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LOL.
Hausa on point.
1 bak'i-black
2 fari -white
3 ja -red
4 ja-ja- pink
5 kore- green
6 launin jar garura -purple
7 launoni-colors
8 mai ruwan k'asa -brown
9 mai ruwan lemo -orange
10 mai ruwan toka-toka -gray
11 rawaye -yellow
12 shud'i -blue

Yes O! Can u compare a sachet water wit table water?

wat next?

ASUU head dey hot. Old men are not smiling

I no go comment. vex dey catch me

Owk remind me to comment wen dey Interview Mr president.

Prayers for ma beloved country

Good move

CAMEROONPRIDE: he made his choice ,deal with it terrorist

Am not opposing. A happi one for tht matter

vanunu: I am a yoruba man, and a Muslim, but today 22-09-2013 I have decided not to be a Muslim again, I have longed been deceived, I cannot take it any more. I also so call on all Yorubas to denounce and reject Islam, because it is a very dangerous religion. I heard that the Islamist are setting up camps somewhere in our southwest, we the children of Oduduwa will never allow this to happen.

If truely u re or were a Muslim as u claimed then I Ve great pity for u. Islam doesn't need u, U need Islam for Allah is sufficient for the Belivers. Go to Hell.

Thank God we Ve Mods in the house if not low minded ppl full this thread. May The soul ov those who has passed away rest in peace. the whole of Man kind is wicked. not just some ov the Muslim. Islam remains perfect. lyk it or hate it. May God expose those tarnishin our name.

FILEBE: were what?

I finally completed ma ryt up. u can navigate to page one to complete it. tanks

3ace: Got the message; hope you are changed man now.

yes I am. am still narratin da story above.

I did one bad tin bcoz ov money. this one tym at my early 20's when my greed was so high for money. I got ma self involved with a guy who said he knows somewhere we could get fuckin rich. being da greedy I was, I foolishly agreed without thinking it through. we made our arrangements and traveled to a village in Niger state "I won't mention it though". finally we met a man strange looking with his facial u could tell the man is soaked with poverty and mystery.
I was a bit frightened but My frd (now Dead) calmed me down and assured me Evrytin is fyn giving me guarantee tht he knows da man well enough. we sat down on a mat at the back ov his house which I take to b his shrine or watever. We narrated our reasons to him and behold wat the man's instructions where. .... lemme rewind a little bit, When my Deseased frd told me about him (The man) ma tot was we will just go to met him and Boom we re millionaires Buh it wasn't lyk tht, twaz something else.
So He ask us iv we re ready for wat we wish? my frd answered sharply filled with excitement, I took a pause to reply coz something in ma mind was pulling me back Buh ma frd gave me a poke tht I Shuld answer. After the agreement He asked us to give out #5000 which I gave so he told us
1.we must never fall in love or if we re in luv we shuld cut it out
2. We shuld not believe tht their is a God
3. da worst ov ol he asked us to bring him da menstrual blood ov a virgin.
4.He gave us some thing powder lyk tht asking us to rob it on before goin to bed or when we re in company ov boyant ppl.
He gave us guarantee tht if this tinz are well taken care ov we will B big tym rollers from whr we don't expect.
we left and told him we will B back with item number 3 wen its available. disappointed and confused we strtd our journey back to abj" with a lot ov tots running on ma mind. I broke da silence to ask ma frd iv this guy was serious and iv he believed in ol wat he said and da instructions. he smiled back and told me yes he does cox many ppl he knows has done it and whr successful so I shuld cheer up.
Just on our way back along zuba we had an accident . For some reason best known to God I survived with a fractured arm whilst ma frd who refused wearing the seat belt had a crack on his skull with internal bleeding. he later passed a day after. There I was Thankful to God for saving ma life and asking for forgiveness.
Ma frd lost his life on our stupid quest and No one includin his family had ever known da real reason or why we embarked on the journey cox i only told them we went to see "Gurara falls" except Nairalanders coz I tink its tym I let da truth out . Rip dear frd God tym is da best. am now sufficient and content with Wat God provides Me. Thanks to those tht took tym reading

Raymondenyi: 1 thing is obvious here!!! BoKOHARAM DONE WIN!!!! I thinkk its high tym we accept it, datt dey have won d battle, n all Nigerians go on our knees and beg them! Maybe this will stop d killing of our brothers n sisters, cus me I don tire 4 dis news...

The security agents are noww streSsed out! Them too re quite tired n bored of the prolonged boko bruhaha....

I'll organize a press confress to kneel and beg them! Pls I call on all well meaning Nig. 2 fellow suit... Thank U

I tink the only thing left is to kneel down as u said and Beg them coz I can't take it anymore. so weak.

Thr is no way am goin yo eat this shit.
Except iv Gej will leave aso rock then Yes.

Na bus (Van) dem use come pick am for airport self. #smh dem no see any flashy car or even those nice rental cars to use aspa Star boi things poor tin. see as him come dey shine teeth inside da Bus self.

I wonder who to believe or believe not now.

Just passing. Abeg Watin b stadium?

Owk. season continue

Pdp is a Failure.

Now this is funny.

End tym tinz

Amaechi dis Amaechi tht, I done tire o

Why lie wen u no even get car. u done drive car self before?
well I think 100 -110km/h is best to control cox u can actually break ur speed to 10km/h in 3 sec.

if u tink u gat the balls, just do it and God help u. buh since u are traveling wit frds for the first tym, I won't advice tht coz teenagers have mental disability to do right when with frds. Try taking da drive with matured experience minds couple of tyms or alone cox ur mind will be more reasonable then before talking long journeys with friends. hmmmmm!

I guess we ol know da answer. just passing

Rise If Possible. ..

Ain't worth it