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who da fwuck is dt guest

goldonome: 5 minutes to ur wedding u were called for a contract of 300 million dollars, ll u go 4 it or leave it. Sincere ans. Pls...lets nt kill d fun

bin gbagbo: Akpors was in church on 31st night and pastor was prophesying ..

Pastor: Now i prophesy to you somebody, this year is your year of restoration, you will own a jeep this year, if u believe it say "i will own a jeep this year"

Congregation: " I will own a jeep this year"

Akpors: "i will own a jeep this year "

Pastor: Now i prophesy, to all those that are not married, you will be married this year , now if you believe it, say "i will be married this year "

Akpors: i will be married.....just as Akpors was about to finish, he suddenly remembered his wife was standing by him, gazing angrily preparing a blow ..

so Akpors quickly said.......




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." sorry, i mean I WILL BE WORRIED THIS YEAR "
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Akpor's wife: you are very lucky u didnt complete it





his wife gave him six lashes when they got home


* farts twice* ........this blockbuster is dedicated to all women who are currently seeing their menses .....happy easter to you allllll

toluleke: Wat you cracked up there are those jokes or been paramountly silly.u killed my spirit wit that boring joke.who is prettiebony?cos d name sound as silly as d joke

Xymc...:
Wetin dey gush out?,na water?

Abbey2sam: It simply means that you should love instead of hating cuz it will do you good,In d the sense that when you think of the person it gives you joy intead of hating and giving yourself high B.P

bunmioguns: when u are 4 years old, ur sister was half of ur age meaning dt ur sister was 2 years old making ur sister 2 years younger than u..nw dt u are 100 years old, ur sister wil be 98 years old...are u satisfied?

bunmioguns: when u are 4 years old, ur sister was half of ur age meaning dt ur sister was 2 years old making ur sister 2 years younger than u..nw dt u are 100 years old, ur sister wil be 98 years old...are u satisfied?

bunmioguns: when u are 4 years old, ur sister was half of ur age meaning dt ur sister was 2 years old making ur sister 2 years younger than u..nw dt u are 100 years old, ur sister wil be 98 years old...are u satisfied?

MSItachi: These are the trends I seee Nairaland's comments that have the most likes.

1. Don't. Bother to read what was pposted, just State you are the 1st, 2nd or 3rd to post and dance azonto or something similar. Like : 10+

2. Talk about how garri will soon be traded on new york stock exchange. Like : 20+

3. Write something very meaningful in response to topic
Like : 30+

4. Insult the op or Topic or jonathan or seun Likes: 40+

5. Advertising a totally irrelevant product in a thread Hates: 100

Pls add more

Moderator please move this to the right section if I got it wrong.

djeezy: must all jokes be about Akpors? You guys should change name jor.

Xymc...:
Chaiii!! Who are these people above me,abi u no dey understand English?,abeg Op u try the pics are realy funny,especialy d "cool baby" lols,realy gat me rolling with laughter

realsammie: # throws away the key in d lagoon #

metcheew

octus2008: A man nd a woman walked into a guest house nd requested to spend d night. The owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, who is a born again refused to allow men nd women to stay 2gether in his hotel because of fornicatn. The woman explained, he is my son, not my spouse nd so they checked in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service to go nd check if those folks were truly mother nd son. The room service came back nd said; Sir, she's truly d mother. The boss asked, hw did u comfirm dat? The room service smiled, Sir i am very sure, I saw her breastfeeding him.happy holidays folks..ride safe

Richieboyn: dhama ur obviously jst a stupid fool. If u dnt wanna comment; dnt talk. Jst pass on. Itz fools like u dat are retarding the growth of our world.

Valiantvaliant: @op
wot is paining her please did she step on a nail?!!!

dhama: Is this gbagbo?

zangiff: what about sikiru

nikkyshyne: I love you.