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I knew he will react sharp sharp....Twitter warrior...

Seun:
This govt is unbelievably stupid. Instead of training police to also use okada to pursue them.

Lmao...

Potbellyman:
As long as whatever you generate, must go to the national grid the bill Na nonsense

Very huge nonsense I must confess..

MufasaLion:


Whosoever I will date must address me as "Emperor or Royal Highness."

Lmao

Kosoco:
You broke your Sim Card. Lia Mohammed is on Internship in your conglomerate...

A very heavy lie....

Ashi ocha!

It is the back movements for me..

Obiano the Oringo man..

As long na his wife carry go.

Seun investigate this and And handle sarrki according to rule broken...

I thought he will learn his lesson after herdsmen used his rice farm to fatten their cow..


Enough of the deception...Rubbish!

This gist got me laughing yesterday on Instablog..

It the comment section as regards to the guy's dance...

Omorrr

GraceUnIimitedd:
I reunited with this 30 year old long lost friend of mine online via Facebook and we communicated down to WhatsApp, we have been chatting for months now till i finally asked her out and told her my intentions of marrying her.

I then asked her out but she just kept maintaining stance that we should be friends first, i told her plainly that it's better we start dating and all the friendship should be integrated into the dating phase but she turned down and said we should maintain friendship first till she's ready.

Now she has already started billing me, she told me her birthday is tomorrow and she'll need my financial support, i then asked her to be specific on the precise amount she wants, she then responded that she needs at least 30k for photoshoots, make up and cake.

So my question is why is she financially demanding when we are just friends?

30 year old lady is still doing photo shoot and cake and other billing for birthday?

Smh..


Na you shock me pass her.

To think you see a wife in This one baffles me..

Her love is with another guy...She added you to her maga book.

Woman wey love you, no dey bill you...How long are we going to say This for good sake.

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

Any lady will succumb to her mother's pressure.

Genuine advise, good women are scarce...If you are sure she is one...Do little, relax and chase the money.

She has her biz, you have yours..You both are graduate, what else are you waiting for.

Another man is taking her off your grip if you dull...If you loose a good woman, everything go scatter scatter...

I don tell you finish...Pay her dowry and take her home...You can still do wedding of 20people..

When bigger money enter, you insult the money by throwing a bigger party..

Age is not on her side..

Mumben:
Good afternoon N'lders, so we had a compound meeting with d landlord yesterday. Note that d landlord doesn't stay with us.

During the meeting, a female married neighbor raised some complaints about another neighbor whose family are in the habit of wasting water in d compound. Their tap head is spoilt but they refused to repair it, when water is pumping, they can leave their tap on overnight and so on. My husband was also confirming what d neighbor was saying.

During the meeting, the said woman whose family was wasting water came in and was
making some side remarks and even asked the Landlord why he had to call the meeting. The landlord didn't reply but rather asked her to leave the meeting. Am sure this angered her

When she came back from her business place in the night, from the gate she started raining insults on the woman that reported her, my husband,my children and myself. I have never been so humiliated in my life. Of a truth, we re going through financial challenges at the moment and it's telling on us. She called me a skeleton, my children kwashiorkor and my husband she called a Nobody. We were inside while she kept ranting and ranting outside, she later went inside her house and continued her rant from there. She said so many unprintable things to us but by God's grace we didn't even step out not to talk of replying her.

My great n'land family, is the woman wrong to have reported her? and am I wrong to have kept quiet while she humiliated and mocked my family for being poor?

Any advice for me cos I am broken

As a human, when you are mocked, it should be a push for you.

An addage will say never look like what the mocked you with.

The main thing now, what are you doing to assist your hubby overcome this challenge.

Are you into business or gainfully employed?

What happened?

For a careless neighbour to know your family's current situation, it don bad be that..

What solutions are you looking at...This is where the woman in every mother comes out fully.

Olamilekxy:
Jada's family is rich, she has even manage great people like Chris brown, essien e.t.c

Dey not even Nigerian,

Every family isn't poor

Women get issues...

If wizkid is dating a younger lady, they will say child abuse.

Dude is enjoying a much older peace of mind, a lady still think Jada P wey don see money is after wiz pocket.

Some business friendship can head to relationship when you sit to think deep .

Wetin you dey find for sokoto can be in shokoto.

MadarasBlade:
Oga people change, you can't know how anyone would react or behave over time, we can only hope.

I don't advise people to live apart after marriage...It is of no use getting married in the first place.

frankfrank:
Oga so your wife no introduce you to the brother before marriage?
Okay during informal, formal and the wedding itself you did not meet your brother in-laws wife alias your "ex"?
We will like your answers to give us a better understanding of this matter.

It could be a distant relative..

They always come around when they hear you are doing well.

CondemnBattery:
I'm not a female. I'm a proud male with a family.

Business however is female, which represents fruitfulness, growth and multiplication.

Smh...

Life no balance..

Mariangeles:
Yes.



Ike gwuru o.

Hehehehehe Ngwa gbalaga

Animal right activists left the group chat..

If them born bear well, make them enter Africa na...

2seconds them go be like Dinos....Long forgotten.

1Sharon:
I never said that.

And if the father wants it?


There was a thread that exposed that alot of nigerian men still support female circumcision

Thats Archaic if it has proven to be bad scientifically and legally...Why indulge in it?

Only men I knw undergoes circumcision even in the scriptures.

When I tried look into the issue, I was told the only reason was to prevent the lady from being promiscuous...smh Thats really Archaic.

Mariangeles:
Okwu gbasara ihe ndi a ehn...o di stressful.

I choro Igba oso..

In life, we pray to be good, and also find the good one..

Some marriage wu hell, some marriage wu heaven.

CondemnBattery:
My brother some girls are witches. A lady once told me she saw her period 3days before visiting sometimes back.
Thank God I refused the offer, following day I came back from work and saw her bleeding, said I should buy her pad. Ômo I almost fainted. But you said you just saw your period before visiting, that was when she confessed and told me her motives. Bros fear women, they are terrible beings

Are you not a Female...

Uratta ekwoola ooo

Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.

So your friend was penetrating his maid and raw at that...He wanted to chop thank you and very much..

Let him tell us when he will do intro for his second wife...Rubbish!


If you be cheat, just add respect for the wife you married....Her maid displacing her is a big humiliation no woman will tolerate.

Mariangeles:
O wu otu o na e ji e gbu ha ka mmii in the beginning.
Even Jesus used it in one of his parables.

Smh...you

Ok my friend nwunye ya mupuru the 4th child, ya na eji aka ya a ga ahia azutara nwunye ya ihe..

He doesnt stay outside beyond 5:30pm.

So ha ka no na mbido?

Hapu o..Umu nwoke uwa ugbu a ji love bia...


The problem wuzi Umu nwaanyi mege shakara

1Sharon:
Are Nigerian men not these things?

Alot of you still support female circumcision
And see no issue in beating your wife as discipline.

The problem with you ladies is, If one man treat you bad, all men are bad..smh.

On issue of female circumcision, a strong mother will not allow that..It is still up to you ladies.

Mariangeles:
Most men nowadays are not like that.

Not true...

Men ugbu racha ga nwunye ha kara di..

Where I went to this morning for my treatment, a couple was there..They seem newly married...Nwoke di ka onye la goal, and you know little sickness that follows up for the ladies..


Na so he leave work today, jiri aka ya kporo nwunye ya biawa ulo ogwu..

Ndi mpa mbu o ha n'ile mere otu ahu..

Forget men are getting actively involved in the commitment stuff.

Ndi mpa mbu nwere pride kara sef..

1Sharon:
Misogynistic, superstitious, arrogant.

Wrong interpretation woke sisters carry around online.

It is not true...Even gay men have women as their besties..

Mariangeles:
Like Yul.

Not true..

Your model of marriage should be a leaf from that of your parents..

I use nke mpa na mma m as my model...peace and love..O ya wu Nigerian type..

Not yul...We all can't be Yul...

Enuguguy:
I planned to marry in 1st week of November 2022 and bring my wife to UK immediately with me
When do I suppose to start my visa application
NB..we don't have any marriage certificate yet
Nairaland help a brother

Marry her, get the marriage certificate, the court wedding, change of name on a daily..

Carry your wowan dey go.

A family friend had hers around May..And na so my mom advised her to do court wedding and document all...She left for UK to be with her man on Saturday.

This isn't a big deal..hence you know who you are married to.

Mariangeles:
Just don't be a typical Nigerian husband to your wife in the UK, and you'd have nothing to worry about.

How does typical Nigerian husband act?

Is he from Uk or Nigeria?

Tonnierichy:
Chief dey calm down. Principal na woman

You dey mind am..thats how dirty their mind is..

Well, Elizabeth na Alpha student..Bodly she apologized and pass a message if you think am psychologically.