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Jokes Etc › Re: Nollywood And Their Problems.... by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:56pm On Jan 10, 2013

Nice collections

Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back Again by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:48am On Jan 10, 2013

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Who be this huh

Please may i know you huh

??[/quote]hmmm!
*speechless*

Jokes Etc › Re: CR7 Congratulates Lionel Messi by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2013

[quote author=Ezy~p]THIS IS HILARIOUS>>>>>>>
Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates
Lionel Messi on winning his fourth
Ballon d’Or.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to
offer my congratulations on
winning the Ballon d'Or.
Again. As you can see by the look
on my face, I am very happy for
you. Please forgive me for not
congratulating you at the gala,
but
since I am so tall and statuesque
and you are so tiny and maintain
terrible posture, I couldn't find
you in the crowd. Also, since
someone played a joke on you by
telling you to wear that garish
spotted jacket and tie, I didn't
want to keep you from getting
home
and changing your clothes as fast
as you possibly could. That's how
thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year
for me, and, supposedly, for you
as well. You had to set a world
record in order to score more
goals
than me. Of course, smart people
know that team accomplishments
are far more important than
personal achievements and I
helped my club to win La Liga in
2012 whereas you only helped
your club win the Copa del Rey.
The year my club only won the
Copa del Rey, I did not win the
Ballon d'Or. I
suppose this just shows that
voters hold me to a higher
standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the
Ballon d'Or a record four times in
row. I guess you're happy about
that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's
most respected sexist
broadcaster, has questioned
whether you could play well on a
cold night in Stoke. After all, you
have only
won titles for one club, whereas I
have won titles for clubs in La
Liga and the Premier League. But
very few players have the
physical talent and mental
strength to prove themselves on
different teams and in different
leagues, so you should only feel a
little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to
compare you and I, but there
really is no comparison. Yes, we
were both named after Americans
-- I was
named after Ronald Reagan, a
talented actor and two-term
president, whereas you were
named after Lionel Richie, a man
who sang about dancing on the
ceiling. Which is both impossible
and patently ridiculous. I
impregnated a woman and
created a child in 2010, but it took
you until 2012 to figure out how
to do those things. I grew tall and
strong naturally and you needed
enough growth hormones to
make even Lance Armstrong feel
guilty in order to be neither of
those things. Also, I wear proper
tuxedos to formal events while
you wear a suit made out of
clown pants. So comparing us is
both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you,
Leo. But remember: No matter
how many Ballon d'Or awards you
win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 'The only 1'
P.S. My apologies for writing this
letter in English, one of several
languages I am able to speak,
when I know you only speak
Spanish.
Maybe Cesc or Pique will translate
it for you.[/quote]Ezy~p,nice joke jare,keep it up,one day u go make us proud.

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:35pm On Jan 09, 2013

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]stop there. Where do u think u r running 2. Bites one of his ear. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes![/quote]*hits him with d bag and he slumps down*what?!wetin i cum do nw?
I'm really innocent.

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:04pm On Jan 09, 2013

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]call that yeye Mr T Anonymous to help u, b4 I shymmex u 4rm behind.[/quote]me ke?!,*picks up his bag n run away*

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Dont Even Smile Go See A Doctor by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:16pm On Jan 09, 2013

Lol

Jokes Etc › Palava Number 2. by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:51am On Jan 09, 2013

Bunmi:haha,at 90yrs,u still call ur wife darling,sweetheart,honey etc.,what is d secret behind it?
Bin:Well,I 4got her name 20yrs ago and i'm afraid 2 ask her.

Jokes Etc › Akpos Forever!!! by MrTAnonymous(op): 10:35am On Jan 09, 2013

Dad:who is ur favourite btw me n ur mum?
akpo:both.
dad:if i go 2 America n ur mum goes 2 paris,where will u go?
Akpos:paris.
Dad:dat means u luv ur mum more dan me.
Akpos:no,I like paris.
Dad shocked

.k.,assuming,I go 2 paris and ur mum goes 2 america,where will u go?
Akpos:i would go to America.
Dad:y
Akpos:coz,i've gone to paris b/4.

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:19am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Am an African -- The figure could hit 300 by Xmas [/color]

i was only joking*draws him close n whispers into his left ear,as 4 me ooh,i'm innocent,i only have one wife and 750 concubines.(I only wish my wife no go see wetin i write ooh)

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:10am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Looks around to make sure he's Safe** :

Uhm. . .am Planning to adopt her as my 107th Wife -- Do u have a Problem with that? [/color]

what?!!!*faints*

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:50am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Good for U Sir -- Are u a Press man?

I hate to have my affairs with Models on the News [/color]

hmmm,no!,would u nw answer me,what is ur relationship with kunbee?*just asking*

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:46am On Jan 09, 2013

PretiEbony: Chai! Dis guy don kolo finish

infact,pretiEbony,take dis chain,i'm sure u cn tie him.

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:41am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I wish u can Speak [/color]

i've spoken,pls check d above OP.

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:32am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Are u a neighbor to her? [/color]

No Ooh!I'm innocent,I'm only concerned.

Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies Status Update Before A Heartbreak.! by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:08am On Jan 09, 2013

britneykyute: On MONDAY( at 6a.m) Am hating this memories of the swit weekend with my bby, can't even concentrate at work, I miss you baby.! TUESDAY. With my baby at Galitos for Pizza having a good time. Mmmmwah. Love you bby! WEDNESDAY. Just had the best moments with ma hubby, watching movies at IMAX Kenya, having dinner at seasons. Love youu bby mmmwah. THURSDAY. Spending the whole day with ma bby in the house. It's an awesome feeling! Awwwww the Man of my Life. Gosh! I believe I can fly. FRIDAY. This Party don't stop at Tribeka. With my Girlfriends, Candy Sexsy shii.! Pesh switlips like dah, Hotgirl beiby, Hagalicious punny, Hot Nicki Minaj Akinyi and the Man of ma Life. Alehandro Otis. Hakuna kulala.! SATURDAY. Club here we come. Maaad maad fun beiby. You the best. My dream is to fly over the rainbow with you hehe. Love you bby! SUNDAY.(at 4pm) Oooooooh(yawn) No I can't even move my head, hangovers are killing me, last night was crazy.

AFTER BREAK-UP status updates.

MONDAY@2p.m All Men are the same Dogs. Nkt! Free and single. Relationships sucks. I hate Men. Bleep Love. TUESDAY. God is the only bf you can trust. Heal my pain God. WEDNESDAY. Watching Family TV. That message has really touched me. Thank God for the STRENTH. Some one cheer me up pleeez.! THURSDAY. (Song) Mbona, mbona, mbona! Ooh lord my God can't you see that am crying. If I have done something wrong forgive me ooh, my God. Cast your burden unto Jesus, for he cares! FRIDAY. Heading to Kesha with my Sisters, Mary, Elizabeth, Faith, Patience and Mama Brian, with a headscarf on my head. With a bible. SATURDAY. When I was down, he lifted me up. I'm strong on his shoulders, can't wait to be in Church Kesho. ( @9P.M) time to sleep, Gnyt pals. SUNDAY. That was my message. The best Men came from heaven oooh. Am so blessed today.

Jokes Etc › Re: Girama A.k.a Gbagaun by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:49am On Jan 09, 2013

^*hahaha*I'm in big SOUP today.

Jokes Etc › Re: Girama A.k.a Gbagaun by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:48am On Jan 09, 2013

[sup][/sup]I'm in big SOUP today.

Jokes Etc › Re: Important Announcement by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:45am On Jan 09, 2013

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Having felt her Bountiful Bosoms El Pleads**

Can We now Go into the Room and finish what u've Jxt started? [/color]

WHAT?!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Five Ways To Make A Girl Happy by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:42am On Jan 09, 2013

#GUSH,BORING#.

Jokes Etc › Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:36am On Jan 09, 2013

absolute rubbish!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episode 1 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:57am On Jan 09, 2013

bin gbagbo: how many heads u get?

2 heads!

Jokes Etc › Re: Yawa Don Gas!!!!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:46am On Jan 09, 2013

Nice one

Jokes Etc › Re: Game-fun 2013 ......... ADD Yours(is Dis) by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:38am On Jan 09, 2013

Is lil a wayne?
Is George a bush?
Is Jonathan a Goodluck?

Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back Again by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:19pm On Jan 08, 2013

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Am back again after a long break Huuuuuuuuuu!

This time i promise to step up ma game and make this place d BEST place to be!!!!

*whispering* all dis nonsense things wey bin cragbo, bunmioguns,toydog e.t.c dey do for here,i go stop them..... Anybody wey Dani1hate ban, i go un-ban am!!...... Post any joke of ur choice (funny or not) i go laugh.... Hmmmmmmmm...... i'm back and i'm back for good!

Happy new year!

i know u all missed me.... and i missed u more..

as for my haters

I no send them!

BRB...................................[/quote]

Jokes Etc › Re: Rapid Respond Squard Lol by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:56pm On Jan 08, 2013

kennytidistar: RAPID RESPOND SQUARD NIGER AREA

lol.....

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:44pm On Jan 08, 2013

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Absolute No! I m not kolo.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No![/quote]sorry Oooh!broz,take it easy *adds pepper 2 d injured area*

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:38pm On Jan 08, 2013

PretiEbony: Nice joke Abeg... Make una bring chain oo e be lyk say diz guy don kolo

Jokes Etc › Re: Adventures Of KWAATA Episodes 1 to 12 by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:33pm On Jan 08, 2013

slimchi2k2: na waoo how come bro

broz,no b my fault,na devil's handiwork.

Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Click Here. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:29pm On Jan 08, 2013

toygod:

If na dat BUSH FROG post dis kind tin, you noh go say is funny?

Mstchwww,EWU JALINGO like you

Jokes Etc › Re: Just Manage This by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2013

bunmioguns: The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

HELEN: "There are three reasons.

The first is that I iron better than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

WIFE: "Who said that?"

HELEN: "Your husband."

WIFE: "Oh."

HELEN: "The third reason is that I am better in Sex than you."

WIFE: "Did my husband say that as well?"

HELEN: "No, the gardener did."

WIFE: "So, how much do you want?"

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