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A mother saw her child eating mango fruit and d ffg conversation occured:
Mother-Hope,but I told u nt 2 climb trees coz anytym u climb trees ,boys will stay underneath and start looking at ur pants.
Hope-(laughs)Today,when I wanted 2 pluck mangos,I climbed d mango tree but b/4 I climbed it,I removed my pants so dat boys won't see it.Later on,boys came and they started looking at my buttocks and I laughed at them cause I know dat I've kept my pants in my skirt's pocket.

~vicky~:
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Last year,vicky and her new boyfriend decided to stroll out to d street.On getting to a boutique,vicky saw a shoe and d following conversation occurred btw vicky and her boyfriend:
Vicky::OOh,I have forgotten my purse at home,can u pls borrow me 5k,I want to buy dis shoe.
Boyfriend:I didn't bring my ATM along.But I have N200 here wit me,you can use it to take a bike and pick up ur purse.

One day,Messi brought a girl 2 his house.So d girl went 2 d bathroom 2 UnCloth,when she came back to d bedroom,she saw 2 guys wit Messi lying on the bed.So she asked him what was going on.There Messi replied;I can't do anytin except i'm assisted by xavi and Iniesta.

A naija lady once married a chinese guy and luckily 4 dem,dey got a child within a year.After 3 months.d child died,so the lady's mother came and started shouting;I knew it!I knew it!I knew it!.So someone asked her what she knew,and she replied,I know from d start dat d child or d husband will die soon nitori china products never last.

An american invented a machine dat catches thieves.So dey tested it in 3 countries.In America,30mins-50 thieves,In Ghana,10mins-6000 thieves,In Nigeria-5mins-they stole d machine.

A drunk 18 year old asked a married woman out.The married woman told her husband about it.The husband told her dat she shuld invite him to d house so dat he culd deal wit d drunk boy.The wife did as she was adviced and invited d drunk boy to her house,meanwhile her husband is hiding under d bed luking for his opportunity to beat d drunk boy as already planned.The drunk boy accepted d woman's invitation.On getting 2 her house,the drunk boy kissed her,and started removing his clothes,then the woman saw a lot of scars on d drunk boy's body and asked him where he got all dose scars.The drunk boy replied;I lik asking married woman out and anytym I'm caught,we have to fight for d woman,like today nw,if we start making luv and ur husband shows up,he will be d 20th man i've killed.And so he continue his luv making and d woman was making signs 4 her husband 2 come and beat d drunkard but d only thing we heard was a whisper underneath saying,pls,no call my name,abi u wan make I die?!!!

Last year during the elections,I went to one of PDP Gubernatorial campaign and I saw a female jornalist who wore a cloth,there was an inscription on d cloth around d chest area which says"PRESS" and I pressed and naso I hear LAOH for my face.Oga Ade,is it my fault?Sebi na wetin d tin tell me se make I do i do.

Hezekiah65: RDM. Chelsea coach will be the first to be fired

Di Matteo of Chelsea.

On Tuesday,Spurs authorities annouced that they have signed Adebayor permanently. The Striker was loaned last season from Manchester City and he scored 18 goals from 37 matches.
Spurs authorities didn't disclose the transfer amount but according to the British media,it should be around £5m.

PretiEbony: U try 4 d third joke sha.....

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Bin gbagbo-Now that i've bought a new hearing aid,I can hear voices afar,at least i can hear from a distance of two blocks.
Homar-That is very good,by d way,how much did u buy it?
Bin gbagbo-The time is half past six.

PretiEbony: Mtschew!

wetin do dis girl*looks at her and sends her out of d thread*

Once upon a tym in a little village,there was this terrifying rain dat caused flood in d village,so everybody ran out of d village except a man.People were begging d man to leave bt d man replied dem saying;I'm sure dat God will save me.The second day,a boat came,but d man refused 2 board d boat,d third day,d flood level became higher,so d man got up 2 d roof of his house,there an helicopter came,yet d man didn't board it.So later on,d man died.When d man reached heaven,the man asked God;but God why didn't you save me then God answered but I sent both a boat and an helicopter to u,what do u still want me to do?!!!

A policeman arrested a man for urinating in a prohibited place and fined him N500.The man gave the policeman N1000 and the policeman told d man;abeg urinate one more time,coz I no get change.

When I was young,I used to ask God for a bicycle,but I realised God doesn't do silly things,so I stole a bike and later asked for God's forgiveness.

This following conversation occurred btw a mother&her short child :
child-mum,u said I shuld always read d bible.
Mum-yes,son.
Child-there is a certain verse in d bible which says:for all has sinned and have fallen short of d glory of God.
Mum-and how is dat supposed 2 cause a problem.
Child-mum,pls confess all ur sins bcause i still want to b tall

uboma: i heard merlin season 5 is out. Has any1 seen it?

I'm nt dat sure bt maybe.

I wuld go 4 city hunter,iris,terranova

Styl plus has released another album titled ALIVE.Do you think it will blow nigeria music industry.

Ladoja accuses Ajimobi of breaching accord

IBADAN—FORMER Oyo State governor, Senator Rashidi Ladoja, said, yesterday, that Governor Abiola Ajimobi was yet to honour the gentleman agreement he entered with him.

He stated that it was some leaders of the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, who mounted pressure on the governor to renege on his promise.

As a gentleman, he said, he was hopeful that Ajimobi should live up to the promise.

Ladoja, who spoke in Ibadan after the Ramadan prayer at Agodi Praying Ground, also disclosed how President Goodluck Jonathan, former President Olusegun Obasanjo, Chief Richard Akinjide, SAN and Chief Dejo Raimi made entreaties to him to join the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

The discussion, according to him, was stalled because the PDP leaders were yet to fulfil the conditions he put before them.

Ladoja, who said he remained in his Accord Party, stressed, “For now, we are open to discussion on terms that will be acceptable to all parties. We are happy to be free in our party and we encourage other people of like-minds to come and join us. We will be happy to receive them.”

Contrary to expectations of many people in the state that his party, Accord Party, was in working alliance with ACN, he said, “Let us get it straight away that we, in Accord Party have no working relationship with ACN.

Ladoja said: “We were invited by the ACN governor to stabilise the state so that he can be able to run a safe government. He has not yet told us that he doesn’t need that again. I am not unaware that some leaders are not happy with him and that they have even been mounting pressure on him by making things difficult for him to make him fulfil the agreement he had with us. I sympathise with the governor.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/ladoja-accuses-ajimobi-of-breaching-accord/

Bliv me or nt,sasha.a.k.a.first lady is d best.she was d first female rapper in Nigeria,and I swear 2 God Almighty,dis gurl can rap on top of water.

I wanna knw who is blowing ur mind in terms of foreign rappers;mine is lil wayne.

[color=#000099][/color]i don laugh sote my brother ask my name,i answer am sey i be akpors

*looks n giggles*

Guy.Dr.bin gbagbo is around.*just advicing*

ashson: it is significant because weneva d moon shows up marks d beginning of a new month, which lasts in 29 or 30 days. islam goes with nature if u dnt knw, not like your gregorian fool dat can only calculate base on common man reasoning

u guys don start 2 dey criticize,how am I sure that you are really fasting.