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Wow! Intriguing n insightful, buh requires some true discerning n spiritual eyes n minds to understand n interpret all these .....
#subscribing

@op....after all no care was been taken abt referencing the source...abi u want claim the authorship @op....after all no care was been taken abt referencing the source...abi u want claim the authorship

I thought PDP BOT chairmanship is a reserved position of only for d past pdp's presidents....or has rule been amended??

davkin: Am sure av replied u

ve not received any email from u...still waiting

luluosas: Airtel's 1GB for N1200 is for BlackBerry you hear?

False! Airtel 1 GB goes for anything ...use ur head

Interested in one of ur wares...ve mailed u too

Nice post ...buh dis got me LOLing

“That way, if
someone puts a gun to my head and demands to know my
password, I can honestly say I
don’t know it.”

hmmm! This actually happened when I was in Jss2 n there's dis my classmate I just asked out newly. Got a day my elder bros visited home with CABIN biscuit n in my bid to make a mark, I packed some of it into my school bag n now informed dis babe dat I got some biscuits for her, not until I saw the on her face that I realised that dis gal was far beyond my reach cos as my classmate, she's been hitting it hard with more_high_lovers than I was then.

It's a common grumble that politicians' lifestyles are far removed from those of their electorate. Not so in Uruguay. Meet the president - who lives on a ramshackle farm and gives away most of his pay.

Laundry is strung outside the house. The water comes from a well in a yard, overgrown with weeds. Only two police officers and Manuela, a three-legged dog, keep watch outside.

This is the residence of the president of Uruguay, Jose Mujica, whose lifestyle clearly differs sharply from that of most other world leaders.

President Mujica has shunned the luxurious house that the Uruguayan state provides for its leaders and opted to stay at his wife's farmhouse, off a dirt road outside the capital, Montevideo.

The president and his wife work the land themselves, growing flowers.

This austere lifestyle - and the fact that Mujica donates about 90% of his monthly salary, equivalent to $12,000 (£7,500), to charity - has led him to be labelled the poorest president in the world.
His charitable donations - which benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs - mean his salary is roughly in line with the average Uruguayan income of $775 (£485) a month.In 2010, his annual personal wealth declaration - mandatory for officials in Uruguay - was $1,800 (£1,100), the value of his 1987 Volkswagen Beetle.

This year, he added half of his wife's assets - land, tractors and a house - reaching $215,000 (£135,000).

That's still only about two-thirds of Vice-President Danilo Astori's declared wealth, and a third of the figure declared by Mujica's predecessor as president, Tabare Vasquez.
That's still only about two-thirds of Vice-President Danilo Astori's declared wealth, and a third of the figure declared by Mujica's predecessor as president, Tabare Vasquez.

Elected in 2009, Mujica spent the 1960s and 1970s as part of the Uruguayan guerrilla Tupamaros, a leftist armed group inspired by the Cuban revolution.

He was shot six times and spent 14 years in jail. Most of his detention was spent in harsh conditions and isolation, until he was freed in 1985 when Uruguay returned to democracy.

Those years in jail, Mujica says, helped shape his outlook on life.
"I'm called 'the poorest president', but I don't feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try to keep an expensive lifestyle, and always want more and more," he says.

"This is a matter of freedom. If you don't have many possessions then you don't need to work all your life like a slave to sustain them, and therefore you have more time for yourself," he says.

"I may appear to be an eccentric old man... But this is a free choice."
The Uruguayan leader made a similar point when he addressed the Rio+20 summit in June this year: "We've been talking all afternoon about sustainable development. To get the masses out of poverty.

"But what are we thinking? Do we want the model of development and consumption of the rich countries? I ask you now: what would happen to this planet if Indians would have the same proportion of cars per household than Germans? How much oxygen would we have left?

"Does this planet have enough resources so seven or eight billion can have the same level of consumption and waste that today is seen in rich societies? It is this level of hyper-consumption that is harming our planet."

Mujica accuses most world leaders of having a "blind obsession to achieve growth with consumption, as if the contrary would mean the end of the world".
But however large the gulf between the vegetarian Mujica and these other leaders, he is no more immune than they are to the ups and downs of political life.

"Many sympathise with President Mujica because of how he lives. But this does not stop him for being criticised for how the government is doing," says Ignacio Zuasnabar, a Uruguayan pollster.

The Uruguayan opposition says the country's recent economic prosperity has not resulted in better public services in health and education, and for the first time since Mujica's election in 2009 his popularity has fallen below 50%.

This year he has also been under fire because of two controversial moves. Uruguay's Congress recently passed a bill which legalised abortions for pregnancies up to 12 weeks. Unlike his predecessor, Mujica did not veto it.
He is also supporting a debate on the legalisation of the consumption of cannabis, in a bill that would also give the state the monopoly over its trade.

"Consumption of cannabis is not the most worrying thing, drug-dealing is the real problem," he says.

However, he doesn't have to worry too much about his popularity rating - Uruguayan law means he is not allowed to seek re-election in 2014. Also, at 77, he is likely to retire from politics altogether before long.

When he does, he will be eligible for a state pension - and unlike some other former presidents, he may not find the drop in income too hard to get used to.

Same world but different perceptions and moralities.

Pain: What a dumb post. Which country is this?

I'm a bit worried abt u since i discovered ur world must be really [color=#990000]PAIN[/color..full. u could ve at least tried the provided link

If only my country's obnoxious politicians...especially the president would emulate this simplified lifestyle n absolve the nation from wanton poverty.
Imagine if only the presidency can make use of only 10% of its yearly domestic allowance and channel the other 90% to his country men(charity)...what a swift relief and development we would ve attained...

Space reserved...

I ve once served as best man to my best friend actually.
Thank goodness I can boast/bet with this couple since we (3 of us) ve been friends. Thus, I ve this influence on them both, which was visible even from their traditional wedding till the wedding proper.

I happened to experience one sometime ago...never got to knw how she got ma number. Her voice on phone ...so 'fantabulous'. I was in owerri (school) while she's in lagos , bcoz of her I had to rush down to lagos immediately after exams just to meet up with her bday which was about 4 days interval after my exams .
I had to meet her in somewhere around ketu from mile 2(my area). As I called her dat I was almost at the bus stop (the bridge), she begged of me to exercise patience since she's about finishing her food cooking.
I just saw some YELLOW FEVER men on duty n felt a bit secured (since there's nothing like being OVER SECURED), low n behold my phone rang n it's her n intuitively scanned her n to my utmost dismay, her voice was far beyond the person carrying it( not as she's dis ugly ) buh my rejection being almost claimed my whole being which warranted me to switch off my phone just to take a good look at her n at last decided to give her a try.
The TANTALIZER fast food around there came beckoning and we went inside. Asked what she cared for...rice plus chicken become her request n my wallet was a far cry from supportive since I just hurriedly came back from school . I obliged her of the request while taking a tactical care of my appetit by only ordering just Yoghourt buh sadly the receptionist just handed me a bottle of Coca-cola already opened n b4 I could protest dis gal just rushed the bottle n asked her to get yoghourt for me cos she's taking the coke now.
Just instantly, our formal introductions(our various schools n likes) started rolling out n the next thing I heard from her is that she wanted me to be the one to cut her cake the next day, funnily I was also expected to arrange for the bday venue n provide the cake .....hmmm. What abt ur bf (even if former )? Only for her to open up immediately n told me he's no longer interested in her n b4 I could even bounce back from this abrupt journey of by force bf she's taken me to , she's already querying when I would be visiting her parents.
Mehn ! After dat day , I just deleted her from my whole being. Talk about blind date n hasty enforcement of RESPONSIBILITIES

rman: Nigerians are funny . The same people that complains MTN rates are expensive are now angry calls are cheaper and there credits isn't deducted because of bonus

where's ur thinking faculty located? Even if re ain't a direct victim here why not try n hear ppl out ...? I noticed this on saturday buh never actually taken account of dis whole demeanour. Buh just yesterday, I was having #67 before recharging #400 n my daily target was supposed to be #120...even after seeing my balance at like #235, EMPTY HEAD was still short_changing my credit by displaying dat I had only used abt #43 all day long until I called the customer care only for her to plead with me to bear with them since other customers have been experiencing same. WTF!

dragnet: do a soft/hard reset and reinstall ur firmware

please which other code should I apply here cos de usual 7780 7370 or ....?

Please, urgent advice and help
re needed from the gurus in
da house. my N8 just
developed this
malfunctions..no thanks to my
daily manipulations of it, but in this case, i can't find my
quickoffice and adobe reader
and the worst is that i can't
even install the trial version i
ve downloaded. no doubt, i
tried unsuccessfully hacking it and now am at the crossed
road of not knowing what to
do anymore cos i ve even
tried to reinstall the latest
upgrade of belle for(N8)but to
no avail. I reserve my appreciation cos
i still believe and rely on the
ever solutions that re in
abundant in the path of the
gurus.

afrikanns: on UC browser u cant save pages. that stops me from usin nit. bt wit opera ii think i av saved over one m pages.

Wetin u mean by "UC browser u cant save pages". U must be using my old nokia 5410 . even with dis new uc web dat is as fast as airplane.
@Op...I prefer my Operamini cos of it's arrangebility of nairaland stuffs buh unto downloads, uc web answereth it

MissCorrection: Lets

Let's

MissCorrection: Lets

Let's

Please, urgent advice and help re needed from the
gurus in da house. my N8 just developed this
malfunctions..no thanks to my daily manipulations of it,
but in this case, i can't find my quickoffice and adobe
reader and the worst is that i can't even install the trial
version i ve downloaded. no doubt, i tried unsuccessfully hacking it and now am at the crossed
road of not knowing what to do anymore cos i ve even
tried to reinstall the latest upgrade of belle for(N8)but
to no avail.
I reserve my appreciation cos i still believe and rely on
the ever solutions that re in abundant in the path of the gurus.

Please, urgent advice and help re needed from the gurus in da house. my N8 just developed this malfunctions..no thanks to my daily manipulations of it, but in this case, i can't find my quickoffice and adobe reader and the worst is that i can't even install the trial version i ve downloaded. no doubt, i tried unsuccessfully hacking it and now am at the crossed road of not knowing what to do anymore cos i ve even tried to reinstall the latest upgrade of belle for(N8)but to no avail.
I reserve my appreciation cos i still believe and rely on the ever solutions that re in abundant in the path of the gurus.

obadiah777: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF TIME WASTING. THEY SHOULD ROUND THEM UP ASAP, AND THE SAVAGE WHO SMASHED WOOD ON A DEADS MANS HEAD, I WILL LIKE TO SEE THAT SAVAGE SKINNED ALIVE.

AND YES THIS IS BIBLICAL. GENESIS 9 VS 6

U must ve been possessed by # confused_bigotry...was thinking u meant it when u said u ve accepted Christ....why den quote him dat ve been crowning n dethroning dia DON ?
THINK!

Hmmmm! Just sounded like sunnews as usual ..
Has anyone considered the maximum withdrawable amount an individual can make in a day ?..even as a cooperate body ...#5,000,000.
#Just thinking loud perhaps

Please, I ve this hp g6 series which it's about16 months
old now .it came with 500 hdd ,4g ram with window 7
basic n64 bits. Sometime 3 months ago I decided to
improve on the OS by giving it a face lift of window7
ultimate buh now noticed that my screen ve gone from
the usual blue background to patches of red and some of my software now refused to respond fine...for instance
my antivirus has switched off n refused to respond since
few wks. I noticed that this issue got from bad to
worse..no thanx to my constant update on both this ' fake
' window n update on this said anti_virus .please , if
anyone can provide me with window7 ultimate genuine serial key or still help in suggesting on how to overcome
this nagging issue . Thanx in advance

kinggenesis: It's as a result of virus in the memory card. Format your memory or remove your memory and try it again. I had a similar experience with my E63 in march this year.

kinggenesis: I'm having similar prob with my Dad's phone. Pls, someone should help us out.

kinggenesis: It's as a result of virus in the memory card. Format your memory or remove your memory and try it again. I had a similar experience with my E63 in march this year.

I can't say how much I appreciate dis kind gestures render by majority of matured NAIRALANDERS. As u rightly stated , it's as a result of one locked memory card that I ve even forgotten existed in it....tanks pal