₦airaland Forum

luvinhubby:
You dey mind that old man.

Ask him what happened to GEJ's 1,000 snipers.

They are Bombing the pipelines and hold every citizen to ransom. Niger Delta Terrorist.

abulbanaat:
Former president Goodluck Jonathan has declared his interest to run for presidency in 2019 in Bayelsa State today. A jubilant crowd erupted as news leaked that the former president would be holding a press briefing this afternoon. In a statement released by his media secretary, the former president said, he has been inundated with calls from famous Nigerians to reconsider and salvage the economy from the current decay under the APC led government.
The statement reads in part: “A while ago I stood at the stood Eagle Square, to offer myself for election as the President of our beloved country on the platform of our great party; the People’s Democratic Party (PDP). I decided to run for office because of the many troubles our dear country faced. In a hotly contested election, we ‘lost’ the election to the opposition. We would have rejected the election results but decided my personal ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian.
“I made it clear then that when I leave office, Nigerians will understand the freedom they enjoyed under my administration. Are my I saint? Certainly not. Were my Ministers saints? Certainly not. But the opposition have unleashed untold hardship on Nigerians. I read from the news how power generation dropped to zero for a few hours. I read how the minister of State petroleum told Nigerians that he is not a magician to fix Nigerian oil problems. As we speak, subsidy regime has returned. As we speak the current government have reverted pump price to where we left it.
“Over the years, the Almighty God has made it possible for me to develop a bond with you and I am grateful for your support and understanding in the difficult periods we have journeyed through. Distinguished ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here this day being April 1, I declare to you that our stewardship has not been without challenges. We dealt with waves of insurgencies, vandalization of our nation’s pipelines and armed banditry. Let me crave the indulgence of all present here to stand up to observe a minutes silence in honor of fathers, mothers, sisters and brothers who lost their lives in Agatu. The situation in Agatu and elsewhere has cast a dark cloud on our Nation but we will surely win. A number of young men and women have been kidnapped by these criminal elements including our daughters from Enugu and Kanu States.
“During my tenure, we established a Presidential Initiative for the North East, the Victim Support Fund and the Safe School Initiative. These programs built Almajiri schools and opened brand new universities across all regions in this country. I read how the APC led government dissolved the governing board of universities and sacked the vice chancellors. We did what we did to better the lots of less privileged among us. Today, those dreams are but a mirage.
“I am grateful to all Nigerians for standing with me and my ministers despite the persecution we have so far face by the current administration. Let me also thank the leaders and elders of our great party, the People’s Democratic Party, for the opportunity reposed on all PDP governors and House of Assembly members. I am overwhelmed by the trust, confidence and support of the various organs of our party, the Board of Trustees, the National Caucus, the National Executive Committee, the National Working Committee, the PDP Governors Forum, members of the PDP Caucuses of the National Assembly, and others. This trust showed itself in the just concluded Rivers state re-run elections. This day affords me the opportunity to continue the conversation of development we started together. We must develop our country.
vanguardnigeria.org/gej-expresses-interest-2019/

I stopped reading at the bolded

osabuohein:
nothing dey happen. Edos are 100% of NDA. When I get to Nigeria I'll even mobilize the youths to continue in the bombing spree in all oil installations and pipelines in every Edo oil producing area.

You want make God Punish you abi. So you never even dey with the avngers. Pls Hurry up and come back from wherever you are, even if it is a hole. Come and join the salvation avengers. Maybe by God's grace nah inside that your oyel your Dead body go burn finish. Pls come back in time.

osabuohein:
I'm from Edo and I'm in full support of the NDA. Let's see how the Nigeria(which Edo is part of) will win this battle. No more free oil for us, Niger Deltans, hausa/fulani and their yoruba counterparts. These people(Niger Delta Terrorists) are choking us in this country. Their demands are quite simple. PMB should negotiate with them or better still simply divide the rotten country.

and you are from Edo. U are OYO!!!

wolfslair:
We should be on our way soon


you are yoruba and you not battle ready
time and place waster




long live

I am not yoruba. I am right behind you. Buh you know say thunder go fire you if you no dey ND. we are coming.

Valto:
125k

Time to sell that my mama land lying fallow. Oga Boss, you to much.

wolfslair:
Is on already just bring it





long live

Hope you are not in Lagos or Enugu. We should be on our way soon. Battle ground is Folcados plant(The place where una throw bomb the last time. Pls be there. Thank you.

wolfslair:
There will be no talk,is all about bombing,shootings,killings,raping,burning
That,s what you nigerian,s ve left for us in niger delta.
Niger delta, here we belong and here we stay.
We will take the heat to the west side so fast you will need islam god to help you
BRING IT ON OVER FED PARASITE







long live

Hmm, You just dey make mouth

Valto:
yeah, the inverter actually have a 75amps adjustable smart charger. but i left it at just 25amps for now. i just set up everything yesterday, reviews will come later. the inverter can be wall mounted and is very intelligent. very programable.

How much is the inverter?

ahaz:
so you don finally accept say nija na zoo hahaha intresting.

Quit being silly oh you with a sad soul.

miketayo:
like you said intends... the question now is: are all those thing u mentioned up there really going to be achieved by the government?

Yes, By Gods Grace.
Incase u dont believe in God. It is still a yes from me. If you are a doubting thomas, just wait at the end of 4yrs. Goodnight.

ITkester:
It's in our (SE/SS) best interest. You can't take what belong to the 5%ers and give to the 95%ers, that is called Injustice and foul play. Buhari should enjoy his govt with the money gotten from cow milk...

Nonsense. NDA, I dey your side!

the slash alone betwee SS and SE is enough to know the union wont last.

mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

Would you marry me? Btw I am a muslim.

A female fire fighter should be celebrated for her medal of honour. Not her curvy hips, useless makeups and almost nude outfits. It degrades the women even more to the lowest of the low. Making them as sex object to entertain ur fantasy.

TheTransformer:
Do you know how troublesome I am... you are the reason why I am beginning to hate myself... always putting tribe and ethnicity in everything!

EDIT: This is how stupid I am

You should just delete this post. You reason and excuse is not important.

Now I haven't quote you smart ass.

When the press reported AGATU KILLINGS, you didnot seek confirmation before jumping upandan shouting anyhow.

Now again the press reported that Fulanis and their cows were attacked and killed, you are here on nairaland looking to know if it is true. God will punish the hypocrite.

To the most fooolish ones shouting and asking if cows are better than human beings. Yes, they are better than human beings like you.

deyoola:
Team may, it's your month you shall all deliver like a Hebrew woman.

Team november how market o? Wetin Constipation dey do me no be small thing.

To all mama that makes this pages lively kudos to you, I really appreciate you all.

To all the mama's that has delivered congrats to you

Happy Sunday to all

This is Team December expectinhg father. Reping Team December wife.lol.

Pls Gentle ladies/honourable women and caring gentle men. Does pregnancy causes constipation?. My wife is been having a hardtime passing out bowel content. She also seldom urinate.

shupsyBaba:
Good morning

Just read through the entire thread, long read
Great work!

I do have a few request, I was planning on going Solar until
I realized yesterday that my batteries have packed up
(bought them used and have used them for almost three years)
So I need to replace them first, can anyone give me the contact of
a seller of good grade used batteries. 150Ah/180Ah preferably
and the cost.

Not sure if the likes of Ceejay80's Oga Chidi have in stock

2. I would also like a contact of a seller of NOT-TOO-EXPENSIVE
PV panels - 130W - 180W, 12V, mono crystal.

2b. Plus can one mix mono and poly together? That is eg 2 130W mono + 2 150W poly?

3. What is the average cost and brand of a good / recommendable Solar charger,
PWM, yes I know MPPT are the best but unless I can get one for less than
30K I wouldnt bother for now

Thanks, appreciate

Helllo House, I have got some Used 140watts Poly Solar Panels for sale at giveaway prices. Interested reach me thanks

Helllo House, I have got some Used 140watts Poly Solar Panels for sale at giveaway prices. Interested reach me on thanks

TheMascot:
..sorry.. : ..OK..wait... eheen..is only me all this north wahala hav taya?..

samsam2019:
everything about this northern savages has to do with killing.



These animals have no respect for anybody or human life

Oh you with foolish souls. Why are you so obsessed with the North. On Nairaland fronpage alone, there are uncountable list of violence, loss of life and property of other regions in nigeria. Why do u celebrate and be in joyous mood when u hear bad things from the North. If you dont change your ways. The hate for the north will leave you dead soon.

Weah96:
I don't see any Muslim here voicing their displeasure. I wonder if it is shame that is keeping them away, or jealousy.

Stop being a Hypocrite. Will it change anything. I am a muslim and why should I appologise to ur ignorance. Why should I appologise on behalf of a people who covers their faces and commits the heineous of crimes? Why should i appologise on behalf of a people who kill muslims and tarnish the image of my Religion. Pls stop blackmailing muslims. Islam is a religion of peace that bring peace to whoever practice it.

Panzerfaust:
Muhammed (shit be upon him) was a sick pedophile who married a child. His followers are animals.

La'anatullahi alayh. Aameen

Aminat508:
I look like her

wow, then be my first lady.

Lilimax:
Lovely! Was expecting to see someone in her full hijab regalia I have come to realise that those full hijab/ bourqa is strictly for the poor in Nigeria

Idiat!!! The wife of the Minister for Communication is just one out of many. Gehrarahea

Valto:
3 more

A freezer at a time or I can still use other appliance. thanks buddy.

Valto:
if u av 4pcs of 250watts solar panels, your freezer should be on during the day, especially on sunny days.

Pls House I just Got a delivery of 140watt x 3pieces poly panels. How many more pieces do I need more to power a freezer at home during the Day. thanks.

Pls House I just Got a delivery of 140watt x 3pieces poly panels. How many more pieces do I need more to power a freezer at home during the Day. thanks.

lanicky:
This shouldn't be so because early marriages are more common in the Northern part of Nigeria than other regions. Perhaps, it feels like they do because of more reported cases in comparison to other states.

The North will not kill you o. Who told you it is early marriage that causes VVF-Stella Damascus abi?

So nah late marriage dey cure am abi. Madam goto school, read, learn, grow up, and get marrried on time.

slyIsaac:
So now Tat tis geh is coming I should send her back?? ...... JK

Op those are wise words ... But tis generation needs spontaneity..... Things are evolving.... Fast!


Meanwhile..........

The day of judgement will also be spontaneous. Badluck as u prepare ur abode in Hell.