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Chukkasy:
hahahahahaha, I don laff sotey I fall from bed

Lol, exactly the reaction of onlookers that faithful day. It wasn't funny at all o

sameer1212:
lolz.... guy u did d right thing ni ooo. dont ever take chances dt u r nt too sure off.

Man, no be small.

At New Haven, Enugu, 2011... It was my first time of visiting the area and as I was walking down the street, I saw a mad man holding a knife and coming down in the opposite direction, on the same lane.
The guy looked very young and energetic and was smiling and holding the knife slightly above his head.
I didn't bother initially but as he walked towards me, he was looking directly into my eyes and still smiling. I wanted to cross to another lane but the road was too busy and it was a bit too late to wait. Suddenly I noticed a red spot that looks like blood stain on his shoulder and the guy, according to my brain (which was now functioning UI of fear), allegedly made a swift move towards me! That was when I lost my mind; I turned back and took to my heels! I calculated - a mad guy, very energetic and armed. I immediately knew that just running wasn't enough to save me and I started shouting "biko oo biko oo! " for reasons I don't know even today....I mean who begs a mad man? Lol.
With the high speed and crazy chants, I ran into a joint where people were drinking, I thought "at least he'll have enough people to attack here". I then stopped and guess what? The mad man wasn't even pursuing me! I looked really stupid as people laughed(they thought I was crazy lol) and just few people understood what happened.
I was later told that immediately I took off, the mad fellow also took off at a high speed in the opposite direction, out of fear too.
Mad people eh.

JEITO:
lemme giv u carrie underwood or any other of your choice in exchange for janelle I like her style- she dresses uniquely and she is not given to scandal and publicity stunts.

Word!
Okay, I'll think about it. Lol.

Thank you for sharing.

Unless the Lord keeps the city, the watchman watcheth in vain.

JEITO:
no way! You certainly are not refering to janelle monae are you?

Haha someone's got a competitor right here.

sweetylicious:
She is decent

Ikr, and she's one of the few who don't need to go unclad for attention and fame.

Deejacy2:
you like Janelle Monae...I like her too.

Yeah, she's awesome and her unique mode of dressing kills me.

Talk about Arab Money!
Meanwhile, there're thousands of impoverished families in neighbouring Yemen and Iraq.
But *Kermit sipping his tea*

valmunich:
What of brotherzone pls

It sure goes pari passu with friendzoning. Most times when the guy finally mans up and confronts the lady, probably due to advices from friends, the girl will go "aww, but you're just like my brother!"
And the guy's face will be like *yeah right, we're Siamese twins!*
And then the apology stage sets in.
Girls are awesome creatures

Overused and has lost its meaning. You don't necessarily have to sing it though, just show it.

I'm a good multitasker and I don't believe multitasking can be this bad. The only thing I've noticed is that it requires just about the same time you'd use to complete the tasks one after the other, and in a more efficient manner too.

Everyone multitasks!

Bro, you should continue to be a good friend to her or any other girl for that matter. The only time it gets bad is when you have feelings for a girl and still accept to be "just friends" with her.... That's what being friendzoned means.
#Myopinion.

15. That Engineer that helps you fix faulty stuffs at home

This is not necessary at all. We all need each other to survive.
Whatever thy hand findeth, do it with thy might... That's what matters.

R.I.P Ikemba.
They're all going astray.
#politicianssef!

Not a Nigerian but looks like one. The Electric Lady.

In my opinion, it's the number of years he spent on earth. So whether he was born an adult or a baby doesn't matter, he simply lived for 930 years on earth. Try understanding it this way.

If your wife is working, you expect your salary to be continuously increased over time due to promotion and you're not the extravagant type, then you can live comfortably with your wife.

Go for Infinix Zero, the 8gig variant. You'll have to wait till next two weeks or so though.

belovedsamex:
Here are the answers:

1. To rent a bike costs .............................................$15
For each hour u spend wt d bike ........................$4

Lea paid in total..................................................$43
Therefore,

Hours spent = (43 - 15)/4
= 7 hours.

2. Assuming you are x yrs old,

500 - 4x = 132
4x = 500 - 132
x = 368/4
x = 92yrs

3. Assuming Jose earns $y in a week, and he earned extra $10 the same week, spent $(y/2) and still have $13 left for that week, then,

y + 10 - (y/2) = 13
(2y - y + 20)/2 = 13
y + 20 = 26
y = 26 - 20
y = 6
So Jose earns $6 dolars per week.

How about dat?

This guy got all the answers correct. Nice job.

Banks92:
I sight u baba..ur highly welcomed

Thanks, bro.
Presidential road is represented.

Present.

donsholly: Who will U save if your mother is drowning and your girlfriend is in a burning house. @ Mrval20

My dad.
It's okay o. You guys want to finish me here abi?

dytbabe:
Na why u come shout?

Why the question?
Are u sure u are not?
*rolls eyes*

Lol. You guys are something else o

dytbabe: Are u gayy

HELL NO.
Why this question though?

In my opinion, you also abused the term "All Time".
You all should just stick to "Modern Times" or use generations to group what you call "All Times".
If you're really interested in listing Nigerian Songs of All Time, then I wonder why Sweet Mother by Prince Nicko(can't really remember his correct name) shouldn't be number one on that list. It should also feature a whole lot of tracks from Onyeka Owenu, Fela, Edna(can't remember her full name), Sunny Ade etc etc; I bet you now get my point.
I might not be old enough to know all their names and songs but I'm old enough to know that these lists put out by MTV and others are out of line. 2face is the only new generation artiste who might be in number twenty of that list.
An elder should just compile a list and let's see how it goes.
If you're below forty years, you're not qualified to compile this type of list; unless you're doing it in respect to our generation - that's probably from 1998 to 2014.

No, thanks.

Nothing would make me leave my final exams(which I would be completing next week by the way) for an oversees travel.

Ermm, anyone willing to tempt me with an offer?

Truth.
Hope it'd be fun like the offline version though.

They're hand-picked just like nurses in some private hospitals, speaking of which....*Lawd have mercy!*
Doc, I prefer injections please. Lol.

If you even have to compare a tablet to a laptop, then probably you own a 1gig RAM, Pentium 3 laptop running on 0.5Mghz processor speed and windows98 operating system.

Okay, that's a bit exaggerated. A modern laptop can't just be compared to a tablet; at least at the time of posting this comment.