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Belmot: HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in NIGERIA , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Mandesz: Anti-BokoHaram (ABH) has found out that agents of the boko haram has succeded in printing recharge cards. Once u load it your phone get burnt. pls and pls before u load any card send it to me for verification.

bunmioguns: a woman was taking a shower when she heard a knock on her door.

"who is it?" she asked.

"It's me Tom," answered the guy.

"Oh i am coming, wait a second." she replied.

she wrapped a towel around her then opened the door, meanwhile Tom is a blind neighbour, so because of dis she didn't cover
herself, she was naked, she sat on the couch applying lotion.


"she asked tom
So, what made you visit me today? it's been a long time since i saw you, like two years ago."
"well, i wanted to invite you to my party."

said Tom "oh,what party??" she asked


"I went for an eye operation and


























now I can see clearly." said Tom

emmaoyes: Hi NL

Castos: Okporoko n his wife PINKY
received a letter from their
daughter who went to study
modern physics overseas.
SHE WROTE~
My beloved Parents, I miss u so
much & it breaks my heart to
think that by d time i get back,
you will be too old. So, enclosed
you will find a bottle of a red
portion i have invented. It will
make u young, so when i return,
you will be the same age as i left
u.
NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."
GoodBye i love u! So they opened
the envelope & in
it, is a bottle with a red portion.
The man looked at his wife & says
U go first". So d PINKY takes a
drop, thereafter the Okporoko
follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs
younger.
Years later, d daughter returns
home 2 to find her mother young
& pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell
her daughter how d portion
worked & made her look young.
D daughter was happy & asks
after her father Okporoko . "Your
Father? Hmmmmm, my child, ur
father was so jealous dat i was so
young
and beautiful, so he drank d
whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where
is he?" replied her daughter.
Hmmmm na him dey my back.

anodebe: GIRLFRIEND : (Low Voice) Sweety,
Last night I had a dream about you.
BOYFRND: (excited) Oooh, Tell me
Something Honey...
GIRLFRIEND: I dreamt We were
traveling in a bus, Suddenly the bus
lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save theirlife,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.
BOYFRND: (with luv): Oh, Definately,
i was searching for You..Right?"
GIRLFRIEND: (Frown) NO, You were
shouting, Driver! Driver!!
conductor! Conductor!!, Please, Give
me My Change before You die..
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beejay247: Akpos: My peni.s in your hand. (Teacher slapped him) Akpos: Sorry Ma! I forgot to put space between PEN & IS. 'My pen is in your hand'



Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

Syenite: . What kind of predictn is this?

tomsongz: If u like dis ring back tune press * to copy it

Homar: After a long time since last year am finally back to the jokes section . Bleep sexuality section . Am home . No place like home . And all you projans shall face my wrath .

Judinho59: *scrolls up and down* i cant find the joke na.. Where is it?

bin gbagbo: Things in a guy's room before marriage-
Perfums
movies
car keys
Luv letters
Gifts
Laptops
Cards
N95
BB




After marriage-
Pain killers
Loan documents
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1100..
Narcotic drugs
Alcohol

etc

Onainor Samuel :
So you're his PA,,,,hw much are u paid sef??

Khayil: Is it possible for a deeper life chorister to be wearin g string under her printing skirt?

efizyprince: A girl dreamt dat she died & came back to earth as a hen, she den became pregnant & tried to lay eggs as a hen. She pushed and pushed, den she laid d 1st egg. Shortly afterwards, she laid d 2nd egg, She was pushing hard to lay d 3rd egg when her room mate screamed ''monica'' wake up, u dey SHIT 4 BED,

ceda99: RIHANA IS DEAD.
Rihana died yesterday around 7:15pm.
According to a reliable source, she was said
to die after an unsucessful operation that was
performed on her recently.
Her burial is to be fixed during the weekend.
Rihana is a girl of 22 years frm Calaber Cross
Rivers state.

bunmioguns: how many times do u want me to cu.m sef, u no dey TIRE!!!

bunmioguns: *enters the thread, sees all the comments nd runs back*

PretiEbony:

MOGUL.O:
FLAT BOTTOM like u!

MOGUL.O:
Flat bottom like u!