we decided to meet each other only to discover he was an albino .
I couldn't hug him (the fact that we actually e-kissed is still disturbing me), I know he felt bad but I just realised I don't love him anymore. Please I need advice on how to break up with him.
Pls no offence intended on the albinos but I am yellow already, I wonder the colour of my babies if we decide to reproduce

Matured advice

is this d JOKE SECTION?but you self wicked,u no fit allow dat man 2 touch u ,nw d man's hope has shattered,
oh,poor albino.
4get bout im,n lets start our e-dating.

Mahtinah: 3+3x3+3-3=

(a)18
(b)12
(c)6
(d)3.

is this d[b]JOKE SECTION?[/b]

So this thread still exist?
*just passing by*

ZACHIE:
The source also said that the whole area was sealed by the unidentified gunmen whose number could not be ascertained because of they came in the dark.

What is the writer saying

because they came in the dark means because they came at night when everywhere was dark.

SaharaReporters has just received information from students living in Birnin Gwaritown in Kaduna State to the effect that heavily armed bandits took over the Police Station in the area and burnt it down after about two hours of gun battle with troops.
The police station is completely razed in an attack that started at midnight, according to the source.
Banks and other public buildings were reportedly bombed along with the Police Station.
The source who claimed to have witnessed the attack said the bandits also planted Improvised Explosive Devices(IEDs) that exploded simultaneously in addition to sporadic gun shots.
The source also said that the whole area was sealed by the unidentified gunmen whose number could not be ascertained because of they came in the dark. Several police officers and some of the bandits are believed to have died in the attack which lasted about two hours.
“We are trapped, and under fear, we need military support to, if not there is no certainty on our lives. As I speak, they are still firing”, he said.
In October, 2012, bandits invaded the town killing some 20 worshippers leaving a Mosque in an early morning raid in the area.
Calls made to spokespersonsof the army and police were not returned as at the time of this report.
http://saharareporters.com/news-page/breaking-news-gunmen-invade-birnin-gwari-township-kaduna-state-bomb-police-station-and-ban

AFTER steering Nigeria to the quarterfinal, where they meet Ivory Coast, Coach |Stephen Keshi has said that the Super Eagles will approach the Sunday's match with a different mentality and different approach.
Speaking in the post match press conference yesterday in Rustenburg, Keshi, said that the Eagles were going to up their game to the highest level against the Ivorians, who are the favourites to lift the Cup.
"It is going to be a different game against Ivory Coast. It isgoing to be a different mentality. We will up our game in the quarterfinal.
When you play against a big team, you are bound to up your game and I can assure you that we will definitely be at our best against them", said the former Togo and Mali coach, who warned critics not to write off his team's chancesof beating the Ivorians.
"Do not write off Nigeria. We have been improving with every game and will continue to get better as the tournament progresses", saidKeshi, who dedicated the victory over Ethiopia to Nigerians.
"This victory is for Nigeria", he said.
Also speaking, Coach of Ethiopia, Sewne Bishaw, said the Eagles that defeated his team were different in their approach from the ones that played Burkina Faso and Zambia.
"The Eagles I saw today (yesterday) were different from the ones who played draws with Burkina Faso and Zambia. They were better".
Bishaw heaped praise on his team for giving a good fight atthe
tournament. Keshi described the Ethiopian side as a"quality one."
http://odili.net/news/source/2013/jan/30/314.html

Confusion over Mikel suspension
Confederation of African Football official here at the Rustenburg centre, Mr Emmanuel Maradas could not throw light on Mikel Obi’s likely suspension from the quarter-finals last night.
Mikel has bagged two yellow cards and could miss the quarter-final tie against Coted’Ivoire, but Maradas had nodefinitive answer when he was asked to clarify.
“CAF will meet tomorrow (today) and deliberate on all outstanding issues concerning cards and other matters,” Maradas, a well-known publisher of an African football magazine, said. “If it was just one yellow card, I’m sure he wouldn’t be suspended, but with two, I’m not so sure.”
Mikel has become an important part of the Eagles set-up after a slow start in the first game. And the team will be keen to have him available.
Link-
http://www.completesportsnigeria.mobi/readNewsItem1.php?nid=2627

Mods,frontpage nau!!!

redsun: Bleep these primitive animals that doesn't know what they want. Soon Americans or British will take over Nigeria like the French in Mali and environs.

Even the little the ignorants have will be taken away from them and given to the wise.

they re all local fools.

The last one made me laff bt d 1st & 2nd one,Capital STALE.

Two of the people that kidnapped Nollywood actress, Nkiruka Sylvanus, in Imo State, were former cattle traders from the Northern part of Nigeria, security officials have said.
The leader of the gang that carried out the kidnap is from Imo State and was a police officer with the mobile police unit.
The six suspects that carried out the kidnap were paraded at the State Security Service, SSS, Headquarters in Abuja onTuesday at a joint press briefing by the SSS and the police.
Ms. Sylvanus, actress and aide to the Imo State Governor, Rochas Okorocha, was kidnapped on December 15 at about 7:30 p.m. alongside two men- Uche Okoliand Kenneth Okoli- at Nworie Street, Akanchawa roundaboutarea of Imo State by three gunmen.
They were kept in a bush around Avu junction for six days and were released on December 21 after a ransom of N8 million was paid.
The paraded men are Ndidi Cletus, also known as Mattew Ofurum; Stanley Asouna; Aminu Musa; Muhammed Abubakar; Obinna Okolisa; and Samson Onwuka.
The culprits
The leader of the gang, Mr. Cletus, is a former mobile police constable who was dismissed in 2007. Mr. Cletus, 30, confessed to joining the police in 2004 with the name, Mattew Ofurum. He told security officials that he was dismissed for absenting himself from duty for 21 days due to ill health in 2007.
It was Mr. Cletus who lured other members into the gang.
Mr. Musa, 40, was a cattle trader and battery charger from Taraba State. He and Mr. Abubakar, 34, a cattle rearer from Nassarawa State, were responsible for taking care of their victims. The fifth accused, Mr. Okwolisa was a trader and Keke napep operator before he ventured into the kidnapping business.
The gang members admitted tocarrying out several other kidnap operations getting ransom payments of 1.9 million, 3 million and 1.5 million and so on.
The men are to be charged to court soon.

By SaharaReporters, New York
SaharaReporters has obtained an audio interview of a man, identified as Mujhahedeen Muhammad Marwana, who claims to be the second-in-command to Boko Haram leader Imam Abubakar Shekau, conducted in Hausa by phone in Bauchi State, by a foreign journalist.

In it, Marwana speaks authoritatively about meetings between members of his group and some top Northerners, including Governor Sule Lamido, former Minister of Defence Bello Halliru, and Sheik Dahiru Bauchi. The translation, into English, did not provide any context to those meetings.

According to the source which made the tape available, the interview was broadcast yesterday, January 28, but it is unclear when it was conducted and where it was broadcast. Translated into English, the interview shows Marwana dispelling any possible dialogue with the militants because the government has allegedly killed 47 Boko Haram emissaries in dialogue efforts that have never seen the light of day.

In the interview, Marwanna also explained Boko Haram’s predicament in Kano, stating that four principal members of their group are being “unjustly” held there and must first be released as a pre-condition for any future developments. He indicated that there are others also being held in Abuja, Maiduguri and other locations in the North.

He told his interviewer: “Many people have called us for dialogue many times but the government is fooling itself, thinking they are clever but [are] deceiving themselves. They are insisting they don’t know us, it is false, we have met their representatives many times but because of their evil plan they kept denying [us] because of their greed and wickedness.”

Marwana also reiterated that Boko Haram is following Allah’s instruction to serve him and that his group is not attacking anyone unjustly.
He asked: “Before they attack us, have you ever see us attacking them and their cronies from the beginning? Even pressmen we have no problem with them except where there were some plots,” he said.

Apparently on the subject of treachery on the part of the government, he recalled “the first meeting” following the execution of former Boko Haram leader Mohammed Yusuf in Maiduguri.

“We were six in Shehu’s Palace,” he recalled. “From there we were 40 that met in Damaturu and only three of us survived. We went to Kaduna and met in Arewa House; of 11 of us, 10 were killed by special squad of security agencies around Tafa on Abuja way, with all these, who is a cheat and want trouble? We sat with Governor Sule Lamido, former minister of defence, Bello Halliru and Sheik Dahiru Bauchi, this is what we want our Muslim Ummah to know.”

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/another-boko-haram-figure-speaks-ruling-out-dialogue-nigeria-gov%E2%80%99t

The Lagos State Police Command on Monday, paraded five men for printing local and foreign currencies.Twoof the suspects, Femi Jacob and Ramon Adeoye,were arrested at Ogunlana Street, Alagbado with eight printing machines and alarge quantity of printed fake notes in Naira, Dollars, Pounds, Euros and Cedis totalling N8m while Isaka Usman and Akeem Ayobado, were nabbed at Ikorodu with 14printing machines, one cutting machineand N100m fake notes. The fifth suspect, Onyeka Ibe, was allegedly an Anambra-based buyer, who usually comes to Lagosto buy fake currencies.
The state Command’s Commissioner of Police, Mr. Umar Manko, said, “This syndicate has been in operation for over five years. Their customers are spread across several Africancountries like the Republic of Benin, Mali, Ghana, Togo, Liberia and Sierra Leone.
“The Officer-in-Charge of SARS, Superintendentof Police Abba Kyari, got a tip-off about the operations of the syndicate someweeks ago andmounted surveillance at Jacob’s Alagbado residence. It was Jacob’s confessional statement afterhis arrest that led to the arrest of Ayodabo who isthe leader of the syndicate.
“This case will eventually be handed over tooperatives of Interpol because of the negative implications thefake currenciesoutflow might have had on the economies of the West African countries.”
The CP stated that the cuttingmachine was owned by Ayodabo and procured from the Republic of Benin
One of the suspects, Ibe said, “I often come down to Oluwole Street in Lagos Island.That is where Ayodabo has his shop. I would spend N5,000 to get currency worthN100,000. I usually buy currency worthbetween N500,000 and N700,000.”
During the parade of the suspects, who have been in business for five years withcustomers spread across the continent, the fake notes were also displayed.
Adeoye, who said he was arrested at Iyana Ipaja, said, “I am justan errand boy,my duty was todeliver fake currencies to buyers. I was on my way to deliver fake notes worth N700,000 to one Ibrahim when I was arrested.”

Arsenal bid £8m for Villa(Times) but Man City want Barca striker to replace Balotelli (Mirror)
Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
David Villa to Arsenal, or another big club in England is the transfer story that just won’t go away!
Despite the fact that Arsene Wenger said in his pre-match press conference ahead of the Liverpool game that “Barcelona don’t want to sell David Villa and have made it clear,” the Spanish striker still features heavily in the back pages on Wednesday.
The Times get the ball rolling with the claim that ”Arsenal have tested the resolve of Barcelona by lodging a bid of about £8 million for David Villa.”
Gary Jacob and Tony Barrett in The Times point to an Arsene Wenger quote from the same press conference, where the Arsenal boss said:”We could do with top quality, one more, but you have to, find him.”
Leaving aside the fact that 8 million pounds is woefully short for a top striker, who Barcelona seem to want to keep, Arsenal look to have challengers for the signature of David Villa.
The back of the Daily Mirror on Wednesday leads with the headline: “Bye Bye Mario, Buy Buy Villa!” Suggesting Manchester City will launch their own bid for David Villa.
It seems most likely that DavidVilla will stay at Barcelona until the summer, expect plenty of transfer gossip between now and the end of the January transfer window though.

Russian tycoon and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is reportedly a huge admirer of Everton boss David Moyes and is likely to be lining up a move for the Scottish manager to succeed his team’s interim boss Rafa Benitez at the end of this season.
The Daily Mail reports that Abramovich has been speaking highly of Moyes, who has made rapid stridesat Everton since his arrivalat Goodison Park in 2002. Moyes has not only managed to keep his side in the Premier League amidst their financial woes but also consistently challenged for a spot in Europe, mostly though in the Europa League.
The news comes as a big jolt to Toffees fans who willnot want their manager to leave at any cost. There isnothing concrete yet though as Abramovich plans a post Rafa strategy to try and get his side more amongst the trophies next season after having adisappointing campaign so far this season.
One can more or less be certain about Benitez’s axing after this season as the Spaniard has done nothing to keep his job withrespect to results thus far,not to mention the scant regard he has among fans of the West London club, whom he rubbed the wrong way during his time at Liverpool.
It will be interesting to see whether a conservative and principled man like Moyes will take charge of Chelsea next summer, should an offer come knocking, especially given the way Abramovich likes to take centre stage in his team’s matters at times both on and off the field.

After several months of delays, criminal charges will be filed against the former Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Education, Farouk Lawan, the prosecutor, Chief Adegboyega Awomolo (SAN), has informed THISDAY.
Lawan, who was also the Chairman of the House Ad Hoc Committee on the Monitoring of the Fuel Subsidy Scheme, had been accused by the Chairman of Zenon Oil and Gas Limited, Mr. Femi Otedola, of demanding and accepting a bribe of $620,000 to alter the report of the committee, in which Zenon had been indicted.

Speaking with this newspaper on the phone, Awomolo said that the delay in filing the charges was caused by the need to do a thorough investigation and block all loopholes to make sure that the prosecution presents a water tight case in court.

According to him, the police have since carried out further investigations and came up with additional materials that could assist the prosecutor in the case.

He explained that Lawan would have his day in court but said that the state could not be pushed into rushing to court only to have the case dismissed for lack of adequate preparation.

Awomolo also reacted to the request by Lagos lawyer, Mr. Festus Keyamo, to prosecute the case, saying: “The Office of the Attorney General of the Federation, under the constitution and the law carries with it both national and international responsibilities with respect to prosecution of offenders.

“It appears there is a grand plan by some people to secure for the accused person cheap judgment of acquittal, because once this frivolous private prosecution fails, the accused will be discharged and acquitted and be free forever.

“Then they will turn round to blame the AGF who has been diligent in handling the case.

“Why the sudden interest? First, he (Keyamo) does not have any record of investigation by the police. Besides, there is no such law as Section 129(1)(a) of the ICPC Act. Keyamo wants to frustrate the prosecution. He is making a deliberate effort to frustrate the prosecution of Lawan.

“He is also making attempts to frustrate justice and blackmail the AGF. There is no basis for what he is doing.

“The law has moved away from Keyamo’s standpoint. The police have done more work and by next week, we will go to court.
“The AGF appreciates the public interest generated by this matter and assures Nigerians that in the next few days, the prosecution will begin. It will be done diligently and professionally. The delay is in the interest of justice.

“For the AGF as a leader of the bar and a leader of cabinet, it is important for him to act most diligently, observing the rule of law and all international protocols relating to prosecution.

“He is not to be seen as a persecutor but a prosecutor. A persecutor goes to the press to blackmail, intimidate and bring to disrepute the suspect who is presumed to be innocent under our law.

“Whereas a prosecutor must ensure that there is proper investigation with verifiable facts and evidence on the record before proceeding to court.

“The AGF will not react to the noise of the market in order to bring a Nigerian to court for crimes because a criminal allegation has various dimensions: the accused person, his life and personality, his family and relation and associates, the interest of the general public which is represented by law, and lastly, the integrity of the administration of the criminal justice.

“All these factors must be considered before bringing an accused person to court.”
Awomolo insisted that AGF would not play to the gallery, adding that a criminal investigation is not a frivolous thing. “It is also not an opportunity to play to the gallery,” he stressed.

Following the expiration of the ultimatum to the police to charge Lawan, Keyamo had last Wednesday prepared a draft charge against Lawan.

The draft charge, which was sent to the AGF, Mr. Mohammed Adoke (SAN), was accompanied by a letter requesting the AGF to indicate whether he was prepared to prosecute or not.

He had attached to the criminal charge proof of evidence, a recording of a telephone conversation between Lawan and Otedola contained in a memory card wherein Lawan had allegedly solicited or asked for gratification to doctor his report, and appealed to Otedola to keep it secret.


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/prosecutor-farouk-lawan-s-trial-starts-this-week/137676/

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EXCLUSIVE: Drogba turns
down stunning offer to
REJOIN Chelsea as
under-fire Abramovich
tries to win back the
fans.
Didier Drogba will turn
down a sensational
approach to return to
Chelsea and sign an 18-
month contract with
Galatasaray. Sportsmail
can reveal that Roman
Abramovich gave the
go-ahead last week to
offer Drogba a deal until
the end of the season,
with an option for a
further year. Incredibly
the talks were so far
advanced that Chelsea
were convinced that the
man who delivered the
European Cup last
season was on the
brink of signing before
Thursday's deadline.
#WHAT.THE.FU*K. :O

Valiantvaliant: and Mr. T Anonymous helped Larride.

what happened after I helped him?

De-Hero:
If the match does not end 2 - 0 in favour of Nigeria, say no be my mama born me....

speechless[s]

De-Hero:
If the match does not end 2 - 0 in favour of Nigeria, say no be my mama born me....

speechless

Is dat d end of d story? [quote]I want it completed,okay?

Is dat d end of d story?