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Series22: Now i bliv Bokoharam has got nothing 2 do wit religion, they attack christians and muslims alike.. Now dem don hide moon.. I weep 4 Nigeria

abi ooh,boko haram don hide am*laughs*

bid4rich: Nigeria is the best league in Africa ke? Na LIE, Na paper work o,

Eygpt league is still best in Africa.

tirtimy: Make one Naija guy try steal person medal now. Toh

*laughs*

Cn sum1 pls tell me what nigerian government would say on the bad performance of nigeria in dis olympics.

brightmon: So Nig won, 3 ZINC, 2 TIN & 6 GLASS. Thank God they won something.

thanks my guy,at least we were able 2 participate*keeps wondering*

It would be alicia keys

bin gbagbo: and how much are u tabling for ya bid? nb: mtn, glo, orange, mobil and nike are all seeking to win this bid!

My company is nt jst a continental one bt a world class,I'm gonna double the amount others pay.

Welete: abeg can somone please tell me hw to post my topics.

jst go 2 ur profile n u wud see create a topic,jst click on it

nosa gold: No be yur mates dey work for oil companies, banks etc
No be yur mates dey order 3 40 fits container from japan? Yu dey here 4 NL dey fool around

nosa gold: No be yur mates dey work for oil companies, banks etc
No be yur mates dey order 3 40 fits container from japan? Yu dey here 4 NL dey fool around

nosa gold: No be yur mates dey work for oil companies, banks etc
No be yur mates dey order 3 40 fits container from japan? Yu dey here 4 NL dey fool around

*laughs*

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Enyeama is the only valuable player in the Nigerian squad.

Others are just worthless players, I don't even get why the NFF won't get rid of them.[/color]

thank u my guy,i no knw say u 2 go talk am.in 2005,pple had hope that super eagle would rise back coz of players lik mikel n taye taiwo who just tuk second n third best player for the world youth football championship were being called up to d super eagles squad n wit enyeama,okocha,kanu nigerians thot our dear super eagles would rise back 2 glory bt unfortunately they culdn't meet our expectations except 4 enyeama.Mikel 2 has been trying his best bt he can't jst meet nigerian's expectations.2 bad,poor super fowls.They were once d best in Africa bt nw even Gabon n Libya they beat us.libya wese we beat them before 5-2 nw de lead us.*leaves d thread with an angry hiss*

begwong: Vincent Enyeama

I would rather say u've made a silly mistake 4 putting Enyeama on d list

From Anonymous Soccer Company;application,my club would like to sponsor a second leg match.*Signed:Mr.T.Anonymous-CEO.

shadrach77: A Man travelled to Accra, Ghana on an official assignment, He checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, he decided to send a mail to his wife & mistakenly typed the wrong email address. Without realising, he sent the mail to a widow in Ozoro, Delta State, Nigeria who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow checked her mail,
expecting condolence messages from friends & relatives. After reading d first message she fainted. Her Younger Sister quickly rushed into d room to find the widow on the floor. She saw on d computer screen:
To my loving wife, I have just been checked in. i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. How are you and the children?. The place is really nice but i'm lonely here. In other not to be, i have made the necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you, my darling wife.
I can't wait to see you

shadrach,great job

shadrach77: A Man travelled to Accra, Ghana on an official assignment, He checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, he decided to send a mail to his wife & mistakenly typed the wrong email address. Without realising, he sent the mail to a widow in Ozoro, Delta State, Nigeria who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow checked her mail,
expecting condolence messages from friends & relatives. After reading d first message she fainted. Her Younger Sister quickly rushed into d room to find the widow on the floor. She saw on d computer screen:
To my loving wife, I have just been checked in. i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. How are you and the children?. The place is really nice but i'm lonely here. In other not to be, i have made the necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you, my darling wife.
I can't wait to see you

shadrach,great job

DicksonDonny: Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend 2visit her guy frm a very rich family.D maid approached me &asked MAID: wat would u lyk 2have,fruit juice, yoghurt,tea,chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea,Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.

Guy,I don laugh sote I won break my ribs ooooooo.

DicksonDonny: Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend 2visit her guy frm a very rich family.D maid approached me &asked MAID: wat would u lyk 2have,fruit juice, yoghurt,tea,chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea,Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.

Guy,I don laugh sote I won break my ribs ooooooo.

Foreign artist-beyonce and taylor swift but naija level na tiwa savage and Omawumi

I would vote 4 city hunter

I knw u guys hav watched so many seasonal films,so which film do u vote as d best seasonal film

1.Abuja
2.lagos
3.Port-harcourt
4.Calabar
5.Umuahia
6.Akure
7.Ibadan
8.Enugu
9.Oshogbo
10.Plateau

Who would you take from this foreign female artist (Sade or Adele).

Guys,I would want you to post ur views concerning the one you will choose between Chris Brown or Usher.As for me,I go for Chris Brown,if you don't agree,post ur own views.

Who do you consider your most useless artist in Nigeria

Nairalanders,make una choose from dis female nigerian artist d one wey u like most btw Omawumi,tiwa salvage,chidinma

As 4 me,I will go 4 2baba

Guys,u no get eyes oooooo!,as 4 me I go 4 jackie

Nairalanders,I would like to know who gets jealous most when seen with the opposite sex.what i mean is that when a girl finds his current bf chatting with another girl or a boy finds his current gf chatting with another boy,who gets jealous the most?

Guys,I would like to know what is really rocking the town concerning foreign music

Guys,i've been meditating on this topic since a long time ago,anytim I hear any songs either from bruno mars or r-kelly,my mind keep asking me that who is the best among the two,u guys I would want u 2 help me,place ur views on this topic

Na my biggest guy,OLAMIDE