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Family / Re: Thank You Nairaland: Finally Went To Greet My Neighbor Who Just Gave Birth by Mumben(f): 4:11pm On Mar 17, 2022
NoFucksToGive:

Paddy you read my mind now...

My colleague lost his 5 year old daughter.. I don't know how to visit him and what to say oooo

how the hell do you do that?

What the hell am I going to say ?

I am just weak ... He hasn't been coming to work its been over 1 week now ... Do I just wait till he resumes and pretend I just heard ?

You said since last week? You should have called on phone to console him. Things like that are better approached with urgency so that it doesn't seem like you don't care.

When you call him, tell him that u heard what happened oh, that he should take heart and that God will console and strengthen him and he should remain strong for his family.

Depending on how close you are with the person, you can still find time to visit him at home. People in that situation need all d love and support they can get

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Family / Re: My 3 Year Old Drawing by Mumben(f): 8:19am On Mar 16, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked shocked


That drawing is so realistic. There's no different between you and that drawing. Your boy is good

Sarcasm

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Family / Re: My 3 Year Old Drawing by Mumben(f): 8:13am On Mar 16, 2022
Zonefree:
He drew what he saw cool

Far from it oh
Family / My 3 Year Old Drawing by Mumben(f): 8:11am On Mar 16, 2022
My baby boy decided to draw me oh, see the outcome.

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Family / Re: Who Could Be Responsible For My Pregnancy by Mumben(f): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2022
Mendeline:

Thank you for taking your time to explain all this ma. Actually 19th was the first day of my last cycle which was January. I bled till 23rd that I mistakenly had sex with my ex. Even while doing it blood was still coming out

In that case, there is no way you could have been pregnant for your Ex. Ur husband to be is responsible for it but going forward, cut ties with your ex and always resist the urge to see him much less get down with him cos it's not worth the stress and if ur hubby finds out you are a gonner.

If you are a Christian, seek forgiveness from God.

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Family / Re: Who Could Be Responsible For My Pregnancy by Mumben(f): 2:24pm On Mar 14, 2022
JONNYSPUTE:
....Mumben has already conducted a DNA on her to be telling us is her husband to be that owns it. Smh.

I am speaking from experience as a married woman of over a decade. She said she last saw her period on 19th and had sex on 23rd. Now let's do d maths. She most likely bled from 15_19. From 15_23 is 9 days and for a regular cycle, ovulation will most likely take place 14 days after menses which should be around 28_29 of d same month.

That 23rd still falls within her safe days but anything from 25 is her fertile period. This brings me to d conclusion that her husband to be who started having sex with her on d 25 is most likely d owner of d pregnancy.

But all in all, like I said earlier, she no try at all. The young man doesn't deserve this but d deed has been done and for her to clear her mind, she can go for DNA after d baby is born but I am almost certain the baby is not d exes'

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Family / Re: Who Could Be Responsible For My Pregnancy by Mumben(f): 1:10pm On Mar 14, 2022
The pregnancy most likely belongs to ur husband to be, but truth be told you no try at all Sha.

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Family / Re: Pregnancy Or Nursing Of Baby; Which Is More Challenging? by Mumben(f): 4:46pm On Mar 07, 2022
Nursing a baby is more challenging I must say speaking from experience. My pregnancies were not much stressful but you see those sleepless nights after delivery ehn, no be beans.

You are deprived of quality sleep at night, by morning d baby is sleeping peacefully and you decide to do one or two chores before you rest ur head. After doing d chores, d moment you lie down to recover lost sleep small, boom!! your baby wakes up and u re left with no choice than to attend to baby. Abeg nursing a baby no easy

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Family / Re: I'm Tired! Please Help by Mumben(f): 9:43am On Mar 05, 2022
Op, I feel ur pain and I understand you perfectly well believe me. For ur sanity, do not take most of the things you read here to heart as that may drive you to depression.

Believe that God can show up for you when you least expect it, keep pushing, pray like your life depends on it. This phase shall pass.

It's a good thing you already have a roof over ur head, many are in worse situations, no job, no food, landlord on their neck etc.

Pls, never you contemplate suicide NEVER. Look at those innocent kids God has placed in your hands and be motivated to continue pushing.

Look around ur area, if it's a developing area, look for things that are not easily accessible and fill d gap by making it available. May God come through for you, it's not easy to be a family man.

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Family / Re: Nairalanders, Lets All Congratulate Our Fellow Nairalander! by Mumben(f): 10:06am On Mar 04, 2022
Congratulations mama Ibeji. May God bless you, your hubby and your twins Amen

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Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 12:37pm On Mar 03, 2022
chuksbaby:
Link is working @all

Pls approve my request to join
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 12:35pm On Mar 03, 2022
asphil:


Copy and paste the link on your Web browser. In place of the dot, put "."
And send it. Note, if you type the link on your Web page and send, it will keep telling you the link has expired. Hope this will help

Thank you plenty plenty. I did exactly as you said and it went through. I'm patiently waiting for approval
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 10:59am On Mar 03, 2022
hilaryCU:


Update your telegram
I just installed it yesterday, there is no update yet. It's d current version
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 10:31am On Mar 03, 2022
Daddyxyz:


Please boss, approve my request request sent already thanks.
Pls how did you do it, mine is showing link expired
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 8:08am On Mar 03, 2022
Disembark:


Use opera mini browser
I used opera mini browser, same thing. It's still saying link has expired. Pls who else is experiencing d same thing abi na only me Waka come?
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 10:57pm On Mar 02, 2022
chuksbaby:
Link is working @all

Maybe I am not doing something right, mine keeps saying expired link
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by Mumben(f): 10:59pm On Mar 01, 2022
chuksbaby:



Link is active

Still saying link expired
Health / Re: Please Help: Is She Truly Pregnant? (PICTURES ATTACHED) by Mumben(f): 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2022
Could mean two things--
Early pregnancy if she did the test immediately after she missed her period or invalid result.
She should re_do the test after 1 week. by then, if she is truly preggy, the lines will be clearer.

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Health / Re: Joe Muriuki Is Dead (First Kenyan To Go Public About HIV Status Dies) by Mumben(f): 5:22pm On Feb 16, 2022
This report is incomplete. Did he die as a result of AIDS or another ailment?

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Family / Sit At Home Valentine's Day by Mumben(f): 6:14am On Feb 11, 2022
Greetings nairalanders,

It just occurred to me that this year's Val coincidentally fell on Monday and as we all know, it's a sit at home day for those in the east.

I know that many unfaithful Men will not like this and I can imagine their wives grinning from ear to ear cos their husbands will not have any choice than to spend the Val with their families.

Oya, nairalanders over to you. What ya say?
Family / Re: Introverts How Do You Deal With People. by Mumben(f): 10:09pm On Feb 08, 2022
Introverts are the most misunderstood people on planet Earth. People fail to realize that introverts enjoy their space and when u do, they consider u rude or a snub.

Do what makes you happy anyway, don't live ur life on other people's terms. Introversion is bae and you have less drama in ur life.

Introverts hardly get into trouble and when you do, there is that "someone" who is ready to carry your matter for head n defend you.

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Family / Re: Who Are The Parents Of 2 Children Found Wandering In Enugu? (Photo) by Mumben(f): 11:29am On Feb 08, 2022
Carelessness on the part of the parents. How can you be careless with two kids at a go? I pray they re_unite soon with their parents

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Properties / Re: Lady House Hunting Shares Photo Of Kitchen In Apartment She Was Asked To Inspect by Mumben(f): 8:20am On Feb 03, 2022
Landlords of today don't have joy at all. All they care about is to maximize d space they have to get more apartments without considering d comfort of the occupants.

Las Las, na either bachelor or spinster wey no get body and wey no get time to cook go collect that cage cos I am certain a family man/woman will jump and pass this one.

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Business / Re: Which Standard And Profitable Business Can I Start With 300k by Mumben(f): 8:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
I pray you find a very good advice here, best of luck

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Health / Re: Help! Abnormal Growth On My Wrist by Mumben(f): 3:28pm On Jan 28, 2022
I had this before, it started growing when I was pregnant for my last born, it continued until after I had him. One day, I noticed it started decreasing in size and like play like joke, it completely disappeared without a trace. I learnt that strenuous work with d hand is what causes it
Family / Re: How Do I Manage My Wife's Business, She Don't Take Her Business Serious by Mumben(f): 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
Continue talking to her on the need to be serious with her biz cos no one knows tomorrow, anything can happen. Let her not be too comfortable in her comfort zone.

You can also reduce the amount of money u make available, that way she'll get d msg and sit up. Opportunity that many are looking for?she is treating with kid's glove?

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Family / Re: . by Mumben(f): 7:21pm On Jan 22, 2022
Its a tough one but you shouldn't abort that baby for whatever reason. Carry on as if nothing dey, if ur bump appears, so what? U thief am? no be husband house u dey? Some pregnant women remain smart even up till delivery. Pray you are one of them.

Worse case scenario, they relieve u of the job, no qualms, the God that made this one possible will still make way for another after u put to bed.
.
Congrats on ur new addition

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Health / Re: I Almost Had A Heart Attack The First Time Someone Criticized My Post! by Mumben(f): 4:42pm On Jan 22, 2022
Words are like birds, they keep flying around. Never u allow criticisms get to you. Some people naturally like putting people down so if u give in, they win but if u overlook, they become disappointed.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Mumben(f): 6:03pm On Jan 18, 2022
@ jedisco, tnx for ur response. I appreciate

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Mumben(f): 4:26pm On Jan 18, 2022
Attached, what is d effect of this announcement?

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Mumben(f): 3:55pm On Jan 18, 2022
jedisco:
@house

Asides binan and kucoin, what other CEXs allow p2p for Nigerians?
@ jedisco, pls what's ur take on One, I saw a news about it on binax today but I don't understand it, they talking about emergency upgrade. Is now a good time to buy?

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