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Crime / Re: #JusticeForSeyiAkinade: Seyi Akinade Commits Suicide Over SARS Ill-Treatment by mumento007: 12:24pm On Dec 07, 2023
adecz:


angry angry angry

Fraudsters thrive because of
olodos & mumu like you are always
available to be deceived.

You think they will approach you &
say, " see me, I'm a yahoo yahoo, give
me your money make I chop " ?

They always bamboozle small brains
like you by giving it a legitimate aura
by calling it
1) Forex trading, or
2) investment ( as in MMM)
3) online dating
4) import business
5) sports betting
etc, etc

And then an immbbecile like you
will say, Forex trading & sports betting
is real nah.. I hope the dudes that
advertise 'Fixed games' on nairaland
have been seeing your small change..


Onyara!!
Weré
daniska,
almajiri
.

Unfortunate bastard, if you do have a brain it'll be the size of a peanut.
Your mum must have been an ashawo, receiving different abnormal sperms that resulted in your birth as an anencephalic child.
Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Man Offers Chef Damilola Two Weeks Cook Tour In US by mumento007: 10:13am On Jun 13, 2023
lhordspy:
Very commendable.

This girl is going places. I wont be surprise if she is recognise by Guiness world record before hilda. It shows we still have people who dont give a damn about fake Ny*nsh, and padded breast.

I love how her fan-base is moderate and small. I love how it includes only people who matter, who have the capability to help and propel her into a greater status. Significant, sensible, sane people not social media kids who have nothing to offer except noise, ranting, and more noise.

The same people criticising and attacking Chef dammy because she is trying to break Hilda's record, are the same people that is serving as a stumbling block to Hilda's confirmation by Guiness world record. You think Guiness-World-record will forget how you people maligned Chef Tata, the current world record holder from India. How they invaded her social media pages, taunt and insult her over nothing; that she had to beg for mercy even when she commited no crime. How they dragged Guiness-world-record itself for days because of confirmation, and how they accused them of 'planning to steal their mandate' .


Hmmm, hope he won't Bleep her when she arrives 🤔
Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Man Offers Chef Damilola Two Weeks Cook Tour In US by mumento007: 10:11am On Jun 13, 2023
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Packs His Load, Leaves Official Resident by mumento007: 8:37am On May 27, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Bye bye. The man Saraki once refered to as a "mere commissioner".

A mere commissioner that became the number 2 man in Nigeria for 8 years, the highest Saraki can ever be is the number 3 (senate president). As such, history will remember the once mere commissioner as the superior to Saraki
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Next President Of Nigeria - Buhari At Nasarawa Rally by mumento007: 5:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
Obaofaba:


As e dey pain you, e dey sweet us.

Asiwaju for president of the federal republic of Nigeria, whether you like it or not.

Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Next President Of Nigeria - Buhari At Nasarawa Rally by mumento007: 5:29pm On Feb 04, 2023
Obaofaba:
Jagaban!!!

The next president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

President Mohammadu Buhari has just told the whole world who will succeed him.

The whole country is happy except ipob miscreants who has been programmed to wail.

Politics / Re: 2023: Vote Leaders That Will Rebuild Nigeria – Prophet El-Buba Tells Nigerians by mumento007: 7:25am On Jan 03, 2023
Laple0541:
The choice is between every eligible Nigerians to make:
Choose among:
1) a leader whose biggest achievements for 8years is a barren brewery.
2) A leader who as a vice president stole the resources that 3 generations unborn should have used for survival.
3) A leader who developed both human and infrastructural sector within his jurisdiction thus made his state a safe haven for one of the failures mentioned above to live and do business.

Two men were governors: one in Lagos, the other in Anambra.
Towards the end of their second term, the one in Lagos sent his retirement bill and got his house of assembly to approve what you see below as his yearly pension.

1. 300% annual salary as severance package as approved by RMAFAC.
2. 100% of annual basic salary of incumbent gov as salary for LIFE even after leaving office.
3. Six new cars every 3 years
4. A new house in Lagos, minimum 5 bedroom
5. A new house in Abuja or any other location, minimum 5 bedroom.
6. Free medical care for him and members of his family for life.
7. Entitled to cooks, stewards, Gardners, and domestic staffs, all pensionable.
8. 300% of his annual basic salary as governor every 2 years as furniture allowance
9. 100% of annual basic salary as governor as his house maintenance allowance
10. Two DSS officers, 1 female officer for his wife and eight policemen to guard him.
11. 25% of his annual basic salary for personal assistants.
12. 30% of his annual basic salary for car maintenance .
13. 20% of his annual basic salary as utilities maintenance.
14. Pensionable drivers, no limits to the number.

(This is apart from what he gets as a percentage of collections from the firm - Alpha Beta - which collects tax for Lagos State, and the total control he has over the governors and the treasury.)
..
But See what Peter Obi collects from Anambra State since leaving office as governor:

1. No gratuity
2. No pensions
3. No houses
4. No cars
5. No allowances of any kind
6. No maintenances of any kind.
7. No personal assistants paid by the state.
8. No domestic staffs paid by the state.
9. No aids sponsored by the state.
10. Not even pure water.
11. No shishi from the State.

Now the two men want to be president.

So choose you today who means well for Nigeria and who will serve the people selflessly.

I am just exposing your mind to see the truth.
It is now your decision to make and convince others.
Use your reasoning..
Vote and support wisely….

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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by mumento007: 4:48pm On Dec 10, 2020
I had 3some with my ex and her mom, and later with my ex and her younger sister



igbwmedia:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you.
Family / Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by mumento007: 5:17am On Jul 11, 2020
APOPTOSIS:

grin grin grin grin grin.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Big black Love Machine
Health / Re: 200 Cuban Doctors Land In South Africa To Fight Coronavirus (Pictures) by mumento007: 10:12am On Apr 27, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Beautiful.. But Cuba of all places?

Don't be stupid, Cuba has the best doctors in the world

https://face2faceafrica.com/article/cubas-biggest-exports-are-doctors-adjudged-one-of-the-best-in-the-world-heres-why

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Politics / Re: Covid-19: Governors Give Buhari Conditions For Relaxing Lockdown On Monday by mumento007: 4:31pm On Apr 25, 2020
BOOZELEE:
The Lockdown should continue but they should let children go back to school since the disease hardly kill children.

Are you normal, or are thinking via your anus?
Politics / Re: N5bn COVID-19 Personal Protective Equipment Fraud Uncovered In NDDC - Sahara R. by mumento007: 8:25pm On Apr 24, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
Akpabio is a criminal, a thief and an armed robber.. NDDC this days in the news is just about fraud and corruption..

Nonsense corruption fighting Buhari and his 36 thieving Ministers


That's exactly what they want you to believe, Akpabio being from a minority state to head the Niger Delta Ministry is the main jealousy, since day one they've been blackmailing him to get him removed to be replaced by someone from their state

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Crime / Re: #JusticeForSeyiAkinade: Seyi Akinade Commits Suicide Over SARS Ill-Treatment by mumento007: 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2020
adecz:



But is 'Forex Trading' not
a Yahoo Yahoo biZness ?


Though it doesn't warrant being
treated like hardened armed robbers.


You're such an illiterate, pls read about "forex trading" to rescue yourself from this stupidity so that you won't embarrass your family next time
Religion / Re: Happy Easter, 2020! by mumento007: 9:33am On Apr 12, 2020
Professorcplus:
QUESTION ABOUT THE RESSURECTION STORY

When Jesus arose from the dead, what was his nature: a GHOST or a PHYSICAL BODY?

Using biblical accounts, he zoomed through the wall — that could never been a fleshly body.


He suddenly appeared to a certain duo of disciples — again, that must have been a ghost.

But Thomas touched his hands — that could never be a ghost: he was a physical body.


He had a meal with the disciples — that must have been a fleshly body as spirits don't eat physical meals. grin

And when he ascended into the skies, what happened to his garment? Pulverized? Or removed, folded and kept neatly in a ward robe
in the heavens to be worn again when he's returning in the second coming grin grin

It's clear that most Christians don't think about these questions .

Where were you years before you were conceived or formed? This is to tell you that some things aren't for our thoughts to comprehend, thus your little knowledge can't understand the ways of the Almighty God...Get to know Jesus intimately and you'll forever be glad you did
Politics / Re: Afenifere Faults Buhari’s Broadcast On COVID-19 by mumento007: 3:12pm On Mar 31, 2020
Coldie:
If u want to know an irresponsible state look at Rivers state.

Rivers state that right now is supposed to take advantage of this corona virus affecting Lagos to try to scale up economically. With the lockdown going on in Lagos.

This would have been an opportunity for Rivers to receive attention from shipper's on its point.

But Rivers no waste time. Them even shutdown before Lagos.

Common sense isn't common, so until the virus start killing people that'll be the right time to lockdown, right?
A governor that has implemented the best decision on time, you're here blaming him.
I wish the state was indeed greedy to scale up the economy as you said until you and your family members contract the virus before lockdown.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Unveils Face Of His Son, David Ifeanyi Adeleke (Video) by mumento007: 11:14am On Mar 18, 2020
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
looks like perruzi grin cheesy grin cheesy

Lol...exactly my thought
Sports / Re: Pogba Pledges Support And Sets Up Fundraiser For Coronavirus Victims by mumento007: 7:06am On Mar 16, 2020
ogbiwa:


Of course I always appreciate when people give, but did he really need a fundraiser to raise this amount? This is less than 5% of his weekly income from football alone.

I tire for am o, he should use just 5 to 10% of his one week income to help the people
Politics / Re: Fayose's Trial: Witness Say They Moved ₦200 Million From His House With Escorts by mumento007: 7:56am On Mar 06, 2020
Afamed:

Keep quiet.If you have evidence the money moved from bank to Tinubu house belongs to government or Dasuki instructed the money to be moved to Tinubu house, why not petition the EFCC instead of this your clever by half attitude


That has been done, but the EFCC aren't showing any interest in the petitions against Tinubu

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2019/10/26/rights-activists-petition-efcc-over-tinubus-bullion-vans/
https://dailypost.ng/2019/11/01/bullion-vans-how-magu-reacted-to-petition-calling-on-efcc-to-probe-tinubu/
http://saharareporters.com/2019/10/31/exclusive-petition-against-tinubu-%E2%80%9Clying-fallow%E2%80%9D-our-office-%E2%80%93efcc-source

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms First Case by mumento007: 7:47am On Feb 28, 2020
Antoeni:
I Take God Beg Nigeria Government,
The Victim Should Be Kill Immediately.
No Time For Research Please


If it's your dad or any family member, hope you'll maintain this same energy of him to be killed

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Politics / Re: Rebecca Sharibu Joins London Protest On Leah Sharibu 2nd Anniversary Abduction by mumento007: 8:33am On Feb 27, 2020
yanabasee:



You are gullibly insane to believe that her mother wouldn't monetize her abduction..... You must be a zombie.

But I pray she isn't monetizing this whole thing.


wow, you must be speaking from experience, i guess that's exactly what your mother will do if she's in such situation

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Webmasters / Re: Should I Continue Blogging? by mumento007: 9:33pm On Nov 04, 2019
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Webmasters / Re: Should I Continue Blogging? by mumento007: 8:59pm On Nov 04, 2019
fastseo:


Don't expect any blogger to do this

Secondly I have over 15 websites spread across several niches

I have about 3 websites, my hosting is with https://kinsta.com/ and it cost about $100 monthly, I don't know if it makes sense paying that high considering the fact i'm yet to get earnings from adsense
Webmasters / Re: Should I Continue Blogging? by mumento007: 5:36pm On Nov 04, 2019
fastseo:
People are saying blogging for passion. Well they might be right.
But majority of Blogger I know making money are actually blogging on things they know nothing about. I can go to Amazon look for a product that I haven't heard of although ahrefs.com is my guide. I will hire writers to do justice to That.

Another way of finding profitable niches is by registering on flipper and they will be sending you sites that are for sale. Just look at those niches which didn't take them time to grow. Like 1 year to 2 years old domain making 500 to 2000$ per month. Then copy those strategies.

Avoid compatative niches or keyword unless you know your way around doing that. There is a string to pull through but I won't mention it here.

Bottom line is that blogging for passion is not a must. Serious bloggers are blogging for money and business

Please do you use Adsense alongside Amazon products?
Is your traffic organic or paid e.g facebook?
Webmasters / Re: Should I Continue Blogging? by mumento007: 1:01pm On Nov 04, 2019
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You most definitely have a mental problem! Who ever gets to the top without trails and persistence. I've been blogging for two years and the first 18 months of my blogging career i can swear on my life that i never made a dime. But today i can comfortably boast of 800- 1200 USD every month. It's small but compare that to what an average civil servant in Nigeria earns! Truth be told blogging is tough and never blog for adsense. Find other creative ways to make money from your blog. Sorry if i've insulted you the way i started, It's meant to make you sit up.!

You said never blog for adsense, please what do you recommend?
Webmasters / Re: Should I Continue Blogging? by mumento007: 12:44pm On Nov 04, 2019
fastseo:
To the opp, please have patience. Get one full year hosting or even 2 years. That's what we do.
I invest good amount of money on blogging.

This year alone I have bought domain of over 200k naira. Not to talk of hiring people to write on 50k to 100k monthly fee on cost.

Although all that cost is earn twice via adsense. In one month from a blog that's less than 1 year old. Anyone telling u to stop adsense don't know what he is saying.

You can go for namecheap 1 year hosting which is less than 6k with free ssl.

Lastly Check your content if they are copy and paste.. If it's copy n paste you will have little room for improvement on traffic.



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