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RomanceRe: What Is She Up To? by Mrval20(m): 8:18am On Oct 23, 2014
There's nothing like testing, SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
For how long will her emotional tortures last in the name of testing?
You simply have to move on with your life, bro.
You should also note that most times, when you finally seem to move on and prove to a lady that you can survive without her, she suddenly develops interest in you. Inasmuch as this shouldn't be your aim for moving on(just do it for your heart's sake), if it plays out this way in her case, then you might want to consider her.

Moreover, Alert! Alert!! Friendzone detected!!!
Don't let her friendzone you; you have already taken few steps towards that direction.
PoliticsRe: Jim Iyke Declares His Political Ambitions by Mrval20(m): 7:57am On Oct 23, 2014
Remember he was once a rapper too? He's really eager to discover his hidden potentials. I hope this one works. Good luck namesake.
BusinessRe: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Mrval20(m):
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Most Timely Questions To Ask When You Have A New Job by Mrval20(m): 5:58am On Oct 23, 2014
Nice points @op.
You should also try to identify the ruling party as soon as possible. Being a member of the winning office party goes a long way to save you lots of unnecessary stress and bullying.
People always tend to overlook office politics.
FamilyRe: How Does It Feel To Be An Only Son? by Mrval20(m): 5:43am On Oct 23, 2014
It's not always interesting not having a brother, even though you get so so so much love and care from the family.
@op, as you grow older, you might feel less bored because you'd probably find that best friend who'd suffice for a bro.
I can't wait to have a son to call my real brother. wink
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Man Invades The White House In Washington Dc by Mrval20(m): 5:29am On Oct 23, 2014
Very soon, this act will be referred to as an abnormal condition/disorder called "the white house syndrome", which can be defined as an irrational tendency to jump into the white house.
Americans and their weird health disorders though.
TV/MoviesRe: Lady Who Won The MTN Aeroplane Promo (n64m) Reveals How She Spent Her Money by Mrval20(m): 5:12am On Oct 23, 2014
Did someone actually win that prizehuh I thought the promo was banned or something.
CelebritiesRe: This Is Nairaland FM! (Dashing Galore/Bonanza Tonight) by Mrval20(m): 9:19pm On Oct 21, 2014
@op, you're really funny but why exactly did you choose that username?
RomanceRe: Women Who Drink... by Mrval20(m): 4:03pm On Oct 21, 2014
Even decent girls drink alcohol too but do that occasionally and in a classy way. Having a glass of wine once in a while isn't too bad for a lady....Not beer! Only basic chicks drink beer.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: AY-EXCEL CHEAPEST BITCOIN, CABLE TV SUB. MTN, ETISALAT DATA by Mrval20(m): 2:35pm On Oct 21, 2014
In case you're still doubting, this guy is legit! I bought from him this afternoon. His prices are awesome too. Ride on!
RomanceRe: So Guys, What Does This Mean? by Mrval20(m): 4:10pm On Oct 20, 2014
SuperMartins:
abi na bro..anyways,all na experience shaa for future reference..
I mean all those ladies following you; me sef don dey fear to follow you osmiley
RomanceRe: So Guys, What Does This Mean? by Mrval20(m): 3:52pm On Oct 20, 2014
SuperMartins:
hehe..ur explanation was good enough
Thanks, bro.
All those ladies though tongue
FamilyRe: 10 Ways You Are Being Unfaithful To Your Spouse — And You Don't Even Know It by Mrval20(m): 3:42pm On Oct 20, 2014
Personally, I consider only numbers 8, 9 and 10 to be totally wrong. However, it can't even be described as unfaithfulness.
People should stop making marriage look like one hell of a prison.
RomanceRe: So Guys, What Does This Mean? by Mrval20(m): 3:27pm On Oct 20, 2014
SuperMartins:
dude ,open up a romance sch..u sure have a degree on issues like dis
Haha you don't say! wink
FashionRe: Ebola: US Company Makes Ebola T-shirt Mocking Nigeria by Mrval20(m): 3:35pm On Oct 19, 2014
Smh at people who think this is also GEJ's fault.
For those of you crying of being hated and all that, does the U.S put food on your table? Move on with your lives biko.
CelebritiesRe: "Day A Fan Embarrassed Me In USA" - Zack Orji Reveals by Mrval20(m): 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2014
I like this man, a true gentleman.
He needs to promote his son's musical career like other rich dads are doing; unless he isn't in support of the idea.
RomanceRe: No Fine Girl Has Ever Agree To Date Me by Mrval20(m): 7:36am On Oct 17, 2014
What's your selling point?
Are you rich?
Are you handsome?
Are you famous?
Are you brilliant? Etc.
Pretty girls have a whole lot of suitors, so you must have a selling point and be confident enough in order to defeat your rivals.
Work on yourself first, bro.
RomanceRe: Asking A Girl Out:101 by Mrval20(m): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2014
How do you just walk up to someone and say you want to talk to her about "something"?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Please Help Solve This Problem by Mrval20(m): 2:37am On Oct 15, 2014
ShenTeh:


... And the innocent op did not know that the babe was setting him up to note her 'assets'.

The joke is on you, bruv.

Word!cheesy
PoliticsRe: Texas Town Quarantined After Family Of Five Test Positive For The Ebola Virus by Mrval20(m): 2:27am On Oct 15, 2014
The way the United States government handles this issue makes me believe these "Ebola as birth control scheme" conspiracy theorists. In my opinion, they don't seem to be doing enough.
I might be wrong though.
RomanceRe: 6 Characteristics Of Most Awesome Girlfriend Ever by Mrval20(m): 2:14am On Oct 15, 2014
If she plays video game with you, she's super awesome and also your missing rib! wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Please Help Solve This Problem by Mrval20(m): 2:06am On Oct 15, 2014
@OP, you might want to know that most times when people say "she's got a bright future behind her", they're actually referring to a lady's backside.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Love Two People At The Same Time? by Mrval20(m): 1:59am On Oct 15, 2014
It's possible to love two people at a time. I guess what isn't possible is loving two people equally at a time; your love for one must definitely outweigh your love for the other.
Source: Experience.
HealthRe: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 6:28pm On Oct 14, 2014
englishmart:
bullshit. If I see this on front-page, I will deactivate my account. Don't ask me the account. Na only me know
watcha talkin' bouthuh
TravelRe: Things You Should Never Say On A Plane by Mrval20(m): 1:55pm On Oct 14, 2014
If your kid's name is Akbar, you better not call his name in the plane or else you'd be thrown out of the plane or even get arrested; and that's when every other passenger must have left the plane for you two.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Others May Run When They Seeyou Coming by Mrval20(m): 11:07am On Oct 14, 2014
Nice points.
Number 6 won't only make people avoid you, it'd make people outrightly hate you.
They're also the most annoying people you'll find in forums online.
RomanceRe: Older Women Vs Younger Women. Guys, Which Do You Prefer? by Mrval20(m): 10:43am On Oct 14, 2014
Any guy that says he prefers an older lady for marriage has just one plan which is marrying a working class, already made lady who can help him build his family.
Forget every other reason any guy gives you for choosing to marry an older lady. We guys are also good at gold digging.

For me, I prefer a younger lady.
HealthRe: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 10:25am On Oct 14, 2014
Austeenx:
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https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tumblr_n254pmd7R81qfo87uo2_250.gif
tongue
HealthRe: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 1:36am On Oct 14, 2014
Afrok:
cheesy it could've being alot funny if the madman had ran towards the joint with U, stopped at the entrance to the joint, started shouting biko oo biko oo and at the same time laughing hilariously at U grin coz there are madmen that laughs at sane people undecided.
Word! People would think we're the same or something.
HealthRe: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 1:32am On Oct 14, 2014
amokeme:
biko o biko o. grin really funny
Life is priceless, you knowcheesy
RomanceRe: Look What's Happening To Me :( by Mrval20(m): 1:26am On Oct 14, 2014
As you spend quality time getting close to them and trying to "slowly work from there", you're equally renting a mansion in their" friend zone" estate. That's simply your problem.
HealthRe: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 1:16am On Oct 14, 2014
[quote author=urhoboman post=27122699][/quote]Those guys are something else, very unpredictable.

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