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The only person who can transform your life is the one you see every day in the mirror. Be you the one who shapes your own destiny

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.

HE MUST HAVE DISCOVERED A BETTER POSITION FOR FREE DATA. MTN FREE DATA SECRET DON BLOW

I noticed they are not carry the kind of guns they carry about in Nigeria.

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When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe[color=#006600][/color]

''People now mock me for trekking from Gombe to Abuja for Buhari – 50-year-old who developed leg pain'' lessons never learnt ..... continue.... standing we will do the laughing later

The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against it.

When a "successful" election brought in an incompetence leader, disaster was doing 4 play

“What we don’t bring into light, and don’t acknowledge to ourselves, grows in the dark.

Because of Leroy’s stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Leroy!"

One day, Leroy's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of London, and relocated to Birmingham.

Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Britain who could perform the operation and he was located at the Birmingham Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw Leroy, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought for one moment that Leroy had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you may have voted for this government,

This is precisely why the mainstream media’s language has failed us, it has not been telling us what we really need to know, because their language marches in step with that of the oppressors, and executioners. We need a new language of radical love not radical hate.

The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not. Definitely his elder brother is NOT an asshole

They may look like idiots and talk like idiots but don't let that fool you. They are really IDIOTS

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when the brain was still intact

wisdom deficiency symptoms

LIONS DONT BARK

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Anything to move our Darling nation forward is what we are after.

A better Nigeria all around is all we want.

God bless Nigeria.

WINNERS DONT DO DIFFERENT THINGS, THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY

People are stubborn about what they perceive to be the right thing or the wrong thing, and it takes a long time to filter this human condition. There's a waiting period until people catch up. But if you have patience - which it takes when someone thinks differently from you - everybody always catches up. That patience is a wonderful virtue

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk[Chorus]
Ge ge!If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfullyGe ge, ge ge, ge ge...

The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers, but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions

One of the ridiculous aspects of being a poet is the huge gulf between how seriously we take ourselves and how generally we are ignored by everybody else.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

Two people can illustrate crudity to you.
The first is the crude man, whom you see perceiving the diamond as a stone.
The other is the refined man, who makes clear to you the crudity of the first one[quote][/quote]

Emotion without reason lets people walk all over you; reason without emotion is a mask for cruelty

well said nonsense..... no solution render

Next time, check the expiry date of the candidate you are campaigning for..... You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink'

One happiness scatters a thousand sorrows

Afia zubaaaaaaa

megacity:
Fine

Forgive Oshobaba, after all to err is human, to Forgive is divine

One happiness scatters a thousand sorrows

Simplyleo:
I still don't understand what kind of threat this is.

Are they sending the dollars to Nigerian account or to their families?

Just like a man threatening to stop taking care of his family for whatever reason.

They can withhold their remmittance, maybe so buhari will die of hunger.

Whatever benefit Nigeria stand to gain from the remmittance can go to blazes.

Nonsense and ingredients.

The Central Bank of Nigeria has introduced a “Naira 4 Dollar Scheme”, an incentive that pays naira to senders and recipients of international money transfers.

The policy is aimed at boosting dollar supply in the country, at a time of foreign exchange crunch that has forced the central bank to devalue the naira more than once in year.