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bin gbagbo: GUY ARE U GAY

sumtin lik dat

PretiEbony: God! Diz place is so noisy... Wats going on here?.??

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ekeroyal: Catch the laugh in here as this thread is a collective one, past and present.

SUPA STORY 2

Mr. Jide's a hunter who lives in a rural area. He's got a family of 12 besides his mother. His kids hated their grand mother. It happened that he lived during a time when there was lots of famine in his community as well as other communities around. He went into the forest in hunt for game but returned with none. The same senario continued for 3 consecutive days. Finally, he came across some mushroom poisonous & non-poisonous. He ignorantly picked all up because he could not see clearly due to hunger & tiredness.

When he got home, he passed all to his wife to prepare. He forgot to inform his wife that she needed to take out the poisnous ones. When he remembered it, the whole cooking was over. Just then a friend entered & told them not to worry, that the good mushrooms would out power the poisonous ones. But Jide was skeptical, but his wife said they should try some on bingo & if bingo never died after sometime then they can eat without getting scared.

So they passed some mushroom to bingo, he wasted no time in eating his porton. After 1 hour bingo was still moving around wagging it's tail happily. So they decided to eat, after eating everyone felt good. Not too long bingo was out of sight and suddenly a neighbour rushed to the Jides to inform them of bingo's death. Immediately they started inducing vomit but it never came. While desperate for anti-poison, their grandmother offered her bucket of urine to them which would serve as anti-poison. With alacrity they finished up the urine in the bucket & waited in queue as she supplied them more urine while they supplied her water to drink. 20 minutes later, a strange man visited them. The man's look was scary & out of fear they requested for more urine from grandma. Then the man suddenly said, please am sorry for the death of bingo. I mistakenly hit him.
'WHAT?' the Jides asked -they had taken enough grandma's urine therapy looking to vomit now again.

Moral: You may be in a seemingly fool's job, open you eyes. You never can tell.

*laughs*nice jokes,ekeroyal,I don miss u,where hav u been

2012 was a year of full happiness,prosperity,joy and laughter but on d other hand it was also filled with sadness,sad news and losses of loved ones.
But no matter how worse a year can be,you must still have a testimony.Feel free to post ur testimonies here.

bright007: mumu

thanks,bt na d same caliber of mumu u dey 2,abi u don forget ni?!

I wanna knw which European country is offering scholarship 4 undergraduates.

labaks: stalest!!!!!!

kingron,don't mind d guy,haterz club.

kingron: An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

its funny

Is dis d jokes section?2 boring

bin gbagbo: where is the joke

dry jokes

bin gbagbo: THE TREE

ben was a sane and respected man.he woke up one morning n started going mad.he quickly climbed the tree in front of his house.he stayed there for 5 days n was still not coming down.his family brought police, boxers chieves but all to no avail.
they finally brought a pastor.the pastor just did a sign of cross n ben came down.
shocked, everyone asked ben why he came down after the sign of cross?
ben replied "that cross mean say he dey come cut down the tree"

*STALE*

bunmioguns: ignore all d haters jare Bin. . . .dis Joke is extremely funny. .

dry jokes

abbeyty: that shows how stupid you really are cuz if you have read the post you wldnt have asked that your ugly question.

don't mind her,asking silly question

bright007: why the insults!I only asked simply kwessions which if you were smart enough would have simply given answers to.....How does my post disrespect her or make mockery of the incident?

bright007: why the insults!I only asked simply kwessions which if you were smart enough would have simply given answers to.....How does my post disrespect her or make mockery of the incident?

I thank God I'm nt smart enough 2 answer ur silly question bt dat doesn't erase d fact dat u re a slowpoke.

bright007: why the insults!I only asked simply kwessions which if you were smart enough would have simply given answers to.....How does my post disrespect her or make mockery of the incident?

I thank God I'm nt smart enough 2 answer ur silly question bt dat doesn't erase d fact dat u re a slowpoke

bright007: Who is Bisi Komolafe?...Is she among those going to AFCON 2013?

greatest slowpoke on NL for d year 2012.Even if u dislike her wen she was still alive,nw she is dead,shw her sum respect.

Ppl wan hear new year joke.Well d first person 2 grit me Happy New Year will get a gift.

Table Leg :
You are a moro.n

thanks,bt same 2 u.

I saw it on facebook and i was about asking wen I saw dis thread.

yoged: . U be fool. Na ur papa give am medicine for abortion. Oponu aiyeraye ati ode.

no mind am

uihebom: TOLDED!!! Ye I don die. Na graduate be dis o.

*laughs*

My biggest mistake was dat I gave my roommate my tuition fee,my acceptance fee bcause he nids money to fund a business worth 3million Naira hoping dat at least i'm going 2 earn up 2 800,000 Naira.But when he was coming along with d money on his way home,bt he was ambushed on Ikare road by armed robbers.I gave him up 2 #200,000 including my tuition fee.This incident almost paralyse my education

Dr. Wise:
Seun,

It's high time we got a parallel forum for goatheads like this imbec/le!

*laughs*,na true talk b dat,my bros.

Symphony007: All this noise for a competition nigeria won't even make out of the group stages...abeg!! Is nigeria still a footballing nation?

super chickens,Nigeria has turned into a cricketting nation.

BrutusOj: u shud b d one to get a life,som of u don't reason at all..must he score a goal bfor acknowledgin his impact?Did Peter cech scored any goal wen he was named as one of d most influential player in d team?

yeah,nigerians values goals.I'm already tired of repeating this same issues.In Nigeria,any player who does nt score is useless regardless of dat player's position and it is really bad.

In your list,I think I luv Araromire and Mr&Mrs.

When Jesus was asked by his disciples dat wen wuld he cum,Jesus answered,It is only d Father who knws.So u bunches and bundles of fools,keep believing what they say.*leaves angrily*

Mine is Mikel

Martins deserve d green n white shirt.The short danger.

Kenneth457: hmmmm dude you need a doctor. Hope you watch Altheco madrid. Hope he kept falcao at bay too. IKE UCHE THE BEST JOOR

is it everytime u put uche 4 field dat he scores

Kayusfity: Why can't he repeat those solid displays in the club world cup final? Abi he no dey there when FALCAO massacre them for Super cup? why e no keep FALCAO at bay? Had Chelsea won that match you would have added it to his list of achievements. He should have covered chelsea back line well so they won't have to be in 3rd position on EPL standings. He also failed to cover chelsea back line in this season champions league right? Guy i no blame u, if no be messi we gock hin penalty, u for no comment for nairaland today. mtcheeew

where was messi last season wen madrid lifted la liga

Bobbystanley: Hez solid display that kept the likes of messi,iniesta and co at bay in the semi finals...even in the final he played both in midfield and defence to cover up cahill and Luiz who both played the match wit injuries and even prevented the magical trio(ribery,gomez and robben) from penetrating the chelsea backline...so u can and check the definition of a defensive midfielder,its not about scoring goals.

don't mind him,everything about nigerians is always goals.they would even blame a goalkeeper 4 nt scoring.