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mariahAngel:
I knew she was going to come back.

I already promised her a cake tutorial, so that might be my next thread.

Her type can't use multiple monikers..It will be very easy to fish her out.

Crazy babe..

Weldone..ya kwuta ugwo tutorial o

mariahAngel:
And it's very convenient too.
Once you have it, you can grill some chicken whenever you want. Especially if you want to host some friends.

Yours is a charcoal grill, right?

Yea..Last I bought was 1kilo...The taste was off..Before my Bauchi guy sent me a lesser but correct one.

True.

Yea charcoal grill...Just throw in some onion atimes to give that smoky taste...or fresh leaves cuttings.

Plus roasted plantain grill don complete be that.

mariahAngel:
Any yaji that isn't mixed by a northerner is a packaged abomination!

The day I got my first authentic yaji, I was super excited ehn!

Truth...

The day I got one from my fulani friend from bauchi..I realised yaji get levels..

I will contact him if I fail to get here...O nwere ihe m ji okuko eme na farm..Aha m tawa chicken suya...

mariahAngel:
Yes.

Oooh!!!

Enyi anyi Nwaanyi

Ya wu o mechara laghachi.

mariahAngel:
Why can't you comment there?

Yeah. I have it in my plans.



As long as you put interest, you can learn anything.
You can learn quicker by watching videos too.

Onye ahu o wu zorr?

mariahAngel:
Well, I got mine from an authentic aboki who was nice enough to sell.

Acid is right though...Most yaji na original fake...Only these northern guys sabi the proper mixing.

I will check at ama hausa for a correct yaji..

chatinent:
People who commit suicide tho.

Don't think of committing suicide. If you don't do it, you'll regret why you even attempted in years to come.

Chop fess.

You don taste Nkwobi before? With overnight tumbo. How you go wan commit suicide na

I don dey depressed before. I was so weak...so downhearted. I think that happened after heartbreak that year. I say make I go chop fess. Omo, after eating one plate of nkwobi, I order Isi Ewu.

I no know say na hungry carry that nonsense thoughts come.


Nkwobi and Isi Ewu is just so...

Isi ewu nkwobi go solve all this problems sha...

E no go pass relationship matters or few other things that can be achieved later in life.

Rosrozz:
even you sef like gossip

What is BBnaija without gossip biko

Rosrozz is that our runaway zorr?

Rosebloom:
Men no de gossip

You never jam Deji and Dotun

Lmao...This is hilarious.

Zonefree:
Nice meal.

The future is in safe hands.

Smh

See Phyna o..

Like this she don win FA Cup on code..for groovy matter.

Na peace of mind men want.

Modella na wahala babe on code...

This one go fit the catwalk for dream too

Stevo35:
No retreat no surrender" madam ahead ahead' tatata!!!.

See their little girl moving around unbothered..

Allyson and Adekunle are catching cruise...Because I don't see the attraction...

Chi chi sounding like a little girl in an older woman's body..Las las everyone needs a companion in a way.

InfinityFabric:
Girl made SIMP her friend, and actually puts him friend-zone.
Simp actually thought girl would marry her him.
Girl used SIMP as emotional tampon every time there's heartbreak.
Girl got knocked up by the Tyrone.
Girl has a kid for the Chad.
Girl got battered by Tyrone.
Now girl remembers the Simp she left.
SIMP gonna become a cuck and step-daddy .

Don't be Mr SIMP.

SIMP want to Bamba

SteveDGreat:
I am emotionally down honestly. If not that I am hearing this from her, I won't believe that a Man could be this cold towards his wife.

This lady is my one and only best friend. As a matter of fact, I was nursing plans to marry her but man never make it. We never had sex.

Well, she got married and our conversation slow down. I deliberately slow it down so as to respect her marriage.

One day I decided to call, the husband picked and warned me never to call her again. Omoh I was shocked.

Days after she called and apologized and explained how the man has completely changed and is maltreating her to the extend of beating her and emotional abuse. We spoke consistently and unfortunately, she left the marriage.

She came to my city was staying with her elder brother. We spoke for some time and I went off cos I didn't want to get too close so as not to attract emotional feelings.

Well, after some months, she blocked me from reaching her. For 9 months we haven't been in touch.

Yesterday she sent me a chat with a strange phone Facebook that I should give her my number. Since Yesterday, she has been pouring her emotional trauma on me.
Her marriage is hell. Emotional abuse, insults, beating.

As I am typing, she is still talking on phone. She is done with the marriage and wants to leave but she is scared of her son that's 1 year and 2 months old.

I really feel bad for her and don't even know how to help her.
It is painful. She is my best friend.

You and your type of men are the reasons why most ladies misbehave...Being a bestie to a lady who has a serious relationship is an act of SIMP...Emotionally you will be giving her reasons to compare.

When her man is busy to at least provide, she will be missing his attention and so called besties like you are always available with attention, coupled with the sweet talks masked with deception.

The beauty of it is that you guys always end up eating the leftover remaining of her.

Now you have succeeded in putting daft Ideas in her head to break that marriage, I hope you are fine now?

Go and carry her na.

Wondering why some men no dey act like a man..
If your female friend is in a serious relationship, find away to keep distance..And if she brings up her relationship issues, tell her to go and fix things with her man..Never give room for emotional attachments and comparison..Women can be fragile and indecisive in that aspect.

OKOATA:

Women should learn to dress sexily at home, and husband's should get sexy lingeries for their wives. To be honest I can't get hard at the site of a woman on wrappers like that.

Fact.

mariahAngel:
See the brand some food bloggers use.

As for endorsement, make I start first naa.

Okay.

MissAnneboleyn:
I will save Pharmsavi and Kess

It is the audacity of this post sha...

Do you have at least 50sim cards? Smh

The years we dey vote sha...Na attack we dey attack voting centres..

mariahAngel:
You can wash it down with any drink of your choice.

Do you have a favourite aboki you buy suya from? You can ask him.
Or you can buy from ShopRite.



Knorr chicken.

Oooh!!!

Yes I have...But I can't trust that guy..Always capping ukwu na ara talks.. Biko I will check at Everyday or savemore.

Gi na Knorr..Ha mee nye gi endorsement na.

Anyday level1 lose eeeh..Them go do 5evictions that day..

Excess Borites..

If this thing continue like this, na only modella and chizzy go remain for level2...

Chineke ekwela ihe ojoor...Men with excess intelligence wey dey level2 don bounce.

Na sissy men/ okpos remain..

Bbnaija is not for the Intellectuals.

mariahAngel:
Stage 1: Marinating.

Which seasoning did u made use of for this?

Cholls:
My sister if incase you need haiya killer let me know

You guys are crazy with memes here..

mariahAngel:
Stage 2: Roasting.



You can also roast your chicken on an electric grill or a charcoal pot.

Wetin person go use wash down this one na...Alcohol abii malt (church way)

In chemistry we call this step wise series of the reactions..Before one arrives at that inviting chicken.

The problem now, will be acess to yaji...Ihe ma o wu tawa roasted chicken every 3days

mariahAngel:
Uzo Suleiman a dighi pure.

By the way, I just created a food thread.
Check it out.

Lol...Abii...Most of them.


Okay.

BeeNG3:
Always marrying the rich members ; ! Average members no get love to offer

Not being rich...It is marrying a lady who has something doing..

Life is sweeter if you win bread, she win Akara.

mariahAngel:
Okay.
The man is a pastor, so I doubt he'll have time for such anyways.
The next we're going to read/hear about them is when they have their baby.



Banky and Adesuwa are my favourite celebrity couple.
Banky has really rubbed off on Adesuwa, and I like the woman she's become.

Okwaya...Nigerian bloggers won't mind telling lies to cause problems o...O tu a ha ji Suleiman na oru now

And a time when they entered that COZA guy with Timi dakolo's wife...She thought she will pull him down...But that phase faded away like bbnaija fame...

When a man seems to be enjoying a lady, some ladies in his past may resurface to cause wahala...I just hope the blessed guy did his homework well..

As for mercy, o wunu nwa zion...Ka anyi were ya otu ahu

Yea, I love banky and Adesuwa union..Classy and matured.

I feel their must be something special about some ladies in late 20s or earliest 30s..

blazingblender:
Independent lady don order food....
Shey when your mum was cooking you no gre enter kitchen learn
...
Now you are complaining....
Mtcheeeeew

Independent woman...

God1000:
She has added a lot of weight.

pregnancy will surely change the body and shape of a woman.

Babies change everything for both the mom and Dad...