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kk2027:
https://fb.watch/gQSmXAuXOj/

But promise not to laugh o

Warning: laugh go wan kee you if you watch

No worries , o really need the laughter in my life.

Since our politicians are dishing out free comedic relief to us, make we dey enjoy am while it lasts.

Thanks bro

kk2027:
Am I the only one who couldnt make a head or tail of what Tinubu was saying in Jos yesterday

I was trying so hard to listen to what he was saying but couldnt understsnd a thing

The only thing i understood was when he was shouting


Buharii Buharii Buharii Buharii


Please be sure to watch the video before quoting me

please can you send the link to the video. I want to hear how he was screaming the Buhari .
Just laughing as I imagine how buhari's face would be like

Tywo2018:
Your Locationplease

when you finish buying,send me money to buy soap,sponge and water to wash am for you o .
Make i tap into the anointing of buying car too

BaddestQueen:
A vote for Tinubu is a vote for incompetence,docility, massive bullion van looting and drug peddling.

everything about Tinubu is bad , terrible and evil
Tinubu must be stop so Nigeria can move forward and progress.
thunder scatter Tinubu
thunder scatter Tinubu urchins
thunder scatter Remi
hahahahaha

you don add Remi to thunder's list of guest?

DonNeon:
Thank you.... I'm used to pounding fufu not yam though..... Is the location around ugbowo axis??

chai I really love your humility. I wish you were in Abuja I would have tried to link you up with a firm. Just because of your humility and desire to be useful. Unlike some youths that would rather get involved in criminality.

I wish you all the best

Moh247:
PM news is a useless tabloid.... Their own no pass divorce and sex news or news from igando magistrate court

Most especially from Ejigbo

His face looks like a half fried puff puff wey them no put yeast

[quote author=kingyakos post=117922079][/quote] or eba.

Chai!! a whole presidential candidate talking like a sick bat

kingyakos:
Please did anyone here knows where APC has mount own flag?...

they mounted their flag in a corn farm in iragbijii, osun state

Vulturereloaded:
Osibanjo, if you have any Dignity left, join Peter Obi.

You have lost it all, nothing to loose again.

This see finish is too much.

A presidential candidate, forgiving the Vice President for contesting?

I thought as much too

okpanachil:
Kwankwaso knows he cannot win, he knows that he is the weakest of the big 4,he also knows he can no longer be VP to Obi which was his best option originally as that ship has sailed.

He is hoping if he pulls enough votes from the North,he will be able to force a run-off that would see him strike a deal with Obi, that's what he is angling for.

This is because Nigerians now know that the two chuckle brothers are the same and Now desire a fresh start, and no sane mind would want to identify with either or both of them.

Kwankwaso should have taken the deal when he was offered.

chuckle brothers?
Did you watch that animation way back?

RichardRexs:
See code name ABeg �

very annoying code name. I thought I was the only one that observed it

In a capital of a country that is supposed to be cosmopolitan?.

Nigeria is a joke with jokers at the helm of affairs

Even if you are named after NICODEMUS or BATIMEUS, or METHUSELAH we don't care

I am a Redeemed member, but Adeboye and your wife Remi will not sway my votes to you
Go and rest biko

Trinitycian:
Guy, did they force Tinubu to give them money?

infact your question to him should be: is tinubu supposed to give money if he is genuinely loved and wanted by the Kano people?.

[quote author=Sonicroyel post=117788559]Why dem dey always wear polo like say as dem dey pay you you go water am... LP most ppl dey come on dia own outfit no be say everybody go wear uniform like say dem go warehouse go collect am[/quote it is simply because Obi's rallies are not acted .
They are not scripted.
They are real and organic.
Pure and honest, And people can even put on rags and attend and still go home happy, knowing that there's still hope.

taylor88:
Reno Omokiri how far


Is your boss shifting the campaign goal post bcuz he doesn’t want to be embarrassed by an empty stadium?


Peter Obi will kill you all with silence


If Tinubu make mistake enter river to go sympathize e sure me say Shark go swallow am


Tinubu wey resemble Amadioha na who una dey support


If no be for money which babe go gree date Tinubu?


Imagine Tinubu cuming during sex? Just imagine how him face go dey

Baba of all things, na how Jagaban face go look when he is climaxing you dey imagine?...
I
Na waooo .

I tried to imagine it, but I fainted.
I just woke up to quote you.
Let me go and faint again

taylor88:
my first option is Peter Obi


My last option is Atiku


But you see that ancestor wey dey waka like who drink 896 bottles of Gulder wey no cool he won’t smell Aso Rock


If he’s too desperate to become a president then make them divide country so he can rule over Yorubas alone

Instead of Tinubu go win make Earth Collide with underworld and swallow everybody

Tinubu wey no dey use tooth brush wan rule a whole me

Jagaban and his cronies are on their way to tell you to "shut up o".

Make i take cover , dey observe from a distance

Charles545:
Show your guy love Nah, make me come to collect one of the two cylinder.

abeg that love go wait until the price of gas comes down to #1500 for 12.5kg.

When it happens, I will even invoke my ancestors to join me and love you, but until then I am guarding my cylinders jealously

AllDModsAreMaad:
I don't want these people(government) to send flood to my location.

I don trust them, so I am not dropping my location.

you well so?

When I heard the news initially, I carried my 2 cylinders and went to the gas plant.
Infact I was at their gate by 7an .
I had to wait for them to come and resume
And after buying the gas, I went to queue for fuel for 3 hours at nnpc asokoro.

I still ended up buying black market after the whole time wasted queuing.

Nigeria is a very difficult place to live o.
We are really suffering in this country.
Every thing just be suffering and smiling.
But my hope is that one day we shall smile again

Daniel058:
Dear Apostle Suleiman, please if you are doing what Many people are accusing you of,I think this is clearly a warning from the Lord. Repent Now!!

Also I want to thank you for many cartons of Gala I sold in Abraka back in 2013 when you held your crusade @ Delsu Abraka campus


Oghene blesi wen ÒSE .

oya, send my tithe to me for reading this your comment while smiling.

SpecialAdviser:
The set of people that will vote this man

1---Tribalists
2---Haters
3---Nepotists
4---Corrupt people
5---Retrogresives

You can add your own

and certified psychiatric cases..
Fellow drug dealers/ sniffers...
Owomida touts...

mrrandomguy:
I don't know my CSCS account

go to the Brooker with your name and details, they will help search it out

AlafinofEnugu:
Wait till baba get there
He did it in Lagos
My future is in safe hands with Asiwaju
Not a total failure in Anambra like obi

My future is safe in God's hands.
No man holds my future in his hands no matter what.

Good luck to that your future you have decided to place in the hands of a man.

AlafinofEnugu:
No ooo
Am not a typical ipob miscreant
I just don't want one dodoyo to comman use my future for experiment

what will you say about the experiment you have undergone so far in the hands of your baba at the top.?
Are you getting palm oil or fuel cheaper now?.
And who told you it is only ipobs that have miscreants?.
A lot of miscreants are here on nairaland and most of them are not ipobs.
Know that and have peace

Maobichek:
The foundation of Nigerian politics was led on tribalism, religion, sentiment, intimidation, harassment, lies etc. These are definitely going to play out come 2023 but the suffering in the country should have made the masses the think above these anomalies hence my response to his tribal comment.

Here in FCT Abj, our top politicians don't do tribalism among themselves (i have seen them sat and ate together) but it's a different thing all together when it comes to the masses, this country need help.

and it is the same masses that have refused to use their brains that will still come on nairaland to insult themselves.

I live in Abuja, and I see them: those money bags and politicians. They don't quarrel o. They attend the same parties and hang out in the same recreation centers. They visit themselves at home and have cordial relationship irrespective of their political religious and tribal affiliation.

It is only on nairaland especially that you will see toothless ekuke dogs attacking themselves over politicians wey no send them.

Very brain dead nincompoops on social media

Buckeyemedia1:
A politician deceiving the gullible, flood victims indeed.

With all the billions of Naira he has, let us see how much he will donate to them?

President Eye Service.

how much has Buhari and Lai Mohammed donated to the victims?.
Let's start from the top first

AlafinofEnugu:
Which campaign he get before
Werey wan cover face
Oloshi oloriburuku eyan

oh boy! This your hatred for Peter Obi is top notch o.
If you see this man face to face, you fit kill am o

Maobichek:
Good morning, tribalism will do you no good ok. Zack Orji is supporting Tinubu, he is an actor and Igbo, thank you.

honestly these people and tribalism eh!!.
There is this other Igbo actor that supported tinubu, them no see that one too.
How peter Obi lives in these tribalists mansion heads rent free is indeed a thing of concern.
Government should control the use of sniper from now on, because the sales will skyrocket after the election, and it will not be for rats and mosquitoes o

plaindealer:
You sef notice?

just like you noticed that Obasanjo and afenifere are struggling actors too!

coconutbag:
Impoverish your people and still prevent them from running away. There's no bigger witchcraft than this.

my point exactly

zoedew:
Your wish God will not grant! Wicked and Lying Chukwumerije Ofonagoro Lai Goebbels!

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