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Apart from keeping kwara state govt vault open for his oga, Bukola Saraki, he does practically nothing else as kwara governor, that's why he has time for his barber to carve this "guyish" hairstyle on his 50-year-old head.

The Honda bullet cars I have seen around have manual transmission. Cars with automatic transmission are easy to drive and less stressful, and I think your wife will prefer one. If the golf polo is automatic, you should go for it.

Blessed are thou hijab as the Almighty does nothing in vain.

Hahahaha, the woman is nice, isn't she? After all she only squeezed his balls, shikena! A really wicked woman would certainly have added some kicks. As for the man, he should receive an award for asking for only a restraining order - that means he still keeps her as his wife. What a nice fellow he is! The woman should count herself lucky - some man would have sent her to great beyond right there and then in the name of self defence. Kudos to both of them, but next time the man should tell his pastor that he will be doing fast + seX because his wife can't do without daily seX. He shouldn't use fasting to dodge seX. Mr man don't let the pastor take over your job.

Leaving employment for unemployment! Why are you asking for advice when you yourself should know the right thing to do?

Stds will never end as long as there is seX!

mrblessed:
I would have ignore your rather apologetic and illogical reply, however, the disingenuous, albeit subtle attempt, to create a completely false picture of the situation in northern Nigeria necessitated this brief reply. Northern Nigeria, though not accustomed to the vices you mentioned which are more common in the south, is one of the dangerous places to live in beginning from the 1930 Kano riot. When political independence was achieved in1960, the orgy for blood seemed have astronomically increased, manifesting in periodic outburst of killings and destruction of properties without any known government intervention to secure lives and properties. We have had series of crises, riots, and violence until the mother of destruction -- terrorism -- found a hospitable bode in the north. Today, the military is lampooning the infamous practice of parents selling off their daughters for terrorists related activities in your supposedly tranquil and peaceful north. Since marriage and child bearing have no restrictions whatsoever, the slaves dealing parents can almost certainly return to procreation after a successful transaction has taken place.

Hahahaha, and this gibberish is what?

hazyfm1:



I will kuku be drinking only water and eating vegetables

Bros, there is no escape: too much water intake can cause hyponatremia which can be fatal and vegetables are often laced with dangerous contaminants these days!

mrblessed:
Are you justifying Mr. Tanko's overbloated family size with an exceptional case from the south? To be fair to Mr Tanko, the number of his family members can be considered conversative in relation to the commonplace practice in the north. More importantly, he is educated and apparently wealthy. So there is no chances of seeing his children on the street with bowl on their hands. It is no longer news that most northern Muslims breed like rabbit, without thought and concern on the welfare their children. Even the lone voice of Emir Sanusi -- relentlessly calling on the north to outlaw some old, established, and widespread cultural practices that are illogical -- has been ruthlessly silenced. Today, it is business as usual. Mr Tanko's boost of unproductive northern Nigeria population strength is what Dr John Danfulani referred to as 'giant social menace' because a mind blogging twelve million children are out of school in northern Nigeria. Indeed, if Mr. Tanko is truly an elder statesman as he claims to be, he is supposed to be sober and reflective on the level of wickedness and deprivations he and his likes have brought upon the north. And not to portray northern population as if it is a source of strength, and not a version of modern day slavery.

Large family size is not exclusive to the north. What is the average number of children per woman elsewhere in the country? Why don't you people link cultism, kidnappings, armed robberies rampant outside the north to population explosion in those parts?

This Hausa man has 19 children and certainly many wives, maybe 4. I know of a woman from SS who has 13 children - one single woman!

Is SE any better than NE with cultists, kidnappers, robbers and other killers everywhere?

Kobicove:
I smell lies...

Where is the evidence that this guy is a pastor or that the other one is a mental case?

What I see are just 2 guys having a physical altercation over God knows what

Hahaha, and where is your evidence that he is not a pastor?

Charged with (not for) an offence.

These are court-affiliated scholars - they are fond of telling their political benefactors the sort of things they want to hear.

Heard this statement that Saraki is tactically avoiding Eid day in ilorin his hometown by running to hajj every year so that he is not stoned the second time at Eid praying ground.

Good. But the officials should be given N1m as the players.

Why is Christianity full of confusion? Catholics are idol worshipers and hellbound, says Pentecostalists. All other churches are heretics, says Catholics. Not to mention the bickering among thousand other denominations.

prekumohtim:
His name(Dangote) will remain till he dies. We don't have richest dead men

Dangote is a family name. His first name is Aliko. Long after Aliko is gone his investments will continue and whether anybody likes it or not the name Dangote will remain in billionaire's list. Don't forget that Aliko's lookalike daughter, Halima, is already being groomed to take over the business. She in turn will hand over to her child and they all bear Dangote.

joinnow:
Just one policy can change matter bruuh this is Nigeria and he will disappear from world's billionaires list

The guy is very smart. He is always on the side of govt. Besides, it is unlikely that the countries he has investments in will all move against him because no govt is anti-business. He says he'II be investing massively in Europe and America in the coming years. Dangote's billions will keep multiplying - that's the reward for shrewd planning.

It is difficult to say when Dangote emerged as Nigeria's richest man. There were many pretenders and noisemakers who did not really have solid investments unlike Dangote who has virtually all his wealth in factories spread across 14 countries and still counting.He is also now venturing into oil refinery. Believe it or not, the man himself says he doesn't save cash - he keeps investing in solid assets. These investments will continue to grow almost indefinitely and the name Dangote may never disappear from world's billionaires list.

This post is the most educative post on nairaland in recent times.

RIP. This man would have ended up turning state house into fvcking centre. Lest we forget, he acknowledged 27 women in his will as his baby mamas!

Pinuc:
If we know how contracts are awarded, you will understand that 2m is not much. Individuals will not be the ones to get the contract but companies, these companies also pay so many people in the name of staff.
Lets not make a mountain out of a mull.
Secondly remember that 2m is not just for one time fumigation, is for a whole year fumigation.
Thirdly this fumigation is not only for rats. Mosquito, snakes and other ants are targeted during fumigation.
I hope my points here will not attract criticism. My views shaaaa

I wonder how anybody in their right senses will say N2m(less than 6000 dollars) is too much to fumigate the whole of state house for one year.

Nothing new. Churches and fraud are like conjoined twins.

What is marathon sEx?

If this woman had not stood her ground doggedly and had Sawyerr quarrantined Ebola would have enterred Lagos and potentially killed hundreds of thousands. That's no exaggeration - just imagine Ebola in Ajegunle!

How he got the erection is what baffles me.

Expatiate (pronounced "ix- pei-shi-et") is widely misspelled and mispronounced in nigeria as "expaNtiate".

MasterChen:
Lol these fookers are just using us to play Ludo

Naija no get hope.

Hahahaha, so u didn't know before. Pdp and apc are just two sides of the same coin.

And the pastor plus the brainwashed parents behind this barbaric conduct will go scot free. Why wont this thing continue. Since pastors are won't to label innocent children as witches and wizard, where are they getting the inspiration for their prophecy?

What a useless statement! Supposing Osinbajo were to do die from natural causes today or accident (may either not happen, though not impossible ). This is how yoruba boast and would run away afterwards like Soyinka and Tinubu did after goading Mko to declare himself president, only to flee and abandon him to his fate in the hands of no-nonsense General Abacha. Cowardly set of people.