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Jokes EtcRe: For Those Who Understand Hausa: ===allah Sarki Malami=== by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:06pm On Jan 05, 2013
bin gbagbo: * opens thread and realises its a boko haram thread.......takes to his heels * shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
*follows suit*
Jokes EtcRe: Akpors In Trouble by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:52pm On Jan 05, 2013
He shuld change his name 2 ADOLF-HITLER(II)
Jokes EtcRe: A Father And His Child!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:32pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ampeaceful: says who?
abeg,i don't even knw d person who said so,i'm nt d 1 who said so(bt i'm sure my hospital can't accept dat doc.)
Jokes EtcRe: Game Time, Just For Fun! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:21pm On Jan 05, 2013
Is Joy a stick?
Is Asha an eagle?
Is Halle a berry?
Jokes EtcRe: A Father And His Child!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:15pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ampeaceful: * luks @him scrutinize him as a doc.waves her head* u r sufferin 4rm ornumatumeduhinism..it strts wif laffin uninvitd..
na AGBOLE doc. b dat!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:07pm On Jan 05, 2013
Speechless
Jokes EtcRe: Everywhere You Go by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:04pm On Jan 05, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: grin grin grin
LET'S FIGHT AGAINST AIDS/HIV cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: NIGERIA To Host Olymipc 2012/2013 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:00pm On Jan 05, 2013
dotcom_na_me_na_me: OSHODI-OKE 2012

Olympic Game

Ceremony Date: 23rd December 2012

Opening Game: 24th December 2012, Anytime from 12:AM Nigeria Time

Stadium: Gas/Stove/Microwave/Knife/Hot water

grin grin grin
FOOTBALL SECTION
FIXTURES:
CROWN FC VS PARAGUAY-10:00a.m.
ENYIMBAVSPAIN-1:00p.m.
LOBI STARSVSENGLAND-5:00p.m.
Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2013
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]NO OFFENCE PLS....dat questn is as useless as d letter P in psychriatic..
Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:48pm On Jan 05, 2013
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Yawning**
Tired of making troubles online..
Am sorry guys..pardon me for being harsh at first...
Jokes EtcRe: A Father And His Child!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:28pm On Jan 05, 2013
*laughs,giggles,smiles at d same time*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:pls,don't give ur PAPA HBP
Jokes EtcRe: A Father And His Child!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:28pm On Jan 05, 2013
*laughs,giggles,smiles at d same time*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:pls,don't give ur PAPA HBP
Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:23pm On Jan 05, 2013
eduson77: **scratching my sugar cane**
wetin b d meaning of sugar cane*takes out a dictionary*
Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ampeaceful: fank u jareee! U finish primary school...
hw did u knw dat he finished pry skul,did u go 2 d same pry skul(no offence,pls).
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Luck Talkz by MrTAnonymous(m):
boy takes puberty enhancing drugs.....grows br*easts.
Jokes EtcRe: Bad Luck Talkz by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2013
Lagusta: You went to withdraw from the bank, ten million naira, but you got robbed when you stepped out....

You just bought a brand new 2013 LR6 HS4.... But got crushed by a trailer after jst 1hr on the road

You were thirsty, and saw a bottle of lacasera, while drinking it, you discovered it was kerosene...
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: How Many Cats Are There? by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:05pm On Jan 05, 2013
5 cats/.
Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:59pm On Jan 05, 2013
[quote author=Ampeaceful][/quote]#SPEECHLESS§
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:11pm On Jan 05, 2013
A young boy once askd his father dat daddy who is d head of dis family n d father replied him dat he is d 1 n d boy replied;bt dad why are u d head?or is it bcoz ur head is 2 big?
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:16pm On Jan 05, 2013
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW,when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.When d police arrived at d scene,d yuppie was complaining bitterly about d damage done 2 his precious BMW."Officer,look what they've done 2 my Beeeemer!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic,you make me sick!" retorted the officer."You're so worried about ur stupid BMW,that u didn't even notice dat ur left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh,my gaaawd....," replied the yuppie,finally noticing d bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex?
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:41pm On Jan 05, 2013
Now Hear This: ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!!
Qualification: Minimum of a credit in abusing,fornication,lack of self-control,false witnessing,stealing,covetousness,murder,smoking,drunkenness,adultery,fighting, and cheating in examinations, etc.
Note:PPride and disobedience are added advantages.
The names of d backbiters will be on d first batch,the rude pple and fornicators will come on d second list and those engaged in cheating in examinations and flirtation will be admitted automatically.
Direct ur hand-written application with your CV to:
The Registrar,
Hell State University,
P.O. Box 666,
Satan Street,
United Darkness of Fire.





Any1 who read dis should nt abuse or query me 4 writing dis,coz dis is d joke section.
Jokes EtcRe: Which Would You Save? by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:21pm On Jan 05, 2013
God 4bid bad tins,bt if i'm to choose,i'm gonna take my brother.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Do You Think Will Make it Out Of Aso Rock Alive (jonathan Or Patient) by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:02pm On Jan 05, 2013
Nt even sure,lets keep on watching*God 4give me OOOH!
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:57am On Jan 05, 2013
bin gbagbo: you sure say u finishh school?? police?? grin
sure nw,i finish skul,u nko,se u finish skul?*waiting 4 response*
Jokes EtcRe: If NOLLYWOOD Were To Do A JESUS Movie, Which Actor Will Play JESUS?? by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:53am On Jan 05, 2013
bin gbagbo: pls get me a dictionary today, my english is bad embarassed embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op):
A thief was once caught stealing in a supermarket and he was handed over 2 d police.After much torture,he confessed dat he had been stealing there 4 d past 2 months without suspicion.The ffg dialogue ensued:

Policeman:why is it dat u always cum here 2 steal?

Thief:Bcoz d inscription on d signboard says "Thanks,come again".
Jokes EtcRe: If NOLLYWOOD Were To Do A JESUS Movie, Which Actor Will Play JESUS?? by MrTAnonymous(m):
bin gbagbo: [/b]





you mean your parents undecided
bin,wait a minute,did ur parents ever ask u 2 run away 4rm home
Music/RadioRe: Most Useless Artist by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:26am On Jan 05, 2013
free2ryhme: sure say u nvr get ear drum problem so grin
if i no get,se u fit giv me ur own
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:07am On Jan 05, 2013
Bliv me u tried
Music/RadioRe: Most Useless Artist by MrTAnonymous(op): 10:00am On Jan 05, 2013
free2ryhme: Tonto Dikeh
why?coz i've always luvd her music.

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