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Family / Re: When Will A Man Enjoy In This Life? by Mumben(f): 2:10pm On Mar 14, 2021
May God bless us all oh because only very few Nigerians are actually enjoying. I want to enjoy oh but So many challenges keeps popping up. God answer me

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Mumben(f): 4:47pm On Feb 12, 2021
Pls gurus in d house, is ON.T a good buy now? @ 1. dollars

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Mumben(f): 3:33pm On Feb 04, 2021
R2bees:
Please guys I have input every passwords I can think of on this binancce account and I'mstill unable to create account. I need example of passwords with uppercase letters. Abeg

Upper case means capital letter.ur password must contain at least one capital letter and one number eg Fantastic8. If they refuse to approve it, u can do smtin like this Fantastic8@@

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Friend Is Inviting My Wife To His Town But Not Informing Me First by Mumben(f): 7:10am On Dec 26, 2020
Na wa oh people get mind Sha, how can your friend be inviting your wife over to his town without informing you first? It is not right at all, that man has a "hidden" agenda. He doesn't even have respect for you. Stop that visit by all means. Wisdom is profitable to direct
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 10:29pm On Dec 25, 2020
pocohantas:


Did you check your accounts before typing this?
@Maggie

I just sent to 15 people and I am very sure you are among.
God bless you Ma'am. I received d alert just now, sorry for the disturbance. May God replenish ur pocket abundantly, I am very grateful . Thank you so so much, you have a heart of gold.
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 10:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
pocohantas:
We have started crediting the guys. To the ladies, na me hold una. Network issues, but I’ll come through. We would credit till tomorrow. Lots of glitches abeg.

Sorry for bothering you but kindly let me know here if I am among the beneficiaries of your giveaway because I have not mastered sending and receiving pms. Waiting for ur response
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 5:53pm On Dec 25, 2020
@anuofgod, thanks for ur quick response
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 5:26pm On Dec 25, 2020
anuofGod:

I've replied your mail ma
I'm sorry I replied late, I didn't have data, I connected with hotspot to reply not quite long.
God bless you ma
How do you reply mails pls, what is required of me cos I got a mail from her but I am lost
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 5:23pm On Dec 25, 2020
pocohantas:
Waynetee, illicit, TifannyJ, AnuofGod, Orente21... I sent you guys messages, no response after hours.

. Merry Christmas ma'am, I got an email from you saying
Hello mumben, pocohantas would love to send you an email message but since you are not connected, u'll need to contact pocohantas by replying this email. I am not very good with nairaland pm. I have replied but am not sure if I did it well since I have not gotten response from you. Thanks once again

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by Mumben(f): 8:10pm On Dec 24, 2020
@pocohantas, I have been a nairalander since Sept 2016, i am a mother of 5, my first son will b 9 years tomorrow being Christmas. I would love it if I am considered to make this Christmas memorable for him. We almost received Christmas package from Ex president Good luck at Asokoro general hospital cos I was d first person that put to bed that year 2011 but unfortunately, Madalla bomb blast happened and the then president cancelled d visit. Be my baby's Santa this Christmas.

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Properties / Re: Pls Help Me, Landlord I Paid Rent Fee Want To Scam Me by Mumben(f): 7:54pm On Dec 17, 2020
Chai, what do people gain in scamming people of their hard earned money? I pray you receive the justice you deserve
Family / Re: Is It Appropriate To Call My Elder Brother's Wife By Her Name. by Mumben(f): 5:03pm On Dec 15, 2020
comfokon:


what is the age difference between you and her, and also your younger brother?

you brothers wife may be coming from a highly exposed background and forcing her on that can cause friction between you two.

I don't think it's a big deal if you both are close in age.
The age difference between me and her is 4 and the age difference between me and my younger brother is 2. Hope I answered ur questions?
Family / Re: Is It Appropriate To Call My Elder Brother's Wife By Her Name. by Mumben(f): 12:04pm On Dec 15, 2020
Abeg stop calling her by her name. Since u re Yoruba, it's not a big deal to call her Iyawo naa. That's how my younger Brother's wife was calling me by my name until I politely but firmly called her to order. Please give Respect to whom it is due.

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Family / In Need Of A Sewing Machine Head by Mumben(f): 8:07am On Dec 15, 2020
Good day nairalanders, pls I need a Sewing Machine head to enable me be practicing Sewing. If u have any at a give away price, please let me know. I stay at Nyanya Abuja.
Health / Re: What Can I Do About My Body Odour? by Mumben(f): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2020
Reachable:

Thanks, will try this
. U wlcm bro
Health / Re: What Can I Do About My Body Odour? by Mumben(f): 5:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
Get lemon, cut in two and use it to rub ur armpit after bathing it has drying effect which will control excessive sweating thereby eliminating d odour.

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Family / Re: What Is The Best Contraceptive Method by Mumben(f): 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2020
Gidagreen:
Sex is so much enjoyable among couples when ever there is time and energy for it, but how will someone have sex with his wife without getting her pregnant when you are trying to space your children birth. Condom is mostly painful on her, We are trying to avoid the use of unverified morning after pills or contraceptive. I'm good in withdrawal method but I have discovered with experience that it's not that safe, a woman don't need a large amount of sperm to conceive. Family planning I heard is dangerous in the long run, we are not done having children yet, it's just the appropriate spacing that we want. I believe only those who are done with having children should go for any form of family planning. Experienced couple should help on the best contraceptive method without side effects. Thanks.
If only ur wife understands her system very well, she can know when she is safe or not. The general rule is when the ground is wet, the farmer plants and when it is dry, the seed dies off. In other words, ur wife should study her body very well. Immediately after her menses, let's say around day 12_16, she begins to notice some wetness around her vjay, more like pap and eggwhite. During this period u must abstain from sex cos the ground is very fertile. After some days, the wetness disappears and the environment of d vjay becomes acidic. Ovulation has come and gone so no more shaking, u can enjoy yourselves cos sperm cannot thrive in an acidic environment. If u must use this method, PATIENCE is key. It has worked and still working for me
Family / Re: Help! I Have 1,000,000 Naira,i Dont Know Which Lucrative Business To Do by Mumben(f): 6:55am On Oct 10, 2020
Realshay:


I formulated their feed myself..
You mind sharing d formula?
Family / Re: Could This Be Low Grade Cooking Gas? by Mumben(f): 6:52am On Oct 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


grin grin grin

Our cooking gas does voom on lightening and lowers if you lower the knob. So based on your explanation, we're using a propane gas?

Should we be worried about the different components? Like safety precautions and stuff?
So long as it lowers when u lower d knob, no issues. When d propane is higher than d butane it burns fast and even if u keep lowering d knob, it'll keep going high.
Family / Re: Help! I Have 1,000,000 Naira,i Dont Know Which Lucrative Business To Do by Mumben(f): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2020
Realshay:



please I beg you..
invest in snail farming and mushrooms.
I'm proud and happy to say this dear..
I started snail farming and mushrooms last year after attending a training..
I thought I wasted my 30,000 for training not until I made it!!
I bought 100 pieces of snails from the organization where I learnt it..
I started rearing them..
they started laying eggs..my snails multiplied to many pieces..
I waited till they grew and I went to the organization..
I told them and I sold it to them for 2million naira..
after that,they gave me a rank..
at the end of a year,I was given a generator and 250,000
if you need more enquiries..tell me..
but if you aren't interested.. it's well but invest the money well
.Is there special feed for snails cos the ones I bought (about 20pieces) to rear at my backyard, they don't grow quick at all. Their growth is as sluggish as they are.
Family / Re: Could This Be Low Grade Cooking Gas? by Mumben(f): 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2020
fineboynl:

I refilled my gas from another gas station as people use to queue in this station maybe because it's closer. but I prefer the other side because there is more standard and with latest equipment, but I decided to fill it on this station as don't want to stress the dropper because he doesn't know there.. unlike where I use to go refilled it before as this happened to be my first time refilling it from this place. the gas has low pressure fire. the first time I light it I notice it at once.

unlike from where I use to fill it. you will see the fire pressure with forced even when you low it, it will refuse to low. but I don't understand while this one pressure is fucking low.

is this another type of cooking gas?
There are two components of Lpg, propane and butane. Ideally propane has more pressure and burns faster than butane.butane on the other hand has less pressure and should be higher in volume than the propane. I prefer the one with less pressure not d one that will do voom when about to light up. Propane is cheaper so some gas marketers mix it to b higher than butane. Hope I av explained enough?
Family / Re: Please Help! My Marriage Is About Crumbling by Mumben(f): 5:47am On Aug 19, 2020
I see no reason for her fears, she is a nurse and should know better. Look for a very competent doctor with clean records to handle the surgery and prayerfully commit the procedure into God's hands. Lots of baby dust to you two.

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 4:33pm On Aug 10, 2020
TransAtlanticEx:
Liar!!
Who dash you Anambra. undecided
We are not primitive and timid or heartless,especially towards family.
This is clearly an mbaise behaviour,thanks.
Me liar? To what end exactly? Anyway, God bless you.

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 3:21pm On Aug 10, 2020
TransAtlanticEx:
I can guess you people are from Imo state with this kind of backward thinking.Very childish,timid and poor people especially the mbaise ones
I too like my people abeg.Anambra is for family progress.
You can see this level of fuckery only with Imo people.
You shouldn't be surprised na una way undecided
U re so wrong, we r Anambrarians. D behavior is an individual thing, got nothing to do with a particular state.

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 11:48am On Aug 10, 2020
LordKO:





You're a typical tribalistic and chauvinistic element, "Ibo" this, Ibo that - you can't be a bona fide Igbo man, so don't come back to tell me you're one, or stop projecting your useless family on others. Personally, my eldest brother is one of the most selfless human beings I've ever known, and I'm certain majority of other bona fide Igbo sons and daughters will honestly say the same about their eldest siblings, covertly or overtly. So, it amounts to foolishness for a bumpkin like you to mete out campaign of calumny against the Igbos in this regard.

Do yourself good and direct your mention to the fools who brought you into this world, or the ones who may urge you on here, because I won't dignify you with a reply. This thread isn't about Igbos.

@OP

I hope you haven't mistaken your unconquerable well-to-do brother for a stingy person; I have always seen this happen. Also, I hope you have not mistaken his informally non-transferable knowledge means of success as unwillingness to show others the way to amass riches. More so, make sure you haven't overestimated his wealth. It's always easy to cast aspersions on others, especially when coming from the receiving end. In fact, I won't be surprised if it's established that you're the self-absorbing one, because self-absorbing people and insatiableness and hypocrisy are inseparable. Stay resourceful.

All the same, I don't hold brief your eldest or well-to-do brother.
My dear, u won't understand. He is very proud and stingy. My mum almost placed a curse on him some time ago but I stood in d gap and pleaded on his behalf. Mind you, I am a very content person.

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 9:45am On Aug 10, 2020
Ishilove:

I don't know what kind of mentality this is, some families like mine compete to pamper and spoil our parents and anyone slacking gets tongue lashed by the eldest. See, let whoever is capable contribute his own quota and ignore the agbaya big brother. Don't wait for him to show you the way; make your own way.
thank you, I appreciate.
Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 9:43am On Aug 10, 2020
fykes:
Op. What u saying happens in many Ibo families especially with 1st born who happens to be richer. I am not saying its peculiar to first born but I have seen it in many of them.
It's a character flaw of greed and selfishness expressing itself in the person's insecurities. It happens everywhere and it's a painful thing because no one knows tomorrow and nobody should play god over another.
I also see it as a sign of weakness and immaturity for a grown up man to be so openly insecure to the point of trying to dictate to other men or run their lives and affairs.
My goodness, you sure understand the scenario perfectly, yes he is the diopkara and wants to play 'god'. My thoughts is if u don't want to be of help to others, you shouldn't feel bad if your far younger and generous junior does it with joy. I want to advise d junior to henceforth do things without his knowledge so as to avoid problems. I hate bitterness amongst siblings.

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 8:50am On Aug 10, 2020
blackpanthar:


Let us first know what your position is in this family.

I am one of d siblings, I am neither d privileged one nor the junior one with a generous heart. I don't want to be biased, I want to know if d privileged one is right by his assumptions.
Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 8:48am On Aug 10, 2020
blackpanthar:


Let us first know what your position is in this family.

I am one of d siblings, I am neither d privileged one nor the junior one with a generous heart.

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