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Romance › Re: Very Funny AD On Jiji by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:53pm On Nov 16, 2020

That description grin

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:41pm On Nov 16, 2020

lefulefu:
though not all..na the mumu ones dey engage in such

You are right.

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:31pm On Nov 16, 2020

lefulefu:
funny enuf it might just be urgent 2k she collected from the guy after pleading that hunger wants to finish her and d guy just gave it to her out of pity with no strings attached

No lies bro. I hope they change this low mentality.

Even when you want to be generous without having any ulterior motive, this ladies won't make that happen with their low mentality, it sucks.

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:29pm On Nov 16, 2020

fati2001:
THE GURL

Correct...

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:28pm On Nov 16, 2020

Zzor:
The thing is fun sha lmao, you Japa when he begins to bug you with when are you visiting me

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:22pm On Nov 16, 2020

fati2001:
YEYENESS.

Which one of them is "yeyeness"?
The girl's comment or the people's comments?

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2020

More.

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Romance › I Ate His Money And He Didn't Even See My Pants - Lady by MrTAnonymous(op): 5:18pm On Nov 16, 2020*

Ladies how low can you go?

Y'all need to start placing a value on yourselves, stop stooping low undecided

A lot of ladies has turned themselves into nonentities, reason why men don't take them serious anymore.

A lady has said on Twitter that she collected a man's money and she didn't allow the man to have a taste of her which she described as an achievement.

A lot of people "bashed" her and made fun of her. Below are some of the comments.

What do you think guys?

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Romance › Re: Is It A Crime If I Do This To Her [Picture] by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:12pm On Nov 16, 2020

Looking for a mature virgin at this age when underage are already whores?! undecided

Keep looking oo grin

Better do wetin you wan do and move on grin

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Romance › Re: Signs That She Is After Your Money! by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:59pm On Nov 16, 2020

Most girls nowadays don't value building reliable friendship first, they start asking you for money the second day you met them, like WTF! Are they that pathetic?
What happened to common sense?

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Romance › Re: I Suck Puzi Yesterday See How It Taste by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:54pm On Nov 16, 2020

Good job boy, welcome to the team grin

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Romance › Re: According To Your Ex What's Wrong With You? by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:51pm On Nov 16, 2020

I was too eccentric for her, she couldn't handle my eccentricity undecided

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Romance › Re: 7 Type Of Toes, And The Secret About Your Personality. by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:47pm On Nov 16, 2020

Lovely thread. I hope to learn something new today

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Crime › Re: MOPOL Inspector Rapes 13-year-old Student In Benue by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2020

Sigh.
Wahala be like bicycle, easy to start, hard to ride.

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Romance › Re: Have Been Label As A Fool Because I'm A Virgin And Inability To Have A Girlfrien by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:06pm On Nov 15, 2020

Go and fuckkk jor, you are a guy.

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Romance › Re: See How The Yoruba Magic Charm ”Magun” Works When A Married Woman Cheats by MrTAnonymous(op): 8:06am On Nov 15, 2020

Y'all need to learn more, don't be an ignoramus.

Happy Sunday.

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Romance › Re: See How The Yoruba Magic Charm ”Magun” Works When A Married Woman Cheats by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:58pm On Nov 14, 2020

doggedfighter:
This write-up here is bunkum.

It's called penis captivus.

Let's stop believing and propagating rubbish.

Read and research what you don't understand.

Penis Captivus usually takes few minutes to ease itself atimes without even seeing a doctor but "magun" can be fatal usually leading to death. I think both are different.

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Romance › See How The Yoruba Magic Charm ”Magun” Works When A Married Woman Cheats by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:23pm On Nov 14, 2020

See How The Yoruba Magic Charm ”Magun” Works When A Married Woman Cheats On Her Husband

The Yoruba tribe that occupies the South-Western part of Nigeria are unique people, this their uniqueness can also be seen in the way they sometimes go overboard to ensure that their wife remains faithful and loyal to them.

It is a known fact that there exists a charm in the region that is called ”magun”, the charm is primarily used to deter married women from cheating on the husband.

The best way to describe magun is “do not climb.” Magun has been used for centuries to catch a wife who has an extra-marital affair or to put a promiscuous woman in check.

It is also believed in some quarters a number of parents put magun on their daughters to discourage pre-marital s3x and ward off rapists.

The shocking part of this is that the charm is put on a woman without her knowledge.

A stick of broom or thread is usually placed on the floor for a woman to unknowingly walk over it. Once she works over the thread or broom stick, the charm takes its effect.

Now there are different sorts of magun. However, the three most famous ones are;

1) a woman and her lover stick like glue during the process of s*x. The man cannot detach himself from the woman. This sometimes leads to death and in some cases a public humiliation of the stuck couple.

2) In another variation when a man sleeps with a woman who has magun on her, he starts to crow like a rooster. It is said that the man would crow for three times and by the third time he would end up dead.

3) Another popular variation of magun is that of the man somersaulting three times. Just like the chicken magun, when the man somersaults the third time he ends up dead.

As crazy as magun sounds, there are many stories of the charm dooming lovers. In 2015, in Cross River State,.

Magun is popular in Nigeria. In 2001, revered Nigerian filmmaker Tunde Kelani released a movie called “Thunderbolt: Magun” which dwelt on the mystery of the charm.

Even with the popularity of magun, it really hasn’t stopped or slowed down extra-marital affairs. Not many people have what it takes to do such a bold move.

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Politics › Petrol Scarcity Looms As Oil Workers Down Tools by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:18pm On Nov 09, 2020

Nigeria may face the scarcity of Premium Motor Spirit, popularly called petrol, in coming days as oil workers have been ordered to down tools nationwide.

Oil workers under the aegis of the Petroleum and Natural Gas Senior Staff Association of Nigeria were ordered by the association to vacate their duty posts.

The order was issued in a letter, dated November 8, 2020, and signed by the General Secretary, PENGASSAN, Lumumba Okugbawa, which was also copied to the Central Working Committee members of the association.

Okugbawa told our correspondent in Abuja that the strike was to kick against the failure of the government to make any concrete move as regards the differences between PENGASSAN and government on matters bordering on the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System.

https://punchng.com/breaking-petrol-scarcity-looms-as-oil-workers-down-tools/

Romance › Re: Girlfriend Goes On A Date With Another Man While Still In A Relationship. by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:28pm On Nov 09, 2020

Iamicekid:
It’s just funny how some people think sef marriage Na long thing ooo, if person dey do something u no like and e dey do strong head, then move onto d next... This is to both gender, Na y we plenty, if unna reasoning no gum together den separate and have peace

No lies! I support your words.

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Romance › Re: Girlfriend Goes On A Date With Another Man While Still In A Relationship. by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:01pm On Nov 09, 2020

jasman1:
She’s not completely satisfied with the relationship and felt there might be something better for her. I think she’s a smart person and I don’t think she’s doing anything you won’t want your sister to do. I want my sisters to settle down with the best man they can find out there, period and I sincerely wish her well.

There is no need for her to be playing around. If she isn't satisfied with the relationship, she should just break up. Simple!

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Romance › Re: Girlfriend Goes On A Date With Another Man While Still In A Relationship. by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:59am On Nov 09, 2020

Going out on dates with multiple guys while in a committed relationship? A big red flag!

If the op thinks he has genuine reason not to trust her around other men, he should start thinking of leaving the relationship.

From the conversation, I am not sure the girl is being sincere.

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Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Fiction Writers by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:40am On Nov 09, 2020

FoxyFlow:
If you know you write action and adventure, this job is for you. Contact me via WhatsApp using the number on my signature.

Have you seen a writer already?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Yoke On Nairaland by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:37am On Nov 09, 2020*

Lagusta:
Me nko, I miss the jokes section of those days shaa

Same here. Missed those days.

Where is pretieebony? cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Yoke On Nairaland by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:34am On Nov 09, 2020

bunmioguns:
I was walking from office to home one day

I no get Money buy pure water because dem never pay us anything

Naso my leg hit on a big stone

Ekeroyal saw me and burst out laughing

I ask why he dey laugh

He said don't you know you suppose spit on the ground after hitting leg on the stone

As i look straight to his eyes

Naso all the teeth in his mouth comot

I laugh sotey I mistakenly Fart for Bin Gbagbo 's mouth

This yoke is dedicated to

My old friend in the jokes section

Bing Gbagbo

Ekeroyal

Larride

Donkoline

Long time bunmi cheesy

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Politics › Liver Cancer: Babatunde Lawal Is Dead Babatunde Lawal (Permanent Secretary) by MrTAnonymous(op): 11:17am On Nov 09, 2020

Babatunde Lawal, a prominent Nigerian permanent secretary from Lagos.

Babatunde Lawal, a prominent Nigerian permanent secretary from Lagos, has died, family sources said on Monday morning in Abuja.

Mr. Lawal, who headed cabinet affairs secretariat at the office of the secretary to the government, died shortly after midnight from liver cancer. He was 56.

A spokesman for the SGF ‘s office did not immediately return a request seeking comments.

Mr. Lawal’s profile described him as an economist with a bachelor and master’s degrees in economics and strong bias in fiscal policy analysis, management and strategic planning.

Mr. Lawal joined the Federal Civil Service in October 1987 as a planning officer Grade I and deployed to the defunct Federal Ministry of Economic Planning, his official profile said. He left behind a wife and children.

https://peoplesgazette.com/nigerian-top-permanent-secretary-is-dead/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Romance › Re: I by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2020*

Lol.

@Op What is the difference between foolishness and simping? lipsrsealed

And I don't even understand what the conversation you posted is all about embarassed

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Romance › Opinion: 5 Most Important Things To Do Before Marriage by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:40am On Nov 09, 2020*

Most time women do fall in love with the wrong guys, when I say the wrong guys, I mean guys who does not love them the way they ought to be loved, guys that are just after her body.

Most times some women do fall in love with guys who only sees them as a tool/s3x objects whereas they see the guy more than that.

The same things goes to the young guys out there, most time a young man may be genuinely in love with a lady who is only after his money and not his love.

So today I will be opening your eyes on 5 simple ways by which you can know if your boyfriend/fiance or girlfriend/fiancee truly loves you as they claimed before you take each other to the altar.

1. Don't call him/her for one week.

As a guy, if you want to test if your girlfriend/fiancee truly loves you as she claims, don't call her for a week and see her reactions.

Test her if she will fail the test by not calling to check up on you, because most ladies out there believes that it is the duty of a man to call and not the duty of a lady. But I tell you this, if your girlfriend/fiancee is the type that believes in that philosophy, just know that she does not truly loves you because love is a mutual feeling and a mutual responsibility.

The same thing is applicable to the guys, as a lady if your man did not call you in a week, just know he has someone else that he is giving more attention to.

2. When she asks you for money, don't give her.

Do this to see if she is the patient type that can stay with you even when you don't have money (broke). Most ladies are in a relationship today just because of the benefits they are getting from the man they are in a relationship with. So if you want to see if your girlfriend/fiancee truly loves you for who you are and not your money, don't give her money when she asks for it and pretend like you don't have to see her reactions. Do this for at least 2 weeks and see the results.

3. Tell him/her not to visit you for a week.

A girl who truly loves you, will not be able to stay away from you for a week, but the one who does not love you, when you tell her not to visit you for a week, she will gladly accept and visit her main boyfriend that she loves more than you in that one week period you asked her not to visit you.

But the one who loves you, will give you pressure and will only accept not to visit you if you give them a genuine reason.

4. Make a fake call when you are with him/her.

Make a fake call and act like you are talking and flirting to another girl and see her reactions, if she gives the "I don't care attitude" just know that she does not genuinely loves you, same goes to the guys.

5. Ignore him/her on social media for some days.

Lastly, ignore him/her on social media and see if they'd call to check up on you and ask why you are ignoring them on social media.

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Travel › Re: Here Are Places Around The World Where You Are Not Allowed To Wear Clothes by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:04am On Nov 09, 2020

444crop:
One of my bucket list

Which of the places would you like to visit?

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Crime › Re: 5 Nigerians Who Were Murdered By Their Lovers (Details & Photos) by MrTAnonymous(op): 3:02am On Nov 09, 2020

Or11:
You forgot to add Akolade Arowolo. Dude murdered his wife in their isolo apartment. I knew the guy and didn't like him from the first day I met him. He was a neighbor and he seemed like an arrogant and proud guy.

Nice addition. I think Akolade Arowolo murdered his wife around 2014 if I am right.

Thanks.

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Romance › Re: Is She The Highest Paid Blue Film Actress In Nigeria? (PHOTOS) by MrTAnonymous(op): 2:58am On Nov 09, 2020

Karleb:
Where is Afrocandy?

Afrocandy is matured, do you think she gets paid more than Maami Igbagbo?

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