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yorke1: Did you say he helped? With how many goal? dude pls get a life!

fool,don't u knw dat he holds his position very well,he is nt lik ramires,lampard and other who goes 4ward leaving d midfield and defense weak.from d day mikel has gotten 2 chelsea,he has nver been 4forgotten by any coach,he is always d favourite for his position,always confident and always holding possession on d pitch.

Cul 1

fleyboy02: Mhen.... Am enjoying this fight..

d fight dey sweet me

I have so many artists who have thrilled me this year both local n foreign artists.I have d likes of bruno mars,enrique inglesias,jason derulo,chris brown,justin bieber,beyonce,taylor swift,rihanna,lady gaga.
Locally,I also have artists dat have thrilled me with their music this year like 9ice,p-square,olamide,banky w,wizkid,asa,omawumi and chidinma.Feel free to post your views.

I'm in nid of football manager 2012 or 2013,cn any1 help me compress it n send it 2 my email-movicapo@ovi.com or tanonymous@ovi.com.

mikeuz: Please I need help wit 2012 or 2013 Fm software.am n warri. Plz if U hav. U cn compress it and send it thru bbm or email.tankz

I'm also in nid of 2012 or 2013,can any1 send it 2 my email-movicapo@ovi.com or tanonymous@ovi.com.Iwuld be glad.

Its true dat Sade has made it convincinly bt I still see Adele as a rising star who will take the rod when Sade stops singing in the nearest future.Anyway,I love both bt I go 4 Adele

Guys,I would want u 2 pst ur views on dis topic:who do u consider d best magician btw Harry Potter and Merlin when acting.Mine is Merlin.

Charlie boy has rejected the offer of becoming a judge in the next Nigerian Idol.
He rejected on the basis of the money he was offered.He said he wouldn't one of the judge of the next Nigeria Idol Musical Audition if he is not given a whooping amount of N30,000,000.If Nigeria Idol sponsors agree to this sum,then Charlie Boy will be the first man in Nigeria to be given the highest money only to be a judge in music audition.

4 me I go 4:
1.)Male:Nicholas Cage.
2.)Female:Angelina Jolie.

Guys,I wuld lik u 2 pst ur views on dis topics,I don't knw if sum1 has pst dis thread b/4,if yes,mods. are free 2 delete d thread.I want 2 knw ur best foreign movie actor and actress.

I wanna knw what is going on in terms of south korean movies coz I luv watching it especially the seasonal action types like:City hunter,Iris,Lobbyist,Artena,man called God,crime squad.etc.Pls post ur own views.

1.At least Bishop Oyedepo can boast of 4 private jets
2.At least we are the most populous country in Africa and also among the first six poverty stricken country in Africa.
3.At least we have the richest man in Africa who uses our money to enrich his so called company.
4.At least,PHCN is one of the best in putting a whole town into a plucking darkness for at least 3months.
5.At least,we don clock 52,many no even clock 40.

1.At least Bishop Oyedepo can boast of 4 private jets
2.At least we are the most populous country in Africa and also among the first six poverty stricken country in Nigeria.
3.At least we have the richest man in Africa who uses our money to enrich his so called company.
4.At least,PHCN is one of the best in putting a whole town into a plucking darkness for at least 3months.
5.At least,we don clock 52,many no even clock 40.

Nigeria,the sixth ranked petroleum producing country in the world and the second in Africa as at 2011 by the OPEC Committee in OPEC SUMMIT held in Geneva,Switzerland.At 52,Nigeria is still experiencing difficulty and hardship in terms of petroleum.Today in Ibadan,most of the filling stations closed their stations.The only reason they culd offer is that they don't have fuel.Areas affected in Ibadan are:Apata,Idi-ape,Olorunda-Abaa,Akobo.etc.Nigeria at 52,there is still scarcity of petrol &kerosine.Are we really inclining or declining?

I'm neutral on dis game

queenafric: cough. . . erm. . . Is this love? I think it must be love. Or what da ya tink?

*i'm guess d girl is smart

Biggest lie of d day

16-20yrs

A hippie gets onto a bus
and sits next to a nun in
the front seat. The
hippie looks over and
asks the nun if she
would have sex with
him.
The nun, surprised by
the question, politely
declines and gets off at
the next stop. When
the bus starts again,
the bus driver says to
the hippie, "If you want,
I can tell you how you
can get that nun to
have sex with you."
The hippie of course
says that he'd love to
know, so the bus driver
tells him that every
Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes
to the cemetery to pray
to the lord. "If you went
dressed in robes and
some glowing powder,"
says the bus driver,
"You could tell her you
were God and command
her to have sex with
you."
The hippie decides to
try this out. That
Tuesday, he goes to
the cemetery and waits
for the nun. Right on
schedule, the nun
shows up. While she's in
the middle of praying,
the hippie walks out
from hiding, in robes
and glowing with a
mask of god. "I am God,
I have heard your
prayers and I will
answer them but you
must have sex with me
first," he says.
The nun agrees but
asks for anal sex so
she might keep her
virginity. The hippie
agrees to this and
quickly sets about
having sex with the
nun.
After the hippie
finishes, he rips off his
mask and shouts out,
"Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by
whipping off her mask
and shouting, "Ha ha,
I'm the bus driver!"

TOP NEWS
Nigeria arrests 11
Boko Haram suspects,
seizes guns and
bombs
Wed, Sep 12 11:56 AM EDT
MAIDUGURI, Nigeria
(Reuters) - Nigerian
authorities arrested 11
suspected members of
Islamist militant group Boko
Haram overnight and
seized automatic weapons,
ammunition and several
homemade bombs, the
military said on
Wednesday.
Boko Haram is waging a
low-level insurgency in the
largely Muslim north of
Nigeria, aiming to revive
an ancient Islamic state
caliphate in the modern
nation of 160 million
people, split roughly
evenly between Muslims
and Christians.
The militants have claimed
responsibility for the
deaths of hundreds of
people since launching an
uprising in 2009.
The men were arrested in
the Waka-Biu region of
Borno state, spokesman
for Borno's military and
police Joint Task Force
(JTF), Lieutenant Colonel
Sagir Musa, said.
They recovered a
submachinegun, seven
AK-47s, 1,568 rounds of
ammunition, 12 empty
shells and 19 homemade
bombs, he said.
Boko Haram, whose
fighters usually target
members of the security
forces, government offices
and churches, started
attacking mobile phone
installations last week,
saying phone companies
were helping authorities to
track them.
A military crackdown on the
group in the north appears
to have weakened their
capabilities, and they have
not managed a deadly
large-scale strike for
several months, although
they are still active across
the north.
Nigeria's government says
it is negotiating with some
Boko Haram members on a
peaceful way out of the
conflict. The sect's
spokesman has denied it is
in talks with authorities but
has never ruled them out
in principle.

Little Johnny Parks
His Car
Little Johnny awoke one
night to hear strange
noises coming from his
parents bedroom. When
he opened the door his
dad was on his mom
naked . He said"Dad
what are you and mom
doing? His dad told him
"I'm parking my car in
yours mom's garage. Go
back to bed."
Well the next day, the
girl next door came over
to play with johnny. He
said " I have a new
game for us to play."
what's it called the girl
replied . It's called
parking the car . Wanna
try it he said. Sure said
the little girl.
Well Johnny tells her
how to play and they
get off to a good start.
A few minutes later all
you can here is little
Johnny screaming . His
mom rushes into the
room and says" what
the hell is going on
here? . The girl tries her
best to explain. She said
"You see we were
playing park the car and
johnny got his car all
most all the way in. The
back tires wouldnt fit
so I cut them off!

One day,a mother beat his 5 year old kid,just then the father entered d house and asked d boy what he did.The kids replied his father;Dad I can't cope with ur wife any longer,I want my own wife.

One day,Dame Patience Jonathan once invited sum influencial women to a dinner in a restaurant.After eating,the waiter brought the bill:
Dame Patience Jonathan:N10400
Ngozi Okonjo:N10250
Dora Akinyili:N10450
Turai Yaradua:N10200
Total:N41300.
After looking at the bill,Dame Patience said,I'm going to pay for others except total,cause total has so many filling station in Nigeria,why should he expect me to pay his bill?

The worst thing for a man making luv to a pregnant woman is when the child pulls the man's joystick inside the womanliness and shouts;abeg,bros dat ur long thing dey touch my head.

A woman once suspected his husband having an affair wit d maid coz wen it is time 4 bed d husband would say;darling I want to watch wrestling in d living room.So one day,d woman decided to set a trap for her husband,so she sent the maid to d village secretly for 1week without letting her husband knw.So when it was bedtime,d husband made his usual excuse dat he wants 2 watch wrestling in d sitting rum.So d woman went 2 d maid's room and slept on the maid's bed unclad in the darkness waiting for her chance to count so that she can catch her husband red-handed.After some time,the door opened and the intruder began making luv to the woman,after the 5th round,the woman said;So all dis while,u have been coming here sleeping wit d maid,and now you can go on wit the 5th and if you want to make love to me,you will only do it to second round and say you are tired.Naso,a voice just replied her,abeg no be Oga,na the gateman, madam no vex,I no know sey na u dey for bed,I thought it was the maid,abeg madam,no tell Oga,cause he go arrest me.
GOOD MORNING ALL NL'S BUBBLE BRAIN.

ode remo: Pls wake up frm yor 4kg slumber.
Dry jokes, hisssssssssssss.
Mitchew.
Next.

bros,thanks sleep well and remember sey;luv ur neighbour.......but make sure im husband no dey at home.

~vicky~:
Mr T. Anonymous, every1 is complaining

No mind dem, na all of dem dey 4 haters club.

A guy who is a gay wanted to stop pretending and tell his mother dat he was a gay.So he went 2 d kitchen and sat on a chair right behind his mother and started speaking by saying;Mum,I hav sumtin I want to say and what I want 2 say is dat I am a gay.The mother didn't reply and as the guy wanted to repeat what he had said earlier,his mother said,I heard you,u re a gay and u always put other men's joystick in ur mouth.The guy answered,yes and he was so happy dat his mother understood what he meant.Suddenly,the mother turned and used d frying pan she was holding 2 touch to hit his head.She then started shouting,anytym I cook food,u would say it is tasteless,why won't it be tasteless?when u would have sucked a man's joystick and dat one would av ejected fluid into ur mouth.

ode remo: Pls wake up frm yor 4kg slumber.
Dry jokes, hisssssssssssss.
Mitchew.
Next.

No be only dry jokes,u go see damp,infact u go see wet jokes.

swizz01: U don mad for head.

thank u bros but u 2 don mad 4 brain