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Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 9:12am On Jan 04, 2013

bin gbagbo: [b]thank u sah[/b.]

SPEECHLESS*Smh*

Jokes Etc › Re: Help, My Car Is Stolen by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:58am On Jan 04, 2013

larride: Bushy-Anus

Just one QUESTION for you

ARE YOU MAD?

bushy-anus,i dey expect answer*waiting 50%*

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:47am On Jan 04, 2013

ekeroyal: Thanks bro, have been very fine. Just been busier than usual. How are you too?

BG, the gay Lord, hope you have your Vaseline and your partner, cos we don't keep such. Now let me direct you to where you can find a space. (Gambari!)

Am cul,don't mind him,can't u see dat his name resembles his character BIN AGBO(RAM).

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 7:20am On Jan 04, 2013

Abbey2sam: You the op
Mumu,
Stale jokes.

HATERZ CLUB.Abeg go write ur own

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 10:19pm On Jan 03, 2013

larride: ur jokes are really hilarious,i laugh sote i 4get se my name na larride

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 7:31pm On Jan 03, 2013

Larride's pastor once baptised him,after immersing him into water the third time,he told him nw u hav been immersed into this water d 3 times and baptised in d name of d Holy Trinity,no more sins,no more alcohol,your name has been changed to Isreal.
When he got home,he went into his bar,picked a bottle of champagne and immersed it into water three times saying,I've baptised u in d name of d Holy Trinity,ur name has changed 2 Orange juice. I'm back guys.Happy New Year to all NL bubblebrains.

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Jokes Etc › Re: BIN GEE Not Giving Up! by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:21pm On Jan 03, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
BREAKING NEWS:This evening around 5:00pm Bin Gbagbo was said to have hit his head on a big rock while parachuting(mind u,he borrowed d parachute).Currently,he is admitted into a world renowned hospital bearing the name AnonymousB-)International Hospital(AIT).REPORTING IS:****

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 7:09pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo: na which day i tell you se i be deaf man

you cant hear so i wont answer you

your name resembles your character

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:15pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo: i dont believe it

i'm sure u can't bliv.bin gbagbo,are u truly a guy or a girl or even both?

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:02pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo: please did a human being post these things??

* vomiting *

yeah

Jokes Etc › Re: BIN GEE Not Giving Up! by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2013

Bome01: Was that a joke?

i was contemplating on asking dis question,dry joke.

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 4:45pm On Jan 03, 2013

Grandpa:Bright,dat is ur teacher,she is coming because u didn't shw up in class 2day,so go and hide,I will tell her u re sick and currently in d hospital.
Bright:No,it is u who shuld go and hide coz I've already told her dat u re dead,so go inside and hide so dat she won't say dat I'm a liar.
#like father like son#

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2013

3 friends namely dani1luv,bunmi and akpors determined 2 go on a picnic.Dani1luv packed sandwiches,bunmi packed the picnic set.When dey got there,bunmi laid d mat while dani1luv brought d sandwiches and softdrinks.As dey were about to eat,they discovered dat dey didn't bring d opener.No one wants to volunteer to go on another 3hours journey home.So dey begged Akpors 2 go and bring d opener.Akpors replied,i can't coz b/4 i cum back,u wuld hav finished d sandwiches and they promised him dat dey won't eat it.So dey waited 4 him for 10 hrs bt Akpors didn't appear and they were already feeling hungry.So dey decided 2 eat,as dey were about eating,they saw Akpors.
Akpors:I knw u wuld want to eat it,I'M NO MORE GOING.
*GOSH*

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Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:48pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns: beht why

ask dr.bin gbagbo

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:42pm On Jan 03, 2013

Akpors movd to .V.I. with his wife.Later,thieves invaded and demanded 4 d money he brought home d day b/4 vowing he wuld inject him wit hiv fluid if he didn't answer him
Akpor-if u inject me,wuld u still take d money
thief-no.
Akpor-then let me ease myself in d toilet first,then u cn inject me.
So he went to d toilet n wen he came back,d thief inject him and went away.
The wife still baffled asked Akpor why he accepted to be injected instead of giving them d money.
Akpor-the fool didn't knw dat i've put on condom wen I entered d toilet.
#who is d fool#

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:19pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns: ur yokes dey make me vomit

i'm happy it makes u vomits.(Infact,wetin dey inside ur stomach wey u dey vomit)

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:10pm On Jan 03, 2013

Bunmi jst married a new girl(virgin)and it was bedtime and he doesn't knw what 2 do coz he has nver stayed wit a woman b/4 so he called his dad:
bunmi-dad,i don't knw what to do wit my wife
dad-lay her on d bed unclad
5minutes later,bunmi called his dad
bunmi-dad,i've laid her on d bed,what next?
Dad-unclad urself bside her
5min. later,bunmi called again
bunmi-dad,i've done dat 2,whats next
dad-gosh,bunmi,do u expect me 2 say everytin,put d hardest tin in ur body into where she pees.GOODNITE.
15mins later,bunmi called his dad again
bunmi-i've put my head into her toilet bowl,whats next
dad-Bleep,go and DROWN in a BLOODY RIVER.

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:23pm On Jan 03, 2013

Sutoboy was having s*x with 1 village girl without condom,so d ffg conversation occurred:
V girl:u no dey use condom ni?
Suto:no
V girl:se u no get Aids ooh?
Suto:no,nt at all.
V girl:I dey ask coz i no wan contact Aids d second tym
#Sutoboy fainted#

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:05pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo: I BIND YOU

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:55pm On Jan 03, 2013

Sumtimes ago,bin gbagbo was admitted into a mental hospital.
So 1 day,bin gbagbo sat dwn and put two stones in his ear,so d doc. askd him what he was doing and he replied i'm listening 2 rock music.

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns:

we are used to ur ''no line'' comment.

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:44pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns: JOKE NO 1.............STALE

JOKE NO 2.............A BIT OK

WORK HARDER

first speech........dull and nt reasonable
second speech........a little bit okay,work on ur speech

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:40pm On Jan 03, 2013

1 day,a gang of armed robbers invaded a church telling d concregation dat dey only want 2 kill 1 person bt in order nt 2 coz argument,they were going do it with names starting alphabetically,so dey went 2 d Rev.bt he replied,my name is Zamuel Zmith,dey moved to the choir master bt he replied,my name is Zheophilus Zheila bt dere is sum1 who bears Akpors.Naso Akpor shout,u dey craze,no mind am o,my friends call me Zzzakpors Zzzeal.
Who wan die?wetin u espect,if it was u nkoo?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:26pm On Jan 03, 2013

A man forgot 2 zip up his trousers,so a lady saw it and d ffg conversation occured:
lady:sir,u've forgotten 2 zip up.
man:thanks,bt did u see my black hummer jeep
lady:no,I only saw a small keke napep

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:17pm On Jan 03, 2013*

A couple once rushed 2 a world renowned maternity hospital coz d wife is in labor.So d Doctor in charge told dem dat he had a machine which will transfer d pain of d wife in labor to d father of d child.So dey agreed,and d doctor hooked up the machine and increased its intensity to 20.The man said dat he is nt feeling any pain so d doc. increased it to 50,yet d man didn't feel any pain and requested that d machine be increased to its highest in which d doc. reluntantly did bt yet d man didn't feel any pain until d woman delivered d baby.Happily,dey went home 2geda and wen dey reach home,d gateman was dead
#who give am belle#

Jokes Etc › Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(op): 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2013*

Hullo all NL BUBBLEBRAINS,I'm back 2 give u hilarious jokes 4 d year 2013,jst sit dwn n stay tuned.

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Jokes Etc › Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:43pm On Jan 03, 2013

Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes

I'm happy u knw dat u havn't pst any jokes b/4(were is d talent),the person wey do u dis way no do u well,God punish satan 4 doing u like dis,sorry,Mr. bushpig.

Jokes Etc › Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:38pm On Jan 03, 2013

Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes

Jokes Etc › Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:36pm On Jan 03, 2013

Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes

the person wey do u tis no try at all,God go punish satan 4 doing u dis way.Sorry,bushpig

Jokes Etc › Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:29pm On Jan 03, 2013

mimicue: *yawns*

u wanna sleep?

Jokes Etc › Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(op): 12:28pm On Jan 03, 2013

Larride's pastor once baptised him,after immersing him into water the third time,he told him nw u hav been immersed into this water d 3 times and baptised in d name of d Holy Trinity,no more sins,no more alcohol,your name has been changed to Isreal.
When he got home,he went into his bar,picked a bottle of champagne and immersed it into water saying,I've baptised u in d name of d Holy Trinity,ur name has changed 2 Orange juice. I'm back guys.Happy New Year to all NL bubblebrains.

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:14pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo: i bind you in jizorz name...

why d pretense,se u no dey 4 gay's club ni,abi u don 4get ni?!

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