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bin gbagbo: * opens thread and realises its a boko haram thread.......takes to his heels **follows suit* |
He shuld change his name 2 ADOLF-HITLER(II) |
Ampeaceful: says who?abeg,i don't even knw d person who said so,i'm nt d 1 who said so(bt i'm sure my hospital can't accept dat doc.) |
Is Joy a stick? Is Asha an eagle? Is Halle a berry? |
Ampeaceful: * luks @him scrutinize him as a doc.waves her head* u r sufferin 4rm ornumatumeduhinism..it strts wif laffin uninvitd..na AGBOLE doc. b dat!!! |
Speechless |
CAMEROONPRIDE: |
dotcom_na_me_na_me: OSHODI-OKE 2012FOOTBALL SECTION FIXTURES: CROWN FC VS PARAGUAY-10:00a.m. ENYIMBAVSPAIN-1:00p.m. LOBI STARSVSENGLAND-5:00p.m. |
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]NO OFFENCE PLS....dat questn is as useless as d letter P in psychriatic.. |
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Yawning** Tired of making troubles online.. Am sorry guys..pardon me for being harsh at first... |
*laughs,giggles,smiles at d same time*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :pls,don't give ur PAPA HBP |
*laughs,giggles,smiles at d same time*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :pls,don't give ur PAPA HBP |
eduson77: **scratching my sugar cane**wetin b d meaning of sugar cane*takes out a dictionary* |
Ampeaceful: fank u jareee! U finish primary school...hw did u knw dat he finished pry skul,did u go 2 d same pry skul(no offence,pls). |
boy takes puberty enhancing drugs.....grows br*easts. |
Lagusta: You went to withdraw from the bank, ten million naira, but you got robbed when you stepped out....Lol |
5 cats/. |
[quote author=Ampeaceful][/quote]#SPEECHLESS§ |
A young boy once askd his father dat daddy who is d head of dis family n d father replied him dat he is d 1 n d boy replied;bt dad why are u d head?or is it bcoz ur head is 2 big? |
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW,when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.When d police arrived at d scene,d yuppie was complaining bitterly about d damage done 2 his precious BMW."Officer,look what they've done 2 my Beeeemer!" he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic,you make me sick!" retorted the officer."You're so worried about ur stupid BMW,that u didn't even notice dat ur left arm was ripped off!" "Oh,my gaaawd....," replied the yuppie,finally noticing d bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex? |
Now Hear This: ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!! Qualification: Minimum of a credit in abusing,fornication,lack of self-control,false witnessing,stealing,covetousness,murder,smoking,drunkenness,adultery,fighting, and cheating in examinations, etc. Note:PPride and disobedience are added advantages. The names of d backbiters will be on d first batch,the rude pple and fornicators will come on d second list and those engaged in cheating in examinations and flirtation will be admitted automatically. Direct ur hand-written application with your CV to: The Registrar, Hell State University, P.O. Box 666, Satan Street, United Darkness of Fire. Any1 who read dis should nt abuse or query me 4 writing dis,coz dis is d joke section. |
God 4bid bad tins,bt if i'm to choose,i'm gonna take my brother. |
Nt even sure,lets keep on watching*God 4give me OOOH! |
bin gbagbo: you sure say u finishh school?? police??sure nw,i finish skul,u nko,se u finish skul?*waiting 4 response* |
bin gbagbo: pls get me a dictionary today, my english is bad |
A thief was once caught stealing in a supermarket and he was handed over 2 d police.After much torture,he confessed dat he had been stealing there 4 d past 2 months without suspicion.The ffg dialogue ensued: Policeman:why is it dat u always cum here 2 steal? Thief:Bcoz d inscription on d signboard says "Thanks,come again". |
bin gbagbo: [/b]bin,wait a minute,did ur parents ever ask u 2 run away 4rm home |
free2ryhme: sure say u nvr get ear drum problem soif i no get,se u fit giv me ur own |
Bliv me u tried |
free2ryhme: Tonto Dikehwhy?coz i've always luvd her music. |
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