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sutoboy: very funny u cant find your joystick?

bin,se na true?

Thanks goodness,i've found a thread which is a little bit lively.
You guys wey dey talk sey u go first attend 2 ur mum,assuming after attending 2 ur mum,u went into d bedroom and u found out dat ur wife and the guy has disappeared?
#SHOOH#.

If u tink i'm stupid,then raise up ur hand.Haha,look at u all dumb asses raising up ur hand in front of a computer screen!

Why is it dat wen ur wife gets pregnant,people wuld rub her tummy saying congratulations,but no 1 rubs ur balls and say good JOB?!

By d time u finish reading this,u wuld knw dat u've wasted 8seconds of ur life all because u wanna read this post.
LOSER.

A woman once complained to her doc. I can't get my husband to hav s*x with me anymore.So the doc. gave her a liquid drug to add to his husband's drink.So d first nite,she added 4 drops,so she enjoyed dat nite,d 2nd day,she added 8drops,and dat nite was really wonderful.On d 3rd day,she decided 2 add all d liquid drug into her husband's drink 4 a splendid nite.
But on the 2nd day,it was their son who appeared in d doc.'s room shouting;
doc. what hav u done 2 my dad-mum is dead,my sister is pregnant,our maid is pregnant,my butt is aching and he keeps singing;kitty-kitty,i want more
#laff it out#

Akpors,an airplane attendants once went into an airplane just b/4 flight.As he was cleaning up the pilot cabin,he saw a book titled:HOW TO FLY A AEROPLANE.
So he took it and opened it to the first page and what he saw amazed him:If u want to start an aeroplane,press d red button,so he pressed it and the aeroplane started.Nt satisfied,opened the book 2 d second page:If u want to fly a plane,press d green button,so he pressed it and to his amazement,the plane started flying.
As the plane was flying,he opened to the third page and what he saw amazed him:
ON HOW TO STOP AN AEROPLANE,PLEASE WAIT FOR VOLUME 2 OF THIS BOOK.
#He fainted#

sexy74: Please OP, do you remember where you escaped from, there is still space for you there.
go back.

thanks bro 4 giving him a gud advice.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

*smh*abeg move dis thread to nairaland general coz it is 2 boring

FACTS IN NIGERIA.
The shortest president in Nigeria-OBASANJO OLUSEGUN.
The artist with the biggest bulging eyes-SEGUN ARINZE.
The thinniest man in Nigeria-SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI.
But who is the thinniest,shortest and d biggest eyed man in Nairaland?
Suggestions pls.

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bin gbagbo: bush pig

same 2 u.Anyway,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

kentoplash: Pls since wen did Ant becum an animal?

dey didn't do biology in their secondary school.

sutoboy: hehehehe!ma u bi dis?

d devil incarnate

Donalð Genes: "Let's out a resounding laugh"(hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah)
Ohhhhh boy eh! Is this dude from the ? race(I no no ooo) Or am I the only one dreaming
Laugh go wound me here!

guy,i hav a hospital(a world renowned one)I'm recommending u dere.
THANKS

bin gbagbo: for ya mama yansh

bleep off,wetin happen 2 ur yansh

Aaash!God,what is d joke sec. turning into,totally boring?!

Boring!Not interested

bin gbagbo: then sorry

4 wat?!

bin gbagbo: i am innocent

really,u knw dat i am ur best friend,tell me,i'm sure u re happy about ur uncle's wife.

bin gbagbo: please i dont know what you are talking aboutv

i read dat joke hundred times lst year.

bin gbagbo: two gay bush pigs

when will u learn 2 face reality and accept ur responsibilities,bin?!

bin gbagbo: prettiEbony

+ur uncle's wife

Pls,wen nxt u wan na photocopy,jst use new photostat machine,okay?

bin gbagbo: are u threatening ME

no mind bin,make u yab am,no 1 fil tak ur girl,abi u dey fear ni?!

Teacher:do u knw d importance of PERIOD
Seun:Yeah,the day my sister said she missed one,my mum fainted,my dad got an heart attack,our driver ran away

ekeroyal: ^^Both men above are adulterous.
Yeah
Besides, I know BG inherited his late uncle's wife

God's Great!!

ekeroyal: ^^Both men above are adulterous.

Besides, I know BG inherited his late uncle's wife

God's Great!!

ekeroyal: ^^Both men above are adulterous.

Besides, I know BG inherited his late uncle's wife

God's Great!!

its true,God is really great,at least he has gotten a new year present
A NEW WIFE!

bunmioguns: One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more

Gosh,dis 2 guys will nver learn.*BIN AND BUNMI(B-SQUARE).

bunmioguns: One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more

Gosh,dis 2 guys will nver learn.

PretiEbony: Bin, u really need 2 c ur doctor; i knw it will be very hard for u coz leaving ur huz to d hospital wil b a hardwork.

bin,see nw ur girl dey yab u coz ur thread is........

bin gbagbo: thank you sah

bin,wetin dey do u,se u no knw se bunmi wan jam u ni,sebi u b d first person 2 date prettiebony,abi u dey fear bunmi-he can't do anytin,jst go get ur girl.

One day,ben complained 2 his teacher about his dad.
Teacher:what happened 2 ur right eye.
Ben:my dad hit me
teacher:what did u do
ben:u knw dat we liv in a small rum,anytym we are on bed,my dad will ask me that hav i slept.If i say no,he would hit me.
Teacher:next tym,when he calls,don't answer him.
THE 2ND DAY.
Teacher:What happened 2 ur face
ben:last nite,wen we were on bed,my dad asked dat hav i slept and i didn't answer.Later,i heard sum noises and daddy was jerking d bed.So I heard daddy asking mum dat are u coming and mum replied;yes,and u?dad replied;yes.
Since dey don't go out without me,I shouted;I'm also coming along.
#Huuh,laaf it out#