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 Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
nikkyshyne: U guyz are so funny.girl,i checkd ur pix and sweat coverd me instantly,wetin happen 2 ur pix*retreats and run,peeps 4rm a very far distance and sighs heavily* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:25pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: no take am personal nw. Shebi na play. . ...oya take ur food *gives him banana* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:25pm On Jan 04, 2013*. Modified: 12:10pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
bunmioguns: no take am personal nw. Shebi na play. . ...oya take ur food *gives him banana*SMH |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If NOLLYWOOD Were To Do A JESUS Movie, Which Actor Will Play JESUS?? by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:13pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Jesus-Ramsey Noah Mary-Genevieve zechariah-aki two thieves-complete it,pls |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Game Time, Just For Fun! by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Is taylor-swift? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:03pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: U sef dey post Joke for ur mind.. . Smh. . .*brings out his AK47 nd points @ d OP*I would hav wished to ask u hw old u re bt i knw u can't count 2 high. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:47pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: *gossips in his ear* you mean she get Magunwetin u wan do b/4,God save u,jst tank God. Ampeaceful,re u ready 2 appreciate me*waiting 4 response* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:38pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ampeaceful: *drag him back* wetin de pursue u??afraid of MAGUN*laughs* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Am In Love With Vivly by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:36pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
PretiEbony: Dustbinbaboon!!!don't mind him,abeg no opt out of dis thread*kneeling and begging* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:34pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: thief. . . . .she no fit share am with u *adjusts his boxer*wetin happen 2 ur boxer*replaces his boxer wit pants* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 8:30pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
One day,a woman went to the church for the naming ceremony of her son,when she got to the pastor's house,the pastor asked her the name of d son,then she said''OBITUARY" then the pastor asked her why,she then said that she wants her son to be great and rich in future that each time she opens a page of d newspaper,she will always see a rich man's name "OBITUARY". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:23pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: @ ampeaceful, will u marry me??as i wrote earlier;no vaccine 4 foolishness. By d way,ampeaceful,i've been siding u since d tym u opened dis thread,is it only eduson dat u cn see,or am I invisible,at least shw me sum appreciation!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:08pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: *blushing* so na only eduson u wan share everything with. . .hw abt me . .. .wetin do dis bunmi self,wetin b ur probs, WELL,NO VACCINE FOR FOOLISHNESS. (mind u don't take offence) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:45pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ampeaceful: One thing wif sm Nairalanders is if u post joke we lwkallofdemdie dey ll cmment ''''C and P''' nw 2 let u guyz knw hw thoughtfull n creative i am...i posted this..just...just....check ur commentsss.....'''''''''';;;;;;;,r they motivatum..huhb/4,i stopd pstin coz dey wuld criticize u,criticize ur thread n criticize what u pst.but later,i sw dat NLanders are lik dat,so i accepted dat fate which u wuld soon accept!don't mind dem,jst keep psting,honestly i luv d joke |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:42pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ampeaceful: One thing wif sm Nairalanders is if u post joke we lwkallofdemdie dey ll cmment ''''C and P''' nw 2 let u guyz knw hw thoughtfull n creative i am...i posted this..just...just....check ur commentsss.....'''''''''';;;;;;;,r they motivatum..huhAtimes,I get tired of posting coz dey wuld criticize u,bt later i sw dat NLanders are like dat,so i accepted fate,don't mind dem jst keep psting,honestly i luv d joke |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
A young girl went 2 church.During d sermon, the pastor asked,''how many people want to go to heaven'',Everybody raised their hands up except the girl.The pastor asked her why? She said ''my aunty told me to come back home straight from church". #loof§ |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Crossing Your Legs In Church, Is It Wrong? by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
mama bear: Please I really need an answer 2diz...i wanted 2 ask dat question b/4,thanks 4 d question. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
UP NEPA The day I will never 4get in my life-Computer Game.It is just anoda saturday evening.I am here in my room,playing mortal combat 4 d tenth time on my five-Year Old IBM Compatable computer in advail fact,I'm nt concentrating on d game.My mind is searching 4 sumtin existing 2 do.Man,I am so bored. The buzzing of my computer brings me back 2 reality.It's screen has bcum lazy.I give it a few pats to free it 4rm its pandemonium.The screen finally came back in place and... hello,what is this? ACCESS GRANTED? And what's that funny emblem?The next thing I see is AMOUNT OF CASH DESIRED:$- Hey,wait a minute.I look closely at sum words written under d emblem and I see - No it can't be I am dreaming YES!! YES!!, I exclaim,explanation finally unveiling its face I have sumhw got into d Swiss Bank Account with money extraction code! I'm almost blinded by d dollar symbols in my eyes.AMOUNT OF CASH DESIRED? Twenty-five million?No,too small. Two Billion?Three?Give me every bill in dat bank that has a value on it? O.K.Lets make it two and a half billion dollars.How!I am fucking rich oh Saturday!Thank God 4 making such a day! I put my shaky hands on d computer,ready 4 action when d whole house blackened out.My computer screen follows suit.After sitting there 4 what seems like eternity,I stood up in silence as I realise what has happened. NEPA has taken light,I can't remember what I did next laugh? Cry? Scream? Faint? Convulse? Whatever my reaction was,4 one thing it wasn't funny. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 6:27pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
1.If every morning after waking up,ur folks give you a hug and a kiss b/4 sending you off 2 school,u re Ajebota.But if u get a slap for nt kneeling down or prostrating properly,you re definitely an Ajepaki. 2.If as a young girl,b/4 u even dare step outside ur house,u put on a pair of jeans and a matching top with a pair of sneakers,you qualify to be called an Ajebota.But if u repeatedly and nonchalantly simply tie a wrapper around ur chest in d morning,slip into a pair of bathroom slippers,with 'pako'(chewing stick)in one corner of ur mouth and head to Mama Sule's store 2 buy three cubes of Maggi and onion,your pakiness is of a high level. 3.If ur folks,through an exclusive country club,introduced u 2 a variety of sports like cricket,polo,lawn tennis,swimming,taekwondo,hockey etc,you can be classified as Ajebota.But if cars repeatedly avoid hitting you while playing either 'ten-ten','sunway' or 'set',bare-footed on d streets,u re a serious Ajepaki 4.If ur clothes re bought abroad n u always wear d 'latest brand name(e.g.Puma,Nike,Adidas n maybe Fubu)that makes everybody wonder...u might b an Ajebota.But if u specialise in 'Boskona' pricing and u re known by d majority of d 'Nna' boys located in strategic spots within Dugbe,Balogun,Mushin etc.,u must b strongly ''En Pakkiated''. 5.If u are driven 2 skul in d morning and picked up by a driver after school...u might qualify as an Ajebota.But if u hold the world record 4 boarding a moving popular Lagos ''MOLUE'' through any opening:doors,windows etc,u re a PAKI ORIGINAL. 6.If u re familiar and current with the latest things in vogue,you qualify as an Ajebota.But,if d very first time u saw a pair of NIKE trainers u wondered why d bearer had 2 paint sum Yoruba girl's name on it,old boy...PAKI-ism has scattered ur head!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:53pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bunmioguns: Do u knw d reason why some ppl are not criticising ur yoke. ..ampeaceful,in Nl,we hav d haterz club,luk at wat bunmi said ,i hope u can see what entails in his mind. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hollywood Starts Today. by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: madmankeep talking,someday u would say something intelligent. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:28pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: Soso what,what happened? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hollywood Starts Today. by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:26pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: I am a madmanbin,is dat true?*peeping* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:06pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: I don't do hating,just saying the obvious truth |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:52pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: Let me help you laff in gangnam style, OPA GANGNAM laugh.haterz club |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:49pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
jeff1000: dat will be a miracle....imagine dat there's no existence of money in d worlddat is a miracle,imagine Abacha ressurects and take over 4rm Goodluck. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:34pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
eduson77: we no dey fight sisi,i luv dis comment |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:34pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ampeaceful: hav u seen dis joke elsewhere b4? Weda its outdated or indated i dn't care n if u lyk u open teeth if u knw lyk u commot 4 hereampeaceful,dis joke is among d bst jokes i've read dis year,keep it up. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:30pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
eduson77: outdated joke..u always criticize,why? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Omg!! This Yoruba Dude Don Destroy Grammar!!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:05pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Donalð Genes: Ofcourse who can better fit the examples if Not You#burst into flame lafbros,se i offend u ni?! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Omg!! This Yoruba Dude Don Destroy Grammar!!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:47pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ajibel: Some ppl deserve to be locked up in the toilet denied of internet accesswe want names of dose pple.(mind u,pls exclude my name 4rm d list) |
. . . Hmmm, i no do again
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