₦airaland Forum

Lagusta: As a man, I want you to go piss inside a giant diesel generator!!!

Kcxee: A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you
mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I
DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was
embarrassed.

Laugh out loud with Tony driizzy

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked
quietly to the guy's table and she told
him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt
embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S
TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy
whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make
someone feel guilty.
Na who try pass btwn both of them...!!!

Lagusta: Bunmioguns: his real name is bunmi, he is from ogun state, but I don't kno weda him be ijebu or egba...

Mr.T Anonymous:
First name is Tunde bt my friends call me Toyboy or T Anonymous.
*still awaiting comments 4rn Bin gbagbo,bunmioguns,dani1luv and mogul.0*

mukina2: i cant feel my ......!!!!!!!!!!

bin gbagbo: The new class 5 teacher entered the class and wanted to know more about the pupils,
so he first asked them of their favourite meals.
The teacher went round and every pupil enthusiastically stated their favourite meals till it got to Kwaata , the most mumu pupil who occupied the last seat and he answered " sah please somebody has said mine"
Next, the teacher asked them to mention their favourite subjects at school, and again he went round till it got to Kwaata; but same answer from him " Sah please somebody has said mine "
Then finally The teacher asked them the last question, the easiest, but Kwaata again answered " Sah please somebody has said mine"

The teacher suffered instant stroke

The last question was " what is your name?"

lil jboy: AKPORS IS WICKED

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone.
Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven."
The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish.
The next person can’t decide on what to wish for so ends up wishing for the same thing.
At this point Akpors at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to become beautiful and Akpors at the end laughs even louder.One after another the people wish the same thing and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder Akpors laughs.
When God finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?"
Akpors says, "Make them all ugly again!"

pelezico: We dont need that guy at all - you do not air your grievances by talking trash over the internet. People that use the internet for trash talk are cowards indeed. He is only interested in promoting himself perhaps trying to get himself noticed before the January window closes.

Real men do not trash talk over the internet. Real men talk face to face. They do not try to solicit the ignorance and support of thier fans

Take it or leave it

trojanjeremy: The match started well for the ambitious eagles side, so determined to get all three points. The 1st half encounter ended on a brilliant note with those brilliant string of passes nicely put past the Bur goalie by Emenike.
But in the 2nd half a lot of things went wrong and those foolish(as you guys called them) tweets by Osaze came to mind.
-The game was not it for the eagles in the 2nd half and there was no meaningful change by the coach who foolishly left Moses on the bench throughout the whole encounter.
-Players were becoming physical during the game a lot of fouls being committed and cards flashing through the air as appropriate but Keshi just watched on!
-Efe Ambrose was red-carded fifteen minutes to the end of the game(as usual) leaving our glorious eagles with 10men. That was the time my super eagles decided to start charging after all their energy have been expended against the physical burkina side. The captain just didn't take charge when I expected him to but just tried to enjoy the game (or whatever was in his head)
To cut the long story short; Osaze said it all, we've got no captain and no one to give the coach the right advise (as that is disrespect).
I give kudos to J.O Mikel and V. Enyeama who both tried to help out with the captains job!
I hope we learn our lesson!!!

Afam4eva: God punish premier league quality. The needed the skills of the La Liga to beat those Burkina defenders and score. The only player who came close to doing that actually plays in the La Liga and his name is Ike Uche.

Mr.T Anonymous:
SE dey re always unpredictable,so I no go watch ball 2mao,instead I will go 2 my gf's house 2 kpeks her while SE lose.

bin gbagbo: how i pray nigeria top their group and face the ivory Coast

Mr.T Anonymous:
If Ethiopia don't score 4 first half,Zambia will score in d second half,quote me afta d game

speeder: WHAT SEX CAN DO!

1. It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!

2. Makes some people natural
competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

3. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

4. It makes some ladies become
terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am no...t your sister. Do it harder!

5. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... please I'm begging...

6. Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

7. Makes some people become beggers: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me! Please give it to me again!

*Add urs"*

kip it rolling...

Laitesmart: BUSINESS DAD...
Dad : Son, i want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No. Dad.
Dad : She is the daughter of Bill gates.
Son : Really. Then i will...
.
Dad goes to Bill gates.
Dad : Let my son marry your daughter.
Bill : No way.
Dad : He is the CEO of the world bank.
Bill : Really? Then he is an eligible bachelor. I will let him.
.
.
Dad goes to the President of the world bank.
Dad : Employ my son as the CEO of your company.
President : No way man!
Dad : Do you know that he is the son - in - law of Bill gates?
President : Really? Then he is already employed.
.
.
Lolz. Can someone give me an example of a marital business greater than this

Gluckdude: Annoying Question Females
Ask And their
Answer!!
1]. Are U a player? - Yes
CHELSEA FC wants to sign me
next season* do dey
expectU 2 say yes?
2]. why do U wan't my Pin??
- want to use it to burst
balloon.
3]. Can U die 4 me?
- My name is surely not
Romeo
4]. My Bis will soon expire,
what am i going to do?
- Return the BB to the seller
and get a Nokia 3310
5]. If I sleep over in your
Place, hope Nothing funny will
happen?
- No, trust me we would just
perform night vigil
6]. Hope U won't break my
Heart?
- If u don't put it at the edge
of the table...
7]. Can U take me out?
- sorry are U in prison?=D
8]. Pls come and pick me..
- like say she be beans.
9]. I think i've missed my
period..
- then ask the
class captain for the next
class!!!
10.] Can't you get a Car?
- Shey your Papa get Car
when him dey Higher
Institution?
Add more...

bunmioguns: DIMWITS

BINGBAGBO1: an ashewo went to the police to report she had been rapedd.
Police: you say u were rapped?

ashewo: yes

police: and u say u be ashewo?

ashewo: of course

police: and when did this happen?

ashewo: last night

police: where

ashewo: at the bank this morning..

police: but u said he rapped u last night?

ashewo: yes, but i realised it this morning at the bank when the cheque bounced na..







the police man had his period for the first time....

BINGBAGBO1: 2. keshi is too fat for a coach