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PoliticsRe: We’ll Retaliate If Soyinka Is Attacked’ by Mucokey(m): 9:47am On Feb 09, 2012
whatever de heck is it, let nothing happen 2 Soyinka dis 1 every1 is dangling him as a war bait.
PoliticsRe: Fausat Ogunbayo Sues West Brighton City For $900 Trillion by Mucokey(m): 9:44am On Feb 09, 2012
900thrillion! Dat sort of claim can only be made by a mental derange person buh my gross hia, is she been a nigerian. Another image denting.
PoliticsRe: Nuhu Ribadu's Response to GEJ's call by Mucokey(m): 3:52am On Feb 09, 2012
No need for all de grammar from Ribadu. He's free 2 make de selection of making himself available 2 serve in dis capacity buh my problem with his current decision, is dat he's been orchestrated 2 fail from de onset, though i wish he ll disappoint me n conquer.
My only advice for him is for him 2 watch his steps cos several traps dat re meant 2 act as impediments re already in place(s) 2 checkmate him. Asked me n i wud ve discouraged him from making dis acceptance.
FamilyRe: Funny Questions Kids Ask And Your Response by Mucokey(m): 7:52pm On Feb 08, 2012
While i was abt 7yrs, my close mate's mother was bin delivered of baby n we're wondering how came abt dis baby though we're awared of her being pregnant. There, i suggested dat de dad had 2 cut open her tommy 2 get de baby out since dis happened in de night while in de mornin we're as well seeing visitors 2 dia home cos dis baby was delivered witin de locality n surely not in any hospital not even a clinic. Bt still, i neva bothered confirming if truely de tommy was actually ripped open
PoliticsRe: Atiku's Political Adviser Escalates His Attack On Wole Soyinka by Mucokey(m): 6:05pm On Feb 08, 2012
War MONGER at large, as if he's 4eva immuned 2 death. Let him(Yusuf) continue with dis macabre dance steps, evil he seeks evil he ll see
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Death Threat: SSS Advises Wole Soyinka To Shave Beards by Mucokey(m): 7:58am On Feb 08, 2012
9ja! Wat a country, thrilling n threatening 1 with suprises
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Wants To Dialogue With Fg by Mucokey(m): 9:06pm On Feb 07, 2012
Btw: oga Gej asked us 2 brace up 2 live wit dis BH threat n now we re abt savoring it they re abt 2 change de tune of dance, Gbaa bee!
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati V. Dele Momodu by Mucokey(m): 6:02pm On Feb 07, 2012
I used to be a HUGE fan of
Reuben Abati. His weekly
piece used to be my
"cocaine" i'd read it over
and over. I couldn't do
without it. I bought newspapers just to read
his piece and after I left
naija I'd go online just to
catch him but honestly I
literally feel like crying for
what my "mentor" has turned out to be today. If
I was God I'd have taken
him out while he was a
honored man and let his
life be celebrated like
other lost journalist (may their honorable souls rip)
than watching all his hard
earned respect and
integrity go down the
drain this way. I'm sad!
Btw: I can never trust any other journalist no more.
.
Just wished Abati cud ve some nightmares of his old self when he's 1s a critic analyst, mayb he wud ve a rethink, bt 4 now only God can deliver us from any other 'good mind' dat ll work with any bad government so as 2 enable him 2 be firm n sleek
PoliticsRe: Mend Threatens Mtn, Sacoil by Mucokey(m): 1:28pm On Feb 06, 2012
plss, Dr. Gej, u beta make peace with urself if really u mean 2 lead dis nation cos am kinda lost how u climbed 2 dis high ladder if actually u neva had 'home support'
PoliticsRe: Rochas Has Done It Again As Imo Councils Get N27b For Capital Projects by Mucokey(m): 1:01pm On Feb 06, 2012
Another drain pipe
,
Until he fails, no need 4 dis unnecessary fronting; had gej come up a bit of such innovatives, glimpse of hope wud ve been in de kitty
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wenger Wins World Coach Of The Decade by Mucokey(m): 7:21pm On Feb 05, 2012
BadBellyPeople'sAssociation(BBPA), Tank God no be una dey rate am, abi u tink say na 9ja wey bribing has bin a 'normal' norm.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Vs Theodore Orji: Who Is The Worst Governor Of All Time? by Mucokey(m): 2:59pm On Feb 05, 2012
what are your yardstcks
for measuring best
governors?as long as i am
concerned ochendo
remains the best in
nigeria, i am very sure u guys are not are not in
abia!have u really gone
round to do assesement
or u sit at a place to draw
conclusion.we all voted
ochendo so we cannot be wrong he has his role to
play and abia will
continue to move on!
I ll just assume dat u re here, just to act to T. A orji wat Beaf acts to gej abt nigeria to dat of abia state. Even if u re a sort of thug(sic) to him, jus 'chop up' wit him n cova ur mouth cos even a miracle is not enof to give abians de total deliverance dey now crave 4. I neva expected anytin marvelous 2 ve com out of dis 2nd 'missionary journey' of his bt de insult he's been hauling n forcing onto our sensibility is more dan annoying. Frankly, i can't say much abt govnor Obi, bt at least am sort of contented wit his smartness in spite of many underground oppositions trailling him.
Moseso, i still dat miracle still works wonders n abia state can walk n work again though not under dis regime
RomanceRe: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by Mucokey(m): 11:00am On Feb 04, 2012
That guy is more than 23
joor and the woman
doesn't look 68 even
though she is fat.
,
And how cud u ve justified de relational connectivity between dis 2? Cud dis also be termed as love being BLIND?
PoliticsRe: Al-Mustapha Is Innocent - Fani Kayode by Mucokey(m): 5:33am On Feb 01, 2012
What de thrash is dis FFK vomiting? In as much as my beleive goes contrary to conviction of a criminal by hanging, i find it very disgustin n unsavory to perseve de ominus stench emernating from dis retarded soul dat so much believe he's part of the hub on which dis nation must wheel on.
How cud dis munch of a man be dis comfortable in repeatedly using de word 'INNOCENT' on de person of al-mustapha?, de law must take it course in order to rid de society of its deliquences, moreso, i can see dis as an act of God as a reminder to dose dat still play gods in their tiny n frenzy ways to always remembers dat He neva sleeps nor slumpers, mayb again, dis Ffk guy is afraid of himself bin convicted as well be liable to be hanged due to his several misdeeds to dis society.
PoliticsRe: Gej's End Of Year Appraisal by Mucokey(m): 3:22am On Dec 27, 2011
capital failure
Jokes EtcRe: Typical Academic Year For A Student by Mucokey(m): 12:12pm On Nov 23, 2011
Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days,

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….
9ce imitation, bt note dat authors re still wary of plagiarism.
proper acknowledgement will be welcomed next tym
RomanceRe: My Romance Story In Pictures by Mucokey(m): 11:59am On Nov 01, 2011
How una take know say him no be black person wey white family adopt ?
I no fit hold mi laff grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Baba Suwe Will Excrete Drugs – NDLEA by Mucokey(m): 11:47am On Nov 01, 2011
Am getting amiss at the way n rate things re going in Nigeria, Is there no fixed rules to this whole me.s.s huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Collecting Bribe Is In My Blood - Dismissed Policeman by Mucokey(m): 12:16pm On Oct 17, 2011
Both this man and the looter governors should be baild or set free without a life jail term beign given unto them
A gibberish sort of statement, huh huh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Fashola Commissions 72 Units Of 3 Bedroom Flats by Mucokey(m): 7:05am On Oct 15, 2011
@ werepeLeri, where re Beaf n all oda Gej apologists? U guys neva ceased 2 amaze mi wheneva u ppl com 2 NL only 2 heat n propound issues. Y cant u guys jus think more of collective interest of nigeria masses n shield urselves away from dis impunity of only being apologetic 2 every of Gej course even wen he's on de verge of dwindling n shooting himself on de foot?
We all here aint lost in de context of world class projects via structural facilities n designs, y rant on de issue of BTF erection of world class n modern houses? As de case seems hia 2 be, even if des houses re 4 de super rich time ll com wen all des rich 1s ll make claim 2 their satisfaction thus, paving ways 4 de remaining lots 4 de 'poor masses' also.
Hasn't any1 taken time out 2 wonder n savour de rich taste of skyscrapers obtainable in cities of japan, indonesia, jarkata, switzerland, jus 2 mention bt a few or do u think only individual erections n ownerships ll bring abt n spring abt such development in a quick succession.
9ja o ni ba je
CelebritiesRe: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by Mucokey(m): 7:51pm On Oct 13, 2011
When did ibo people turn gentle? Non is yet to show for this thread. We will reciprocate when the table turn una side.
Na u sabi o cool
PhonesRe: Etisalat GAGA: Etisalat Offers Cheap Android Phone by Mucokey(m): 4:37pm On Oct 13, 2011
confirmed
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Visits The Family Of Slain Boko Haram Leader by Mucokey(m): 12:48pm On Sep 16, 2011
Jonathan has no brain and OBJ's brain is also still missing.
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s 100 Days In Office A Waste –Buhari by Mucokey(m): 3:28pm On Sep 08, 2011
Buhari should shut his stinking mouth up. is that why they can't call their boys to order for stop killing innocent souls in the name of BOKO HARAM? God would visit and pay them one after the other for what they are doing to this our generation. if our generation is like this what would happen to unborn generation? 100 DAYS IN OFFICE A WASTE MY FOOT
Y shud any reasonable being here ll still stand firm n be posting gibberises here wen dis issue has been analysed as well as thrashed.
I ve made up my mind 2 always hear Buhari out especially when it hinges on Mr. Gej ineptitude towards us de concern cum receipiants of these whole thrash they ve succeeded in throwing n forcing unto us
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by Mucokey(m): 11:36am On Aug 11, 2011
As me, it makes me 2 check me level of cleanliness though 2 mi surprise almost every1 seems 2 be mis-interpretin dis oo
PoliticsRe: 5 Reasons Why America Is Worse Than Nigeria by Mucokey(m): 4:12pm On Jul 23, 2011
There are Cars made in america, be at a jeep or any other type you also used the word brand new, No car sold in nigeria is made in nigeria so how do you explain a brand new car being cheaper in nigeria than it would be  if that same new car is sold in the US where there is either made or the manufacturer has a dealer
Abeg call de carpenter make him com hammer dis nail on dis singular logic: GBAAM
PoliticsRe: N38b: No Court Can Try Me - Bankole; Demands Apology From Farida by Mucokey(m): 1:49pm On Jun 24, 2011
Bankole may walk free, and if he does, it won't be because there are no grounds for his prosecution. Rather, it will be because some people have decided to look the other way as is the case with many of such cases in Nigeria.


I can't agree less dan de above quote, bt i ll like us 2 run inside our various rooms n put on our mourning gowns cos 9ja is in n soaked with selfish n incompetent "riggers" cum rulers. Moreso, it's only wen God himself decided 2 liberate us we ll remain in dis jungle we ve all found ourselves  angrysad sad
PoliticsRe: Katsina Has N16 Billion While Others Are Owing: New Governors Take Note! by Mucokey(m): 1:13pm On Jun 16, 2011
Sincerely Muslims or rather northerner are pretty more upright n less corrupt (when dealing with their state) than most southern nigerians.
Get ur stats rite cos 1 of de northern governors is stil in radar ova misappropriation of ova #6.5 billion
PoliticsRe: Maiduguri: Boko Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire by Mucokey(m): 12:33pm On Jun 14, 2011
Dis Rascals must be shown de direct way 2 hell cos there is where i strongly believe dey all belong.
Whic kin nonsensical morale dey tink dey possess  sad angry
EducationRe: He Got 2.2 In Sch And His Dad Became Hostile To Him. by Mucokey(m): 1:47pm On Jun 13, 2011
I beg 2 disagree dat a bunch of ppl hia sinc graduated late 60s cos in dis present stands n in many campuses, mehn it jus His grace dat 2.1 or 2.2 is obtained cos of de attitudes of dis so called lecturers.

I ve got dis course dat dis man plainly n wickedly told us from de onset dat A is 4 god, B 4 him whil C is 4 average students. Dis course 2 be frank is jus a continuation of a previous 1st semester course though been already handled by 1 oda lecturer n most ppl scored As, bt true 2 dis oda 1's beleiv n stand non performed above C; den tell mi wat ll make up dis RESERVED 1ST CLASS

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