₦airaland Forum

Lumyboi:
Wow. Nice abs. Bt which one b snappin urself lik woman n poutin ....

I thought I was the only one wondering. He's got abs and all but these pics look gay to me.

Agozie48:
O M G he is looking sexy .....I wish I could just have all of him right now

Stop wishing, sister.

Eddygourdo:
your aunt and my mum must be from the same village. Women sef

Lol

I followed an aunt to the market when I was much younger and this is her shopping routine - she walks 50km to by salt from her 'customer' and another 70km to buy seasoning from another 'customer'. That's how she roams the whole market in the name of buying from her long term 'customers'.
I guess all women have their own shopping idiosyncrasies.

In my opinion, Lagos to Abuja route isn't that important. Maybe Lagos to Onitsha would've been better.

Cool stuff. Independence should be at number one though.
Guys, there's this latest trend which I find even more annoying than African Magic, and which is a very big turn off for me too....These Philipino and Korean movies. They call it 'My girl' or something like that. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

This is one sided. Why is it directed to the guys alone?
How could you forget the ladies who claim to be the hardest chicks to get? The ladies who claim they don't wash or cook for guys, when in reality.....you know the rest.
You also forgot about the girls(and guys alike) who always comment "Repent" and stuffs related to that while they spend most of their time on the romance/sexuality section.

slimfit1:
Apc will not make the mistake of putting Atiku up for Nigeria to vote

You never can tell. Buhari might be their favorite candidate but until he defects Atiku at the primaries, we have to acknowledge the existence of that gentleman.

Toktee:
that is the good reason why many igbos like you bought result cos you dnt passed Neco,simple instruction you can nt follow,@op said vote,you are here displaying you hate for buhari,4 ur infor the late zambian president tried three times without succes but finally contest for the fourth time and won.
Craw back to where you came from.

You could've criticised him without calling out any tribe, you know. Moreover, I bet your NECO was 'A' Level.

To what end? What difference will this online voting make?
Even if online polls do give a hint, I really think it's too early because Buhari doesn't have the automatic presidential ticket of the APC. Buhari supporters fail to understand that Atiku exists and also has the potential to win him at the primaries.
#myopinion.

LaurelP:
I think she did
I flashed her number and told her my name

That means you're not very sure. Let's assume she saved it and has been deliberately ignoring you, so pretend to be very busy too.

Did she save your number? If yes, chill for the time being. If no, send her a text to let her know who's been calling.

delishpot:
Ha ha. Leave my baby miley alone joorrrr.

But true true sha, that ish is annoying. Even married women do it these days.

Trust Nigerians na.

Cool.
I hope Americans also celebrate with our people when it's time for the Egungun festival, Iri ji ohu or the Argungu fishing festival.

Just as evil as calling yourself Geezuz.

@op, that's nice but I can't find the book on Amazon.

The 'tongue stuck out' selfie makes me wanna smash my phone screen. Popularised by the annoying Miley Cyrus herself.

I bet Jonathan already knows this and must have made provisions to tackle any outbreak of violence in 2015.
God help us.

Not all girls are money freaks though, some women still know their values.

Forget what anyone tells you, we're still Africans and we woo our ladies.

As I was going through my personal grade sheet from first year till final year, I noticed something everyone else has overlooked over time.
I took my time to consult all the past question papers of the courses in which my performance was poor and I realised that I had a relatively poor performance in those courses not because I didn't prepare for the exam, but because most of the questions came from a different area of the course which I didn't have a clear understanding of at that time, thought "no go comot for the exam" or didn't have enough time to cover.

Let's face it, we've all been there. Sometimes, you don't get to cover all the chapters required in a particular course for one reason or the other, and that's why I'm making this suggestion to all our lecturers.

HERE'S THE DEAL:
I think it would be great if at the end of every examination question paper, the lecturer would include an extended section like "If you have any knowledge about this course outside the scope of these questions, write them here".
This section should be used to assess any student whose performance was poor in that particular exam. This would help the lecturer know if the student didn't prepare for the exam at all or the questions just came from topics he couldn't cover.
It's so painful when you get a poor result in an exam which you painstakingly prepared for simply because you weren't 'harry potter' enough to know where the questions would come from.


PS: Before you quote me to say "you have to read everything", you should know that some courses are so vast that even the authors wouldn't be able to remember everything they'd written therein.

Nice one @op.
Making a s.ex tape or even taking nude pictures of yourself or your partner with your phone is simply an act of stu.pidity. If being a p.ornstar is your dream, you know where to live that dream.

I wish her a safe return. The family should do the needful already.

Beesluv:
You don't think it's intentional cos she is a she, hmmmm

They're always innocent until proven otherwise, you know.

adedayourt:
I laff like hyena
Wen u com enta u go com giv d person "god purnish u" kind of look

EbiJUNIRO:
the I will encounter a disgusting thing like dat, hmm, see I go do somthn oh...

The lady in question was on her way out of the banking hall. More like, she disappeared. I wouldn't have reacted anyway.

tonyot:
Jesus!
Do people actually do this?

I don't really think it was intentional because a lady was the last person to use the door. She ate beans or something

adedayourt:
Somtin tells me u speaking frm xperienc

Its either u d farter or d fartee

I was the 'fartee'. I was actually going into the bank when it happened and when the door finally let me in, I had to go out again through the next door in order to get some fresh air and spit out a mouthful of saliva outside.
After resting for a while outside, I finally came back for my transaction.

George Welcome.
And this guy doesn't even care about his first name, he simply writes "Welcome" on his shirt. Lol.

Well said.
I don't quite agree with you on everything though. Having a big booty and bossom isn't a bad thing at all but if those are the only asset you wield as a lady, then there's problem. The society has made people forget what really matters to go after unnecessary things. I'd choose a big brain over a big booty any day!
And lol, I laughed at the "clean genitals" part

How can a retired army general penetrate Aso Rock to execute a coup? That'd be a difficult task; if not impossible.

Probably I'm totally getting what he meant by "coup" wrong.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

Whatever happened to unconditional love? If you really loved him, you wouldn't have noticed those rather inconspicuous faults.
Follow your heart anyway.

IMHO, they should ban Nigeria for a short period. We need some time off for restructuring and we don't need all the unnecessary distractions from FIFA within this time. That's if the big men are willing to quit petty politics, organise themselves and effect a lasting positive change.

Fabulousmark:
And too much is always expected of the only son..For a self-made introvert like me i wonder if i would ever make true friends

Yeah, right. You mean you don't have a best buddy?