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i switch off my tv, come see wetin dey happen for here...mr0nic idi0tic referee just kill d game

so no nigerian in prague or with experience bout prague here ? i thot nigerians were everywhere, even afghanistan

[quote author=A-ZeD]From blaming witches in the village, to blaming the devil and now the CIA. Nigerians never seize to amaze.
Malaysia, is one of the largest exporters of palm oil, they got their seedlings from Nigeria yet we don't even export; is the CIA also responsible for that?
Is the CIA responsible for the looting of our public wealth by government officials?

Nigerians stop blaming others for your problem and take responsibilities for your action or inaction. Countries like Brazil, Turkey, Singapore, India, Qatar are putting their houses in order, Nigerians are busy blaming someone else.[/quote]lol. with nigerians and their illogical superstitious beliefs i know it will soon come time for the thriving industry of conspiratards to get a hold of these revisionist illiterates. infact CIA is why our leaders are corrupt azzholes; CIA is why people do yahoo-yahoo; CIA sponsored the post election riots, the cartoon riots, and miss world riots...without CIA nigeria would not only be the true giant of africa but the actual world military n economic power...oh CIA mctheeeeew...

i will be in prague for a weekend and was wondering if any one here wit real life experience bout the place? where to hang out? where to groove? etc especially for a black brotha. hope no overt racism n such cos me i dey very racism intolerant n have heard stuff bout mostly eastern europe...will appreciate any tips or comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrjBbjGk8kI

video, since the original one don terminate

2jideofor: [size=30pt]Who Voted Them In? Sentimental Moronic Fuctards Did and Who are In Search for Their Bloody Messiah to Give Them Fresh Air![/size]

and who was the alternative? al-qaedu buhari?

even murderous tyrants like Assad and Gadaffi had part of their oppressed people protest in favor of them to continue to feed their insatiable lust for power and remain in power like kings perpetually; Abacha had 2 million nigerians (who all later flooded the street to celebrate his demise) march for him, this included highly regarded celebrities like onyeka onwenu smh...this is why its next to impossible for 3rd world countries to move forward; a failed system where bribery and corruption is the norm...their leaders intentionally keep the impoverished masses where they are so that they can continue to use dem for their own ends like these mumus in this pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8X_Y6hkd2c

E nor easy o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8X_Y6hkd2c

nuella2:
Pastor chris do not charge pple before praying for them. The healing sch is free for everyone. All the programmes organized by the man of God is free. Night of bliss in south africa at the soccer city is going to be free. If the intention was for money, then pple would have bought tickets to enter every christ embassy church that night. There were plenty other venues available for pple free. If someone cannot afford #1000 to enter the auditorium, he can simply stay at the next venue and hear the same message, at thesame time.

If is money pst chris can just charge every cancer case 5m, thats easier na

smh @ the way my people reason. hope this is all a joke if not each and everyone of these magas need serious holy ghost azz whooping

[img]http://chzgifs.files./2010/07/funny-gif-jacket-of-smite.gif[/img]

this is connected to the word used for god in genesis in the hebrew: אלהים , which is plural. in one of the threads that was woven together to make up genesis, there is "el" - god - and "elohim" - gods. the elohim were the ones referred to in "let us create man in our own image". later on, when the jews became fiercely monotheist, they claimed that "elohim" was really a respectful plural and there was actually only one god. but their own grammar shows that at one time el was not the only god, but the chief god of several.

genesis is very duotheistic, while later scriptures written or rewritten by the judaean priests of yahweh is generally monotheistic. the old testament is a conglomeration of scriptures from several different religions, which is why there are so many contradictions. i think it's ridiculous when people say that's a reference to the trinity when that's from the jewish text, which didn't have the idea of the trinity at all

like mazaje rightly pointed out above, the Hebrew religion was not always monotheistic. there was a time when yahweh was just one of several gods worshiped.

OLAADEGBU:
Would you care to share notes with us, what are your sources?

source:
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/what_was_the_ancient_hebrew_religion.htm

the post/video link/quote on the post above yours has nothing whatsoever to do with my topic apart from personal jab; same with every single post from the above poster and his attention seeking christian cohort all laced with nothing but insults, name-callings, and personal abuses that has gotten alot of people who didn't even do half as much banned. well, i guess it's cool when forum rules get broken and a thread gets derailed as long as threadstarter is mudley and perpetrators are christians.

anyways, i see mr. toba has dubiously ignored all my questions. i would gladly take on him on any topic relating to religion since he obviously has a personal problem with me but i need to confirm where he stands first, cos someone that tells lies as much as he does is most definitely not a christian.

toba:
I cant help but laugh. U make claims that u cant back up with any tangible evidence. U claimed to be studying in Germany or USa right?

okay. i'll provide my evidences below. pic. 1. is my U.S passport (with written confirmation that the pic is from me by the side). pic. 2. is my temporary work-study permit in germany. now, lets see your ecowas(lol) passport full of foreign visas. and are you done with your PHD program yet?lol (i've seen your posts here, and from your IQ level you most probably don't even have a college degree talkless of PHD). i'm ready to go toe to toe with you now, so it's your chance to settle your personal vendetta with me. we can debate any topic on religion or christianity without personal insults, ok? but first, you have to confirm to me what kind of christianity you practice before we proceed since you LIE more than the devil himself

[center]https://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2011/01/the_science_vs_creationism_deb/facebookgenius.jpeg[/center]

that's generally how it goes. religious person repeats something their pastor or churchy friend told them without bothering to fact-check it. some other person explains why they're just wrong. religious person says "SHUTUP LEAVE ME ALONE".

it's a classic story.

at least he didn't say "you just don't want to hear the truth" or some sh1t like that. religious people will believe anything. wonder if they even understand why we have winter and summer? smh at humanity having a low IQ average

and lol @ 17 people liking the non-status guy and only 7 liking the original status

yeshua stay losing on the internets 

bumping back up this powerful thread

https://videobeta.net/gifs/30.gif

InesQor:
If they are so similar, why not create so many threads talking about Santa Claus as well?

well, this is the religious section where we're FREE to discuss issues relating to religion, imaginary gods etc. if it were maybe a christmas section, and a bunch of full grown adults actually strongly believe santa is real, and their belief in santa causes hate and division(like in naija and even here on this forum), unnecessary wars (the crusades, jihads etc), torture, genocide, massacres(boko haram, the inquisition, 9/11 etc), fraud on a massive scale (like we see today in naija amongst so-called MOG cult figures and their magas) etc all in the name of santa, just the way religious freaks use their gods to justify their atrocious deeds(like the massacre of amalekite women, children, and even animals in your own bible etc), then maybe i'd be creating threads talking about santa as well

but for now, religion and belief in imaginary deities you guys call gods is as much a problem plaguing society today as corruption, racism, laziness etc but with triple the body count of all the other vices combined. now back to thread topic

[center][img]http://sciencenotes.files./2008/03/santa-jesus.jpg[/img][/center]

and all your childish insultive rants laced with expletives is not against forum rules?

i see you conveniently left out your PHD and ecowas passport claims in your reply while completely deviating into your usual childish rants and raining of insults and still openly lying about your fake jesus id and your false real estate agent claims. christian ni, christian ko

well, i will leave you to your own folly. your mates are busy out working for a living taking care of homes and family and you're here fooling yourself by wasting your life bickering back and forth on the internet like your life depended on it. after you go say na home trouble

atleast uyi is a student trying to better himself with an education. what's your excuse?

toba:
moderator well done. Your boy cried to u as usual and your hand is felt already. Try to be fair by deleting the post of your muddled insanity as well. like u did with uyi iredia's post

sharrap there. you were the one who decided to bump into my thread with childish insulting posts that has nothing whatsoever to do with the thread topic so answer the questions before anyone starts to take you any seriously in here. LIAR!

here you go again. let's see if you try to avoid them again this time

Mudley313:
@ toba. have you repented of your LIES or not?

1. you dubiously made an alias 'jesus' last year and even after being caught red handed decided to profusely deny it like the pathological liar that you are. atleast you were wise enough to stop using it after the exposure in order not to make a bigger fool of yourself

2. you falsely claimed to be a real estate agent when all you do is waste your jobless life on nairaland looking for friends to send you christmas cloths. were you trying to use that fake real estate agent claim to scam someone on here? or just to feel cool online

3. you falsely claim to be doing a PHD program in UNICAL (or UNIPORT) when you type like a high school drop out. did you think you were talking to kindergaten children when you made those false claims? or it's just part of your pathological lying nature

4. you falsely claim to have an ecowas passport full of foreign visas. that you travel back and forth abroad on the regular, when you have never even set foot on cotonou before. you see what poverty and a strong inferiority complex can do to a human being?

you claim to be a CHRISTIAN. why do you LIE so much

as for the other freak. i've long stopped bothering to even waste my time reading through his meaningless posts

^^^i have long since cooled down after i realized the diversionary hauling of personal insults tactics of these e-christians. can u pls help me clean up this and my other threads from the derailing posts of these two freaks. or is using insults and expletives in posts that has nothing to do with the thread topic whatsoever now allowed? if so, let me know o cos 2 (abi na 3) can play dat game o

Ymodulus:
I pray that nigeria will begin to see the light. That you are a fake God. I pray that nigeria will begin to realise that no God exist. I pray that nigeria will begin to understand that the religions are organisation set up for stealing and all kind of illicit activities. I pray that nigeria will understand that religion is the veil covering their eyes. I pray that nigeria will begin to see that the christian God is a thief. I pray that nigeria will begin to see that the muslim God is a god Of war. 
All this i pray AMEN

This

@ toba. have you repented of your LIES or not?

1. you dubiously made an alias 'jesus' last year and even after being caught red handed decided to profusely deny it like the pathological liar that you are. atleast you were wise enough to stop using it after the exposure in order not to make a bigger fool of yourself

2. you falsely claimed to be a real estate agent when all you do is waste your jobless life on nairaland looking for friends to send you christmas cloths. were you trying to use that fake real estate agent claim to scam someone on here? or just to feel cool online

3. you falsely claim to be doing a PHD program in UNICAL (or UNIPORT) when you type like a high school drop out. did you think you were talking to kindergaten children when you made those false claims? or it's just part of your pathological lying nature

4. you falsely claim to have an ecowas passport full of foreign visas. that you travel back and forth abroad on the regular, when you have never even set foot on cotonou before. you see what poverty and a strong inferiority complex can do to a human being?

you claim to be a CHRISTIAN. why do you LIE so much

as for the other freak. i've long stopped bothering to even waste my time reading through his meaningless posts

manmustwac:
@mudley313
when you come up with topics like this am not surprised when JeSoul says your playing the victim card.

how do i play the victim card? you have this two freaks on some sought of tag team e-stalking on my every posts and thread, actually BREAKING FORUM RULES (totally deviating from the actual topic and hauling all sought of derogatory personal insults) while mods blatantly ignore them but when i decide to bite back, i'll be the one who gets threatened with a ban, when we all know who started it

@ toba. what are you calling the mods for again? you guys are the ones who pop up in all of my threads following my every post, veer off topic completely and start hauling insults even when i completely ignore you freaks

and you didn't answer my earlier questions. have you repented of all the LIES you told all over nairaland last year and have you made any efforts yet to look for a job so you don't waste all your life online like you did last year?

^^^^hope you have asked your god for repentance for all the LIES you told last year on here; unless ofcourse you're just a pretend christian. most importantly, hope you find work soon so you don't spend all your life on nairaland like you did the whole of last year

InesQor:
Less you forget, also make sure you get something like iespell

http://www.iespell.com/

right, because posting on an internet forum equates to writing a college term paper. sorry i don't take nairaland that seriously like you geeks

^^^oh, so you were just expecting me to keep my hands folded or turn the other cheek when you decided to resort to personal insult/name callings eh? sorry, i don't get down like that smartarse

goodluck with worshiping your santa-like non-existent dead-and-rotten jewish carpenter of a god. atleast kids eventually grow out of their santa delusions. what excuse do you have as an adult?

and less i forget, your irresponsible dad is the one who's a certified m0ron

NEXT

InesQor:
Typical Mudley313 thread. Let me jump in for the comical relief. 

yea. it's really a comic relief to see adults of supposedly sound mind possess the same absurd beliefs in fictional entities like their kid counterparts

Bush boy. It's Claus not Clause. It's God not god.

i see. dishing out the usual christ-like personal insults just at line two. ever heard of the word "typographical error" aka "typo"? and God or god, neither changes the pronounciation nor make it any less imaginary, or do you think the capitalization makes your delusions somehow valid? and by the way, your father is the bush man

Is Santa Claus the same person as St Nicholas, the way Jesus is the "Christian God"?

was that my point douche? the legend of santa grew out of the kindly christian saint called nicholas so did the legend of today's christian god grow out of some jewish acclaimed miracle working carpenter who was executed by the ruling romans like a common criminal

is that so?
St Nicholas (Bishop of Myra) is illustrated here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas. Compare to Santa Claus whose known caricature is UNIFORM and was popularized by Thomas Nast in 19th century here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus
There are various illustrations of God the Father here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_the_Father and all are dissimilar. At least none of the beards have equal form with Claus' beard, and NOT all the illustrations make the Father out as an old man. So which one did you compare to Thomas Nast's Santa Claus so we can compare and make sure you are not lying?

dude, quit trying to be a smartass, it just makes you look unecessarily desperate

This is a lie. Santa according to the legends has NEVER demanded for cookies. Neither does the CHRISTIAN (not OT Jewish) God demand any sacrifices and tithes from anyone.

doesn't negate the fact that people bake cookies for santa during christmas. oh, and i never knew OT jewish god was supposed to be a different god/entity from the christian god. oh, i forgot, only when it suits you guy's warped delusions

And who doesn't have servants and helpers? 

doesn't change it from being one of the similarities between mythical bible god and fictional santa. and smh @ ALL-POWERFUL christian god needing servants and HELPERS

This is a spurious comparison. I also reward virtue and punish evil. So you can add me to the list.

no i won't. this is a comparison between santa and christian god, not an annonymous screenname on nairaland and these two fictional entities. atleast santa is way more nicer than that sadistic prick/genocidal maniac that is the christian god

Now this is sad. Jealous?  People only sing about great ones.

and fictional ones too; like santa and the imaginary god of the christians

Another baseless comparison. School teachers also keep a list, and many supernatural beings can watch over anyone as they so please. Wait. You now believe in the supernatural? Hahaha.

the fact that you crazies believe it to be supernatural like little kids believe santa to be as well doesn't make me any close to being that silly believing in myths and fairytale existences

God returns calls anyway

yea, and santa hops down chimneys to deliver gifts for children each christmas

Wanna prove this?

https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/352/santaclausrc6.jpg

morpheus24:
Ah simple minded folk. Never can see past propaganda can yah!

Ah complex minded folk. my reading comprehension is good enough to read and understand what exactly the article posted above is clearly talking about and not jump into unfounded conspiratorial conclusions originating from some annonymous nigerians online

Stark similarities between Santa Clause (Father Christmas) and the Christian god

1. They both were once living historical HUMAN figures
Santa: St. Nicholas
Christian god: some carpenter dude named jesus of nazareth

2. They both have been depicted in pictures and paintings as old WHITE men with long beards

3. They both are generally indoctrinated taught by parents to children from early childhood

4. They both make weird demands
Santa: cookies
Christian god: sacrifices and TITHES

5. They both have servants and helpers
Santa: elves
Christian god: angels

6. They both are said to reward virtue and punish evil
Santa: gifts or no gifts
Christian god: spend eternity massaging his ego with eternal praise and worship or get fried in his fiery torture chamber

7. They both have songs people sing about them

8. They both keep a list of who's naughty and who's nice, and are both supernatural beings who constantly watch over you

9. They never return calls

And last but not the least. . .

. . .the obvious

10. THEY'RE BOTH IMAGINARY

[img]http://sangrea.net/free-cartoons/relig_santa&god.jpg[/img]

the islamic extremist has FAITH he'll be chillin in paradise with 99 virgins if he flew a plane into a building filled with infidels, and GBAM! works quite alright. same with the christians who believe through FAITH that god impregnated a virgin in order to give birth to himself. and what of the FAITH those jewish normads in the bible who went on a genocidal rampage massacreing both innocent children and women and ANIMALS through the orders of mr. I AM, and keeping only (yea, you guessed right) the VIRGINS. what's with the infatuation of these gods with virgins sef?

read the article you posted yourself well my friend. it says "CHILDREN OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS". these are bills to curb illegal immigration and ofcourse we know it's targeted at mexicans by xenophobic republicans who now run the house. these crackers are scared of being overan population-wise in the future by latinos. you know how political power can come with population. if not, birthright citizenship is CONSTITUTIONAL and if you understand how the US governmental system is structured you know it's almost imposible to change something enshrined in the constitution

has nothing to do with population control as the doofus above are trying to imply

^^^with all the butt kissing you did the whole of last year trolling this forum for friendship like we're on friendfinder.com hope you got cloths for christmas from jesoul or someone o. i see you went to retire your 'jesus' alias after i exposed your lying fraudulent azz for whom you are. anyways, i dont have your time this year, since you're always quick to go run crying to the christian mods for help anytime i keep exposing your lying behind n after you yourself try to start sh1t with me. hope you find a real job this year outside of nairaland