₦airaland Forum

Mariangeles:
Jennifer Lopez has always loved love and getting married.

There's this babygirl nature about her that makes her lovable.
And the sound of her laugh...
JLo will be 80 and still be desirable.

Easy biko....80 kwa

Manson1:
Commendable. Akwa ibom is a very nice place to be.. Was in oron in mid 2020 and early 2021 for a building project.... If you talk about good roads and infrastructure then you'll have to give it to them... Kudos to their governor

Plus very calm and serene..

Times I do visit Akwaibom (Eket precisely), na 1-2am I dey reach there..Yet activities they bubble.

Right from time of Akpabio..

VladimirPutiin:
Imagine marrying someone who’s punna has been passed around like ball in the entertainment industry. Lil Wayne sef chop hin own that year.

Calm down!
E no dey bellefull..

If chop now, and never chop in a month again, e go be like you never chop in years....

Sex may not be a problem for them..Na we Africans they over think am.

visijo:
This is how I planned my family
My wife will bath�the kids
I will bath � my wife
The maid will bath me�

Ara!

PhD in the mud.

Soon na Dr Portable.

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

Leave her house..don't you feel somehow carrying woman in your mama presence..
Except she is your wife...Even at that

So your dick go rise with your mom present?

No doubt.

Davies25:
Good day Nairalanders,


My rent is expiring soon.
I was given an uncompleted one bedroom building by my parents (no official documents)
I was in a difficult place financially so i decided to renovate/complete the building instead of renewing my house rent.
Thus far, i have spent about 600k
And i will still need close to 800k or more to make the place habitable.

My thought at first was that if i spend the equivalent of my 2 years rent (400k). The house will be habitable and i can move in.
But now, I'm spending money i don't have.

My rent is expiring soon, should i look for the 800k and complete the building or i should just renew my rent and let go of my 600k investment??

Note: I'm broke, if I'm looking for the money it will be a high interest loan.

I'm just confused. I need help here.

Your write up doesn't correspond if I look at from an Engineering view.

Uncompleted single room? At what stage did you took over the construction?

Block work stage?

Lintel stage?
Roofed stage?

Because 1.4M will buid a one room from scratch to pack in...With balance.

Family inheritance are usually dicey if you aren't the first son, nor last born...

In my place only this two get inheritance without arguments..
First son takes over his father's obi (house).

Last born inherits the land allocated to his mom for cultivation..This land is that small land at the back of a family house in the village where mothers throw away kitchen waste and sewage.

Other inheritance are now shared to benefit every member.

If you can renovate the house and stay there, save up for some years to get yours even na remote area, fine...No investment is waste.

Land is the only thing that appreciates in nature.

Any politician associating with Tinubu now, must be watchful of his career.

The hatred the desperate man is gathering for trying to tear Nigeria deeper along religious lines will spread to any of his associates regardless of how good you are.

2023 is a Time to stand up for Nigeria's unity going extinct...One ambitious Ancestor must not divide us.

Unity is top priority for good things to fall on every Nigerian.

Dottore:
I didn't see Bishop Okonkwo (Chairman Ekulo Group) and Vincent Obianodo of Young Shall Grow Motors on the list

List go reach 50pages if them add everyone na.

Home of billionaires

Kaiair:
Nothing will ever make me give up cuban cigars

Na one sickness go reset you sha

No be only cuban...na Taiwan cigar

Rayd502:
Op I admire you guts for a not too experienced driver handling a car all the way from Lagos.

You should have gone with a trusted friend,the trip would have been a bit interesting. And a second opinion on some matters can be useful.

Then again the security risk involved in these uncertain times we are in being that you were in an unfamiliar terrain for the first time.

Thanks to God you succeeded in achieving your goal.

Enjoy your ride.

OP na sense man...He go first reason how he go spend on a friend to enter lasgidi

Person wey for buy clean grade corolla for PH at lesser than 4M...Still go lagos go share money like Tinubu.. Ako na uche is Importanter.

AbelAbdul:
ENVIRONMENT

Lagos is not as people say it is. In fact, the GRA in Port Harcourt is more neater and nicer than Lekki.

Lekki was nothing to write home about during my stay there.

Lol

Port Harcourt GRA is posh na..classy and serene.

Mariangeles:
Na wah o!
Ka m hara I kpo ya onye oshi.

Lol...
Onye oshi ka owu nu..

Most of these guys come to steal and enrich their generation.

Echoban:
Demn don almost use this one catch me before . Infact my boxers was smelling Virgina , Same with my middle finger I used to finger, I washed it, for where the finger still dey smell am.

Another one, just kiss, romance and caress, my cloth was smelling her pinky pinky kinda scent


To avoid embarrassment, it's just best shower and use ur personal perfume thereafter esp if missionary style is involved.

Sorry to ya middle finger..

Timekeeper452:
this is actually a false myth, vaginas are meant to smell foul and not good, if as a lady you wash your vagina with water and it is odorless, you are killing bacterias actually protecting your Vagina from infections and you stand a very high risk of being infected . That being said this doesn’t mean as a lady you should leave yourself dirty, wash around the vagina and not inside the vagina. Clean with toilet wipes or tissue after urinating.

Oohh!!!

We have entered Biology class again..Vag101

SmellyNyash:
Some smelly towtow can wake Lazarus from death

Oooh! Gosh!

I finally found that comic relief thread..

rexesq:
NFCS DOES!!!

Lmao...

NFcs cruise.

Demigod22:
LoL, I am guilty of this. Not washing after sex happen most in school. I will just have sex and preparing for another round then the call will come in needing my attention in school especially in my final year, my project supervisor can call me to come see him while I was having sex, when most ladies ask me why I don't bath, I will just say I love the smell on me and it kind of makes them laugh.

Human being

Southernigbo:
How will some just carry sexual smells up and down with out taking adequate bath.

For some of these people, it's only handkerchief they used to clean up and gbam they are in markets, banks and their religious places intermingling with people not caring about the sexual smell that they are carrying about.

I don't want to imagine this...I will puke.

It cost nothing to freshen up after the actions.

Mariangeles:
Mgbe ahu, ka ya wu president, ka ya wu vice president, ma first lady.
Ashi gbakwa ihe ojoo!

Hahahahah..O zuru ya ahu..

He stepped on toes a lot..

O nwere 500m o mere obtain from MTN, ajuo ya, ya si na ya raise ga ego for APC... smh

The audacity.

Totilopussylick:
Tinubu may be the most hated Nigerian politician at the moment by Nigerians .

The citizens are tired of casava agbado he used to feed Lagosians.

Lol

He is the most hated since 2015 he took that ambitious path to merge with a Buhari...And even wanted to be vice to present a Muslim-Muslim ticket before Buhari staged a walk out.

It shows how insensitive and desperate Tinubu is.

Even Buhari a religious fanatics, resisted the temptation to go that length...Yet Tinubu did..Desperate ancestor.

Let's see as events unfold.

xpertoyin:
Love is not blind.
First don't marry her until she has a job.
Second let her clear her debt upto say 3/4.
Then explain the need for her to submit her financial management to you until you can trust her. This my involve getting alerts on her account and such.
Apart from that keep assuring her of your love and acceptance because she may be doing this out of a fallout of her assault and molestation.

Hmmm....

Oooh!!! Church!

This one don pass utaba dance o.

armyofone:
Mariangeles, bring big pot and fire wood. Fetch fresh water from river @ 4am, I will bring pawpaw leaf, dongoyaro and guava leaf, barks etc

Village medicine- i wondered if it really worked or it our immune fighting for us and illness (bacteria, virus etc) running its course

It works full time...In a severe case, 3-4hrs interval.

Talking from experience o...Especially when freshly prepared, you inhale, drink and bathe with it. Even if na witch, e go tear race like Tinubu leaving Osun for Abuja.

Mariangeles:
How could anyone forget so easily, after all the stories we heard about him and what we went through when he was alive?
Even Aisha Buhari wasn't spared.
I even believe he was the one who made sure Osibanjo was hindered to work as a VP, because he saw him as a threat.
I think things became a bit bearable after his death.
Buhari was forced to take charge of affairs as he should.

We might never know the magnitude of what God did for us there.

As in eeh...Dude was feared more than anyone alive.

Some documents, ka ya na sign ha..smh

Chukwu di ebube.

So this man still dey alive?

I miss his numerous lies.

And he just released another tape..

They will be chasing Peter, while Atiku will hit them like tsunami.

Joke of the week...When they have a Bigot as governor with an unbalanced ticket of Muslim-Muslim?

Nothing wey pastors no go see for Elrufai pocket.

Get things right and reduce unrest.

Mariangeles:
Yes.

O lee ihe iche gidere uche gi eruo e be ahu?

That was a brillant thought to be honest..

Chukwu ji aka ya wepugara anyi that man and Isa funtua..The other one mamman daura di ka onor stroke..Three deadly cabal.

Mariangeles:
Ngwanu.
A riakwala.

Oooh...

Massiveglory:
You can't watch this man and not be happy. No matter how depressed you are. The man will bring joy to osun people.

I tire o...A happy man full of energy...

A Muslim yet very free in Church...

It is high time Portable gets an Orders Is Orders touching...

Maybe him brain ho reset small.